Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction ❯ STUPID ONE-SHOTS MADE IN 5 MINUTES ^^ ❯ PLUSHIES!! ^^ (YYH OME-SHOT) ( Chapter 8 )

Riena: *is making dinner*

 

Me: RIENA R U DONE YET??? T__T

 

Riena: no.

 

Me: *sigh* fine! Ill let u have you're cooking and eating time while I play with meh new plushies.

 

Riena: uh huh, fine.

 

Me: ^^ *takes Kurama and Hiei plushies and burns them*

 

Riena: o.o;;

 

Me: *

 

Kit: *takes a karasu plushie and makes it buttrape kurama and hiei* ^^

 

Riena: O.O

 

Kit: ^^

 

Kit: *ish now making hiei buttrape kurama* ^^

 

Kit *ish having fun*

 

Riena: Oh good lord...

 

Kit: L

 

Kit: CAPITALIZE IT

 

Kit: ^^

 

Riena: *prays that you don't have any more plushies*

 

Kit: ehheh... *looks at the boxful of every yyh character possable* *grabs a taguro (elder) plushie and makes him buttrape kuwabara*

 

Riena: wtf? o.O

 

Kit: ^^ that ones just cuz i dont like kuwa a lot

 

Riena: Well... I guess I should be grateful you don't have one of me...

Kit: *makes Kurama into a female by sticking cottonballs into his shirt* ^^ *makes hiei 'play' with him*

 

Riena: O.O

 

Riena: I did not just see that...

 

Kit: yes u did! ^^

 

Kit: O.O BAD DOG!! BAD! *chases after Ginger, who is humping the plushie of female kurama*

 

Riena: *picks up the plushie before any more shame can come to it... and dirty scenes to her*

 

Kit: O.o u just pulled the kurama plushie from under my dogs... thing. *twitch*

 

Riena: >.< EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEW!!!!!!!

 

Kit: that was a 15 buck plushie!! T.T and u just interrupted my dog's humping!

 

Riena: Oh my... *passes out*

 

Kit: -___________________-

 

Kit: O.O SHES EATING HIEI AND YUSUKE! BAD! *pulls out the now 'holy' plushie*

 

Riena: XD Yusuke and Hiei got eaten by a DOG!!!!!!!! XDXDXDXD

 

Kit: T.T i liked the yusuke one!!! T.T

 

Riena: So did Ginger.

 

Kit: *snickers*

 

Kit: *sees the dog pee on the floor and sweatdrops* AWW MAN NOW I GOTTA CLEAN UP THE NOW YELLOW FLOOR!! T.T

 

Kit: O.O AND THE HIEI PLUSHIE!! SHE PEED ON IT!!

 

Kit: AWWW MAN THESE THINGS WERENT CHEAP!! T.T

 

Riena: You do know that dogs use their piss to claim territory... right?

 

Kit: O.O .... *busts out laughing* HIEI BELONGS TO MEH DOG!!!

Riena: *scolds Ginger* BAD GINGER!!!! No going and mating with the cast of YYH.

 

Kit: ........... actually....Jasper bit holes in Hiei's lower region and dipped himself in... humping... graphic... disgusted... had to clean white and grey substance from it... *twitching* am going to have nightmares... forever...

 

Riena: O.O *faints*

 

A FEW HOURS LATER

 

Me: *ish sitting on a firetruck answering firemens questions* Then she passed out and left the stove on! I tried to turn the stove off by pouring the bottled gas on it, but then it went BOOM!!!