Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Part Time Jobs ❯ The Play ( Chapter 2 )

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The Play

~Kurama's POV~

Someone tell me this isn't true. The title of the play is Youko Kurama: The Great
Bandit's Love Life. I never had a love life! What is this all about? I am to play the part of Youko,
which is stranger than beyond belief. I was Youko, and still a part of me is.
I glanced at Kuwabara. He got the part of being a gruesome lesser demon, who is in a
human body. Who is to later kidnap my 'love' by the orders of his Master.
"I am not taking orders from Urameshi!" exclaimed Kuwabara, after glancing at Yusuke's
script. Yusuke must have the part as my worst enemy, leader of a clan of demons.
"Everything suits me fine." stated Hiei. "But the part about me giving up the will to take
over the world for a human, and her no less is out of the question." growled Hiei.
"Neither do I want to have a relationship with you!" retorted Sango angrily. So, Hiei got
the part as the evil demon who wants to take over the world, who later falls in love with my
supposed loves servant. Then we are suppose to team up to save them both from Yusuke's evil
clutches.
"Don't you think this is over doing it!" asked Sango angrily. I checked the script again,
they're more characters, then there are us.
"We don't have enough people." I voiced.
"I already asked other people, and they agreed, they should be here in a minute." That was
when the door open, and guess who? In came Kagome's three friends, Hojo, Kagura, and three
old people.
We waited as they did their introduction, and the director passed out the scripts. I prayed
to everything I knew that Kagura didn't have the part as my 'love'. I'd gag. Everyone read their
scripts over, and Hojo voiced the question I wanted to ask.
"Who has what parts? I think we should at least know that."
"Yes, yes." stated the director happily. "Shuichi got the part as Youko Kurama." My
friends turned to me with worried glances, while Kagura squealed. Please, not her. "Yusuke, got
the part as the evil demon who kidnaps the love of Shuichi and Hiei." Yusuke smirked evilly.
"Kuwabara plays as Yusuke's faithful demon servant. Hiei is the evil demon who wants
to take over the world, who's ice cold heart is later melted by Sango. Sango is a servant to the
rich human family. Kagura is the elder sister of that family, who falls in love with Shuichi, and
tries to seduce him."
"Hojo is from another rich family, who is to marry the second daughter. Ayame, Ally, and
Amy (Kagome's three friends) will play as the demoness who are in love with Shuichi. And last
of all, Kagome gets the part as the second daughter, who Shuichi is to fall in love with." I don't
know why, but a wave of relief sweep over me.

~Kagome's POV~

It seems like most of us aren't happy with the arrangements, especially Kagura. Sango
and Hiei are totally mismatched. I placed a hand on Sango's shoulder and stated telepathically.
"Clam down, don't blow our cover." Then we acted as if nothing happened, and went into the
dressing room.

~Yusuke's POV~

I ran up to Kurama and tapped him. "Did these things really happen?" I asked. Kuwabara
and Hiei turned to listen.
"Of course not. I never fell in love, and everything is wrong except the part that I am a
thief." stated Kurama.
"This will be a good experience for you, and especially Hiei." I stated, smiling evilly.
"Hn."

~Author's POV~

[Kurama raids a town with his men.] Kurama runs across the stage, feeling really stupid.
"More enthusiastic!" called the director. This went on until it finally got to what the director
wanted. [Kurama and his men celebrates. While Kagome is picking flowers not far away.]
Kagome is picking the flowers when she screamed. "A bug!"
"That's not part of the script." stated the director.
"Neither is the bug!" retorted Kagome. Sango slapped her face. So they tried again.
[Kurama hears singing, and goes to check it out] "I don't sing!" screamed Kagome. The director
motioned for a singer to do it for Kagome.
"What are you doing here?" asked Kurama is a commanding tone, interrupting Kagome's
song.
[Kagome smiles and hands him the flowers.] Kagome was going to hand Kurama the
flower when she tripped, and landed on top of Kurama. "Cut! Cut!" cried the director. "Let's try
it again."
"Don't you know I'm a demon?" asked Kurama.
"Of course, why else would you have a tail and fury eyes?" asked Kagome with a smile.
"Whoops, I meant ears." Sango rummaged through her bag, and handed Kagome a pair of
glasses. Kagome glared at her, and tossed the glasses away. So there they go again, doing it over.
Kurama gets intrigued on the fact that Kagome isn't scared, and treats him in a friendly
manner.
[next scene. Hiei is plotting with his men to take over the world.] "We will attack here."
stated Hiei in a bored tone. "More evilness! Act excited!" The whole Hiei and his men plotting
took half an hour, because Hiei wouldn't cooperate.
[Kurama offers to take Kagome home.] "I'll take you home, there are many demons out
there that would harm you." offered Kurama. After Kurama drops Kagome safely at home he
leaves, but is spotted by Kagome's older sister Kagura. Who immediately fell in love.
[Kurama continually comes back to meet Kagome. Then he meets Kagura.] "Kagome,
there's someone here." Kagura walks out, shaking and nervous. "Your suppose to be shaking!"
stated the director. Kagura started shaking like crazy. "No, no!" cried the director. Up to this
point, it had already been seven hours.
[Hojo proposes. Kagome's parents agree.] Hojo knelt on the ground and asked. "Will you
marry me?"
"Cut, cut! This is during the ancient times, and they didn't propose like that!" screamed
the director.
[On the day of the wedding, Kurama appears.] "Kagome, you are not marrying him."
snarled Kurama. They had to practice this part for ten times.
"Ah!" screamed Kagome's parents. "Take her, but don't harm us!"
"Some parents you are." muttered Kagome.
"Cut, cut! That's not part of the script! Your suppose to leave happily with Kurama."
stated the director.
"And in the real story of Youko Kurama, he did not fall in love, neither did he steal a
bride, who is getting married" retorted Kurama.
"Let's stop for today!" suggested the director. "It is getting dark. Your hotels are ready."

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~Kagome's POV~

"That was hell!" shouted Kagome after she closed the door.
"What about me? I have to fall in love with that, that..." yelled Sango. That was the worst
experience I ever had. We had to redo each scene at least ten times.

~Kurama's POV~

That was weird. This is totally the opposite of what I did. Humans never get things done
correctly. "So, how was it?" asked Yusuke. "What did it feel like to talk to Kagome like that?"
"Really embarrassing." I replied.
"Well, things are going to get worst." stated Yusuke. "I read ahead in the script, and there
is to be hugging, love talk, kissing, and even getting into the same bed in store for you two."
"Your kidding right?" I asked, as I closed my eyes. Yusuke shook his head.
"That goes for Hiei and Sango too, but not as much as you and Kagome."
Hiei growled and looked out the window. Kuwabara was still angry over the
arrangements. "I am not taking orders from Urameshi." This will probably one of the hardest
missions we'll ever be on. I didn't know I could blush this much until today. But I wasn't the
only one blushing like crazy. Koenma owes us a big one.

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