Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ 192,5 Talk Time ❯ 192.5 Talk Time ( One-Shot )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
I don’t own Yu Yu Hakusho or InuYasha. This is my first comedy that has nothing to do with what happens to me in real life, I was just bored when I wrote this. Oh, a quick note, Alli has long brown hair, hazel eyes and is 5'6". Now you may read.
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Alli: Hello! And welcome to 192.5 talk time. My co-hostesses, Kag-chan and Yu-kun.
Kagome: It’s Kagome, not Kag-chan.
Yusuke: Stop calling me Yu-kun, it’s Yusuke and I’m not a cupcake.
Alli: *looks around* cupcakes, where?
Kagome: -_-; why don’t we just take a call?
Alli: *sniff* No cupcakes?
Yusuke: no.
Alli: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *falls over*
Kagome: *sweatdrop* ooookaaaay. *hits button* caller, you’re on 192.5, talk time.
fangirl: I wanna shout out to Shuichi Minamino! He’s sooooo hot!
Alli: *recovers and looks around* Su-kun, where?
Kagome and Yusuke: -_-;
Alli: no Su-kun? *sniff*
Yusuke: no.
Alli: MEANIES!!!! *hits receiver* Next caller! *hits button and happy grin* You’re on 192.5, talk time!
Kurama: guess who.
Alli: Rama-kun! Yay! *spins around the room*
Kurama: just saying hi to my favorite vixen.
Alli: *stops spinning and suddenly angry* WHO’S THAT?!
Kurama: You Alli.
Alli: but I’m not a vixen.
Kurama: maybe not, but you sure act like one.
Alli: *blush* Really Rama-kun? Tell me what I’m like.
Kagome: how ‘bout not. *clicks receiver*
Alli: HEY!!! I was gonna listen to how vixen-like I am. *smacks Kagome with shoe*
Yusuke: maybe we should take fan mail.
Alli: brilliant idea Yu-kun. *drags in big bag from out of no where filled with fan mail* this is heavy, Kag-chan, you open one first.
Kagome: ok. *pulls out letter* ‘Alli, every day I listen to your beautiful voice on this contraption that Kagome calls a radio. I’ve been captured by your utter beauty, would you *slows down* bear my child’ *stops reading* MIROKU!!!!
Alli: Mr. Hentai wrote me? Well Ku-kun, I will never bear your children in a million bazillion years. *smacks picture of Miroku on wall with shoe*
Kagome: so that’s why we have his picture on the wall.
Alli: next letter.
Yusuke: *opens letter* ‘Yusuke, you’re one lucky dude. Working with two beautiful ladies day in and day out. How do you get so lucky? A random fan’ uh, I wouldn’t call myself lucky. *receives death glares from Kagome and Alli* I mean it’s just that they’re my cousins, so.
Alli: and I love my cousins. I luv you Yu-kun. *hugs Yusuke*
Yusuke: get off me you psycho hentai!
Alli: I’m not a *thinks* no wait, I am.
Kagome and Yusuke: *anime fall and sweatdrop*
Alli: ^_^ I luv you Kag-chan. *hugs fallen Kagome*
Kagome: *recovers* I luv you too Alli. *returns hug*
Alli: and I luv you Rama-kun! *sends air hug*
*cell phone rings*
Alli: *pulls out cell* hello.
Kurama: and I luv you!
Alli: yay! *hangs up* oops, sorry Rama-kun. *pounces on letter bag* my turn. *opens letter bag* owieeee!!!
Kagome and Yusuke: what?
Alli: *holds up index finger* I got a paper cut. *sniffle*
Kagome and Yusuke: *anime fall and sweatdrop*
Alli: ok, I’m bored. *stands up* whelps, I’m gonna go and get some pie with my Rama-kun. Bye bye su! *leaves studio*
Kagome: over that fast?
Yusuke: guess so.
Kagome: it was fun while it lasted. We’d better get out of here before that guy gets back from his coffee break. *leaves studio*
Yusuke: See ya everyone. *leaves studio*
DJ: *enters studio* Dammit! What the hell happened in here!? *notices ‘on air’ sign on.* oops, guess my career as a DJ is over. *sighs and leaves*
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Alli: Hello! And welcome to 192.5 talk time. My co-hostesses, Kag-chan and Yu-kun.
Kagome: It’s Kagome, not Kag-chan.
Yusuke: Stop calling me Yu-kun, it’s Yusuke and I’m not a cupcake.
Alli: *looks around* cupcakes, where?
Kagome: -_-; why don’t we just take a call?
Alli: *sniff* No cupcakes?
Yusuke: no.
Alli: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *falls over*
Kagome: *sweatdrop* ooookaaaay. *hits button* caller, you’re on 192.5, talk time.
fangirl: I wanna shout out to Shuichi Minamino! He’s sooooo hot!
Alli: *recovers and looks around* Su-kun, where?
Kagome and Yusuke: -_-;
Alli: no Su-kun? *sniff*
Yusuke: no.
Alli: MEANIES!!!! *hits receiver* Next caller! *hits button and happy grin* You’re on 192.5, talk time!
Kurama: guess who.
Alli: Rama-kun! Yay! *spins around the room*
Kurama: just saying hi to my favorite vixen.
Alli: *stops spinning and suddenly angry* WHO’S THAT?!
Kurama: You Alli.
Alli: but I’m not a vixen.
Kurama: maybe not, but you sure act like one.
Alli: *blush* Really Rama-kun? Tell me what I’m like.
Kagome: how ‘bout not. *clicks receiver*
Alli: HEY!!! I was gonna listen to how vixen-like I am. *smacks Kagome with shoe*
Yusuke: maybe we should take fan mail.
Alli: brilliant idea Yu-kun. *drags in big bag from out of no where filled with fan mail* this is heavy, Kag-chan, you open one first.
Kagome: ok. *pulls out letter* ‘Alli, every day I listen to your beautiful voice on this contraption that Kagome calls a radio. I’ve been captured by your utter beauty, would you *slows down* bear my child’ *stops reading* MIROKU!!!!
Alli: Mr. Hentai wrote me? Well Ku-kun, I will never bear your children in a million bazillion years. *smacks picture of Miroku on wall with shoe*
Kagome: so that’s why we have his picture on the wall.
Alli: next letter.
Yusuke: *opens letter* ‘Yusuke, you’re one lucky dude. Working with two beautiful ladies day in and day out. How do you get so lucky? A random fan’ uh, I wouldn’t call myself lucky. *receives death glares from Kagome and Alli* I mean it’s just that they’re my cousins, so.
Alli: and I love my cousins. I luv you Yu-kun. *hugs Yusuke*
Yusuke: get off me you psycho hentai!
Alli: I’m not a *thinks* no wait, I am.
Kagome and Yusuke: *anime fall and sweatdrop*
Alli: ^_^ I luv you Kag-chan. *hugs fallen Kagome*
Kagome: *recovers* I luv you too Alli. *returns hug*
Alli: and I luv you Rama-kun! *sends air hug*
*cell phone rings*
Alli: *pulls out cell* hello.
Kurama: and I luv you!
Alli: yay! *hangs up* oops, sorry Rama-kun. *pounces on letter bag* my turn. *opens letter bag* owieeee!!!
Kagome and Yusuke: what?
Alli: *holds up index finger* I got a paper cut. *sniffle*
Kagome and Yusuke: *anime fall and sweatdrop*
Alli: ok, I’m bored. *stands up* whelps, I’m gonna go and get some pie with my Rama-kun. Bye bye su! *leaves studio*
Kagome: over that fast?
Yusuke: guess so.
Kagome: it was fun while it lasted. We’d better get out of here before that guy gets back from his coffee break. *leaves studio*
Yusuke: See ya everyone. *leaves studio*
DJ: *enters studio* Dammit! What the hell happened in here!? *notices ‘on air’ sign on.* oops, guess my career as a DJ is over. *sighs and leaves*
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