Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Hanyou Hotel ❯ Pool Party!! ( Chapter 5 )

Disclaimer:

Triss: Guess what??

Everyone: What??

Triss: I have purple nail polish!!!

Everyone: *sweatdrop*

Triss: Oh yeah, and Ciral and I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or Inu Yasha either. *Pouts*

Chapter 5: POOL PARTY!!

Narrator-dude-person: Everyone is in the lobby, wearing a bathing suit, even Sesshomaru!! O.O

Ciral: Uh…Kurama? I kinda have bad news…

Kurama: Well, what is it?

*Arctic_Fox, Sailor Dark, Midnitedreams, and kuramaluver walks in with their bathing suits on*

Kuramaluver and Sailor Dark: KURAMA!! *Glomp*

Ciral: I invited kuramaluver and Sailor Dark.

Kurama: @_@

*Arctic sees Touya and Jin*

Arctic: JIN!!

Jin: ARCTIC!!

Arctic: TOUYA!!

Touya: HEEELP!!

*Dream sees Hiei*

Dream: HI HIEI!!

Hiei: Oh no not her…

Triss: Ok come on people! Let's go to the pool!!

Kuwabara: I thought cats hate water. My Eiichi-chan hates to swim…

Triss: Well I'm unique! ^-^

Shippo: I wanna go in the pool!

Kagome: ok, Shippo, we'll go in the pool. *Looks at Inu Yasha and blushes*

Miroku: *gasp* I don't know how to swim!

Everyone: *looks at Miroku*

Ciral: Ok, I'll pick a name out of this hat. *Reaches into a hat full of pieces of paper that says Sango on each*

Ciral: And…*opens the piece of paper* oh my! It's Sango!

Sango: Kisama.

Miroku: Well, Lady Sango, I guess we'll be swimming together. *Lecherous grin*

Hiei: *blushes* Well, I kinda don't know how to swim either.

Triss: DON'T WORRY HIEI-CHAN!! I'LL TEACH YOU!!

Hiei: Never…Call Me That…Again.

Triss: *totally ignores Hiei* Come on Hiei-chan! Let's go! *Grabs Hiei's hand and pulls him towards the pool*

Hiei: Hn.

Ciral: *tries to flirt with Kurama but fails miserably* Hi Kurama. Wanna come and swim with me? In the pool? Together? The two of us? In the pool? Swimming, together…

Kurama: Um, sure?

Sailor Dark: Hey, why don't I come too?

Kuramaluver: *grabs Kurama's arm* I think I'll also come!

Ciral: *watches Sailor Dark and kuramaluver flirt with Kurama and pouts* I'm the one who asked him first!! *Pouts even more*

Rin: Sesshomaru-sama?

Sesshomaru: Yes Rin?

Rin: Will Sesshomaru-sama play with Rin?

Sesshomaru: Fine.

Triss and Ciral: AWWW!! How cute!

Sesshomaru: Go away.

Arctic: My sugar senses are tingling…

Triss: Oh by the way, we have ice cream!

Arctic: ICE CREAM!!

Hiei: SWEET SNOW!!

*Security Gates close down on the ice cream/sweet snow*

Everyone: NOOOOO!!

Triss: Wait…

Ciral: …you have to swim first!

Triss: It's a pool party…

Ciral: …not an ice cream party!

Triss and Ciral: *Both cross arms* Uh huh!

Botan: Ok! Then let's swim!

Sailor Dark: Hey Sesshomaru, wanna swim with me?

Sesshomaru: Not real-

Sailor Dark: Ok then! Let's go!

Ciral: Hey Kurama! Wanna swim with me? *Grabs Kurama's hand*

Kuramaluver: No, wait Kurama! Don't you wanna swim with me instead? *Grabs Kurama's other hand*

On the other side of the pool…

Sango: Quit staring at my chest, Houshi-sama and get into the pool!

Miroku: No I'll drown!

Sango: Houshi-sama, it's only three feet deep!

Miroku: No way!

Sango: Stop acting like a little kid and get into the pool!

Narrator-dude-person: Meanwhile, kuramaluver and Ciral are having a tug of war over Kurama.

Ciral: HEY! I thought I fired you! *Whips out shoujo mallet and chases after him*

Kuramaluver: Yes! He's mine!

Kurama: Oh help me…

Triss: Ok Hiei blow bubbles like this! *Blows bubbles in the pool*

Hiei: Hn. It's stupid.

Triss: No it isn't!

Hiei: Yes it is.

Triss: No it isn't!

Hiei: Yes it is.

Triss: Ok I have to get reinforcements. Oh Dream!

Dream: Yeeesss?

Triss: Hiei's being difficult. Wanna help me teach him?

Dream: Sure!

Yusuke: I know how to teach Hiei how to swim! *Throws Hiei into the deep end*

Hiei: *swims to the side of the pool* Yusuke no baka! Are you trying to kill me??

Yusuke: No. I'm trying to teach you how to swim. Hey, it worked, didn't it?

Hiei: Grrrrr… Fists of the Mortal Flame!!

Meanwhile…

Jin: Tornado Fist!! *Water splashes all over the room*

Ciral: Silver Arrow!! *More water splashes everywhere*

Triss: No splashing especially with your powers!

Back to Sango and Miroku…

Miroku: Fine. I'll go into the pool but if I drown it's your fault!

Sango: You're not going to drown! Now you better behave yourself or you're going to learn to swim like Hiei did!

Miroku: Yes Lady Sango.

Sango: Now I'll teach you how to float on your back.

Miroku: How?

Sango: Like this. *floats on her back*

Miroku: *tries to float but ends up falling instead* AAH! I'M DROWNING!

Sango: You're not drowning Houshi-sama. Now stand up!

Miroku: Oh.

Sango: Here, I'll help you. *Helps Miroku how to float* Try to float ontop of the water. Breathe deeply. Think pleasant thoughts.

Miroku: *looks at Sango and their eyes meet*

*Miroku and Sango both blush and looks away*

*Fangirls creeps up behind Sango and Miroku*

Arctic: KAWAII!!

Triss: Oh my gosh…

Ciral: …that's so sweet!

Kuramaluver: Awww…

Miroku and Sango: *stare*

Sailor Dark: Oh don't mind us!

Dream: We'll just be going now…

Ciral: As you were!

Triss: Bye! ^-^

*Fangirls leave*

Triss: And now to our Commercial Break!

Triss: *bounce* Guess *bounce* what *bounce* everyone *bounce*?

Ciral: *bounce* The *bounce* Third *bounce* Volume *bounce* of *bounce* Yu Yu Hakusho *bounce* is *bounce* coming *bounce* out *bounce*

Triss and Ciral: THIS MONTH!! *Bounces off the stage* *CRASH!*

Triss: Whoops. Heheheheh ^-^

Triss: Ok commercial's done!

Ciral: That was short…oh well! *splashes water at Kurama*

Kurama: *splashes Ciral back with more water* *chuckles*

Triss: *Blows whistle* HEY!! NO SPLASHING!

Inu Yasha: Oww My Ears!

Ciral: *splashes at Kurama*

Triss: *Blows whistle harder* HEY!! I SAID NO SPLASHING!!

Inu Yasha: @_@

Ciral: Ok everyone! Time to eat Ice Cream!!

Arctic: ICE CREAM!! *Zips out of the pool in a split second*

Hiei: SWEET SNOW! SWEET SNOW! SWEET SNOW! *zips to the ice cream table *

Sailor Dark: *sits down next to Sesshomaru* Oh Kurama! You can sit on my left!

Kuramaluver: *grabs Kurama's hand and pulls him over to Sailor Dark* Yeah and I can sit on your other side!

Ciral: *walks over to where Kuramaluver is and starts arguing with her *

Kurama: *groans*

Triss: *whispers to Dream* Dream, go get Arctic and meet me over there… *points to "over there"*

Dream: ok *runs off to tell Arctic*

Kuwabara: Hey Urameshi, I wonder where those girls went…

"Those girls": *sneaks up behind Kuwabara and chain 4 metal balls to his wrists and ankles* (A/N: Muahahaha…um gomen!)

Triss: Arctic, will you do the honors?

Arctic: Why certainly. *Push Kuwabara into the deep end*

Kuwabara: HELP! *Glub glub*

Hiei: *bounce* *bounce* *bounce* HI TRISS!!

Triss: *starts bouncing* HI HIEI! HI DREAM!

Dream: *starts bouncing* HI TRISS! HI HIEI!

Hiei: *bouncing off* HI DREAM!

Jin: WHEEEE! *Flies off to wreak havoc*

Touya: *bounce* *bounce* *bounce* Wait for me Jin!!

Arctic: *bounces after Touya* I'm coming too!

Finally, all of the ice ream is gone, except for one bowl…

Inu Yasha: It's mine!

Shippo: No, Mine!

Inu Yasha: *hits Shippo on the head*

Shippo: Wah! Kagome! Inu Yasha hit me!

Kagome: Sit boy.

Hiei: Haha! It's mine! *Flits away*

Inu Yasha: *bounds after him*

For a while all you can see is two blurs moving about the room.

Ciral: Alright, I'm sick of this! *Presses recorder button*

Kagome: *on the recorder tape* Sit boy!

Inu Yasha: *falls to the ground and hits the draining of the pool button*

The pool slowly starts to drain.

Hiei: Muahahaha!! It's mine!! *Eats it in one gulp*

Inu Yasha: Dammit! Why did you do that you bitch?

Ciral: *presses the button again* Sit Boy!

Inu Yasha: Dammit!

Hiei: *sticks his tongue out at Inu Yasha* Nyah Nyah!

*Pool finishes draining*

Triss: Well, I guess the party's over. *Looks at Kuwabara's unconscious body* I guess we can help him later.

Triss and Ciral: Bye!

*Yu Yu Hakusho music plays*

Koenma: Next time on Hanyou Hotel…wait, what?? o.O *Yu Yu Hakusho music stops*

Triss: Oh to the Makai with you, we're going Ice Skating, okay!?!

Ciral: Please review peoples!!