Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Dead Bodies, Dead Baka Fan Girls, and Creepy Peeps ❯ Lots of chapters in one slice ( Chapter 1 )

Konnichiwa! My fics have sucked because my computer's a pain. I'm getting used to it. Bear with me. I'm really waiting to get better and have more people view and review my fics. This one is going to be a One Shot thriller/horror fic. I haven't written one of these before so again, bear with me. So here it goes. Oh wait, disclaimer time. I do not own anyone in here except myself, me, Kiku. The evil psycho that's obsessed with the Yuyu and Inu cuties.

Yusuke: I hate the snow. Why did you have to place this stupid fic in the winter? Spirit world is too far north and their winters are way too frickin' cold!

Kiku: Suck it up, you big baby!

Kurama: *Says nothing, stares at Kiku and Yusuke.*

Inuyasha: I hate this.

Gina: Hate what?

Inuyasha: Being forced into these freakshows with you morons.

Kiku: Inuyasha's a big fat imbecilic simpleton with dog-ears and girlie hair.

Inuyasha: *Bawls.*

Gina: Your script's a little skewed. Inuyasha doesn't cry.

Kiku: Do I look like I care?

Yusuke: Isn't this supposed to be horror?

Kiku: So?

Yusuke: Well what's happening now isn't horror! It's stupid!

Kiku: So?

Yusuke: So start the frickin' thing already!

Kiku: Alright already.

*Starts...*

Yusuke: What the f*ck is that!?

Kiku: Looks like a stick to me.

Yusuke: Not that. That! *Points at huge lump on the ground. It smells like rotting flesh and there were small parts of it scattered about five feet in every direction.*

Gina: Kiku...go touch it.

Kiku: Sh*t no!

Gina: Go touch it!

Kiku: NO!

Gina: *Shoves Kiku forward and she fell over onto the lump.*

Kiku: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yusuke: You've got one h*ll of an ear peircing scream.

Kiku: EEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! *Jumps up and runs to hide behind Touya.*

Touya: *Rubs her hand and comforts her.* It's dead. Don't worry about it.

Kiku: I think I'm gonna...gonna...

Touya: *Jumps away thinking she's gonna barf.*

Kiku: I...*faints.*

Gina: I knew that was comin'.

Kurama: *Examining lump.* It's a body. And it smells worse than Kazuma.

Inuyasha: *Dizzy from stench... also faints.*

Gina: Oh that's just beautiful! *Sarcasm.*

Kazuma: Well at least something in this universe smells worse than me. I was starting to think such a thing didn't exist.

Gina: It doesn't. He was exaggerating.

Kazuma: *Pouts.*

Kurama: I can't tell who it is.

Hiei: *Throws Katana at body. It wedges between its right shoulder blade and its spinal cord. The body cracks and falls apart.*

Gina: Now I'm gonna faint.

Yusuke: Don't you dare.

Gina: No, I'm not like that. I'm not girlie enough.

Kiku: *Wakes up, sees body...* AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Gina: *Slaps Kiku.* Get a hold of yourself, girl!

Kiku: Sorry, but that was really gross and you pushed me over on it. You're so cruel.

Gina: I know you're used to it, now get over it!

Kiku: -_- P*ss off...

Gina: No!

Kiku: *raspberries.*

Hiei: This body sh*t's boring me. Can we move on?

Kiku: We should wait until Inuyasha wakes up.

Gina: I'll carry him. *Picks up Inuyasha.*

Kiku: *"Accidentally" kicks Gina in the back of the knee and she falls over smashing Inuyasha's head into the ground. He wakes up.*

Gina: Oh sh*t! *Jumps up and runs away, leaving Inuyasha on the ground.*

Inuyasha: Get back here! *Chases.*

End Chapter!

Sayoonara!

Konichiwa! This is the second chapter but I don't like messing with the stupid puter and trying to upload more than one thing onto a single fic at different times. That's why it takes a while to get fics up. I type them all here on the word pad and then I upload the whole kitten caboodle at one time. Following me? Anyway, I do not own Yuyu Hakusho or Inuyasha. Got it? Okay.

At weird house in the mountainous regions of spirit world where the whole gang is talking about pointless crap.

Yusuke: In school uniform, gelling his hair. So do you think that body was the one Koenma was talking about? The one that all those people kept saying was stinking up the town but they couldn't find it?

Oops. You'll have to excuse the bolding things. It's the same as the star thingies but my computer's being a butt again I don't feel like messing with the Auto Correct settings right now.

Kiku: In black sweatshirt, blue jeans, and black tennis shoes. Duh! Use your puny grease monkey head, Yusuke.

Yusuke: I am not a grease monkey! Looks at hair greasy stuff in his hand. Oh…

Kiku: Very nice, yes,

Hiei: In usual clothes. I'm bored with this mission.

Kiku: We just started it, stupid.

Hiei: I'm not stupid.

Kiku: I know. Hey, I just realized, if I type a colon and then a "close parentheses" then my auto correct will change it to a smiley thing! See?

Hiei: You're an idiot.

Koenma: In usual clothes. And you people are slacking off.

Inuyasha: In usual clothes. Still dizzy from body stench. Eyoo! Dirty diaper stench! Gonna hurl! Pukes on Koenma.

Kiku: Eyoo!

Gina: In blue jeans, yellow sweater, and white tennis shoes. Kiku, we seriously need to get a maid in here.

Kiku: I have an idea. Man and Boo can be our maids.

Gina: Our brothers?

Kiku: Yeah.

Gina: Later.

Yusuke: Koenma, what do you want?

Koenma: I want your @$$es back on the job, NOW!

Kiku: Alright. We'll go in a minute. Don't get your diaper in a crinkle.

Yusuke: Snorts out a hysterical laugh.

Everyone else: Does the same.

Koenma: NOT FUNNY!!! GET BACK TO WORK!!!

Kiku: Cowers.

Gina: Grabs Kiku by the shirt collar and drags her out the door, followed by everyone else.

End Chapter!

Sayoonara!

Konnichiwa! Too tired…hands…hurt…can't put too much cursing or violence in here because my extremely irritating parents are home…don't own…Inuyasha…or…Yuyu…Hakusho…. By the way, from now on; instead of telling what everyone's wearing, I'm just going to tell you what the people that don't wear the same thing everyday are wearing. This is the same day as the last chapter and everyone is wearing the same clothes. Maybe just a few more layers.

Inuyasha: Now what?

Kiku: Well…we should go back to the body and look for clues.

Gina: I'm surprised to hear you say that, you were the one that fainted first, remember?

Kiku: Shut up, no one asked you.

Gina: That's not nice.

Later, back at body…

Kiku: Gasps… It's gone!

Gina: What the h*ll kind of crazy motherf*cker would steal a dead body?

Kiku: I don't think I wanna know.

Gina: That' just sick!

Kurama: Goes over and sniffs where body was laying. My foxy sense is tingling. It says there were two men, no…three, and they all carried the body north. Points north…

Yusuke: NO! Not more coldness!

Kiku: We'll sick diaper butt after you.

Yusuke: Alright…

At place where dudes took body…

Kiku: Is that what I think it is?

Gina: It looks like a big silo.

Kiku: That's what I thought.

Inuyasha: Passes out from stench of rotting corpses.

Kiku: There he goes again.

Yusuke: This place reeks worse than my mom's shit!

Kiku: Laughs… Yusuke, that's not nice.

Yusuke: And you're an idiot.

Kiku: Gives Yusuke death glare. â"¢ The auto correct feature in word comes in very handy, it can be used to put in smileys, copy right symbols, trade mark symbols, and it also fixes a lot of your stupid mistakes that waste two seconds of your time. You can also add words to it and it will correct those too. Mua ha ha! I am lazy so I leave Auto Correct on!

Yusuke: SHUT UP!!!

Kiku: NO!!! Takes out â"¢ taser.

Yusuke: No, not that again!

Kiku: Mua ha ha!

Gina: You just can't help but put funny stuff in serious, what're s'posed to be, gross and horrific fics.

Kiku: I know! I'm so confused!

Gina: We already knew that, now shut up!

Kiku: Bawls.

Touya: Don't be mean to her!

Kiku: Still bawling…

Touya: Come here. Hugs Kiku.

Gina: NO!

Touya: Freezes Gina. You guys go ahead and do what you gotta do in there. I'll stay out here with these two.

Yusuke: Right. They all go to open silo door. When they open it, tons and tons of bodies and decapitated heads and disembodied limbs come spilling out of it.

Kurama: Stands up covered in body parts, and screams like a woman.

End Chapter!

Sayoonara!

Konnichiwa! This is the third chapter of my first horror fic. Are you enjoying it? Are you grossed out by it? I don't care which. As long as you're still reading it. Also, please review. I don't like it when people read stuff and don't give you their opinions. It's stupid. I do not own Yuyu or Inu!

Kiku: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tall black figure with gleaming green-brown eyes: Fingers in ears humming as loudly as demonically possible.

Kiku: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tall black figure with gleaming green-brown eyes: SHUT UP!!! Grabs Kiku and flies away.

Kurama: My foxy sense is tingling.

Kurama fan girl: Yes, your foxy essence is very tingly.

Kurama: O_O

KFG: Tries to grab Kurama but Gina whacks her with a light fixture that fell off the ceiling.

Okay, that was not serious or scary, I'll try harder.

Kiku: At some weird remote location in the mountainous regions of Spirit World where she is in some stupid body suit in a stupid tank of really, almost uncomfortably, warm water.

TBFWGGBE: Is it warm enough?

Kiku: Says nothing…

TBFWGGBE: Would you like a cookie, Megami Hyakuhei?

Kiku: I'm sorry, did you just call me Goddess (of) All Evils?

TBFWGGBE: Says nothing, nods.

Kiku: Uh… you've got the wrong girl. Sorry… can I go now?

TBFWGGBE: No!

Kiku: Jumps.

TBWGGBE: I mean… you can't leave yet, Megami Hyakuhei.

Kiku: Well… then I just try and break out of here, right?

TBWGGBE: Whatever gave you that idea?

Kiku: Because you're smiling at me like you're nuts and YOU'VE GOT ME STRAPPED TO A MOTHERF*CKIN' WATER WHEEL!!!!! I've seen this, this was in Long Kiss Goodnight, which I don't own. The dude ties the spy to a water wheel and spins it to where she's stuck under the freezing cold water until she decides to talk. WHAT THE F*CK TO YOU WANT ME TO TALK ABOUT!?!?!?

TBWGGBE: First of all, I want you to stop calling me TBWGGE. I am not called tall black figure with gleaming green-brown eyes. Moves into light. It's… a very cute dude.

Kiku: I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else. Like, A D*MN CREATURE THAT WANTS ME DEAD OR SOMETHIN'!!!!! BUT NO, YOU TURN OUT TO BE SOME DERANGED CUTE DUDE THAT'S REALLY F*CKED UP AND YOU JUST WANT TO TORMENT ME WITH DREAMS OF BEING RESCUED BY SOME OTHER CUTIE OR AT LEAST RESCUING MYSELF OR SOMETHING!!!!! Starts bawling.

Gina: I… can't… huh… breath…

Yusuke: I can't hear you!

Kurama: Not even my foxy sense can save us now!

Gina: <What's happening!?>

Smarty pants Kiku: Pops up in the middle of the room with a freeze-screen where everyone is fine and can breath just right. What's actually happened here is that someone has created a vacuum in the far east wall of the living room. This vacuum apparently sucks up air, but not people.

Gina: All vacuums suck up air. Now why can't we f*ckin' breath!?

Kiku: Well it's pretty f*ckin' obvious!

Gina: Maybe for people with big f*ckin' brains!

Kiku: The vacuum is sucking up all the air, therefore, it is not there for you to breath. Also, you cannot hear each other because in order for you to hear one another, vibrations must travel to your cochleae where it would then be transmitted- Stops after seeing peoples' faces. Sound vibrations must have something to travel through because if they were trying to move through empty space, there would be nothing for them to vibrate and thus, they would not exist. Now, normally, sound would vibrations would travel through the air, but, since the vacuum is sucking up the air, there is no air for the sound vibrations to travel through and vibrate, therefore, you do not hear the vibrations.

All: O_O Why must you give long lectures that only exist to-

Kiku: Poofs away in attempt to avoid the question and in doing so, turns on the vacuum and the peeps start choking again.

Cutie dude with gleaming green-brown eyes: Don't call me that either. Just call me Gee.

Kiku: Gee?

Gee: G is my first initial.

Kiku: Oh. Okay, Gee.

Gee: Ohagi?

Kiku: I've never had it.

Gee: You've never had ohagi?

Kiku: Nope, never even had Japanese food. I've had Chinese food. Poppy seed gives you hernias.

Gee: I didn't need to know that.

This got not scary again. This is really not working.

Gina: How do we stop this thing!?

Kiku: Looks at watch. I have to go save the poor brainless bakas now. Bye. Makes the swirling vortex of Hyakuhei open up in front of her. Her ropes break and she jumps in.

Gee: Bye…

Kiku: Waits a few seconds in front of the door and stares at it. They oughtta be good and unconscious by now. Takes out ZMG 9mm and starts blowin' down the door. After that's done, the vacuum stops and the brainless peoples start breathing again. Kiku finds Kurama and Hiei with an oxygen tank. Well I'm glad someone has a brain.

Hiei: Two someones.

Kiku: Yeah.

Gina: I heard you call us brainless.

Kiku: Do I look like I care? Backhands Gina and she falls in the snow.

Gina: Snow… teeth chattering. So… cold.. snow…

Kiku: What is that?

Short little creepy midget that has no face and no visible features that distinguish whether it's male or a female: You. Points at Kiku. Megami Hyakuhei. You come with me. Now.

Kiku: No way, little midget dude. I'm busy.

Little midget dude: Very well, we shall do this the hard way. *Throws off cape revealing himself to be Garlic Junior (don't own him, thank god!).

All except Garlic Junior: OMG!

End Chapter!

Sayoonara!

Okay, there are so far, 22 pages on here and I think I should take a little break and just update this, even though I hate trying to upload stuff at any time. So… reviews please!