Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Demons and Humans ❯ Follow the fold ( Chapter 1 )

DISCLAIMER- I don't own Inuyasha or Yu Yu Hakusho I don't even own this computer don't sue I have no cash no property nothing but my RUBBER DUCKIE HA HA HA HA HA!!!! Come squeaky

(In a busy village music is heard)

Follow the fold and stray no more

Stray no more, stray no more

Put down the bottle and we'll say no more

Follow, follow the fold

Before you take another swallow

Follow the fold and stray no more

Stray no more, stray no more

If you're a sinner and you pray no more

Follow, follow the fold

Sango- Brothers and sisters resist the devil and he will flee from you. That is what the spirits tell us.

(Fluffy a.k.a. Sesshomaru, Naraku and Koga look on)

Sango- Hear me you gamblers (points to the three guys) with your cards, and your demon tournaments just around the corner is our village mission where you may seek refuge from this forest of malice. (The guys exit sheepishly and Kouga jumps off a cliff) HEY WHERE ARE YOU GOING YOU DUMB FUCKS I'M TRYING TO SAVE YOUR DAMN SOULS HERE!!!!!!!!!!

In a forest

Naraku- wonder how a fine bitch like that spends all of her time being good she should have sex for money yes it could be called prostitution but they need some one to look after them ah that person should be called a pimp.

Fluffy- she probably gets cash from robbing the mission

Naraku- yeah pimps and hoes

Fluffy- Have you heard a thing I just said

Naraku- Not a word hey it's Hiei

Hiei- Naraku, Fluffy did Inu-dumbass find a place for the game

Fluffy- Inu-dumb I mean Inuyasha is still looking

Hiei- Nods and leaves

Naraku- I sure hope Inu-

Kikyo- Have either of you seen Inuyasha

Naraku- Look Kikyo NOBODY WANTS TO GO TO HELL WITH YOU!!!!!!!

Inuyasha- Hello Fluffy, Naraku, Kikyo

Kikyo- Do you want to come to hell with me?

Inyasha- Umm a maybe some other time.

Kikyo- How about now?

Inuyasha-No.

Kikyo- How about now?

Inuyasha-No.

Kikyo- How about now?

Inuyasha-HELL NO BITCH!!

Kikyo- I'll be back tomorrow

Inuyasha-Oh no you won't!

Miroku- (enters the alley) Hey Inu I bet you that I could get any girl to come with me to feudal Bahamas

Inuyasha- How about 1,000 potatoes

Miroku- You're on!

Inuyasha- How about Sango?

Miroku- Double it and I'll get her to bear my child.

Inuyasha- You're on!

AND SO ENDS CHAPTER ONE

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