Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Part Time Jobs ❯ Wedding ( Chapter 24 )

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Wedding

"Sesshoumaru!" yelled Inuyasha. "What are you doing here?!" Sesshoumaru didn't reply,
as a black hole appeared and Sesshoumaru jumped in.
"I'm going to follow that bastard!" claimed Inuyasha, as he leaped into the hole.
"Wait....Inuyasha." called Miroku, but it was too late. The portal was closing, so Shippo
and Miroku quickly leaped in. Shippo shut his eyes tightly in fear, as the wind rushed out of his
lungs.

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"Can't believe it's going to be my wedding today!" cried Kagome happily.
"Yay." stated Sango as she sniffed. "I'm getting married." in a deadpan voice.
"Oh, lighten up, will you?" asked Kagome.
"Well, your marrying someone you want to marry, but I'm not!" yelled Sango.
"Are you sure? You don't sound angry." teased Kagome. "But you do sound excited!"
"Ha, in your dreams." argued Sango.
"Who cares, come on! The wedding ceremony has already began! There can't be a
wedding if there isn't a bride!" called Kagome, as she half dragged Sango out.
"There are enough brides!" yelled Sango. "There's you, Krystal, Emily, Kikyou, and
Megan! You don't need me as a bride!"
"Yea, but there's six grooms, so we'll need six brides!" exclaimed an annoyed Kagome.
"Can't you just marry two of them?" asked Sango.
"No, I. Cant." ground out Kagome, as they appeared in front of a large crowd. Kagome
didn't have to wait long before the rest of the brides appeared.
"Let's start out with our first couple, Kikyou and Jaken." called the priest. "Toad, do you
take the zombie as your wife?"
"Of course, I love her very, very, very, very, very....." Jaken went on and on.
"That's nice." stated the priest in a bored tone.
"Zombie." called the priest, as Kikyou fisted her hand. "Do you take the toad as your
husband?"
"No!" yelled Kikyou angrily. "I do...."
"Your officially wed." stated the priest. "Toad, you may now kiss your zombie wife."
Jaken closed his eyes and puckered his lips and leaped onto Kikyou to give her a kiss.
"I can't watch." gagged Kagome, as she covered her eyes.
"Me either." chorused the other goddesses, as they turned their backs to the scene.
Followed by the rest of the grooms, except for Youko and Hiei, who just sneered in disgust.
"Kikyou?!" yelled an alarmed voice, just as Jaken was about to seal the kiss.
Kikyou whirled around and her face lit up in a smile. "Inuyasha darling, save me!" called
Kikyou. Kagome cracked her eyes open and her mouth hung open.
"Inuyasha?" asked Kagome, as Inuyasha whirled around to face Kagome.
"Kagome, your alive?!" exclaimed Inuyasha. "Now we can get the rest of the shards as
soon as I save Kikyou!"
"Jaken." came a cold voice, as Jaken quickly fell to his knees and started worshiping
Inuyasha's brother, Sesshoumaru. "I asked you to come to get Rin, not for you to get into a
relationship."
"Hi Sesshoumaru!" chirped Kagome, as Sesshoumaru glanced at Kagome. "Rin is the
flower girl. You can talk to her after the wedding. Please don't cause any trouble right now, this
is an important event in heaven history." Sesshoumaru nodded his head slightly in understanding
and walked back out the door.
"Kagome, you have some explaining to do!" yelled Inuyasha, as he wenched Kikyou from
Jaken.
"Restrain that hanyou!" yelled Kagome's father, as guards rushed at him.
"Inuyasha!" called Miroku with Shippo clinging to him.
"Kagome!" cried Shippo, as he launched himself at Kagome.
"Shippo, I missed you so much." cried Kagome.
"Sango." breathed Miroku. "You look beautiful."
"Hn." snorted Hiei. "That wench, beautiful? Don't make me laugh."
"If you're here to cause trouble, we will be forced to kill you." warned Kagome's father.
"Everything else can be discussed after the wedding."
"WHAT WEDDING?!"yelled Inuyasha, as he looked to where the priest stood, just in
time to see Megan kiss Walter full on the lips.
"We should speed up the wedding." called out Kagome's father.
"Yes, milord." replied the priest.
"Emily and Robert. Krystal and David." called the priest, as the two couples stood before
the priest.
"Emily and Robert, do you take each other as husband and wife." asked the priest.
"Yes." replied the two.
"Ok, you may kiss each other now." finished the priest. While those two kissed, he asked
the same question to Krystal and David.
"What is this!?" yelled Inuyasha confused.
"A wedding." sighed Kagome. "Inuyasha, let's talk later...."
"David, I love you!" cried a big buffoon, interrupting Kagome. "I just realized it!"
"Ben?" asked David. "I love you too!"
"Blades of Wind!" cried an agitated Krystal, as Ben was cut into pieces. "This is my
husband! Dork, you deserved to die!"
"No!" screamed David.
"Great." muttered Kagome.
"Krystal, I love you!" cried David, after he checked that Ben was truly dead.
"Two-timer." muttered Sango.
"Just like Inuyasha." added Kagome.
"Hey! I'm right here, you know!?" yelled Inuyasha indignantly.
"Sango and Hiei, Kagome and Youko Kurama." called the priest.
"Wait Kagome, your not getting married to that bastard, are you?" asked Inuyasha.
Youko growled low in his throat, as Kagome smirked. "As a matter of fact, yes I am."
"Sango, do you take Hiei as your husband?" asked the priest.
"Hell no!" yelled Sango, as Inuyasha was still sputtering for a comeback.
"Hiei, do you take Sango as your wife?" asked the priest.
"Who'd want that wench for a wife?" snorted Hiei.
"Your officially wed!" exclaimed the priest.
"WHAT!" yelled Sango. "DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME!?"
"You may now kiss the bride." finished the priest. Hiei had no intention of moving.
Kagome smiled at Youko, as she pointed to Hiei and Sango. Youko smirked in reply, as Kagome
suddenly held Sango in place by the arm as Youko pushed Hiei's mouth onto Sango's.
"I'm so glad they love each other so deeply." sniffed Kagome and Sango's mother.
"Yes mother, Sango and Hiei had been in love for a VERY long time." answered
Kagome.
"Oh, so that's why you refused me." concluded Miroku as he sighed.
*crash*
Everyone turned to the source of the sound to see the goddess of peace with a bloody
knife. "Woops." stated the goddess. "I was going to cut the cake, but accidently killed my
husband." she said with a wide smile.
"Ah, what a good idea." smiled Krystal, as she took the knife and ran after David.
"This is becoming chaos." muttered Kagome.
"Kagome, do you take Youko Kurama as your husband?" asked the priest, as he ducked
just in time to miss a piece of cake.
"Of course." replied Kagome, as Inuyasha's mouth dropped three feet wide.
"Youko Kurama, do you take Kagome as your..." the priest didn't finish, as Youko and
Kagome were already in a passionate kiss. "Well, your wed, I'm done, and I quit!" exclaimed the
priest. "Find someone else to be the priest for the next wedding! I can't stand it anymore! I quit!"
"I can't believe we're married!" yelled Sango, but couldn't stop the small smile that
spread across her face. "I'm going to kill you Hiei and then I can become a widow!" With that,
Sango chased after Hiei.
"Well, at least it's a happy ending." stated Kagome, as she pulled Youko down as the
knife whizzed over their heads. The crowds who came to see the wedding were running around
dogging attacks and weapons.
Inuyasha was speaking incoherently, something akin to the fact that they needed to find
shards. Miroku was asking the unmarried ladies to bare him a child, as Shippo talked with Rin as
they went in search of Sesshoumaru.
"SPEAK FOR YOURSELF!" yelled everyone in reply to Kagome's statement this time.
Even the goddess of peace, when she saw her husband come back to life because of the goddess
of life.
"Hee, hee." laughed Kagome, as she wrapped her arms around Youko's neck. Youko
dipped his head into a passionate kiss and Kagome fully returned it. The two lovers successfully
blocked out all the sound and things going on around them. Their world consisted only of each
other. Nothing more, nothing less.

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