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Neko: *Picks up Neko-Hiei, takes beer can out of his mouth and kisses

Neko-Hiei''s forehead* Good boy!

Spike: *Takes beer can out of Neko''s hand* MY BEER!

Everyone else: ^-^0

Neko: ^-^

Spike: +-_- *Glares at Neko*

Neko: Please don''t kill me!

Spike: If I wanted to……I''d do it right now!

Hiei and Sesshomaru: You shouldn''t!

Spike: Why?

Everyone: *Points to Neko-Hiei*

Neko-Hiei: ^-^

Spike: Explain.

Sailor Dark: He''s a little devil!

Neko: Neko-Hiei! Mew meow mew mew mroew! *Translations: Neko-Hiei!

Get the video please!* (A/N I''ll be speaking in kitty language in the

fic a lot!)

Neko-Hiei: Meeeeeeeoooooowwwwwww! *Translation ALRIGHT*

Neko: Thanks! Hey, we''re going to watch a movie!

Sailor Dark: ALL RIGHT A MOVIE!

Inu-yasha: I''m not watching a stupid movie!

Koga: I''d hate to agree with the mutt! However, I don''t want to watch

it!

Neko: I have no choice! *Chains Koga to wall*

Inu-yasha: *Starts laughing at Koga*

Sailor Dark: Uhhh……Inu-yasha I wouldn''t laugh at Koga! Remember it''s one

of Neko''s favorite bishis!

Inu-yasha: *Still laughing at Koga*

Neko: *Takes in a huge breath of air and imitates Kagome''s voice and

yells* SIT! (A/N I can imitate Kagome in English and Japanese when she

yells sit!)

Inu-yasha: *Body is slammed into the carpet*

Yahiko: That has to hurt!

Sanosuke: Yep!

Koga: She sounded like my darling Kagome!

Inu-yasha: *Still laying on carpet* 0.0

Hiei: *Is watching Neko-Hiei trying to get the video out. Then walks

over and points to video* This it?

Neko-Hiei: Meow!

Hiei: - -?

Neko: He said Yes!

Hiei: *Looks at label* 0_0 THIS ONE?

Kurama: *Looks at label* Hey, you guys it''s Neko''s and Hiei''s Wedding!

Sailor Dark: Yippy! *Is jumping up and down*

Hiei: *Runs to Neko* +-_- You wouldn''t dare?

Neko: ^-^0 I''ll give you something if you watch it!

Hiei: What?

Neko: *Runs out of room and then comes back with ice cream in hand*

Hiei: SWEET SNOW! *Grabs ice cream and sits on bed and watches video

while eating the ice cream*

~2 hours later~

Miroku: *Wearing goggles while pouring more chemicals in test tube*

It''s different.

~On video~

Fdc: Hiei!!!!

Aisu: *Comes back with Trunks!*

Neko: *Takes out her claws and attacks Fdc and Aisu*

Neko-Hiei: *Walks up to a beat up Trunks* +-_-GRRRRRRRRRRR!

(A/N My kitten growls sometimes! It''s so freaky!)

Trunks: O-O0 Uhhh good kitty? Uhh-nice kitty?

Neko-Hiei: *Grabs Trunks pants leg and starts to spin Trunks around and

around! Then sends him flying out of the place*

Neko: *Ties Aisu and Fdc together and kicks them in the air and watches

them fallow Trunks*

Hiei: *Stands up and is still handcuffed to Neko* You scare me!

Neko: Thank you my little fluffy kitty!

Neko-Hiei: ^-^ Mew meow!

Hiei: What did he say?

Neko: He said your welcome!

~Back with everyone~

Neko-Hiei: *Walks up to VCR and ejects video*

Sailor Dark: That was a great movie!

Miroku: Yeah right! *KABOOOOOOOOM*

Everyone: O-O0

Miroku: x-x (A/N he put to much of the ''Cage detonation powder in the

chemicals!)

Kenshin: Is he ok?

Sesshomaru: Who knows!

Neko: Well he did have goggles on so he''s ok!

Yahiko: Uhh Back to the movie……. WHO WANTS TO WATCH IT AGAIN?

Neko and Sailor Dark: ME!

Hiei: Neko does that mean I get more sweet snow?

Neko: Yep!

Hiei: SWEET SNOW!

Neko: *Comes back with more ice cream.*

Spike: Uhh Neko-yasha?

Neko: It''s Neko! Only Sailor Dark can call me Neko-yasha!

Spike: -_-0 Ok ''Neko'' can I have just one beer?

Neko: Ok! But just one!

Spike: ^-^

~3 hours later~

Sailor Dark: That was a great movie!

Neko: Yes, I have to agree!

Miroku: Yeah……sure.

Kurama: Yes it''s a wonderful movie!

Sailor Dark: *Leans over to Neko. Then whispers something in her ear*

Neko: Sure! *Turns to everyone* Ok everyone I going to have a little

chat with Sailor Dark and I need you Hiei!

Hiei: ME! I think you want Neko-Hiei! *Is pointing down at Neko-Hiei*

Sailor Dark: Nope just you!

Hiei: -_- Oh fine!

Everyone: *Goes into Neko''s work out room and kitchen*

Sailor Dark: *Slams door*

Miroku: What in the world are they doing out there?

Sanosuke: Who knows!

Inu-yasha: I do! *Walks up to door and reaches to the door knob*

Neko-Hiei: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Inu-yasah: You don''t scare me!

Kurama: I don''t know! *Puts a collar on Neko-Hiei that has a small

speaker on it*

Neko-Hiei: What the heck is this? HEY, I can talk!

Sailor Dark: Talking cats *shiver* Well peeps review...