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A/N: If you'll remember kindly, I said I would try to get SailorDark or AngelWings in my fic right? Well, AngelWings answered first, so here she is! Fluffy fans, lot's of Fluffy bashing here, and if you read Pimperella Da Pimptress. . .Mnmosyne is back, and with a vengeance!!

Chapter Four:

Down Fall of the Western Lord

Pimperella came upon the first house readily, her bag open and ready for the candy to fall in. The rest of her friends were behind her, Vash and Lina talking about how to handle troubling upstarts. Lina was all up for blasting up away, Vash kept his opinion firm with "Love and Peace!" Wolfwood, Gourry, and Kagome were in on some deep conversation, Gourry puzzled, and Wolfwood grinning at whatever Kagome was saying angrily about a stupid dog demon. Seshomaru strayed behind, not caring about his companions ahead of him, but following because they didn't bother him much.

Pimperella called out, "Trick or treat!" and was welcomed by a middle aged woman who was smiling, until she opened the door and saw a bunch of teenagers in costume.

The woman glared at them and slammed the door- without giving them candy!

Pimperella stood there, her mouth dropped open.

When she gathered her wits, and the rest of her friends stood there confused, she whirled around and walked into the lady's garage.

When she got the garage, a sweet yellow H2 Hummer was in there. It looked neatly polished, and quite large in the woman's garage. Beside that car, was a Honda Element in black with tinted windows.

Pimperella gave an evil smile.

She pulled out a pair of keys, and began to mutilate the paint job on the Hummer first. She scribbled silly things into it, like "PIMPERELLA WAS HERE BUT NOW IS GONE, SHE JUST WROTE THIS TO TURN YOU ON." Or "NO TUNA'S ! SLUT'S ARE NO MATCH FOR MY HO'S!!" And finally "FUCK YOU LADY! DON'T DENY CANDY TO PEOPLE WHO CAN ACTUALLY EAT IT!!!"

When she was done keying the Hummer, she moved to the Honda Element. Eew. Talk about ugly! Wait, make that Ugly with a capital U. With another evil smile, she called Gourry over.

"Yes, Ella?" He said with a stupid grin.

Ella smiled sweetly, which didn't look any different from her evil grin. "I'd like to use your sword of light if you don't mind."

"Sure." Gourry unleashed his weapon- the sword of light. Hikari no ken.

Pimperella grabbed the hilt in both of her hands, the beam of white light in front of her, lighting up her features. "Take this, stupid picky pitch!"

Swinging the sword in a vertical arch, she sliced the beautiful Honda Element in half.

Gourry's eyes bulged, and nearly dropped.

"What have you done!?" Wolfwood's voice came from the back. His eyes were misty as he ran to the remnants of the Element. "Look! It was a beautiful car!"

Ella rolled her eyes, gave Gourry his sword, and walked away.

"Hell with this, let's go to a party!" She snapped, and dragged her companions with her.

"Bu I thought we were gonna get candy." Gourry whined.

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Pimperella scanned the party. Can never be too sure who'd wanna turn you in or who wouldn't want- hey! Is that- that is!

At the corner of the party, talking to some hotties, were two women who Pimperella knew! One had silver hair and dark blue eyes. She wore a pale white kimono with a bold red sash, and tie up sandals. The kimono looked decent from far away, but as Pimperella got closer, she saw it was tight, and revealed much to the eyes!

Oh shit, if Mimi's here. . . I gotta keep her away from Seshomaru! The woman beside Mimi wore a blue kimono with a dark blue sash and identical tie up sandals to Mimi's. The kimono was tight fitting, and slightly see through.

Mimi was the first to see her when Pimperella approached. And she didn't look too happy. "Pimperella," She said with a glare. "Is Sesh here?"

Pimperella paused. Did she really care about him? She had honorable intentions before, but- hell! Not like she cared what happened.

Pimperella smiled. "He's here alright." She pointed in the direction of the door. "He doesn't like parties. He was dragged by everyone to Flame's." Pimperella looked at the woman next to her. "Hey there, AngelWings."

The woman looked up. "Hi, Pimperella." She looked around and saw where Mimi was heading. She made to sniff the air and said, "Seshomaru is near!" With a frantic leap towards the door, she and Mimi strolled out.

Pimperella smiled. "I don't really want to miss this! Lina!" She looked around for her friend, and found her in a dark corner, locking lips with the sixty billion double dollar man.

With a glare, she yanked Lina out of his arms, and pulled Vash by the ear. Vash whined and tried to reach for Lina as the red head blushed, and covered herself up and stuttered an explanation to Pimperella. "No time for that now!" Pimperella hissed. "Sesh is gonna get his ass kicked!"

Lina was running to the door then.

When they got outside, there was a circle forming. Making their way there, Pimperella, Lina, and Vash heard screams and yelps from Seshomaru, and Mimi ad AngelWings laughter.

"Leave me in an alley will you!?" Mimi's shouted, her hands on the western lord's shoulders. "I'll teach you! And what's worse! I got fucked by a cop!" She looked thoughtful for a moment, and muttered. "That wasn't so bad, but STILL!"

AngelWings had a pair of scissors in hand. "I really, really like your hair." She sighed, and dropped the scissors. "But I can't cut it! Mimi's you do it."

Mimi grabbed the scissors, and AngelWings held down Sesh. "I'm sorry, but I am FORCED to do this!"

Seshomaru struggled, but he couldn't get free! "PIMPERELLA! PIMPERELLA HELP ME!" He cried out. "She's going to cut my hair!"

Snip!

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!" Seshomaru's roar of denial echoed through the night.

They had cut off half of his hair in a lopsided fashion. There was a small bald spot at the back of his head.

Mimi backed up, and studied her handiwork. "There!" She turned around, with the lock of Seshomaru's hair that she had cut. She studied it, and smiled. "What soft hair. Think I'll keep it, AngelWings!"

AngelWings came up beside her. "Gimme half."

They split the hair, and walked off into the night.

Seshomaru covered his bald spot, and stared at the other half of his hair. Pimperella strolled up to him, Lina and Vash behind her Vash with the smaller woman in his arms.

Pimperella heard some slobbering noise, and turned around to look at the couple. Her eyes widened, and she sweat dropped. Will they suffocate each other, or will one of them suck in the other's face. GEEZE! They need to get a room!

When Vash's hand crept up Lina's thigh, to the curve of her buttocks, Pimperella turned around to face the shocked inu-youkai.

"Th-they. . .They cut my hair!" He whined stroking his bald spot.

Pimperella held in a laugh. His hair was incredibly long and beautiful on his left side. A sea of shining silver. But, on the right side. . . His bangs were there, and so was his side. But, the missing half of the back of his hair was obvious. She burst into laughter, and Seshomaru burst into tears.

"How will I ever be able to return home like this!" He cried out. "And I don't even have my hair they cut!"

Smiling, Pimperella said. "Won't your hair return by tomorrow?"

Seshomaru shook his head. "The bald spot will recover. . . But my hair! My beautiful hair!" he went into a fit of sobs.

Pimperella shook her head. Oh indeed, how the mighty have fallen.

(A/N: She got that right!)

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A/N:

I6: HEY THERE EVERYONE! Howzit going? SailorDark has yet to tell me her costume.

Vash: What's going to happen next time? *groping Lina*

I6: *evil grin* You'll see. . . You'll see. I should tell you though, there's someone who you've made terribly unhappy. . .

Vash: *gulps* The name wouldn't start with an. . .an. . .an F?

I6: *smiles sweetly* Oh, no. You've made a worse enemy!!! NEXT TIME: THE SIXTY BILLION DOUBLE DOLLARS GO TO. . .WHAT!? BUT I THOUGHT SHE LIKED HIM!?