Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / Sonic Series Fan Fiction ❯ Battle of the Foxes ❯ Another Fight, Sweet Snow Bribery and Obscene Fairies... ( Chapter 4 )
Alright, by popular demand (well...not really) I have updated...and this is one weird fight. Rip-offs of Zelda are included, don't read unless you are prepared for randomness, insanity and stupidity...
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / Sonic Series Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Martial Arts / Comedy / Action | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 02.20.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 688 | Visits: 276 | Status: Completed
Author: Alright, people, in answer to your requests, I have decided to continue this sadly crazy fic.
Kurama: Sadly crazy? You mean, roller-coastering-out-of-control-nutso-wacko-obscene-
Author: I wouldn't say OBSCENE…
Kurama: Oh, shut it!
Author: YOU FORGET WHO HAS THE POWER HERE! Anywho, next we've got…Dumbass versus Kurama…
Kurama: Oh, why me?
Author: To shut you up.
Kurama: *death glare*
Author: ^^ Now there's no need to get testy…and Sharon MacKinnon, we'll have Tails fight Vulpix next chapter…we can't have our unconscious genius wear himself out, can we?
Kurama: Oh, come on…
Author: SHUT IT!!!
Naruto: *rings fight bell*
Author: *resists urge to roll around in the grass*
Kurama: *brings out Rose Whip*
Dumbass: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! BEHOLD MY GUN!!
Random Spectator 5: Ooooooooooooooooh…
Kurama: You're almost as stupid as Kuwabara!!!
Author: *steals fight bell from Naruto*
Dumbass: HAHAHA! *randomly shoots people*
Author/Random Spectators 6, 555, 4926005: *get hit with shots*
Author: *resists urge to strangle the idiot*
Kurama: Rose Whip Thorn Wheel! *chops Dumbass into tiny, little pieces*
Dumbass's Voice: DO YOU THINK IT'S SO SIMPLE?!! *miraculously comes back to life*
Kurama: You can't do that!
Dumbass: You can when you have…>.> <.< A FAIRY!!
Kurama: You can't use fairies! Only Link can do that!
Dumbass: Well…screw you then.
Kurama: No, screw YOU.
Dumbass: *kicks Kurama in the stomach*
Kurama: F***ing bastard…
Dumbass: Oooooooh, you swore…
Kurama: -_-
Author: ¬¬ You're looking at me funny…
Kurama: No I'm not…
Author: Oh…sorry…FIGHT ALREADY, DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kurama/Dumbass: o.O Yes, ma'am.
Kurama: *kills Dumbass, again, and smashes any bottles*
Dumbass's Voice: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! MY FAIRIES!!!!!!!!!!
Fairy 8,934: Aw, shut it!
Fairy 7,824,052,000: Yeah! You had us all bottled up! Like we would've helped you anyway!
Fairy 5: *reading obscene manga*
Author: *kicks fairies out* Alright, people, Kurama is the winner! I guess…uhh…
Kurama: What?
Author: Just remembering something…
Kurama: ¬.¬ You're not telling us something.
Author: Yeah, so? Anyways, people, see you next time on "Battle of the Foxes"!!! And don't forget…fuzzy blue ice creams will one day rule all!! Review please, or I'll send Hiei after you!
Hiei: Like I would go after them anyway.
Author: Sweet snow.
Hiei: *growls at readers*
Author: ^_^