Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Sit and dragons ❯ moms rant ( Chapter 4 )
Sits and Dragons
Disclaimer: inu-yasha crew doesn't belong to me but the wonderful and talented Rumiko Takahashi-sensei and the Yu-Yu-Hakusho crew belongs to Yoshihiro Togashi-sensei! Not mine (accept in my own fantasy world…what a crazy world that is)……
AN (I got more Reviews!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *throws a party with the only person there is me and starts celebrating madly*……well thank you all you *tear* have made me *tear* so very happy *tear*. Sorry about the delay it has been a living hell in school plus I've had writers block…and it totally blew a lot of chunky cheese.)
---Ch 4 Mother dears rant
Sota: "hey you finally brought Inu-yasha, can he play" very happily
Kagome: "Sota this mig…will sound really weird but me and Inu-yasha have switched bodies"
Sota: "………Kagome" *Stareing hard at the hanyou's original body*
Kagome: "yes Sota it's me, Kagome"
Sota: "Does Mom know about this?"
Kagome: "No, that's why I need your help…just call Mom for me"
Sota: *nods and leads them in the house* "MOM KAGOME HAS SOMETHING TO TELL YOU!" *shouted throughout the house while Kagome covered her ears/played with them*
Mom: "Did that man do something to you…I swear I'll give that boy such a beaten; if he did anything to my baby!"*yelling coming down the stairs* *Kagome and Inu-yasha blushed a very pretty red* *mom sees Inu-yasha* "Oh"
Kagome: "this is really hard to explain"
Mom: *starts hitting Kagome (or the very hunky Inu-yasha) with her slipper* "What did you do to my baby!"
Kagome: "Mom, it's me Kagome, somehow we switched bodies"
Mom: *puts back on her slipper and changes from extremely mad to happy* (freaky) "Oh is that all, don't scare me like that Kagome, well come in"
Sota, Kagome, and Inu-yasha: *stare at each other confused then walk inside*
Kagome: "you know how I made that excuse up that I'll be at me cousin's house"
Mom: *nods*
Kagome: "well we have to met this person's brother because we believe that he might switch us back…but I need to know who will cover long enough for me…and it haste to be a cousin" `NOT GRANDPA!'
Mom: "what about Yusuke?"
Kagome: *moans* "not him"
Mom: "well he did die and was revived I don't believe that the thought of demon is too much to handle"
Inu-yasha: (about time) "who's this you is `k guy" *at the pronunciation that Inu-yasha gave everyone laughed*
Mom: "you'll meet him soon enough, now let's get in the car"
---later
*knock* *knock*
Yusuke: "who`s there?"
Mom: "It's your aunt, and cousin Kagome. Can you be a dear and open the door we have to talk to you about something"
Yusuke: `great' *opens the door* "hello" *to Kagome's mom* "yo Kagome long time no……" *say Inu-yasha* "who is this" `something's up, this guy…is he a demon'
Mom: Yusuke, we have a lot of explaining to do" *starts telling story*
---much later*after the long explanation which I really don't feel like typing*
Kagome: "so somehow we switched and we hoped you could cover for me……grandpa already made up Mexican Cow Fever, I think it's time I need a new excuse"
Yusuke: "uh…" `So this is really odd…at least I'm not the only one' *massage mirror thing goes off/rings/whatever the fuck it does* "hold up" *open/answers* "What Botan, I'm busy"
Botan: "Koenma says that there's a demon in your area"
Yusuke: "yeah I know, I'm talking to him right now"
Botan: "we sent Hiei and Kurama as back up so what does he want"
Yusuke: "Why do I need back up to help my cousin?"
Botan: "YOUR COUSIN IS A DEMON!!!"
Koenma: *on other side* "what!! Please tell me Botan is joking"
Kagome: "Kami-sama, can you get any louder I'm still trying to get use to the ears "
Yusuke: "It's very complicated but I guess you could say my cousin is a demon" *laughs a bit*
Inu-yasha: "What the fuck is so fucking funny?"
*ding- dong* *Yusuke gets the door*
Hiei: "where is the demon and why is it in your house"
Yusuke: "Come in and meet my cousin and her demon friend from the past"
Kurama and Hiei: *confused but walks in any way*
---end of chapter
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