Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Rurouni Kenshin Fan Fiction ❯ Party Time ❯ Circle of Truths: Part 3 ( Chapter 16 )

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Kuwabara: So, who's going to ask the next question?

 

Keiko: I have one! If you were an animal, what would you be?

 

Sanosuke: I think...I would be a lizard.

 

Kagome: Because you're all slimy and disgusting?

 

Botan: Lizards aren't disgusting!

 

Sanosuke: And I'm not slimy!!!

 

Inufox: You mean you ARE disgusting?

 

Sanosuke: No...I just didn't want to say disgusting again since Botan already said it, and that would be repetitive.

 

Aoshi: Right...That's what they all say.

 

Morgan: I would be a cat.

 

Kurama: I'm sort of already an animal: a fox.

 

Misao: I'm just going to say a weasel, since that's what Saitou calls me.

 

Ayumi: I think he's an excellent judge of character!

 

Misao: [glaring at Ayumi] What's that supposed to mean!?

 

Inuyasha: It means you really ARE a weasel, chikuso!!!

 

Kaoru: Such language! Tisk, tisk, Inuyasha...

 

Inufox: If I were an animal, I'd be -

 

Mrs. Tamahaki: [from upstairs] Inufox! Your ride's here!!!

 

Inufox: Darn it! [sighs] Oh well...Bye guys! Bye Hiei!

 

[Inufox waves to everyone and to Hiei, who just came out of the bathroom, than walks up the stairs.]

 

Everyone else: BYE INUFOX!!!

 

Hiei: [looking confused] What did I miss?

 

Kenshin: Inufox's ride is here, that it is.

 

Kilala Li Fang: I just realized, she never said her answer!

 

Miroku: Since she was a fox hanyou, she would have said just that.

 

Morgan: True...

 

Sango: So, Hiei, what's your answer?

 

Hiei: I don't even know the question!

 

Kurama: It's "what animal would you be?"

 

Hiei: [sitting back down] A dragon.

 

Ayumi: I LOVE DRAGONS!!!

 

Yami: Does that count as an animal?

 

Yusuke: Why not? At least it's an answer.

 

Yukina: What's your answer, Kia?

 

Kia: Um...I guess...

 

Misao: A monkey?

 

Esanan: Kia's not a monkey.

 

Shizuru: MY BROTHER is a monkey.

 

Kuwabara: I'm not a monkey either!

 

Sanosuke: [sarcastically] Sure you're not...

 

Kouga: Actually, if Kuwabara was an animal, he'd be something more like and amoeba.

 

Keiko: Nice one, Kouga!

 

[Kuwabara Anime-falls.]

 

Kia: A ZEBRA!!!

 

Esanan: What was that?

 

Kia: I would be a zebra!

 

Kagome: Why do you say that?

 

Kia: [shrugging] Beats me! I just think zebras are cool.

 

Kilala Li Fang: Well, I would be either a wolf, or a dragon like Hiei.

 

Aoshi: "Like Hiei" are the key words.

 

Shizuru: I would be some species of wild cat. I'm not sure which one.

 

Ayumi: I think...I would be...an alligator!

 

Yami: For me, a porcupine.

 

Botan: Oh, I get it...spiky hair!

 

Inuyasha: [to Yami] Didn't that Johnny Steps guy call you "porcupine head" once?

 

Yami: Yeah...I didn't like it very much, to say the least.

 

Kaoru: So, Yukina, what would you be?

 

Yukina: I'd say either a rabbit or a deer.

 

Kurama: You're always such a dear, Yukina.

 

Kuwabara: I am a -

 

Kenshin: You're a monkey, that you are.

 

Kuwabara: [yelling] I AM NOT A MONKEY!!!!!!!

 

Miroku: Someone needs to take a chill pill...

 

Morgan: ...that they do.

 

Kenshin: That's my line!

 

Morgan: [grinning] That it is!

 

[Kenshin falls over in exasperation.]

 

Botan: I would be a squirrel!

 

Sango: Where DOES she get these ideas!?

 

Sesshomaru: A..."squirrel"?

 

Yusuke: [eyes wide at Sesshomaru] When did you become conscious again?

 

Sesshomaru: About 10 seconds ago.

 

Yusuke: O-kay...

 

Shizuru: You'll be glad to know Inufox left.

 

Sanosuke: Why would he be glad to know that?

 

Esanan: Because Inufox is the one who knocked him unconscious in the first place!

 

Misao: You have to move back to the couch, Sesshomaru.

 

Sesshomaru: I'm staying right here.

 

Kuwabara: But that means you won't have to answer the question!

 

Kouga: Hello!!! He's a dog demon for crying out loud!!!

 

Kuwabara: Oops...I forgot about that.

 

Kia: What about you, Kenshin?

 

Kenshin: Let's see...