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Trapped in Disneyland
Chapter 1: So the Stupidity Begins...
EleenaKitsune: Hello everyone!! Welcome to my crazy and stupid fic, Trapped in Disneyland!! I'm pretty much only writing this fic because; 1: I'm bored and 2: My two new fic buddies Arctic_Fox and AnimeAngel007 have already wrote a bunch of fics including the three of us and well, I just thought it was my turn to step up to the plate!
Kurama: Don't you think you three have done enough damage?
EleenaKitsune: Nope!! ^_^
Kurama: *Sigh*
EleenaKitsune: Well anyways, the fic is going to include Me, Arctic_Fox, AnimeAngel007 and Sacura (she's my ACTUAL friend whom I ACTUALLY know, I don't just know her on the net like Arctic and Angel. And if I don't put her in she'll kill me...) and a bunch of Bishies from YYH. If you don't know what YYH is then why the heck are you even reading this???
Kurama: Don't forget the disclaimer.
EleenaKitsune: Can't you do it for me?
Kurama: No.
EleenaKitsune: Why not?
Kurama: Because.
EleenaKitsune: That's not an answer.
Kurama: So?
EleenaKitsune: Your more of a child then me!! Grrrr... fine!
Disclaimer: I don't own YYH or Disneyland or many of the annoying songs that I may sing. BUT I DO OWN ME!!! Ha!!! ;P
Kurama: ...
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Four people were walking through Disneyland, having just been in the Tiki Room (if you don't know, it's a ride in Disneyland where lotsa birdies sing.... allot....) Two of the people were Hiei and Kurama. (If you don't know who they are then you probably don't know YYH. If so then again, why are you here???) The other two were girls. One was blonde with blue eyes, her name was Sacura. The other had long brown hair and golden eyes, she went by EleenaKitsune (Or Eleena for short). Sacura seemed sane (but don't judge a book by it's cover) walking calmly beside Hiei. But Eleena...
Eleena: *dancing around wildly* IN THE TIKI TIKI TIKI TIKI TIKI TIKI TIKI TIKI TIKI TIKI TIKI TIKI ROOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!
Everyone else: *sweatdrop*
Kurama: Ummm... Sacura? How much sugar has she had lately?
Sacura: To tell you the truth none... I've been making sure she gets nowhere near any type of sugar what-so-ever.
Kurama: Then how the heck is she on a sugar high???
Sacura: *sigh* that's the amazing thing about her.... she can get a sugar high even when she hasn't had any sugar at all......
Eleena: *starts twirling around and around* WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Everyone else: *more sweatdrops*
Announcer Person Dude: Attention. Disneyland will be closing in 30 seconds. Please go to the front of the park.
Sacura: Oh no! We have to get to the front!
Kurama: This is Disneyland!! Do you really think they would lock us in?
Eleena: *pointing to a light-thingy* oooooo, pwety light!!
All the lights are totally turned off
Announcer Person Dude: Disneyland is now closed. (yes I know, it's allot like Arctic-Chan's Trapped in Wallmart...)
Sacura: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Kurama: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Hiei: Hn.....
Eleena: Wher'd the light go?
Sacura: KURAMA!!! You said they wouldn't lock us in!
Kurama: Well... I was wrong...
Sacura: UGGHH!!
Suddenly a crash is heard and everyone (including Eleena) tenses and turns around, expecting a battle. (with who?? Pinocchio??)
Person in Shadows: Ouch!! Touya! Watch where your stepping!
Other Person in Shadows (supposedly Touya): Sorry...
Eleena: Wait a minute!! *Fox ears, that just suddenly appear, twitch* Arctic-Chan?
A girl with blonde hair, blue eyes and gold fox ears and tail steps out of the shadows
Arctic: Eleena?
Eleena: HIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!
Arctic: HIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!
Everyone else: oookaaay.....
Touya: *steps out of the shadows* now how come this feels allot like wallmart?
Voice that suddenly speaks from behind making everyone almost have a heart attack: Looks like the whole gang is here! Except for Yusuke and Kuwabara....
Everyone turns around to see a girl with long black hair and black eyes. Behind her is Jin.
Arctic: AnimeAngel007!! Jin!! I guess we are all here...
Eleena: I'm so tired....
Kurama: Your tired??
Sacura: I guess her sugar high wore off...
Jin: Sugar?? Where??
Eleena, Arctic and Angel: Sugar???
Everyone else: *sweatdrop*
Voice coming from seemingly nowhere: Sugar??? How come no one told me there was sugar???
Everyone: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
Angel: What was that voice??
Eleena: Hmm? *blink blink* Oh! That! That's just Duo!!
VCFSNW: What do you mean 'just duo'?
A Chibi-like boy pops up above Eleena's head. He has long Brown, Braided Hair and Violet Eyes. He also has a pair of Black, Bat-like wings.
Everyone but Sacura and Eleena: *point at the Chibi* Aaaahhh!!!! What the heck is that thing??
Duo: Thing??? Why I oughta!!! *starts to fly towards Arctic but Eleena grabs him by the braid, stopping him from going anywhere.*
Eleena: This is Duo! He's my pet Chibi! He's not exactly... well... duoish... You see, I got him from Gundam Wing and kinda made him a little more crazier then usual... but hey!! He's still cute!! Atleast in my eyes...
Sacura: Well I think he's cute. *goes over to Duo and starts poking him* *in baby voice* Your just the cutest little Chibi in the world!! Yes you are!!
Duo: *deathglare* Do you have a death wish lady???
Eleena: eh heh heh ^_^0 well... ahem... anyways... Wow!! I didn't really expect to see you guys here!! Isn't this a weird coincidence? We all get trapped in Disneyland at the same time!!
Arctic: Must be a curse or somethin'....
Duo: Or maybe it's cause your all crazy fanfic writers who are hooked on sugar and have way to much time on your hands!?
Eleena: Ummmm.... yeah.... that to!
Sacura: Well.... if we're gonna be trapped in Disneyland we might aswell make the best of it......
Eleena: Well, what the heck are we gonna do? The powers shutoff and most everything's closed...
Sacura: Turn the power back on!! Duh!!
Eleena: Oh yeah!! ...... How the heck are we gonna do that?
Sacura: Do I have to do everything?
Eleena: Yup!!
Sacura: *Sigh* We'll split up and look for the main power thingy....
Arctic: But it's pitch black out....
Eleena: No problem!!
Everyone else: Huh??
Eleena: I have just the right things to help us!!!
Everyone else: ???
Eleena: *pulls out a big black bag and opens it to reveal a bunch of flashlights* Tadda!!!!!
Angel: Where did you get all those?
Eleena: Let's just say I learned a little something from 'Darkness Falls' (If you don't know, it's a horror movie and I'm starting to reeeaaaly regret watching it!!)
Sacura: O.K. then, we're all set!! Now we just need to split up and spread out!
Eleena: *in a mocking voice* let's spread out gang!!
Sacura: *Bonks Eleena on the head with a flashlight*
Eleena: OW!!!! T.T Meaner.....
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Eleena: Sooooo....... how was it? I'm not very good at writing parody fics..... I'm much better at writing angsty stuff... you want torture and death I can write it easy!! But parodies.... well.... To tell you the truth, I feel I suck!! But then again, I always feel I suck when it comes to writing, or anything else really. Sorry Arctic-Chan, Angel-Chan. You guys didn't do much.... I'll try to do better next time, O.K.?
Duo: I can't believe you stuck me in this stupid thing.....
Kurama: Join the club.
Duo: That stupid fox USUALLY writes stuff about YOU and leaves ME alone!!!! *goes off and pouts*
Eleena: .....I think I'm starting to rub off on him..... Well anyways, I'm probably gonna do the same thing that Arctic did with Wallmart (yes, I know I'm copying her allot...) and let people join in on the stupidity. THERE WILL BE PAIRINGS. Just say who you want to be paired with in the review thingy when you tell me that you want to be in the fic (I'm gonna be adding more YYH Bishies). Just no Kurama, Hiei or Touya. You could probably fight Me, Sacura and Arctic for them but your most likely gonna lose... sorry....
P.S. Please include a profile in your review. I've already been having problems with Angel and Arctics profiles.
Chapter 1: So the Stupidity Begins...
EleenaKitsune: Hello everyone!! Welcome to my crazy and stupid fic, Trapped in Disneyland!! I'm pretty much only writing this fic because; 1: I'm bored and 2: My two new fic buddies Arctic_Fox and AnimeAngel007 have already wrote a bunch of fics including the three of us and well, I just thought it was my turn to step up to the plate!
Kurama: Don't you think you three have done enough damage?
EleenaKitsune: Nope!! ^_^
Kurama: *Sigh*
EleenaKitsune: Well anyways, the fic is going to include Me, Arctic_Fox, AnimeAngel007 and Sacura (she's my ACTUAL friend whom I ACTUALLY know, I don't just know her on the net like Arctic and Angel. And if I don't put her in she'll kill me...) and a bunch of Bishies from YYH. If you don't know what YYH is then why the heck are you even reading this???
Kurama: Don't forget the disclaimer.
EleenaKitsune: Can't you do it for me?
Kurama: No.
EleenaKitsune: Why not?
Kurama: Because.
EleenaKitsune: That's not an answer.
Kurama: So?
EleenaKitsune: Your more of a child then me!! Grrrr... fine!
Disclaimer: I don't own YYH or Disneyland or many of the annoying songs that I may sing. BUT I DO OWN ME!!! Ha!!! ;P
Kurama: ...
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Four people were walking through Disneyland, having just been in the Tiki Room (if you don't know, it's a ride in Disneyland where lotsa birdies sing.... allot....) Two of the people were Hiei and Kurama. (If you don't know who they are then you probably don't know YYH. If so then again, why are you here???) The other two were girls. One was blonde with blue eyes, her name was Sacura. The other had long brown hair and golden eyes, she went by EleenaKitsune (Or Eleena for short). Sacura seemed sane (but don't judge a book by it's cover) walking calmly beside Hiei. But Eleena...
Eleena: *dancing around wildly* IN THE TIKI TIKI TIKI TIKI TIKI TIKI TIKI TIKI TIKI TIKI TIKI TIKI ROOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!
Everyone else: *sweatdrop*
Kurama: Ummm... Sacura? How much sugar has she had lately?
Sacura: To tell you the truth none... I've been making sure she gets nowhere near any type of sugar what-so-ever.
Kurama: Then how the heck is she on a sugar high???
Sacura: *sigh* that's the amazing thing about her.... she can get a sugar high even when she hasn't had any sugar at all......
Eleena: *starts twirling around and around* WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Everyone else: *more sweatdrops*
Announcer Person Dude: Attention. Disneyland will be closing in 30 seconds. Please go to the front of the park.
Sacura: Oh no! We have to get to the front!
Kurama: This is Disneyland!! Do you really think they would lock us in?
Eleena: *pointing to a light-thingy* oooooo, pwety light!!
All the lights are totally turned off
Announcer Person Dude: Disneyland is now closed. (yes I know, it's allot like Arctic-Chan's Trapped in Wallmart...)
Sacura: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Kurama: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Hiei: Hn.....
Eleena: Wher'd the light go?
Sacura: KURAMA!!! You said they wouldn't lock us in!
Kurama: Well... I was wrong...
Sacura: UGGHH!!
Suddenly a crash is heard and everyone (including Eleena) tenses and turns around, expecting a battle. (with who?? Pinocchio??)
Person in Shadows: Ouch!! Touya! Watch where your stepping!
Other Person in Shadows (supposedly Touya): Sorry...
Eleena: Wait a minute!! *Fox ears, that just suddenly appear, twitch* Arctic-Chan?
A girl with blonde hair, blue eyes and gold fox ears and tail steps out of the shadows
Arctic: Eleena?
Eleena: HIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!
Arctic: HIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!
Everyone else: oookaaay.....
Touya: *steps out of the shadows* now how come this feels allot like wallmart?
Voice that suddenly speaks from behind making everyone almost have a heart attack: Looks like the whole gang is here! Except for Yusuke and Kuwabara....
Everyone turns around to see a girl with long black hair and black eyes. Behind her is Jin.
Arctic: AnimeAngel007!! Jin!! I guess we are all here...
Eleena: I'm so tired....
Kurama: Your tired??
Sacura: I guess her sugar high wore off...
Jin: Sugar?? Where??
Eleena, Arctic and Angel: Sugar???
Everyone else: *sweatdrop*
Voice coming from seemingly nowhere: Sugar??? How come no one told me there was sugar???
Everyone: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
Angel: What was that voice??
Eleena: Hmm? *blink blink* Oh! That! That's just Duo!!
VCFSNW: What do you mean 'just duo'?
A Chibi-like boy pops up above Eleena's head. He has long Brown, Braided Hair and Violet Eyes. He also has a pair of Black, Bat-like wings.
Everyone but Sacura and Eleena: *point at the Chibi* Aaaahhh!!!! What the heck is that thing??
Duo: Thing??? Why I oughta!!! *starts to fly towards Arctic but Eleena grabs him by the braid, stopping him from going anywhere.*
Eleena: This is Duo! He's my pet Chibi! He's not exactly... well... duoish... You see, I got him from Gundam Wing and kinda made him a little more crazier then usual... but hey!! He's still cute!! Atleast in my eyes...
Sacura: Well I think he's cute. *goes over to Duo and starts poking him* *in baby voice* Your just the cutest little Chibi in the world!! Yes you are!!
Duo: *deathglare* Do you have a death wish lady???
Eleena: eh heh heh ^_^0 well... ahem... anyways... Wow!! I didn't really expect to see you guys here!! Isn't this a weird coincidence? We all get trapped in Disneyland at the same time!!
Arctic: Must be a curse or somethin'....
Duo: Or maybe it's cause your all crazy fanfic writers who are hooked on sugar and have way to much time on your hands!?
Eleena: Ummmm.... yeah.... that to!
Sacura: Well.... if we're gonna be trapped in Disneyland we might aswell make the best of it......
Eleena: Well, what the heck are we gonna do? The powers shutoff and most everything's closed...
Sacura: Turn the power back on!! Duh!!
Eleena: Oh yeah!! ...... How the heck are we gonna do that?
Sacura: Do I have to do everything?
Eleena: Yup!!
Sacura: *Sigh* We'll split up and look for the main power thingy....
Arctic: But it's pitch black out....
Eleena: No problem!!
Everyone else: Huh??
Eleena: I have just the right things to help us!!!
Everyone else: ???
Eleena: *pulls out a big black bag and opens it to reveal a bunch of flashlights* Tadda!!!!!
Angel: Where did you get all those?
Eleena: Let's just say I learned a little something from 'Darkness Falls' (If you don't know, it's a horror movie and I'm starting to reeeaaaly regret watching it!!)
Sacura: O.K. then, we're all set!! Now we just need to split up and spread out!
Eleena: *in a mocking voice* let's spread out gang!!
Sacura: *Bonks Eleena on the head with a flashlight*
Eleena: OW!!!! T.T Meaner.....
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Eleena: Sooooo....... how was it? I'm not very good at writing parody fics..... I'm much better at writing angsty stuff... you want torture and death I can write it easy!! But parodies.... well.... To tell you the truth, I feel I suck!! But then again, I always feel I suck when it comes to writing, or anything else really. Sorry Arctic-Chan, Angel-Chan. You guys didn't do much.... I'll try to do better next time, O.K.?
Duo: I can't believe you stuck me in this stupid thing.....
Kurama: Join the club.
Duo: That stupid fox USUALLY writes stuff about YOU and leaves ME alone!!!! *goes off and pouts*
Eleena: .....I think I'm starting to rub off on him..... Well anyways, I'm probably gonna do the same thing that Arctic did with Wallmart (yes, I know I'm copying her allot...) and let people join in on the stupidity. THERE WILL BE PAIRINGS. Just say who you want to be paired with in the review thingy when you tell me that you want to be in the fic (I'm gonna be adding more YYH Bishies). Just no Kurama, Hiei or Touya. You could probably fight Me, Sacura and Arctic for them but your most likely gonna lose... sorry....
P.S. Please include a profile in your review. I've already been having problems with Angel and Arctics profiles.