Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction ❯ Spirit, Magic And Stone (Title may change later) ❯ Kuwabaka and the talking brick wall ( Chapter 1 )

Spirit, Magic and Stone

Dedicated to My cousin Tiffany, and my bfs Tyler, Morgan, Micheal and Erin!

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Introduction, disclaimers ect.

I know what your thinking "*Groans* Not another yyh, hp crossover....Your killing me here!" Well sorry but I've been planing to write one ever since before I joined this network. Because of the overwhelming number of yyh/hp crossovers some stuff could seem extremely identical if not the same. I tried to make it different, in fact, I've read over some hp/yyh crossovers to see how they are being wrote. I've found a consecutive patteren in the fics so I should be able to avoid the most common events, situation and dialog. If you see anything that could still belong to you notify me immediately so that I can change it. Also if you see spelling or grammar error, tell me. If you find anything at all wrong about the way it is written, let me know and together we could make one of the most captavating Harry Potter/YuYuHakusho crossovers of all time.

I DO NOT OWN HARRY, RON, HERMINE, ANY OF THE HOGWARTS TEACHERS, YUSUKE, KUWABARA, HIEI, KURAMA, KOENMA, MALFOY OR ANY OF THE OTHER CHARACTERS. I DISOWN ALL HARRY POTTER AND YUYUHAKUSHO SCRIPS, CHARACTERS, SCENERY ECT. HARRY POTTER RIGHTFULLY BELONG TO J.K ROLLING AND YOSHIHIRO TAGASHI RIGHTLY OWNS YUYUHAKUSHO.

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Okay here we go!!

Chapter one: The Talking Brick Wall

!Sound or extra effect!

Baka- Idiot

Onna- Woman

Kurama: "I suppose now all we have to do is just go through the brick wall...."

Kuwabara: "Brick wall? You mean this one? I don't know it looks kinda solid to me." Kuwabara said knocking on the wall.

"But of course it looks that way. Would it not look suspicous otherwise?"

"Gee I don't know. Um maybe......"

Hiei: "Don't be a baka, baka of course it would look suspicious! Let's just hurry up and get this stupid mission overwith!!!"

Kuwabara: "I don't know...."

Yusuke: "Come on! Move it or lose it Kuwabara!!"

Kuwabara: "Er. Ya know what they say um gentlemen first!" Kuwabara said while holding out his right arm towards the wall.

Hiei: "Hn. It's ladies first you imbecil." Hiei said and then walked through the wall with ease.

"Wha..." Kuwabara studered.

Yusuke: "Alright." Yusuke than backed up some. "Here goes!" Yusuke than ran at full speed and dissapeared beyond the wall. Kuwabara's mouth dropped to the floor.

Kurama: "Best hurry up Kuwabara the train will leave in approximately seven minutes. In the meantime try not to make a spectical of yourself." Kurama advised running, then dashed into the wall and dissapeared. Kuwabara's eyes popped out.

Kuwabara: "DAHH! OH yeah? They think there so darn cool dissapearing through walls like that! Well I'll show'em! Anything they can do cool, I can do fooly cooly style Right Eiikachi?" (SP?)

"Meow." The cat replied then licked him once on the right cheek. Kuwabara than backed up about twenty paces and popped his fist.

"We'll show them won't we? Ew yeah i'm psyched!" Some people stopped whatever they were doing and watched him flex his muscles and stretch.

"LET'S GO!!!!! AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!' And in a blinding rage Kuwabara charged at the wall.

"AHH!"

"Meow."

Wall: .....

"AHAHAH!!!"

Wall: ........

"Meoww

Wall: ...............

"AAAAAHHHHH!"

Wall: ..........................

"MMMMEEEEOOOWWW!!!!!!"

!Plat!Bow!

For some odd reason the wall turned solid brick. Kuwabara charging at his mightly speed made an impact so stupendious that it could be heard on all sides of the station.

Kuwabara: "Owchis......" Kuwabara then slid down the wall. !Plonk!

!Spring! "ALRIGHT THAT'S IT!!" Kuwabara than tried the same tactic again. Same result. "Grr...THAT'S IT NOW I'M MAD!!!" !Explosion!Tires Screaching !Baby crying! T Rex roaring! A bunch more irrelevent sound effects!

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Hiei: "Uh what the heck is that baka doing now?"

Kurama: "If he doesn't hurry up, the train is going to leave him behind."

Yusuke: "Don't worry, Kuwabara will be here any second now."

-5 seconds later-

Yusuke: "Yes siree.....Anytime....."

-4 seconds later-

Kurama: "...Hm....."

-5 more seconds later-

Hiei: "Could you stop with the baka seconds later thing?"

Arthor: "NO! Could you stop with the baka thing?"

Hiei: ...... Of course not bakaonna."

-So many seconds later , a woman came out with a bullhorn and said the train will be leaving in one minute-

Hiei: "Let's just hurry up and go without him."

Kurama: "Agreed. Odviously he didn't have enough magic in him to get through the wall. A simple, common, yet menacing conflict. It may be better this way. It may prevent him from further embarassment later on; Trying to operate complex spells he'll never be able to access."

Yusuke: ".......Uh what?"

Kurama: "Yusuke this is getting old."

"What's getting old?"

".......!Sighs! I'll only do this once. I said, Obviously he didn't have enough magic in him to get through the wall. A simple, common yet menacing conflict. It may be better this way. It may prevent him from further embarassment later on; Trying to operate complex spells he'll never be able to access."

"Umm.....Okay....Whatever."

Hiei: "Hn. Stupid fool."

()()()() Back with Kuwabara ()()()()

Kuwabara: "Ahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahwwwwwaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!! THAT'S IT!!!! YOU WANTA PIECE OF ME? YOU STUPID WALL I'LL SHOW YOU!!!!!!!" Kuwabara than rears back his fist and prepares to punch the wall.

Wall: "Stop."

"Huh?"

Wall: "You do not have enough magic to pass."

"WWHHAATT?? OH MY GOSH THE WALL CAN TALK? NO FLIPPIN' WAY!!!"

Woman: "That boys lost his mind!"

Boy: "Hey mommy can I go touch that idiot? I've always wondered what they feel like."

"No honey, the stupidity virus may be contagious."

"What's contagious mean?"

"It means if you get near that boy you might get stupid too."

"Or maybe the wall can talk but normal people just can't hear it."

"OH NO IT'S HAPPENED ALL READY!!! WE HAVE TO GET SOME HELP RIGHT AWAY! HELP! SOMEONE! MY SON'S

BEEN INFECTED WITH THE STUPIDITY VIRUS!!!"

People: "AAAAWWWAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!" There was a quick scramble and the station became no more than a ghost town.

Kuwabara: "Oh come on!!! You've just gotta let me through!"

Wall: "And just who are you to tell me what to do?'

"My name is KAZUMA KUWABARA!!! AND IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, I'VE GOT THIS.....SPIRIT SWORD!!!" Kuwabara then formed his Spirit Sword.

!Gasp! "NO WAY! You don't mean you"re the Kazuma Kuwabara do you?"

"Yeah that's me."

"Oh my gosh! Oh I just looove your show! I've read all of your manga and i've got my very own Kuwabara action figure! I'm a big fan of yours!!! That fight against Elder Togoro was really something! Spirit Flicewater who would have thought?!!"

"Yeah, I know I wanted to think of something more original than everyone one else. All of this talk about Dragons and Guns it just seemed to....Ya know in the box? Wait a second.....how did you know about that?......!Twitch! Nuh-NEVER MIND GOSH! Well will you let me through?"

"It'll cost ya."

"What's your price?"

"Muhahaha....MUHAHAHA! MMMMMUUUHHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EHAHAH! EWHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! EEEEWWWWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AHAHAH!!!"

Kuwabara!Sweatdrop! "E yeah look i'm kinda in a hurry so if you don't mind...."

"MUHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!"

"Could you please just...."

"BWWWAAAHAHAHHAHAHHA!!!!!!!"

"Come on I need-"

"BWWAAAHAHAHA"

"DUDE IT'S A-"

"AAAHHHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!"

"MISSION!!!!"

"Bwahahah....hah...hahhhahh.....Really? A mission?"

"YES AND I NEED TO GET THROUGH NOW!!!!"

"TELL ME!!!"

"But Koenma sayz i'm not supposeta tell....."

"Yeah well where's Koenma now? He's not gonna know just

tell me. I'll keep it a secret! Come on! COME ON!! COME ON!!!"

"Yeah...Well.....I uh don't know....."

"Come on! Who's gonna know?"

"Look I don't have time for this! Look the train is going to leave me here if I don't get going. Some hot chick might need my intelligent strategics and my volcanic biceps. Ya know?"

!Silence!Crickets Chirping in background!

"Will you sign my bricks?"

"DOOOHH!!!" !Anime Fall!

Eiikachi: "MERROW!!!"

() () () () Back with the other group! () () () ()

Yusuke: "It's a real pitty Kuwabara couldn't come with us ya know it?"

Hiei: "Not really the stupid old oaf would probably just get in the way."

Kurama: "But really Hiei, was it necessary for you to force those kids to clear out of the car with your Jagan?"

Hiei: "Yes. Actually it was a rather exhilarating experience. Both me and my Jagan eye enjoyed it. After all, we just don't get to control humans as much as we used to."

Yusuke: "Dude don't tell me you actually talk to that....that thingymabobby eye!"

Hiei: "Hn. Of course I do."

Yusuke: O_O' "Okey....That's just plain.....Uh what's the word i'm looking for? Hmm...."

Kurama: "Weird perhaps?"

"Oh yeah that and just plain wrong!!!"

"You wouldn't understand it even if I explained it detail by detail by detail."

"Like i'd want to!"

"Hunmp."

Freaky Narrator Person Dude: "And so ends the first chapter of this amazing ride. What sort of bizzare magic awaits out team in the next exciting chapter of this exhilarating crossover!"

~The quicker you start a job the sooner you'll finish!~

*P*R*E*V*E*I*W*

Hiei: "Back off now Malfoy. Just because were in public don't think for an instant I won't rip out both of your sorry lungs and spill your blood all over this snowy white carpet."

Malfoy: "Your 4'10, Staring out the window like a girly girl, with hair twice your height but yet you've got enough nerve to talk to a pureblood that way? I'll make sure you live to regret those words, shrimp!"

"Correction. You may think your a pureblood, but you"re wrong. You are nothing but a filthy, no good mugblood. Now leave before i'm forced to tear out your throat!"

Next time: {Malfoy's menicing voice!}

See ya there or else face the wrath of my inard eating Telletubies of choas! Read and Review at your leisure and no flames unless you hate my story more than Barney himself!