Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Anime Fight # 1 ❯ Stupid does Cupid ( Chapter 15 )

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Chapter 10: Stupid does Cupid

The Conevil brothers just stood as their wounds and bruises healed after a half an hour. They all then noticed a aura of emotions coming from one going to another as they left the room silently. Jidus was the only one who was still asleep from the energy drained from the separation he and his newest evil brother Nightmare had. In the other room the Conevil bothers were forming a plan.

Dark Link: Okay we know who wants who and who doesn’t know or is oblivious of it... now who is going to do it?

Pred: Not me I suck at hooking people with one another.

Alien: Don’t have the looks.

Majora:*Yawns* Too tired.

Dark Chris: I might say something perverted.

Shadow: I would but... I... can’t speak very well from Nightmare.

Dark Link: Why?

He then saw a black and white spot on his chest.

Dark Link: I see, well I would do it but I’m going to be busy casting a long spell to cancel the Negative Dimension Curse on you.

They all then looked to Jidarus who was writing down stupid plots to create small chaos here and there as he then looked up.

Jidarus: What? Why all of you looking at me?

Dark Link: You’re the only one who can do it.

Jidarus: WHAT!?!?! Why me, can’t you use Jidus?

Pred: Cause idiot, he hasn’t say anything to Kagura. They’re only like that to be provoking the others to come clean.

Dark Link: This is true if they were together I would have seen Kagura or Jidus sneaking around at night.

Dark Chris then blushed as he looked down, they all noticed this as they all looked at him sternly.

Majora: Brother, what have you been doing?

He then jumped at that as he looked at his elder brothers.

Dark Chris: Nothing just... ‘looking’.

Pred just walked up to him and picked him up and placed him on his right shoulder as Dark Link looked at him with mischievous eyes.

Dark Link: A diary brother?

Dark Chris nodded.

Pred: Who much did you read?

The youngest brother just blushed so much he started to look like a cherry as Shadow shook his head.

Shadow: Too much I say, however you must give us a passage a clean one.

Dark Chris: Um, ‘I wish he would be more comfortable with me cause he is being so secretive around me and more open around his brothers.’ You want me to continue?

Dark Link: The next sentence.

Dark Chris: Let’s see ‘As I was beaten by the creation of evil known as Nightmare the only thing I thought about was Jidus and me making sweet...’

Majora: Stop... right... there*sighs* I don’t think we need that next passage.

Dark Chris: What? It only said this ‘Oops! My loveable living shadow is on the move again my heart can sense his movement.’ That was it.

Alien: See Jidarus, now you see why you must do it for everyone they all need this to happen. Plus we all must do our part in this so everyone is happy and comfy with one another.

Jidarus: And why should I do it?

Voice: If you don’t there is going to be a secret about your little ‘evilness’ spreading throughout the castle.

They all looked to see Jidus leaning on a wall behind them.

Dark Link: Brother! Who much did you hear?

Jidus: The whole thing, and Dark Chris the next time you read a diary make sure you leave at the same spot, Kagura was in a uncontrollable rage because of that and I was surprised to see it when I was one with Nightmare that her attacks were more aggressive than before. I was afraid if she hit me with those attacks it might leave me with scars that would never heal.

Dark Chris: Sorry Jidus.

Jidus nodded as he walked to Jidarus and picked him up by the collar while he created a blade out of pure energy.

Jidus: Now Jidarus if you screw this up your will never be the evil brother again and be Dimension Locked, understand?

Jidarus just nodded in fear as he was thrown into a wall.

Jidus: I’ll take of Kagura by myself but until then I’ll be watching your every move.

Dark Chris then pulled on his brothers cloak as Jidus turned to face him.

Jidus: Yes?

Dark Chris: What are you going to do?

He just smirked as he left to the back.

Jidus: You’ll see.

~ Medicine Room ~

Jidarus sighed as he walked through the doorway glancing at everyone.

(Jidarus: Let’s see how can I do this? The only place I can transport to completely is the ‘forbidden area’ and my brothers would be on me like white on rice if I did that, especially Jidus.)

He shivers as he continued to think.

(Jidarus: Um... how about... no I went there that place gave me nightmares three months straight. I hope someone here has a better idea.)

He then peers into everyone’s mind and got nothing except emotions.

(Jidarus: Blast! I’ll have to tell the others.)

He walked into the hallways his head down as he bumped into Dark Chris.

Dark Chris: Got nothing?

Jidarus: Yep.

Pred: You know your screwed?

Jidarus then looked up.

Jidarus: Why?

Majora: You thought of the ‘forbidden area’ while Jidus was keeping all his sense on you.

(Jidarus: CRAP!!!)

Shadow: Yes brother... crap.

All of the brothers then looked at each other as they all closed their eyes, all of them going into telepathy.

(Dark Link: You know he’s going to gut you like a fish.)

(Alien: Skin you alive.)

(Nightmare: And send you straight to robot hell.)

(Jidus: SHIT!!! I feared that was going to happen.)

(Naraku: What was?)

(Dark Link: Okay, I understand Nightmare being here but Naraku?!?! What the Hell!)

(Naraku: Onigumo.)

(Conevil Brothers: Ah.)

(Jidus: So, Oni still lives in you? But back to the real problem. Stupid one bring everyone to the back.)

(Jidarus: I thought I told EVERYONE not to call me that!)

(Dark Link: You missed two.)

Jidarus went back to the Medicine Room as he looked to see everyone healed and standing as Shane and Meg walked over to him.

Shane: So, what does Jidus have planned for us now?

Meg: Yeah everyone is excepting another fight to happen.

Jidarus then noticed that Naraku was up as he smirked at Jidarus.

(Naraku: Hello... stupid.)

Jidarus just sighed as he got in the middle of the room.

Jidarus: Listen everyone my brother wants everyone in the back so follow me there so you won’t get lost in the hallway maze.

He then helped Naraku up as he walked over to his brothers while the others followed him to the back. When Jidarus meet with his brothers they all looked to Naraku who was smiling.

(Naraku: Am I going to be immortal?)

(Dark Link: That’s up to Jidus and his Dark Dragonballs.)

*I made a version of the Dragonballs were the dragon only listens to me.*

They all then found Jidus sitting next to a standing metal ring about the size of a theater screen that was in the middle of an all black garden from black flowers to black statues. He then stood before everyone as he walked down to the bottom of the metal ring.

Jidus: Friends.

They all nodded.

Jidus: Rival.

Shane nodded.

Jidus: And brothers.

The Conevil brothers nodded except for Jidarus who was digging in his ear just to get smacked upside the head by Naraku.

Jidus: *Clears throat* I have called you all here before my multi-dimensional portal so we can go to a place that not even me or my brothers have even been to yet. All of us is going to venture in the ways of horror and gore in the movie that not even myself touched. We are going to enter the movie known as...

A stopped for a seconded as he turned on the portal with a kick to the switch.

Jidus: Freddy vs. Jason!


Everyone just looked in shock at that except for the Conevil brothers who just looked with interest.

Dark Link: So, we are going to fight Freddy and Jason... this is going to be interesting.

Pred just smiled with glee as he popped out his wrist blades while Naraku just looked in confusion as Dark Chris noticed.

Dark Chris: We’ll tell you when we get there.

The portal then turned pitch black as everyone got close to it and looked inside to see nothing even Jidus glanced to see nothing.

Jidus: Oh my bad.

He then dug in his cloak to pull out a DVD and put in the DVD Rom for the movie to start to play the previews as he hit menu and then pressed play for it to go to the starting credits. Everyone then got in couples as they stepped through while the only ones left were Jidus, Kagura and the Conevil brothers. Jidus just gave them a look as they noticed and went through the portal. Kagura then walked up to him as she grabbed his hand tightly.

Kagura: Will it be scary Jidus?

Jidus: Not from our point of view.

They then stepped through it as well as the portal closed afterwards. Then Alexander and Metal Sonic came from the castle to the back.

Alexander: He has a thing for black doesn’t he?

Metal Sonic: You have no idea my friend.

They then looked at the portal.

Metal Sonic: Want to create some mayhem?

Alexander salutes.

Alexander: Aye! Aye! Sir!

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Jidus: That’s it for now and if you haven’t seen Freddy vs. Jason... WATCH IT!!! It might scare you but not me once you get the perspective of real and special effects horror movies are nothing but a stylish autopsy... Review!!!