Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Rurouni Kenshin Fan Fiction ❯ Party Time ❯ The Pinata: Part 1 ( Chapter 13 )

Disclaimer: I do not own any Anime shows and/or characters from them, nor do I own any brand names mentioned. However, I do own Ayumi, and my sister owns Esanan. Kilala Li Fang is property of herself, Kia of Raven-Ardour, Inufox of an anonymous reviewer, and Morgan of Kurama's rose girl (all at fanfiction.net).

 

[Back inside the house, people pushed the furniture to the walls to make room for the piñata. After giving Sanosuke and those who were at the bottom of the pile-up a bottle of Advil, Ayumi brought the piñata out. It was shaped like Tuguro.]

 

Yusuke: Awesome! I get to mutilate Tuguro twice!

 

Shizuru: Except this time, you don't get to use your Spirit Gun.

 

Sanosuke: How come we have to have one from their show?

 

Ayumi: We could find any store that sold Shishio piñatas.

 

Miroku: What about us?

 

Morgan: They were all out of Narakus.

 

Kilala Li Fang: How come you know they were all out?

 

Morgan: Because I went piñata-shopping with Ayumi and her mom.

 

Kurama: What are we using to smash it?

 

Ayumi: No Spirit Weapons, swords, fists slash claws, flames, ice, darts, fans, arrows, or boomerangs.

 

[Half the room sighed. The other half Anime-fell.]

 

Kenshin: What are we supposed to use then?

 

Kaoru: I got it! How about Miroku's staff?

 

Miroku: What!? No! NOT MY STAFF!!!

 

Inuyasha: I think that's an excellent idea!

 

Ayumi: Especially considering we don't have a Wiffle-ball bat...

 

[Inuyasha tried desperately to yank the staff away from Miroku. After pulling on it for a few minutes, Inuyasha managed to get it.]

 

Miroku: But what if it breaks!?

 

Hiei: It won't break! Watch. [turning to Kurama] Kurama, you don't happen to have an anvil, do you?

 

Kurama: I think I do.

 

[Kurama stuck his hands in his hair. After a minute of rummaging around, he pulled out a newly polished anvil. Everyone was staring at him.]

 

Kurama: Uh...don't ask!

 

Aoshi: Wasn't planning on it.

 

Botan: What did you want an anvil for, Hiei?

 

[Hiei grabbed Miroku's staff from Inuyasha. He hit it really hard on the anvil, but it didn't break. Instead, the collision caused Hiei to vibrate.]

 

Inufox: Are you okay, Hiei?

 

Hiei: I-I'm-m f-f-fin-n-ne.

 

Kagome: That's one hard staff you got there, Miroku.

 

Keiko: I wonder if it's harder than diamond...

 

Kia: How are we going to hang the piñata?

 

Sango: It looks like there's a hook on the back of the neck.

 

Kuwabara: I see a hook on the ceiling, too.

 

Misao: What else could the chandelier be hanging from?

 

Kuwabara: What chandelier?

 

Kouga: [yelling] The one that's hanging from the hook, chikuso!!!

 

Yukina: There's no need to be angry!

 

Kuwabara: I knew you'd understand, Yukina!

 

Yusuke: Yeah, Kuwabara's always like that. We've gotten used to it.

 

[Kuwabara tried to punch Yusuke. Yusuke dogged easily, then punched Kuwabara. The started beating each other up.]

 

Sanosuke: More quality entertainment!

 

Shizuru: I think your definition of "entertainment" is a bit whacked.

 

Morgan: I'd say more than "a bit" whacked.

 

Miroku: I think we injured his brain with that pile-up.

 

Kilala Li Fang: I thought we only injured his back.

 

Kurama: Come on, let's do the piñata now.

 

Sanosuke: Don't we have to set it up first?

 

[Kurama pointed towards where the chandelier used to be. In its place was the piñata, hanging from the ceiling.]

 

Morgan: Oops...While we were busy talking, they already set it up.

 

[Sanosuke, Morgan, Shizuru, Miroku, Kurama, and Kilala Li Fang walked over to where the piñata was.]

 

Kenshin: Should we go in forwards alphabetical order this time?

 

Kaoru: Why not? Who's up first?

 

Kagome: [taking out her slip of paper] That would be Aoshi.

 

Inuyasha: Are we going to be using blindfolds?

 

Ayumi: No way! I'm afraid you might demolish the wall!

 

Botan: With Miroku's staff!?

 

Hiei: I wouldn't be surprised it could demolish the entire house.

 

Aoshi: [grabbing the staff] Move out of the way.

 

Inufox: Wait, wait! Before we start, we need something to keep the candy from getting lost.

 

Kia: Mosquito netting!

 

Kouga: What!?

 

Kia: Mosquito netting. You know, the stuff that keeps Mosquitoes from getting in a certain area outside.

 

Keiko: If it can keep Mosquitoes OUT, it must be able to keep candy IN.

 

Kouga: Where are we going to find it?

 

Ayumi: [pointing to a room] There should be some in there.

 

Kuwabara: I'll look for it!

 

[Kuwabara rushed into the room. Five minutes later, he came out, holding rolls of Mosquito netting. After setting it up, Aoshi swung the staff like a bat at the piñata. It hit with a crash, although it didn't do any visible damage. Then he handed the staff to Ayumi, who took her turn. The turns continued alphabetically. When Inuyasha went, he looked like he wanted to break the staff. When Yusuke went, he looked like he wanted to kill the piñata. He wouldn't stop hitting it!]

 

Misao: You only get to hit it ONCE, Yusuke!

 

Yusuke: TU...GU...RO...NEEDS...TO...DIE!!!

 

Sango: He sure is violent, isn't he?

 

Yusuke: TU...GU...RO...NE-GAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

 

[The reason Yusuke screamed is because at that moment, the piñata exploded - caused by his multiple bashings. Starbursts, Peanut Butter Cups, and Crème Savers flew everywhere. Everyone dove for the candy with small bags that Ayumi had handed out earlier.]