Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Rurouni Kenshin Fan Fiction ❯ Party Time ❯ Confession: Part 4 ( Chapter 25 )

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Keiko: What a scaredy-cat.

 

Kia: Hey, Ayumi, how come you let Kouga swear?

 

Kuwabara: I didn't think she even liked him.

 

Misao: You got the “I didn't think” part right.

 

Esanan: Is “piss off” even really a swear?

 

Ayumi: To answer your question, Kia, there's what Esanan said and the fact that I don't know how to say that in Japanese.

 

[Ayumi shrugged, while most of the people looked at her oddly.]

 

Shizuru: And why would you have to know what it was in Japanese?

 

Ayumi: [slightly nervous] Um...it's called the Censor Button.

 

[Sanosuke was stopped in the middle of his Twilight Zone music imitation by Yusuke smacking him on the head.]

 

Sanosuke: I'm going to be covered in bruises by the time I leave this party!

 

Yukina: Maybe you shouldn't sit so close to Yusuke.

 

Sanosuke: That's a good idea!

 

[As soon as Sanosuke stood up to move, everyone - except for Kenshin, Kurama, Kuwabara, and Yukina - raised their hand in an about-to-slap position. Sanosuke gulped, pulled the Boflex backwards (out of Yusuke's reach), and sat back down on it.]

 

Sanosuke: Why am I so disliked!??

 

Yusuke: [sarcastically] It's your charming personality.

 

Yami: Hey, since Kouga ran off like that -

 

Sango: You mean like a wimp?

 

Yami: [semi-glaring at Sango] - who should pick who has to confess next?

 

Morgan: [raising her hand] I'll volunteer to pick someone!

 

Miroku: I'd be more than happy to volunteer!

 

Ayumi: Wouldn't we all...

 

Kurama: So who will pick someone?

 

Kaoru: How `bout you? All in favor say “Aye!”

 

All except Kurama and Hiei: AYE!!

 

Kenshin: I guess it is unanimous, that it is.

 

Kurama: Very well. Hie - [looking to his left] Hey, where did he run off to?

 

[Everyone looked at where Hiei was supposed to be, and saw that he was indeed missing.]

 

Inuyasha: When could he have slipped away?

 

Kilala Li Fang: That's weird...I could have sworn I had my arm around him the entire time!

 

Kia+Esanan: You WHAT!?!?

 

Kia: Oh, wait, never mind. I did, too.

 

Esanan: You WHAT!?!?

 

Aoshi: Let me guess, you did as well?

 

[Esanan opened her mouth to speak, but then closed it again, as if she just remembered something.]

 

Esanan: [thoughtful] Wait...did I?

 

Botan: Even if you did, it didn't seem to restrain Hiei, did it now?

 

Kagome: And he just *happens* to be the one with telepathy!

 

Keiko: Oh, Kuwabara, couldn't you sense Hiei's energy?

 

Kuwabara: [somewhat surprised at the request] I guess I could...Hey - why should I help you guys? And how'd you know about that anyway, Keiko?

 

[Keiko gulped, then looked away nervously, while whisting.]

 

Misao: [with a sinister smile] You should help us `cause we could tear you apart in no time flat.

 

Kuwabara: No, you couldn't!

 

Misao: Wanna bet?

 

Yukina: [sweatdropping] Um...I'd rather you didn't...

 

Kuwabara: I refuse to fight a lady! It's against my honor code.

 

Sanosuke: Misao? A lady? You've got to be kidding me.

 

Misao: And what exactly was THAT supposed to mean, Rooster-head?!

 

Sanosuke: Exactly what is sounds like, Weasel-girl!!

 

Sango: Calm down, you two, or someone's going to get hurt.

 

Yusuke: Namely Sanosuke.

 

Sanosuke: Oh yeah!? How `bout you and me go man-to-man right here, right now??

 

Yusuke: Fine with me!

 

[Suddenly, most of the people in the room starting either arguing or fighting - or both.]

 

Yami: [sighing, somewhat to himself] Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to have all these people in one room...

 

Shizuru: Duh...You think?

 

Yami: Actually -

 

Ayumi: [exasperated] Let's not go into that again...

 

Sesshomaru: I guess the air is full of fighting today.

 

Sanosuke: [suddenly paying attention] Huh? Oh, Yay! My wish came true!

 

Miroku: [sarcastically] I'm so happy for you.

 

Morgan: If it's the air, maybe going outside will help.

 

Kurama: That seems like a good idea. Why don't we?

 

Kilala Li Fang: All in favor, scream really loud so you can be heard over this racket!!!

 

[Everyone who was paying attention thus yelled or shouted, so they all stood up to exit the premises.]