Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Behind the scenes with outtakes from inu yasha and yu yu hakusho ❯ inu yasha outtakes ( Chapter 1 )
Chapter one: Inu Yasha and Yu Yu Hakusho Outtakes
Inu Yasha and Kagome are meeting up with Shippo, Miroku, and Sango.
Sango: WOW!? Sesshomaru traveling with a human. I'd never think he'd sink so low. I thought he hated humans.
Inu Yasha: He does! Unless he suddenly turned over a new leaf. `Yeah Right'.
Kagome: Well, the little girl seems to take a liking to Sesshomaru. She said she had seen the Fortress of Sesshomaru. *Sighs* Hi, I'm a dork. She said she had seen the Sessress of *laughs* The Sessress of Sesshomaru. Insteadof Fortress. I had Sesshomaru in my head. Well I wasn't about to be that dyslexic but *laughs* Ok, I'm ready.
Everybody: * laughs uncontrollably *
Director: * stops laughing * Cut!
Rin and Kohaku are in a room talking. (Remember these are outtakes)
Kohaku: So your parents were killed by bandits and a demon saved you live and took you in, am I correct?
Rin: Hai. But it was sad when my parents died. Oh, sh**. I was really liking that and I bumped it. Have you ever…
*Sighs * Have you ever missed a line and just felt stupid?
Director: CUT!
Chapter two: more Inu Yasha outtakes
Rin is unconscious and Kohaku is about to kill her.
Kohaku: We have messed up to many times now. I must destroy the one Sesshomaru protects most. Though he fought with fur, fur, I hate that word. With fury, with fury. She shall die with the Narakus…Oh sh**. I am so pissed with that last part.
Rin: * sneezes * Oh, crap.
Kohaku: You are supposed to be unconscious.
Rin: Oh, right. * lays back down *.
Everyone in the room: * laughs *
Director: Cut!
Sesshomaru arrives right before Kohaku kills Rin and stops Kohaku.
Sesshomaru: Naraku, I don't dang it's the I it's the I that's what starts the whole crap.
Director: Try the barking.
Sesshomaru: Try the barking? Huh? ARF! Woof.
Director: Cut
Kagome is holding Rin and checking to make sure she is ok.
Kagome: It looks like she will be out for a while. Jeez, I'm to happy about it. This girl could be dead and I'm as hyperactive as a 3 year old addicted to sugar. That didn't make any sense did it?
Everybody: * silent *
Kagome: I didn't think so.
Director: Cut!
Chapter three: Even more Inu Yasha Outtakes
Rin and Sesshomaru are walking in the woods and they started talking.
Sesshomaru: Rin, you should not have run off with Jaken without me knowing. Maybe you should go somwhere to learn self defense and I will wander until you can be safe and while I journey on.
Rin: Uh, Hey, don't be like that. Oh, I'm doin a little cartoon voice that just makes it go way high. * Laughs uncontrollably* Ok let me try again. Uh, Hey don't be like that I intend to stick with you Sesshomaru and there's …Uh * blows raspberry *
Director: CUT!
Another try with the scene when Kohaku tries to kill Rin.
Note: I changed the lines.
Kohaku: I must succeed so master Naraku will be proud of me.
Rin: * sleeping but acting like she is unconscious *
Sesshomaru: * in complete shock * Are you insane? Well, you just signed your own death wish.
Rin: * wakes up and smacks Kohakus nose* Oh, I'm so sorry I didn't mean… * looks at Kohaku * Oh, its you well that's ok than.
Kohaku: Just say cut. Please I think she broke my nose.
Sesshomaru: * laughs *
Director: CUT!! Kohaku take a five-minute brake.
Chapter four: Yu Yu Hakusho outtakes
Hiei is having a dream about when he had his jagan eye put in and he just saw a vision of Yukina.
Hiei: Yukina!!!!!
Accidentally Hiei falls out of the tree.
Hiei: * Laughs uncontrollably * That was sort of fun but I don't want it to happen again.
Director: Cut! We will try this scene again another time.
Yusuke is about to fight the first member of the triad and now he is hanging from the ceiling by a whip.
Yusuke: Now I'm a giant Yusuke piñata who's hanging around.
Yusuke: * starts swinging and by accident hits the ceiling* Oh, man I screwed that up. D*** it. Erase, erase, erase. I don't want any outtakes.
Director: Cut!
Botan is flying over the strong hold that holds Yukina trying to locate three very strong demons.
A minefield explodes.
Botan: Holey sh**. Oh d*** it all. That explosion scared me so much I forgot my line. Well, next time I will know it was coming. So I will not messed up.
Director: Cut!!!
Chapter five: the last outtake
Hiei just rescued Yukina from Tarukanes grasp and Kuwabara and Yusuke defeated the Toguro brothers.
So Yukina asked Hiei a question.
Yukina: Have you ever gone to school?
Hiei: No, why?
Yukina: Well, how do you know so much about the Toguro brothers? I never learned about them when I was studying to become a human and demon protectress.
Hiei: Well that's cause you always ditched class. Am I right?
Yukina: At least I have set foot in a school you dumb bastard. F***. That was not my line. Erase, erase, erase. I don't want any outtakes. I don't want to remember this ten years from now.
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