Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Kit, the Forgotten Part of Youko's Past ❯ Chapter 13
Disclaimer: okay people, I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho, any Inuyasha character that is mentioned and the Shikon no Tama, just Kit. Please, read and review. Gomen, but some characters may appear ooc in this chapter. Just go along with it.
Chapter Ten: Dinner with Dimwits Equals Disaster
As dusk approached, Kit, Youko and Kuronue was making some last few adjustments before Inuyasha and his company arrives. "That mutt better not bring to many people, if he does, I swear I'll kill them all!" Youko growled at the thought of Inuyasha with his human companions.
Right after he spoke his `threat', Inuyasha, along with Kagome, Shippo, Miroku, Sango and Kilala arrived. "We're here, happy?!?" Inuyasha glared at Youko, yet soften his glare once he laid eyes on his sister. "Kit." Inuyasha breathed out in a sigh, relieved that his sister was not harmed. She's the only sibling I have that doesn't hate me and tries to kill me. Speaking of Sesshoumaru, where is that bastard? He usually shows up when I'm calm and ruins the good mood and moment. I just hope that he and Kit never meet.
Unbeknownst to the group, three demons cautiously watch from the shadow; Kouga in the waterfall, Sesshoumaru from behind some rocks and Naraku from in the tree. "Hmm. So Kit is her name. Maybe I should make my presence known and meet her. Hn." Sesshoumaru softly speaks to himself, planning on ruining the dinner. (A/N: haha Inuyasha was right.)
While half way through the dinner, neither Youko nor Inuyasha spoke once, to each other or to anyone else, until, "So Kit, how strong are you? I mean, what kind of attacks do you do?" Inuyasha spoke out of curiosity. "Hmm. I think I strong, but not to strong. And for the attacks, there's dragon of the celestial sky, spirit blast, and shadow slash. Well, those are my main attacks, I have plenty, but those are my most powerful ones." (A/N: I made up those attacks, they belong to me, they're not real. I think you get it.)
Upset by her total willingness to reveal her strongest attacks, Youko screamed from the top of his lungs. "Kit! Why did you tell that baka inu your strongest attacks! I mean, how do you know we can trust him!"
"Because I'm her brother! I would never betray the only sibling I have that doesn't try to kill me! Besides, how do we know that we can trust you! Baka kitsune! No offence Kit." Inuyasha yelled in retaliation. "None taken, Youko can be kinda stupid at times. This is just one of those times. Please do ignore him." Kit commented and suggested to the group, while Kuronue nods in agreement.
"Baka kitsune! I'll show you a baka kitsune! Rose whiplash!" Youko yelled while jumping away from the table and attacking Inuyasha.
"Feh, that's pathetic. Iron reaver soul stealer!" Inuyasha attacked back, but never got to finish due to an uninvited guest appearing. "Inuyasha, you're pathetic. You always attack without thinking, whether the demon is weaker or stronger than you, you attack head on. You bring shame to all the dog demons. And even to your hanyou race." Sesshoumaru says as he steps from behind the rocks conveniently located a few meters away from the table. (A/N: they were big rocks, so he didn't need to crouch down. I mean, these rocks were like 15 feet tall or so.) "Hmm. So you are Inuyasha's half sister from his mother's side. I must say, your power is amazing for a hanyou. It may even rival mine." Sesshoumaru casually walks over to Kit and began to examine her from head to toe.
"Grrrrr. Stop staring at me!" Kit yelled as she clawed at Sesshoumaru. But, the only damage that was done was to the table, the food, and Kuronue's pendant. "Dammit Kit! Now I have to steal another chain for my pendant!" Kuronue yelled and he stepped away from the table, scythe in hand. "Hn. You must be related from that baka inu, for you strike without warning at anything without thinking. You hanyous are simply idiotic, you and those pathetic kitsunes." He smirked at Kit's rising anger.
No sooner, everyone began to lash out and fight; Inuyasha with Youko, Kit and Shippo with Sesshoumaru, Kuronue with Kit, Sango with Miroku (a/n: for obvious reasons *cough*groping*cough*) and Kagome with Inuyasha. All that could be heard was; "sit!" "Gah!" "Fools" "grrrrr." Slap! and "you owe me a new chain dammit!"
From the shadows, both Kouga and Naraku sweat dropped and had faces similar to: O.O and >-<. (A.N: d'oh!)
Notes to self: never piss off Kit, don't grope Sango, never give a kitsune a whip, don't mess with batboy's necklace and never leave food alone with Kilala. Kouga thought to himself as he witness the strangest fights ever. And when Sesshoumaru was kicked in his manhood, Kouga's face scrunched up.
~~~~a few minutes later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The whole waterfall site was completely destroyed, the rocks we smashed to pieces, the tree chopped up and the whole site looked like a deathtrap. Inuyasha was hung upside down from the vines, Youko was hidden in the crumbled rocks, Sesshoumaru was sprawled on the ground, Kit was under some chopped up trees, Miroku was beaten into the ground, Shippo was also beaten into the ground, Kagome and Sango were thrown into the water and Kilala was happily eating the cooked food.
O…k. I'll just be on my way. Naraku thought as he left. But for Kouga, he was caught up in the fight and was blasted away somewhere. These people are crazier than I thought. I expected this from Inuyasha, but I expected more from Sesshoumaru. I'm leaving while I can. I don't want to be kicked by Kit like Sesshoumaru was. And with that, Naraku disappeared within the shadows.
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TLS: ok, that was weird. I guess Kit was right. Well I learned something form that, dimwits+dinner=disaster. Read and review please. Until next time, ja ne!