Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ of flames, angels and...KITTIES!!! ❯ Hiei's worst nightmare ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer- *stares blankly* dose it look like I own anything…no? That's what I thought…Definitely don't own any songs from ICP eminem or simple plan or any other pplz

Notes:

Charat- HI HI!!!! This my story DON'T RUN AWAY!!!!!! Its not bad…I think

Chay- Me is here to say I own the following ppl...and u need to ask permission to use them.

Charat: she has red/gold eyes and semi red hair with black streaks

Chay: Charat's daughter she has black hair and red eyes

Pyro: Hiei's twin sister (need I say more?)

Hinote: Black Kitsune red/black hair red/purple eyes ability to create magic fire

That's all for this chapter!

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*Koenma's office*

Everyone was waiting outside Koenma's office again…Kuwabara and Yusuke where having a staring contest, Kurama was simply watching…and Hiei was listening to a CD…. (A/N: my god…that's like um, like um…like…ummmmmm) Botan walked in at the perfect time to see Yusuke win the staring contest, Kurama laugh at Kuabaka, and Hiei…well Hiei still listen to his CD. "Boys" she called, " you can come in now…" every one went in and stared at the toddler… "Wow not even a word" Botan said cheerily. Koenma stared expectantly at them until Yusuke broke the silence, "get used to it?" Hiei was barely listening but still answered to this, "of course he's used to it… you do it often enough…" he spoke as if he couldn't hear himself. "I have a new mission for you" again Hiei answered, " Of course you do toddler why else would we be here…not like you called us here to say hi…" everyone stared at Hiei "well, that sounds like something I'd expect from Yusuke…" Botan said staring at Hiei "What wrong with him today…" Kuwabaka (A/N: yes I call him that on purpose) thought out loud (A/N: whoa…he thought!!) "Nothings wrong…and if there is, figure it out later I don't want to waste my time here" Hiei turned off his CD player and stared at Koenma. "Yes…well there are two parts to this mission…first, you must find a few people…their names are, Pyro, Charat, and Chay." three pictures (really 7 I'll tell you why later though) showed up on the screen. Hiei's eyes widened when he saw the pictures, he obviously knew these three. "Yo, this one looks like shorty's long lost twin!" said (guess who!) Kuabaka. "Yes, well that's exactly what she is…" Hiei started muttering something like, "introduce the rest of my f****** family why don't ya…" Koenma, hearing this answered in a simple, "ok" Hiei eyes widened again and quickly cut him off before he could introduce his wife (not exactly wife but close enough) "Pyro was last seen near Tokyo tower" Koenma said (A/N: I don't know many names of places in Tokyo, so bare with me here…) "and Charat and Chay live in downtown Tokyo, they won't be hard to spot…"

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*Yusuke's house*

Kurama and Yusuke where talking and Kuabaka and Hiei where staring at each other, Hiei was listening to music again. "What the hell are you listening to shorty!?!" Kuabaka grabbed Hiei's CD player and listened to a few lines of it:

"Mass murder makes me happy

Dead bodies make me happy

Say what you will of me…

But I'll---"

That's all he heard before Hiei snatched it back. "Can we just find my sister and get this over with?" Hiei asked.

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*Tokyo tower*

"Why are we even here? The toddler's predictions are always wrong…" Yusuke said. "But Hiei's usually write, besides it is his twin sister…" Kurama stated, Hiei looked like he wanted to kill just about every one. `Gods…' Hiei thought, `I wish Pyro would stop following me…' "Yo! Hiei cummon!" Yusuke yelled, they were pretty far ahead of him now, then Pyro came in (A/N <Pyro> >Hiei< ^Kurama^) <konichiwa Onnisan> (A/N me knows its spelled wrong it means older brother, I think if not tell me…) Pyro said. Pyro appeared in front of every one, "you where looking for me?" she said in a bored tone. "Whoa where'd you come from?" Kuabara asked, (I'll quit calling him that now) obviously surprised. Pyro walked over to Kuabara and asked him what the square route of 25 was and all he did was stare. "Uhhhhh…56?"

"4?"

"Oh! Oh! I know this one!!! 42!!!"

"8?"

"69"

"2?"

"100!"

"Hiei was right, you are the stupidest person anyone could meet…" Pyro said. "Well, you two got off to a good start…" Kurama said to Pyro, "not really…I hated him before I even met him…" Suddenly Pyro pulled out a CD player. "Next we find Charat and Chay" Kurama said, Hiei cringed at that statement.

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*Downtown Tokyo with Charat and Chay*

Charat yawned, she had just woken up from her cat nap, "*yawn* Chay! Wake up…*stretch*" Chay got up and blinked her eyes, "Kids can't get any sleep…" Charat laughed, "ha ha ha your not a kid you were born 900 (meow)" (can you tell what she is yet?) Charat licked her paw-like hand. "Mom?" Chay started, "where's my dad? Do I even have one?" she finished hoping that this time shed get an actual answer other than "hn" or " shirimasen." (I dunno)

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*Downtown Tokyo with the YYH gang*

Hiei sat in a tree, "I don't see why we need these other two… especially Charat…" "Do you know this girl Hiei?" Kurama asked, Hiei fell out of his tree, "NO!" Everyone stared at Hiei, he caused someone else to stare at him…who looked like she was twirling a…fireball?!? Pyro seemed bored that this was the only thing interesting all day…and she was still bored, "wow… look everyone…she twirls fire…" she started…still bored with everything. "yeah… lets all stare at her for no reason…" Hiei finished. "um…" said the girl "meeting people is so awkward…I'll try again later! bye!" she then ran…Pyro and Hiei easily caught her…obviously. The girl was shocked that two people could be so fast, "oh well this sucks…I suppose you want to know why I---" at that point the ears under her hat twitched and her hat fell off, "ahh! My hat! Where did it go?!?" she looked around holding her head the whole time. Hiei had picked it up

And was staring at her like she was one of those ditsy air headed girls he sees almost every day. She looked up at him and saw he hat her hat, "GIMMI IT!NOW!" was her response, he did absolutely nothing. She grabbed her hat, but he wouldn't let go, "Let go you F****** shrimpy little…little…GIVE IT!" at this point Yusuke and Kurama had caught up. They watched in amusement as the girl tried almost every thing to get her hat back…she forgot everyone could see her ears. Eventually she got so frustrated she set his hand on fire, ended up torching her own hat and doing absolutely no damage to him.

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*eventually*

The girl who's name they found out was Hinote was sitting cross-legged with her arms folded having a staring contest with…Hiei…(a/n who'd actually try that? I mean, you wont win!) she won! (a/n…never mind) " *blink* well… they seem to be getting along…" Botan said as she popped out of nowhere (again).

"Ahh!!! what the hell?!?! where'd you come from!?!" Hinote screamed. Everyone was staring at her, "oh…oops! I'm Botan its nice to meet you!!!" Botan said as cheery as ever. `seems nice…' Hinote thought. At that point she remembered people could see the fox ears on her head, " You wouldn't happen to have a hat would you? somebody made me torch mine *glaring at Hiei*" Botan was lost. "Aww they love each other…" said Pyro from a tree. "Huh? um…what's going on???". Hiei, who was now staring at his sister answered her, "don't you ever know what's going on?" Hinote hit Hiei over the head with Botan's oar, "shut up!" She yelled, "When don't you insult people!?!…By the way…how do you get your hair like that???" Hiei was holding his head and everyone was laughing. Hiei growled at Hinote. "ha ha ha!! Hiei… I didn't think I'd ever see the day you got hit in the head with…anything really…ha ha ha!!!" Yusuke was laughing. "just like you never thought you'd die by a car…?" Yusuke stopped laughing, grabbed Botans oar and hit Hiei on the head, "yes! ha ha ha!"

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*Downtown Tokyo* (a/n I kno I kno…but…ther back to looking fer the other two)

Hiei was listening to his CD again. Yusuke was walking around obviously looking for Charat and Chay. Then they herd a `boom' type noise, "Ha ha ha!!! Your it!!!!!! (meow)" came the voice of, you guessed it Charat. "You said you wouldn't do that anymore Ha ha-ue" Chay's voice came, "Well…I lied!!!" they came tumbling out a hole in the side of their house. "Ha ha-ue there are people staring at us…" Chay said flatly, "so when aren't there???" asked Charat in a relaxed tone. Yusuke walked up to Chay and Charat followed by the rest of the gang minus Hiei and Hinote. Hiei because he knew how she would react to him…scary…and Hinote because she was staring at Hiei, trying to think of a way to prank Hiei or embarrass him at least. `he seems to hate this "Charat" girl…hmm' she thought.

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-_- yes I kno im not good with ending chapters…I don't kno any pairs so…vote…I guess.

Im gonna run out of ideas unless you help me so….*sigh* talking is hard.

Gomen nasi for writing short chapters…ther short to me any way…*blinks* well? Wut r u waiting for??? REVIEW!!!