Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Neon Genesis Evangelion Fan Fiction / Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction / Vision Of Escaflowne Fan Fiction ❯ On crazy night ❯ And so it begins... ( Chapter 1 )

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one crazy night
The crazy, psyco, super-obbsesed fangirls were bored. O_o The world will die!!! The four girls sit in a corner, drinking.....um.........welll..you don't wanna know.

Ryu: What do you wanna do?
chowa: I dunno
Fruitcake:you will never sink my cheerio!
Rei: how about an..........ANIME PARTY!!
Others:?!??!?!?!?!?!
Rei: Ya! We can make a wormhole in the space time continum!!
Ryu: I'LL GET THE DUCK TAPE!!!
Rei: wait till Rem gets here >_> <_<
Fruitcake: But, wouldn't it be easier to go to them with the posibility of alternate realitys?
Rei:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
Chowa:it can be at my house
Ryu: DUCK TAPE!!!!!!
Rei: all for wormhole say I
silence*chrickets*
Rei: damn you all!!
Fruitcake: TOO LATE!
And so, the four girls travel to the land of INUYASHA*echo*
Ryu:everthing is so bright, and shiny, and POINTY!!!!
Rei: um....UM!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!*get's taken away by Sesshomaru*
Fruitcake: *takes out 'Mallet of Doom'* DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEE!!!
Rei: ok.....*smirk, takes out dog bone* FETCH *throughs*
Sesshomaru: DARN! MY WEAKNESS *fetches*
Ryu: Come on people! We need a plan. Chowa, you get the net....
Rei: CLAWS!!!! Inu has CLAWS!!
Ryu: Chowa you get the METAL NET!!!! Fruitcake, you can have the mallet of doom. And Rei, you take the unbreakable rope! WE'RE GOING INU-HUNTIN'!!!!!
Rei: What about you?
Ryu: I get the whip...
Chowa: A hunting we shall go....
The phycos go off to catch their prey.....<_< >_>
Inu:ZZZZZZZZZZZZ -_-
Chowa: There he is..
Fruitcake: Be very very quiet, I'm hunting Inu... *laughs like Elmer*
Chowa: INUYASHA!!!
Inu: *kawaii ears twitch* OW!
Ryu: Be quite you fool!!!
Inu: Who are you? WHERE are you? *looks around*
Rei:CHOWA!! YOU WOKE HIM UP *cough* Kawaii *cough*
Ryu: Now we must sneek up on him!
*sneek along*
Inu: I can see AND hear you.
Ryu: How can that be?

Inu: You're walking in am open meadow.
Miroku: hello ladys
Fruitcake: *eye twitch* Must... control... killing impulse...
Rei: awwwwwwww but he also is Kawaii *cough*inu's cuter *cough*
Ryu: *looks at miroku* I like your stick... where'd you buy it?
Miroku: um.. you mean my staff right?
Ryu: THATS WHAT I SAID. Stick, staff, it's all the same... right?
Inu: He's Hentii
Chowa: *comes up behind Inu with METAL net* Got him!!!
Inu: What the *%@$
Ryu: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WE WILL TAKE YOU TO OUR um... CHOWA'S HOUSE!!!
Miroku: I shall come as well
All: <_< >_>
Rei: well, he is Kawaii
Miroku: YES!
Rei: shall we bring Shippo, Sango, and Kagome?
Inu: NO NO NO NO NO!
Fruitcake: No Kagome!
Rei: k, but we MUST bring our one armed friend, if he EVER finds that bone
Inu: NO I REFUSE TO BE IN THE SAME ROOM AS *dramatic closeup* My *shudders* 'Brother'
Chowa: *is still wrestling Inu* Stay... er... still!
Inu: never
Ryu*opens portal*
Chowa*tosses him in*
Inu: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Miroku:*jumps in* see you later ladys
Fruitcake: *twitching again* I will not kill... I will not kill... *repeats*
Rei: shall we go to the Show?
Ryu: Yup! More fun!
Chowa: where to mates?
Fruitcake: ESCAFLOWNE!!! WE MUST KIDNAP GATTI!!!
Rei:YA!
The fangirls move on
Fruitcake: *deep breath* Ah,the air of future distruction.
Ryu: FIRE!!!!!
Fruitcake: Yes yes. We'll get to that later though. FIRST WE MUST KIDNAP GATTI FROM THE VIONE! (a floating fortress)
Ryu: And we do this how?!
Chowa: WE GROW WINGS AND FLY!!!
Fruitcake: ummm... not QUITE what I had in mind. I was going to sugest using Authoress powers to do that. *snaps fingers and Gatti is on the ground and the girls are on hunting horses*
Chowa: And coconuts! Brought to England by African sparrows!
Gatti: ??? Where the hell am I? I was about to be tortured by my psyco-sama
Ryu:*cracks whip* Well you're not quite off the hook yet.
Rei: LET THE HUNT BEGIN!!! *takes out hunting rifle*
Gatti: 0_0 NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *runs off*
Fruitcake: After him!
They all charge after their current prey.
Gatti: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU CRAZY FEMALES DOING?
Ryu: I'm not crazy! I'm a pyco, pyro, evil, hmmmmm... FANFIC WRITER!!!
Gatti: NO! NOT AGAIN!!!
They chased him around for a while, but soon caught him. ^_^ Rei shot him with a tranquilizer dart! ^_____^
Rei: Is he all we want from here?
Fruitcake: Hmmm...*deep thought* Well, I think so.
Rei: RANMA!!!
and so, they head to the world of Anything gose martial arts
Ryu: Wow, I have this sudden urge to show off my Kun Fu.... AND WHY AM I WEARING A ROBE!!?
Rem: because, I Said so... MWHAHAHAHAHAHA*gets hit with bom-bori"
Shanpuu:REM! bad hentii.errr
Akane: ass?
Rem: Oi*crosses arms*
Chowa: *plays with sword, then, a Ahem Bull, crane, ell, oger,octipuss falls on her head, then she trys to kill*
Taro: Argarhggfebenfhnf ndhdjksksmdnhhv
Rem: *gets teapot out of nowhere, dumps on pantyhose*
Taro: Thanks,
*rains*
Rem: *is now much smaller* OI!
Female Ranma: I HATE RAIN
Fruitcake: I MUST FIND RYOGA!!!^_____________^*runs off*
Rei: *grabs Mousse* I'm gunna hug him and squeeze him and call him George
Muu-muu chan: Quack!
Ryu: We should all go to the dojo and get out of this rain!
Ranma:ya
*all go inside*
Rei: girls, can we all talk in the other room?
Akane: *blink* ok
*girls go in other room*
Miroku:Hello
Rei:WHAT!??!?!! Where did you come from
Sango: COME BACK HERE YOU HENTII MONK!!!
Miroku: bye
Nabiki: *blink*
Rei: we need to catch the boys
Fruitcake: *comes in, latched onto Ryoga's arm* Hello!
Akane: ?!?!?!?!?!?!
Nabiki: why HIM!
Fruitcake: Because, he's.... HOTT!!!
Ryoga:*blush*
Fruitcake: ^_______________^ *glomps him*
Kasumi: oh my
Ukyo: *twitch* TABUSA GET OUT OF HERE
Tabusa: *in christmas tree disguise* aw but Ukyo my darling!
Ukyo:OUT!
Rei: ok, I have Mousse, Ryu, you can have Rem, Chowa, you have Pantyhose, Akane, Ukyo and Shanpuu, you can get Ranma and now R-A-N-M-A, R-A-N-M-A, R-A-N-M-A, and Ranma was his name-O!
Fruitcake: *STILL latched onto Ryoga* ^____^ Lets go catch 'em all!
Rei: POKEMON!
*girls run out of room, minuets later the boy, other than Ryoga and Rem, are tied together>*
Ryu: *Glares at Rem* You know it's a lot less fun when the person you're trying to catch doesnt DO anything!
Rem:SOOOOOOOOOO WHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA, FOOD< BEER GIRLS WAGAGAGGAGAGAGAGAGA
Rei:ok,*opens portal* Throw them in
Chowa: *Does so*
Ryu: Now, DUO!!!
Girls move on to get Duo, and HEERO IS NOT TOAST!
Duo:*sigh* so bored, can't KILL ANYTHING!
Ryu: *appears* YAY i didn't end up in Dairy world!
Rei: And I wanted to be in DEATSCYE HELL!!!
Duo: ><
Chowa: Really wanna kill something, Can I help?
Trowa: ............................
Duo: TALK NO NAME!!!!
Ryu: He has no name? *tear* thats sooo cruel. *sob*
Trowa:......AH!
chowa: *trys to kill Trowa*
Trowa:*moves*
Ryu: *gets out box* I HAVE THE ALMIGHTY CARD BOARD BOX OF DOOOOOM *slams over Duos head* and now i have duo
Chowa: So! I have the all mighty cardboard sword of... wisdom!
Rei:Then I get Quatera!
Heero:*runs in* SAVE ME FROM THE CRAZED RYOKO OF DOOOOOOOOOOOM!!
Fruitcake: STOP SAYING 'DOOM'! That is a rip off of my 'Mallet of Doom'! *careses mallet*
Ryu: Yes, but your mallet is a rip off of Akane's! So HA!
Fruitcake: No it's not. I never even knew about the word anime when I came up with 'Mallet of Doom'.
Duo:*get's look of confuzeled boshenin* ?
Ryu: KAWAII! *glomps Duo*
Rei:YOU CAN'T HAVE MY DUO!!!
Chowa:where is Wufei?
Ryu: He's not YOUR Duo, you didn't catch him. *sticks out tounge*
Duo:>_> <_< I'm HEERO'S SEE!*points to foot, which says 'property of Heero Yuy'*
Ryu: Meanie. Oh well.
Rei:There's always Hiei and Kurama *twisted smirk*
Ryu: YAY! But first we have to catch these boys. *evil giggle*
Chowa: Yippi *hit's Heero with card board sword o' wisdom Repeadly*
Heero:ow, stop that you annoying.....annoyince
Ryu: That was really... bad...
Rei:*glomps Trowa* MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHaH
Trowa:*is glomped*..........
Chowa:*puts arm around Heero* These people are crazy, arn't they?
HeerO: O.O;;
Rei:CAN WE GO ON WITH THIS! I MUST CAPTURE MY KITSUNE!!!!
Ryu: ON WITH THE CHASE!
Duo: Chase? what chase?
Ryu: We are hunting our favorite bishonin! You should feel lucky to be one of the few, the proud, the KAWAII! *Hugs*
Duo:YAY!!
Chowa:*Opens portal* High ho silver! AWAY!*Jumps trough with Heero*
Ryu: *makes odd pose* TO THE BAT CAVE! *runs in, still holding on to Duo*
Rei: COME! *grabs Quatera*
Fruitcake: We spent WAY too much time here. I'M HAVING RYOGA WITHDRAWL SYNDROME! *grabs Trowa and jumps in*
And so, on we go to the world of Demons, spirits, and the Rekii Tentii!
Kurama: such a boring day....
Rei:KURAMA!!!!*glomp*
Kurama: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Fruitcake: I WANT KURAMA!!!
Rei: I GOT HIM FIRST!!
Ryu: *sneaky eyes* Wheres Hiei?
Kurama: In the Makii...why?
Ryu:ummmmmm... no reason... *more sneaky eyes, stalks off*
Rei: MY KITSUNE!
Fruitcake: nO! MINE! *grabs Kurama's arm*
Kurama:um.......er........Hello?
Fruitcake: ^____^ HI! *glomps*
Chowa:.......>_> <_<
Ryu: *comes back with Hiei all tied up* I've gots a youki. I've gots a youki...
Hiei: grrrr >.<
Fruitcake: O_O How in the name of Takhisis did you manage that?
Ryu: With help of course
Yuukina: ^.^
Rei: FINE! THAN I GET INU!
RYU: That's fine. But i still have hiei! *squeels and hugs tighter*
Hiei: FUCK YOU ALL!!!
Fruitcake: O_O You might want to take that back... they're perverted... they could take that literally...
Rem: 0_______________0
Ryu: ^.^ I'm not that perverted........well.... now that i think about it....
Rem: ^.~
Chowa: ack!
Fruitcake: Let's just get going. Before I puke...
Rei: FIRST WE MUST FIND YUUSKE!!!!!!
Ryu: And Rem.. Go back to Chowa's house O.O;
Chowa: I get Yuuske! *runs off to tie him up*
Rem: I SHALL NEVAH LEAVE!!!!!!!!
Ryu: I WILL MAKE YOU!!! *hits rem over the head then pushes through portal*
Rei: FRUITCAKE! THROW KURAMA IN NOW!
Fruitcake: *STILL glomping him* Okay! *drags him in*
Ryu: *looks at hiei, points at portal* Go through
Hiei: MAKE ME!
Ryu: *evil grin* gladly
Hiei:HELP! *jumps through, then far off DAMN YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu*
Chowa: *comes back with Yuuske* Peanutbutter balls!!!
Yuuske: GACK!
Chowa: *jumps in with Yuuske*
Now they all went to... MIDDLE EARTH!!! O_o That's not an anime place!
Rei:Oh no, here we go...
Chowa: were to start?....hobbiton?
Ryu: ELVES! AND SWORDS! AND BIG FIREY EYEBALLS!
Rei: YAY!
Fruitcake: I wanna hog tie Legolas!
Chowa: yay! to rivendell we go!!
Rei: HOG TIE *takes out hog tied Chisana Inu* MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
later.......in RINEDELL!!
Chowa: hey look there is Frodo Baggins!! *point in direction of secret council of Elrond*
Fruitcake: ^________^ ELVES!!! BOOYEAH!!
Ryu: Wheres the giant trees?
Chowa: They are flooding isingard....
Sam: shh...they will hear you... and that's not till the second book
Fruitcake: Where's Merry and Pippin? I wanna glomp them!!! ^_______________________^
Sam: on the other side of the council
Fruitcake: Okay then... >_> <_< *goes over there*
Pippin: well hello
Fruitcake: *glomps them both* ^______________________________________________________^
Rei: *Huggles chisana inu* MINE ALL MINE!!
Chowa: *tackles frodo while he is making big speech* frodo frodo frodo frodo!!!
Frodo: O_O Ummm... can you let go?
Rei: MWHAHAHA FRODO CAN'T GET AWAY!!
Elrond: damn you for eavdropping
Fruitcake: To late, we're all ready damned. ^.^ Hee hee hee...
Chowa: Legolas! *hands hog tie to fruitcake*
Fruitcake: *sadistic, evil grin* Bwahahahahahaha! *ties up Legolas*
Legolas: well it appeares i have been tied up
Rei: yes you are captain obvious
Chowa: merry pip frodo sam and legolas you are coming with me *trys to open portal*
Merry: but dont we have to go to mordor and distroy the ring?
Fodo: Why me *starts crying*
Ryu: because you are hott
Legolas: can't....get....away....
Rei: AHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA we have you now! And, HIEI WILL DISTROY THE RING AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHa
Hiei: I can't stupid
Rei: Conflabit
Fruitcake: 'Conflabit'? Where the hell did that come from?
Rei: Ummm...*sweats* I know this one
Chowa: you gonna come? there are pretty ladys on the other side.
Merry and pippin: *jumps into portal* (muffled voices from other side)no ther aren't wemon but thats ok we're bi!
*muffled Ranma* GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*muffled* Quack
Rei: Ok, shall we procede to get Shingi?
Chowa: *wrestlels frodo* get in! *throws in*
Sam: he's mine! *jumps in after frodo*
Rei: as I am ignored
Ryu: SHINGII!!!
fruitcake: *grabs legolas and jumps in*
and so the girls go off to get the ever whining Shingi
Shingi: WHY ME *crys*
Ryu: don't cry *pats head*
Chowa: it'll be better on the other side of the portal
Shingi: what portal
Chowa: *opens portal*
Shingi: oh
Rei: Come now Shingi *evil smirk*
Shingi: ummmm
Chowa: *grabs shingi's hand and jumps pulling him through*
and onward to Chowa's house they went. But when they got there, Ranma was getting drunk, and just about everyone else was destorying stuff or arguing about something. AKA: The house was in ruins.
Fruitcake: O_O What the hell happened here?
Inu: *'was' arguing with his, *cough* 'brother'*
Sesshi: I Sesshomaru, AM NOT A GIRL!
Inu: *rolls eyes* Sure...
Ranma: hello *hick* girls
Chowa: It's a huggable! *sgueezes Frodo's cheek*
Mousse: Ranma, unhand that sake NOW!
Ranma: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ryu:O.o; ummmmm... PARTY!*suddenly lots of confette and balloons falls from the ceiling* hehehe
*Hiei enters chaseing Rem* YOU HENTII @#%$!!!
Rem: AHHH *hiei take out his Kenta*
Kurama: HIEI! NO!
Fruitcake: What did he do?
Yukina:*Is blushing* you get him for that Hiei, no man should EVER touch a girls- AHHHH
Miroku: hello
Yukina: GET YOUR HAND OFF OF MY BUTT!!
Fruitcake: *eye twitch* Miroku... you shall DIE! And may your soul forever be tortured in the endless abyss!!! *charges after him with 'Mallet of Doom'*
Miroku: WAIT!! I..I MENT NO HARM AHHHHHHHHHH *runs*
Fruitcake: *persues him*
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Will fruitcake catch Miroku? Will we save the house? Is frodo real hugable? Reveiw to find out.