Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction ❯ STUPID ONE-SHOTS MADE IN 5 MINUTES ^^ ❯ CUT! (YYH ONE-SHOT) ( Chapter 1 )

Riena: OKAY GUYS! GET READY FOR TAKE ONE! IN 5!..4....3....2... *points to camera*

Kuwabara: *is looking into the camera with a cheesy grin* Heelloo! I..am.... kuwa...bara.... and this... is..

Riena: CUT!! >.< THE PEOPLE WATCHING R NOT DEAF! AND THEY UNDERSTAND UR TONGUE! SO STOP SPEAKING LIKE NO ONE UNDERSTANDS U!!! AND TWO! UR TOO UGLY FOR THIS PRODUCT!

Kuwa: *anime tears as he runs out of the room wailing*

Riena: NEXT!

Yusuke: *walks in with a cocky grin* ok, y dont we just save time and say that im the one who got the part?

Riena: -.- NEXT! *pushes button, making a hole form under Yusukes feet and he goes bye bye*

Hiei: *walks in and looks into the camera* Buy this product or die

Riena: o.o;;; NEXT!

Hiei: *takes out Katana and slices the air threateningly*

Riena: ^^;;;; i-i mean, u probably got the part! but.. dont u want to feel like uve won over all others?

Hiei: hn.. *raises katana*

Riena: O.O MEEP! *runs out of the room screaming*

Hiei: *does a little victory dance* *does the chicken dance* *makes a V sign*

Crew: *is snickering at the T.V.'s that have been left on*

Riena: *is rolling on the floor laughing ass off* XDXDXD

Kurama: *chuckles*

Riena: *points to Kurama* Y-your turn!

Kurama: *light blush* Oh no, pick one of them *points to YYH gang besides him*

Riena: -.- if u dont get in their and do ur bit, then say Hello to Kurasu

Kurama: o.o *runs into the room and pushes hiei into the hole* *begins* Hello. I am Suichi Minamino. I'm from Tokyo, Japan and this product does wonders for the male race *picks up a box of condoms with a blood red blush*

Riena: *happy dance* YAY! HE DID IT! I GOT ME A NEW WORKER!! ^__________^

Crew: O.o

Hiei: *walks in with a fish attatched to his cloak and hair flat against his head, soaked* ONNA!

Riena: o.o *hides in the room with kurama* *locks the door*

Kurama: *blinks in confusion* Is something wrong?

Riena: EVIL HIEI IS LOOSE!

Kurama: o.o *puts chains on the door*

Riena: *slumps onto a stool* *pouts* so much for my commercial. i am SO fired >.< AND THIS WAS MY ONE SHOT AT MAKING A CAREER HERE! T.T

Kurama: Oh… I'm sorry. I think you're a great director though *smiles kinly*

Riena: Although… you were really good for the condom comerciak *smirks teasingly*

Kurama: *chuckles * And I think that u would be perfect for a bra commercial *blushes as he realizes he said that aloud*

Riena: o.o u do realize that u said that with condoms in your hand, right? *snickers with a pink face*

Kurama: *smirks* I know *transforms into Yoko*

Riena: O.O *runs for the door* *tries to unchain it, but fails* ACK!

Yoko: *pushes Riena against the door and rips her clothes away*

~ WITH THE OTHERS ~

Everyone: *is watching* O.O

Kuwa: .... what r they DOING???

Everyone else: *anime falls*

Everyone: *watches Riena and Yoko get bizzy* *watches them climax together and roll away from each other* .....

Riena and Kurama: *walks out fully clothed* *looks normal*

Riena: whats everyone staring at? *shrinks under the others' smirks*

Kurama: *raises eyebrow at them*

*someone barges into the room with everyone else* RIENA! THAT WAS MARVALOUS! I DIDNT KNOW THAT YOU WOULD ACTUALLY DO THAT ALL FOR A PRODUCT!! *is thrilled*

Riena: O.o huh???

Kurama: *is confused*

Boss: PUT THAT ON THE AIR NOW!!

Camera Crew: *plays it for all 3 worlds to see*

Riena and Kurama: O.O

Riena: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!