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Samanfu-san's Literal Dictionary!

Hey! This is to Inu.-sess.fan because it is her birthday wish! Sorry this wasn't sooner but my mom didn't let me finish this. I thank Phoenix of the Moon for giving me this idea. ^^

akuma river, I already am aware of that particular info, but thanks for the site! The reason I had Kikyo at the end was because…I was on crack in Sanger Texas! The All-Stars (Jr.) sucked because the Sanger Indians lost! Damn! ^@^" (Cursing)

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TERM: His bark is worse than his bite

DEFINITION:He talks big, but he can't do it

MY DEFINITION: ………

The group was camped out deep in the western lands. As per usual, Miroku was unconscious, the girls and Shippou were taking a bath, and InuYasha was chanting for his ramen. Miroku woke up and quietly tried to slip away…only to see the stars.

InuYasha put his sheathed sword back into his belt and sat to wait for those stupid girls to return so he could eat!

===With the Stupid Girls===

Shippou came up behind Kagome and splashed her with water before disappearing again. Sango looked around and grabbed a tail. She heard a giggle and saw that Kagome had caught Shippou and was tickling him.

Sango looked very distressed when the two looked at her. She pointed to the tail in her and their eyes nearly popped out of their sockets! They heard a growl from behind them. Kagome covered Shippou's eyes, then covered her own. It was a naked Sesshoumaru! He yanked onto his tail, hi red eyes glowing. Sango quickly let the tail go and soon after, Sesshoumaru transformed.

Sesshoumaru had been pissed earlier and had decided to take a bath. He had only gotten angrier when InuYasha's little group had a hold of his tail. When the Sango wench let go of his tail, he immediately transformed.

Kagome grabbed her bow and arrows that she had taken with her. She strung a bow and shot it, her miko powers making it glow a light purple/pink glow. It was about to hit Sesshoumaru, but instead disintegrated.

Sesshoumaru barked loudly, a wave of his poisonous breath filling the area. Kagome held her nose and hoped to Kami that if she died, it wasn't by his breath!

Sesshoumaru's mouth opened wider as he was about to blast the pitiful humans away with a gas ball (go figure), when Kagome threw something into his mouth. He quickly closed his mouth and heard a `crunch' inside his mouth. When Sesshoumaru opened his mouth again to obliterate the offending wench, all that came out was the smell of oranges.

Sesshoumaru looked at the Kagome-wench and glared at her. She held up a small box that rattled when she shook it. "You should brush your teeth more often, until then, here's some tic-tacs."

The wench threw the small box a Sesshoumaru, who was now in human form. He caught it easily and glared at her.

He pulled out another box. It was tic-tacs as well. "Wench, I already have my tic-tacs. They're poison flavored…so take your disgusting orange flavor and go away before a kill you."

Kagome looked shocked for a moment, then ran away with Sango and Shippou. "Where'd he get those from?" Kagome asked. Everyone looked at her weird. They all pulled out tic-tacs.

Inuyasha had cinnamon flavored, Shippou had mint flavor, Sango had apple flavor, and Miroku had grape. "Everyone eats Tic-Tacs, they're a bigger hit then Pocky." Shippou commented.

Kagome just passed out from shock. Everyone else shrugged and traded a tic-tac to taste the different flavors.

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I thought that was kinda funny. Who knew they ate tic-tacs? Note: I don't own Tic-Tacs!

Happy late b-day Inu-.sess.fan! Hope you like this chapter!