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DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN THE ANIME CHARACTERS!!

A/N: Last time: Hiei wanted some from Flame, but found that a woman who was threatening to Kurama arrived at the Halloween Party.

How has he solved his problem?

Miroku bashing. I like the monk, or cupid since that's what he dressed up as(^_^) but, he has to learn not to mess with some girls. *sighs heavily* Poor, sexy, sexy monk. *sighs again* Oh well, I'll make amends later.

Chapter Two:

Getting Along Alright. . .

For Now.

Hiei stared at Megumi, dressed in a toga with her hair down, and her breasts flowing freely from their white confinement, then he glanced at Kurama who was in a deep conversation with Seshomaru.

Warn him?

He watched the bedroom door close as Flame entered it. He never heard the click of the lock.

He shot a glance at his friend, full of sympathy.

Hell, every man for themselves. He thought, just before fleeing to the bedroom where Flame had entered.

Hiei's quick exit from the room, following his lover never passed the eyes of Ella.

Ella grinned, and leaned down to talk to Lina. "He walked into the room."

Smiling, Lina left the little group.

She passed Kurama, and Seshomaru. Not failing to note both were extraordinarily handsome, and looked somewhat related. One was kitsune, the other inu. But both had long silver hair, golden eyes, and an ethereal beauty that left every woman sighing in appreciation.

As she walked to her destination, she felt someone grab her butt. . . And they were stroking it!!!

Shivers of shock raced down her spine as she turned around, and without even thinking screamed out, "FIREBALL!!!!"

Miroku was surprised that this little fairy of a girl had such a nice, soft bottom. But, he was even more surprised when she didn't hit him, and instead, blasted him, literally blasted him, through the roof!

Everyone turned and saw Lina in her position, and Miroku flying through the sky. The women smiled, biting lips to hold back a laugh, but the men were not so reserved.

Miroku heard Inuyasha's boisterous laugh the loudest. Yet, as he thought about Lina Inverse, the red head with a soft bottom, he smiled. "Eh, it was worth the pain."
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Flame heard Hiei come in behind her, he was growling, ever so softly. But, the growl caused things to knot in her stomach, to burn in her stomach.

She sighed and turned around to face him, a wicked grin on her face. "Tired of waiting, love?" She purred.

Hiei's eyes were glowing as he reached for her, his arms wrapping around her waist, he didn't answer her, but gently massaged her breasts through her top. He heard her sharp intake of breath as her arms wrapped around his neck, and she began to mesh her hips to his.

When her nipples hardened, he leaned down to kiss her neck, his tongue dancing along her pulse. His hands traveled down her rib cage, and her softly muscled stomach to the apex of her thighs. He reached up her skirt, and reached the folds of her womanhood effortlessly.

Flame moaned, and reached down to stroke Hiei's hardening member through his pants, her soft, experienced hands wringing a small cry from him, and a feminine smile from her.

He inserted a finger into her, then another. His thumb gently massaged her clit, as his mouth sought hers.

They kissed with a passion that exploded through the entire house.

Exploded?

Hiei and Flame both emerged from their passion induced state, and both clearly heard an explosion in the room where their guests were.

Flame's eyes widened, while she straightened herself out. "Oh, hell no!" her face was a look of disbelief, and anger as she walked out, leaving a very sexually frustrated Hiei.

"What the-" His face darkened over, and he marched through the door, anger exuding from him.

But, when he walked out the door, he stopped, and saw Flame's roof.

Where did it go?

Half of it was gone, flying in the air where it seemed. . .Cupid?- was flying into the sky with it.

Flame just stared in disbelief at her roof. Hiei glared at it, and the one who did it.

Lina Inverse.

Flame didn't care either way, she just looked around the room.

She flinched when she saw what she had hoped not to see.

Vash was drinking the beer, shamelessly. Wolfwood by his side laughing. The two were dressed up as the store-bought-cowboys. Vash in a light tan version, with a white Stetson on his head, peach colored long sleeve beneath a tan vest, pants of buckskin color that fit snugly, and tan boots. He had plastic guns at his trim hips, hips that Flame once upon a time, fantasized between her legs. . .

Wolfwood was dressed the same, except, because he had darker skin, darker hair, and gray eyes, he had dressed as a darker version. With a black Stetson, black vest over a gray long sleeve, black pants, and black boots.

The two had invited Gourry to have some with them, the jelly fish somehow holding five in his many tentacles, and was also roaring drunk. Laughing at something stupid.

Kagome, Sango, Keiko, Amelia, Botan and Kaoru were all arguing about fighting techniques, or something like it. Kaoru volunteering to teach them something of her Kamiya Kashin style, Kagome willing to teach them archery, and Sango how to fight physically, and Amelia was shameless with her declarations of justice.

Flame noticed Kaoru was dressed as a vampiress. She had tight black sheer shirt, with a black boob tube underneath. Her pale creamy skin showing beneath the fabric. Her skirt was black leather, and a belt was loosely hung over her hips. Her long legs were covered with lengths of cloth, and shoes were on her feet. Her hair was down, a straight blue black cloud that dangled a her waist. Her blue eyes looked eerie, perhaps it was because of the fangs that flashed every now and then.

Well, they were getting along nicely.

Kurama, Megumi on his arm dressed as a fox, was enjoying a quiet conversation with Zel, Sesh, and Knives. They seemed to get along rather well. . .

Watching them suspiciously, she thought, A little too well. . .

When Knives glanced over in her direction and said something, it was confirmed!

Screw the hole in her roof! If Ella didn't pay for it, Flame would turn her in! But, if Vash's brother did anything, he would just turn them both in and get the money from whoever after they got arrested by the cops!

As if she had conjured them, the sound of sirens wailed in the distance.

Perfect timing.

Vash was in too much of a stupor to realize the cops had arrived at Flame's door, and Ella hid behind a couch.

Flame practically flew to he door.

When she got there, the police at her door wore a deep frown, and held Miroku hand cuffed.

"Are you Flame?" the cop asked.

"Yes. Who are you?" Flame asked, and eyed him warily.

"Officer White of the HPD." He said, flashing a badge, he nearly threw Miroku into her, and he copped a feel off her ass. Ignoring her shiver of distaste, the cop continued. "He was found in a woman's house- my woman's house- sexually assaulting her. He nearly had her in bed by the time I got there, hearing her cries." The cop shook his head. "There are also reports of the infamous Vash the Stampede and Pimperella da Pimptress being here at this house. Is that true?" He said, craning his neck to hae a look inside.

Flame covered the door, and Miroku practically plastered himself to her backside. She heard him murmur in an appreciative voice, "So soft, so smooth!" Before someone ripped him off of her. "No!" She yelped. "Vash and Pimperella aren't here!"

She slammed the door in the cops face and turned around.

Kenshin, dressed up as a doctor, with only a white lab coat and glasses was trying to break up the fight between cupid and her dark prince.

Hiei had obviously parted his body from her own.

Sanosuke- dressed as a pimp- was trying to hold back Hiei. Knives, Vash, Kurama, Seshomaru, Zel, Lina, Gourry, Goten, Trunks, and Pan stood in a circle to watch the fight.

Flame groaned.

Could this have gotten any worse?

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A/N:

Chapter two is compete! Perhaps short, and not as funny as DA LUAU, but I hope my fans can see that in the future, there will be Miroku bashing. Anyone else? Hmm. . .Who will be my next victim!!!