Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Crossover With Non-anime Series Fan Fiction ❯ The Evil Chat-Room of Doom ❯ intro ( Chapter 1 )

The EVIL Chat-Room of DOOM!

 

Lady Shadowess: Hello everyone, and welcome to the craziness!!!.............. Winged-fox talk to the people.

 

Winged-fox: *grumble grumble* Why must I speak to the humans?

 

Lady Shadowess: …O.O…. WHAT!?!? … Because you co-author…essed… this fic… and I doubt they're all human.

 

Winged-fox: So?

 

Lady Shadowess: …grrrrrrrr…….. *sigh* …well on with warnings, disclaimers, and other such pleasantries…

 

Winged-fox: …Basically if you are sane and/or not drunk, this won't make sense.

 

Lady Shadowess: DISCLAIMER- we own none of the characters mentioned in this fic.

 

Winged-fox: Except for her OCs

 

Lady Shadowess: I owned Wolfy-chan at one point but I gave her soul back to her as a Christmas present…

 

Winged-fox: Eh?

 

Lady Shadowess: Yeah, her sister lost it in a poker game back when we were in elementary school, and I wound up buying it for a bookmark from the kid who won it.

 

Winged-fox: A bookmark?

 

Lady Shadowess: He wanted two pencils and an eraser, but I talked him down.

 

Winged-fox: …weird…well, we better get on with it….

 

Lady Shadowess: WARNING- contains OOCness, far too much sugar, swearing, kidnapping, grown men fainting, cross-dressing, gender changes, yaoi, lack of a solid plot……-

 

Winged-fox: *interrupts* and on, and on, and on, and ooooon……… *sounding board*

 

Lady Shadowess: *glares* I only have three more left…-randomness, implied violence, and general insanity…..if any of this offends you and/or you have a weak constitution…go away…flames will be used to…. What can we do?

 

Winged-fox and Lady Shadowess: *think*

 

Winged-fox's father: ….you could use them to blow up your school….

 

Winged-fox: …?!?...DAD!?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?

 

Winged-fox's father: ………………..*leaves*

 

Lady Shadowess: *laughing hysterically*…*stops laughing*…*blinks*…that's actually not a bad idea…weird….

 

Winged-fox: …but why would my dad want to blow up the school?

 

Lady Shadowess: *shrugs*

 

Torrin: Where am I and where is my Virgin?

 

Lady S.: *flinches* …Who, is letting us borrow you, Torrin….and you are not to call Who…THAT…*shudder* for the duration of your stay….

 

Winged-fox: TORRIN!!! *flying glomp*

 

Lady S.: *twitch*

 

Torrin: It is nice to see that the onnas are glad to see me.

 

Lady S.: Singular Torrin, onna not onnas.

 

Torrin: So you are not an onna?

 

Winged-fox: *sees where this is going* NO TORRIN DON'T! She'll kill you! T-T

 

Lady S.: *stutters in anger* n-n-NO! I a-am an o-on-n-na, I'm just not glad to s-see you! *angry twitch*

 

Winged-fox: …that's mean, Shadowess….

 

Torrin: *sympathetic look* poor Shadow, you want to be a girl just as the Princess wishes to be a boy….

 

Winged-fox: WILL YOU TWO LISTEN TO ME!!!!!

 

Lady S.: I want for nothing but YOUR DEATH!!! *lunges at Torrin*

 

Winged-fox: *puts up shield around Torrin* Shadowess! You promised Who that you wouldn't kill him!

 

Lady S.: …damn…oh yeah, by the way, that git… *points at Torrin* …doesn't belong to us; he belongs to whowhenwhatever on fanfiction.net…. Read her stories they are awesome especially Can We Kill Him Now

 

Readers: *turn around to leave*

 

Lady S.: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! AFTER you read this!

 

Readers: *irritated mumbles about authoresses who can't make up their minds*

 

Winged-fox: ……I still need to finish reading that fic…. *sweat drops*

 

Lady S.: *grins*… *teasing tone*…baka….

 

Torrin: *shakes head* Tsk tsk...you shouldn't speak that way to a lady, Shadow-kun.

 

Lady S.: *twitch* Torrin I'm wearing a DRESS!

 

Torrin: *looks at dress* so you're a….

 

Winged-fox: *slaps duct-tape over Torrin's mouth*…*thinks*…*tapes his hands together behind his back so he can't pull the tape off his mouth* Sorry Torrin this is for your own good….

 

Torrin: *blink* hhhhmmmmmmmm!!!

 

Lady S.: …hee hee hee… *grins*shall we get on with the fic or continue rambling on…

 

Readers: *glare*

 

Lady S.: *placating gesture* Ok! Ok! On with the fic!

 

Winged-fox: Finally!

 

 

Yaoi - guy+guy pairing

Glomp - excessive hug

Onna - girl, woman, female etc…

Baka - idiot, fool, stupid etc…

-chan - suffix for a female friend

-kun - suffix for a male friend