Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Of A Miko And An Exterminator ❯ Rest and Relaxation ( Chapter 5 )

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Disclamer: ME NO OWN!!!

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Chapter Five: Rest and Relaxation

Yusuke grumbled as he paced back and forth.

After seeing the two strange girls the group had headed back to Kurama's house for lunch before ultimately deciding to consult Koenma on this odd turn of events. Koenma only said that they had to watch over them for a while, not discover exactly what they were. However, the toddler tended to want things that he didn't ask for. That was how they ended up in his office waiting for Koenma to return from the bathroom.

"How can anyone spend so long in a fucking bathroom??" Yusuke's loud exclamation startled the other three out of their quiet musings.

Kurama stood against a wall looking down at the floor. Before Yusuke's comment he had been pondering the two mysteries. He was determined to solve them both, as was the fox.

~And that `Kagome' is quite beautiful~

Kurama rolled his eyes at that comment. Next Youko would mention how strong she was, the perfect canidate for a mate.

~Got that right. I know that you checked out her ass. And she's got a good rack too…~

--Absolutely NO MATING YOUKO!!-

~One-night fling?~

--NO!-

~Three-night fling?~

At this point Kurama just stopped listening to Youko. Who knew Youkai were so hormonal? He glanced at the fire apparition standing next to him silently wondering on how the little demon appeared to have no hormones what so ever.

Hiei just stared into space, one hand resting on his sword. His mind also was on the two girls, but he was thinking about how strong they must be to vanish with no portal, no incantation, nothing. Could they even be stronger then himself? Furious at the treacherous thought, Hiei quickly shook it out of his mind. Why was he thinking about the two wenches anyway? Even if they were so desirable…

Kuwabara, lastly, sat in a comfy chair. His mind was occupied mainly with thoughts of Yukina, how to make his sword stronger, Yukina, beating up Yusuke, Yukina, beating up Hiei, and Yukina.

Finally they heard a gigantic toilet flush, and the door opened as the young ruler of the spirit world walked into the room.

~*~*~ Kag and San ~*~*~

Kagome sat on her bed, her hands absently running over her chest. The slight burn was still there from where the bastard had branded `mine' to her chest. Thinking about it she could feel the thousands of needles poking into her skin, the torure coming again and again.

"NO!!" She bolted up in her bed, ferociously slapping the thoughts out of her head.

She sighed. Being around everything was just WAY too stressful. Maybe a vacation was in order. Now just for preperations…

The door to her room burst open.

"Okaasan!!!" A wailing kit threw himself in Kagome's arms, sobbing wildly.

"There there, Shippou. How was your class trip with Souta? I hope he was nice to you…" Her words ended in a growl. Shippou looked up and smiled.

"Okaasan, you wouldn't believe it! The trucks were all big, and there was this red one that went WARRNNNGGG WARRNNNNGGG (If you can't tell this is a fire truck with a siren)…." He continued to tell her all about his travels around Tokyo. Shippou, having moved into Souta's grade, went on their class trip to Tokyo. The trip lasted for a week with lots of site seeing. Kagome felt jealous. They were just so free!! Up and about….

But having Shippou here made it harder to leave. No matter, she could leave after he went to bed tonight.

Yes. Tonight.

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"Hmmm…"

The group told Koenma everthing- how the girls looked, acted… everything. Koenma sat back in his chair with an apprehensive look on his face. From the way they acted, they must be scared of something, but what? Not him, definitely. Hmm… a mystery indeed.

"I will research this. In the meantime, keep an eye on them. Gain their trust. Do whatever needed to gain this trust." Koenma said after a while.

"Then can I bring Keiko? She's furious that I didn't bring her too…" Yusuke whined, nursing an invisible hand print on his cheek while thinking about how she had slapped him.

"Yukina too! I want my Yukina!" Kuwabara added, instantly becoming dreamy eyed with stars in his eyes.

"Very well. I will have both Keiko and Yukina transferred to Shikon High. Also, I will send Botan along to keep an eye on things. Now get going you guys!"

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Bonus Scene!!!!!

Inuyasha kicked a lump of sludge.

He had gone to hell with Kikyo. They built a small house in what they deemed `Inuyasha's firepit'. They picked that area because it seemed the coolest, and the flames did not ravage as much.

He missed Kagome.

He missed Sango

Hell, he even missed Miroku.

Now he had a dead bitch.

He groaned. After coming to hell, he realized how Kikyo really was. Grimacing he saw Kikyo run towards him.

"Inu!" She launched herself at him.

To fall into a pit of fire.

"AAAHHH!! INU SAVE ME!!!!!" She screamed although the fire went through her body not affecting her at all.

When Inuyasha did not help her, Kikyo climbed out.

To be bitten by a poisonous snake.

To bad she was already dead.

Inuyasha started to walk away towards the house that he built. Not they, him. Not to mention he had to rebuild it a total of fourty three times even though they have only lived here 25 days.

"WAIT MY LOVE!! INU!!!" Kikyo ran towards Inuyasha.

Tripping on a log and tumbling headfirst into their hut, sending the hut to the ground in pieces.

Inuyasha groaned. This would be a long day.

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A.N.

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Kuwabara/Yukina: 8

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