Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction ❯ Unwanted visitors ❯ It begins! ( Chapter 1 )

Jessica: WOO HOO! It worked!

Steph: YES! WE ARE IN THE WORLD OF YYH!

Jessica: Yes, yes we are. Ahem! We will be telling all of you 'wonderful' readers out there what happens when we go to the, WORLD OF YYH! *echo*'

Steph: We will NOT! change the names to protect the innocent FOR THERE ARE NONE!

Jessica: *nods* Yes yes, but first we need a disclaimer!

Steph: yes, yyh is not ours, nor are any other characters we may plop in here, exept maby Rem, if he EVER get's here.

Jessica: ??? Why would Rem be brought here?

Steph: becuse, He follows me EVERYWHERE!

Jessica: If he follows you, 'EVERYWHERE', then why isn't he here?

Steph: I sent him shopping

Jessica: For what?

Steph: something he will never find.....

Meanwhile.... somewhere....

Rem: WHERE IS THAT ORENGE PICKLE!?!?

Back at 'reality'...

Jessica: I'm a little afraid to ask what you sent him to buy...

Steph: that's ok, NOW I MUST GO GLOMP KURAMA!!!! *runs away*

Jessica: *calls after her* Hold on Steph! We need to find them first! Aw forget it.

At meiwa high......

Random girl: Who's that!

Random boy: I dunno, but She's headed for Minmino!

Kurama: *looks up* Hmmmm... AHHHH *is glomped*

Steph: OH MY GOD!! I'M ACTUALY HUGING KURAMA THE KURAMA!!!!!

Jessica: *has just caught up* Huff... puff... Damn it Steph! Don't do that! Anyways, Kurama is mine! You can have Hiei.

Steph: *pouts all Inu like* but...but... I LOVE KURAMA!!

Kurama: Um.... do I know you?

Jessica: -____- No, I want Kurama! *grabs Kurama's arm*

Random girl: Who's Kurama? and Why are they fighting over Shuichii?

Jessica: Dence... just dence... Anyways, we call him Kurama because that's one of his-

Kurama: NICKNAMES! It's one of my nicknames *Glares at Jess*

Jessica: *pouts* I'm sorry K-chan...

Kurama: Who are you, and HOW do you know my nickname?

Steph: we are overly obbsessed Fanfic wrighters, who Ploped ourselves into your world. WE WATCH YOU ON T.V.AND KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU!!

Kurama: Everything?

Steph: Yes

Kurama: name something

Steph: Way back when *wispers so only Kurama and Jessica can hear* You were a fox demon, who stole!

Kurama: How do you know that I'm Youko, and Please get off

Hiei: *walks over to see two girls lached onto his best friend, Kurama also looks VERY surprized and disstressed* What's going on?

Jessica: *lets go of Kurama in case Hiei gets mad* Ummm... BYE!!! *runs behind a corner with Steph*

Steph: we can STALK THEM!

Jessica: Good idea! But how? Hiei has three eyes, and they're fucking cool! It's hard to stalk cool people.

Rem*enters looking annoyed* There IS no orange pickle!

Steph: you just noticed that?

Rem: Why did you send me to buy an ORANGE PICKLE!?!?!

Jessica: You're not mad, are you? *hugs his arm*

Rem: Not at you.....*dramatic close-up* AT HER!

Jessica: Aw, don't be mad at Steph...

Rem: ><

Jessica: ^_^

Rem: why! why did MY weekness have to be women! How come I couldn't be afraid of CATS!

Steph: Cuz' Ranma is cooler, and not AS hentii

Jessica: *has let go of Rem* So, what do we do now?

Rem: what do you need, I can make things out of shadows remamber?

Steph: Oh yaa

Jessica: I know! Let's wear our own special stalker outfits!

Steph: YA!

Rem: *sweatdrops*

Jessica: *snaps fingers and she's now wearing a tan trench coat and a tan hat*

Steph: *snaps fingers and is now wearing a black trench coat and hat*

Rem: *snaps fingers and is in pink tu-tu* Ahem, girls what kind of stalker out-fit is this!

Jessica: ^_^ An embarassing one!

Rem: *trys again, but this time Ranma appears*

Ranma: HA! YOU'RE IN A PINK TU-TU AHAHAHAHAHAH *falls down laughing*

Jessica: >_> <_< *puts Ranma in a purple tu-tu* Hee hee hee...

Ranma: AH!

Steph:now we are ready to stalk!

Ranma: Stalk who?

Jessica: Stalk Hiei and Kurama! But I think we should give Rem a different outfit and send Ranma back...

Ranma: awwwwww

Rem: YES!

Steph: *snaps fingers and Ranma disappears, and Rem gets Spandex catsuit*

Rem: *sarcasticly* Muuuuuch better.

Jessica: Let's go!

Steph, Jessica, and Rem walked throughout the school, looking for Kurama and Hiei. Unfortunatly, they went home. T_T

Steph: we need someone who has a good enough nose to sniff them out, hmmmmm who could that be?

Jessica: Couldn't we just ask some dence ding-dong where they live? Or would that spoil your fun?

Steph: that would spoil my fun, hmmmmmm, ALTERNET REALITYS!!! I CALL APON INUYASHA!!!

Inu: *appears* Huh?

Jessica: ^___^ *glomps him*

Inu: Not you again sheesh What do ya want this time?

Steph: *puts Hiei's headband infront of Inu's nose* Find this scent.

Inu: Ack!! Smells like charcoal and pine trees!

Jessica: Nice to know your nose works... NOW FIND HIM!!

Inu: Alright, but I want something this time *stars sniffing along the ground, knocking over innocent bystanders*

Jessica: What would you want?

Inu: *sticks head up* A vacation

Jessica: *rolls eyes* Other than that.

Inu: a day without you!

Jessica: Hmmm... fine. Meanie.

Inu finaly locates Hiei, whom is without Kurama at this moment

Jessica: Damn it! Where's Kurama! *just so you know, they're all in a tree*

Rem: who cares

Steph: watch it or I'll call you Fred again!

Rem: NOOOO!!!

Jessica: ??? What's so bad about that?

Rem: cuz' then Akane, Nabiki and Kasumi do it to, and it's ANNOYING!!!!

Jessica: Oh, okay... let's go interigate Hiei! *jumps down dramatically*

Inu: ya still need me?

Steph: yes, Inu and Rem, you will strap him to the CHAIR OF QUESTIONS!!!

Inu: ??????

*chair appears*

Rem: Okay...

Meanwhile, Jessica was trying to recover from landing on her face.

Jessica: Ouch...

*Steph, Rem and Inu land gracefully biside her.*

Hiei: ZZZZZZZZZz -_-

Jessica: I wanna wake him up! HIEI!!! *she yelled in his ear*

Hiei: *draws sword* AHHHHHH....Oh it's you, those girls who latchad onto Kurama earlier.

*Rem and Inu tackle Hiei*

Hiei: What the Fuck!

Rem: GOT CHA!

Inu: *ties Hiei to the , 'CHAIR OF QUESTIONS'*

Jessica: Okay then, where's Kurama?

Hiei: I dunno, He said he had 'buissness'

Steph: Curses! Is there no end to our hunt?!

Inu: got something of Kurama's?

Steph: *searches Hiei's pockets* YEP! *holds up a hanky with Kurama's Human initials, 'S M' in fusha*

Jessica: AAAHHH!! FUSHA! IT MUST DIE!!!

Steph: we need this *gives to Inu*

Inu: *sniff sniff, Points* Thata way!

Everyone left Hiei tied to the , 'CHAIR OF QUESTIONS'.

Hiei: Ummm... is someone going to untie me? Oh, wait, I can get out on my own. *breaks rope* I'd better warn Kurama. Those people are crazy.

Booming voice: TOO LATE!!!

Hei: ?!?!?!?!!

Ryoga: *lands on tree branch* Where am I?

Hiei: the middle of nowhere

Ryoga: NOT AGAIN!

Elsewhere!

Kurama:*hums as he walks down the street, towards a larg building, a.k.a Furinken High, on his way to meet a young martial artist who would like to train with him* I wonder what I could possebley teach him *little dose he know, that a trap is waiting*

Steph: nice going Ranma, NOW WE CAN CATCH KURAMA!! *takes out pokeball*

Jessica: O_o;;; Ummm... nnnooooooo. Let's just glomp him and make ourselves his fiances.

Genma: yes, and lucky for us, I happen to Know Shiori

Jessica: Mwahahahaha!!!! This will be the greatest thing EVA!!!

Akane: as long as you stay friends....

Jessica/Steph: We will! ^___^

Kurama: *who has been standing there for a while now* 0.0;; MOTHER!!!!

Shiori: I have the greatest news! You have 2 fiances now!

Kurama: um........Mother, these Girls are psyco!

Shiori: Now now, don't be mean Kurama. You should get to know each other!

Kurama: WAIT! HOW DID YOU FIND OUT!!!!

Jessica: *shifting feet* Well... we uh... told her...

Steph: She's your mom, she should know...

Kurama: *eyes water, looks cuter than ever* Why is this happening to me? What did I ever do? I've been good right? Why!?

Jessica: Don't be sad! *glomps onto his arm*

Kurama: ok, so I admit that I was a theif, and a killer, but, I'V BEEN GOOD IN MY HUMAN LIFE, REALLY!!!!!

Steph: awwwww kura-chan don't cry! *glomps onto other arm*

Jessica: Let's go ice skating!!!

Rem: let's not, ice is water, very COLD water.

Jessica: When I said that, I meant Kurama and I.

Steph: I'm coming too!

Jessica: Oh, yeah. Well, since we need to compeat for him we need to not include the other.

Steph: do we have to compeat, I don't wanna, LET'S SHARE!!

Jessica: Okay! *drags Kurama to ice rink*

Kurama: *putting on ice skates* I love to skate ^.^

Jessica: Yay!

Kurama: *makes cute happy face*

Jessica, Steph, and Kurama were skating for a while. Jessica was latched onto one arm while Steph was latched to the other. All though, Jess and Steph needed him for balance!

Steph: Kurama smells so good ^_^

Jessica:That was a little too random for me. But yes he does! ^_^

Kurama: ummmmm

Hiei has just walked in and is a little spitefull because of the earlier encounter. He saw Steph and Jessica AGAIN latched onto his friend. He doesn't know yet of how we used our 'smarts' to become Kurama's fiances!

Hiei: HEY!! GET OFF OF HIM!!!!

Steph: oh Hiei, don't be mean to your friends fiances!

Hiei: WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!

Jessica: ^.^ Yup!

Hiei: what in the Hells!!

Kurama: well, my Mother engaged me to these two, and I can't do anything about it!!

Hiei: 0.o She's not your real mother you know

Kurama: ah! a loophole!

Steph: ah! A contract

Jessica: *has finished forcing an unknown signature from Kurama* Hee hee hee...

Steph: *holds up contract* It says if you dump us, we get your soul!!!!!

Kurama: and how would you do that?

Rem:*cracks knuckles* Don't make me have to take your soul.

Jessica: ^_^ He can do that!

Kurama: DAMN THOSE DARK MARTIAL ARTS!

Jessica: Hmmm.... nah! Let's go to the beach now!

Rem: that I can do

Steph: ?

Rem: GIRLS *runs off*

Jessica: O_o Let's just go....

AT THE BEACH

Steph: Hiei, come out of the dressing tent!

Hiei: NEVER!

Steph: Awwwww but why.>_> REM LEAVE HER ALONE!!!

Rem: awwwww but bakinis!!

Jessica: *twitching eye* Rem, if you don't leave them ALL alone then your soul will be sent to the Abyss!

Rem: okay, can I at least follow Nabiki?

Jessica: Hmmm... okay....

Rem: YAY!! *runs off*

Jessica: Hiei! If you don't come out then I'M DRAGING YOU OUT!

Hiei: no, there are other people here, I can't show them my bear chest!!

Jessica: Okay then. *walks in and drags him out with difficulty*

Hiei: *is wearing a Zecksy(I STOLE ZECK'S NAME TO MAKE A NEW WORD!!) pair of swim trunks*

Jessica: See? Isn't that better?

Hiei:*blushing* no

Jessica: -___- Too bad. Hey! Where's Kurama?

Steph: *points to water, dreamy look*

Kurama: *plays in water, laughing and being cute*

Jessica: *drools for a bit, but then regains her senses* I'm gonna go glomp him! ^____^ *runs off to glomp him*

Steph: Me TOOO!! *follows*

Kurama: huh..... AHHHH *get's glomped*

Jessica: ^.^ I love you!

Steph: I love you too Kurama!

Kurama: um......Hi girls

Jessica: ^.^ I'm happy!

Steph: Me too!

Kurama: right now I am too!

Jessica: Yay!

Steph: hey Jess can I talk to you for a sec?

Jessica: Sure. *walks over*

Steph: I think he's starting to like us!

Jessica: Hmmm... WAIT! That could ruin our plot! If he likes us then we have to become possesive so it will still be a crazy/silly/psyco fic!

Steph: hmmmmm..., THIRD GIRL!!!

Jessica: Okay then! But who?

Steph: hmmmmmmmm...... Rem has a friend, her name is Mi-Li

Jessica: What's Mi-Li like?

Steph: She's REM'S Friend.

Jessica: I'm still lost. You need to remember though, I'm dence.

Steph: She's phyco, and a little Hentii....

Jessica: What's she look like?

Steph: She has light pink hair, and Green eyes, she's Chinese.

Jessica: I'm surprised that she wasn't named Conditioner...

Steph: nah, that's mostly Amazons....

Jessica: Okay, then let's bring her here!

And so the girls use their powers to bring Mi-Li there...

Mi-Li: Huh, Where am I?

Steph: we are now useing our Authoress power to Engage you to Kurama.

Mi-Li: Who's that?

Steph: *points*

Mi-Li: *gasp* He's Hott!

Steph: we're engaged to him too...

Mi-Li: HE'S MINE *runs after him*

Jessica: *evil grin* Things just got sooo much more interessting.

Steph: oh yes it has!

Mi-Li: Helloooo Kurama! * glomps him*

Kurama: O.O Do I know you?

Mi-Li: It says right here that I'm your fiance! *hands him paper*

Kurama: NOT ANOTHER ONE!!!!!!

Hiei: Poor Kurama, glad it's not me

Steph: *evil grin*

Hiei: O.O *scoots away*

Steph: Oh Shampoo!!

Ranma: Wahahahhahhahahaha!!! NOW YOU CAN DEAL WITH HER!!!

Hiei: NOOOOO! *runs and hides*

Jessica: You cannot escape!

Hiei: DANM!!!

Kurama: hehehehehehehehehe

Steph: }: )

Hiei: NOOOOOOOO!!

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Steph: Will Hiei ever escape Shampoo? Will Kurama ever escape us? What about the orange pickle, REVEIW AND I MAY LEY YOU KNOW!!!