Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ So Near, Yet So Far ❯ Split ( Chapter 2 )
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Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Action / Adventure / Romance | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 08.13.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 2.8K | Visits: 891 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Action / Adventure / Romance | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 08.13.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 2.8K | Visits: 891 | Status: Completed
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Split
"These shrine steps, are tiring." gasped Kuwabara as Yusuke passed him. Kurama, Kuronue,
and Hiei had long reached the top, and was growing impatient.
"Humans are so weak." stated Hiei in a cold tone.
"Did you just figure this out?" asked Kurama in a bored tone. Kuronue kept silent, as he
watched the idiotic human pant.
"Reminds me of a dog when it sees it's master." commented Kuronue, after observing
Kuwabara more.
"Who are you calling a dog?" demanded Kuwabara.
"What's wrong with a dog?" asked Inuyasha.
"You." replied Hiei, as he turned and jumped in a tree.
"Come back here, you half-pint!" shouted Kuwabara, as a vine wrapped itself tightly
across his mouth.
"I advise you not to work your mouth muscles. If you do, let's just say, you will be paying
a visit to the Spirit World before you can say, wait." advised Kurama, as he barged through the
door.
"Hey, you can't just barge in like that." yelled Yusuke.
"They're only humans." stated Kurama, as if that answered everything.
"Ah!" shrieked a little boy. Hiei jumped down, and grabbed the little boy by the neck.
"Where's the wench called Kagome?" demanded Hiei, as he tightened his hold.
"Let go of my grandson, you demons!" yelled grandpa, as he took out his scrolls. Kurama
looked un-amused at his attempts to ward them off.
"Just tell us where the girl is, old man." stated Inuyasha, growing impatient.
"Kagome?" asked an elder women, as she walked out of the kitchen. Hiei threw the little
boy against the wall, as his mother quickly ran over to him. "Kagome left us three years ago."
"Great!" sighed Yusuke. "Where are suppose to go to find her?"
"We'll just have to do it without her." replied Kurama as he walked out of the shrine.
Kuwabara tugged on Kurama's robes, and pointed to the vine on his mouth. "I'm keeping it there
until you learn to keep your mouth shut."
"So, how are we going to search for the princess?" asked Kuronue, as he leapt down the
stairs.
"Split up." replied Kurama in an obvious tone. "Kuronue and I will search in one section.
Kuwabara and Yusuke in another. And I suppose Inuyasha and Hiei can go together."
"I think it would be better if we attend school, and try to fit in." added Kuronue. "If the
princess is here, she should be our age, and she would need to attend school according to human
rules."
"You have been studying the human ways and rules?" asked Kurama, amusement shining
in his eyes. "I never thought you would be interested in humans. But I guess you do have a
point."
***
~With Yusuke and Kuwabara~
"Hey! Urameshi!" yelled Kuwabara. "Where do you think your going? School's starting
in five minutes!"
"I didn't want to attend." snorted Yusuke. "Keiko's going to kill me when she finds out I
have transferred schools."
"This is important!" argued Kuwabara, as he pulled Yusuke toward the building.
Whack! "I wished Kurama hadn't removed that plant! I think I liked you a whole lot
better with that plant on!" muttered Yusuke as he punched Kuwabara in the face.
"You're going!" yelled Kuwabara as spit flew everywhere. Kuwabara attempted to punch
Yusuke, but missed, and hit another boy instead.
"Ow!" cried the boy, as he wiped away blood. He began backing away, and finally took
off on a run.
"Look what you did!" yelled Kuwabara.
"Me? You're the one who punched him!" retorted Yusuke.
"But you...." started Kuwabara, but was cut off by the ring of the bell. "I'm late!" yelled
Kuwabara as he ran off to school school.
~With Inuyasha and Hiei~
"Get off the tree!" yelled Inuyasha with a frustrated sigh.
"And I thought you liked trees." retorted Hiei. "Remind me to tell you to stay away from
a tree when you sleep in it at night."
"I didn't say I didn't like the tree!" yelled Inuyasha. "But we have to get to this sool, or
something like that."
"No." replied Hiei. "I will not attend some human, scoop."
"And you think I want to?" asked Inuyasha. "I don't want to go either!"
"Could've fooled me." replied Hiei, as he leapt off the tree, and landed in a crouch.
"Now just go!" yelled Inuyasha, pointing a finger at the school.
"I will not take orders from a half-breed." stated Hiei coldly.
"Half-breed? What do you call yourself then?" goaded Inuyasha, as he sneered. "Let's
just go! The faster I get this over with, the sooner I get to see Kikyou again!"
"Is the zombie all you can think about?" snorted Hiei, with a hand on his hilt.
"Kikyou is not a zombie! King Enma has given her life back!" yelled Inuyasha angrily, as
he clenched his fists.
"She was, and in my eyes, still is. And she will remain that way." snorted Hiei, as he
zoomed into class. Three seconds later, the bell rang.
"Shit!" yelled Inuyasha, as he raced toward class. He barged though the door, as all eyes
turned to him.
"Detention." stated the teacher. Inuyasha scanned the class, and found Hiei sitting in his
desk with a book laid out in front of him.
"And you were saying?" muttered Inuyasha under his breath. "I'll get my revenge!"
"Let's just see you try." whispered Hiei loud enough so only Inuyasha could hear. "Let's
see you try."
"Watch me!" yelled Inuyasha really loud!
"Out, out!" yelled the teacher, as Inuyasha growled at her.
"Better not do anything." warned Hiei with a smirk. "Unless you wish your bitch back in
hell."
"Bitch?" asked Inuyasha angrily, as he spun around.
"That's it!" yelled the teacher. "How dare you call your teacher a bitch? You will go
straight to the office!"
"Seems like your in trouble." stated Hiei coldly, in a whisper.
"I'll get you back for this!" yelled Inuyasha, as the teacher threw a thick dictionary at him.
Thunk! Inuyasha was to occupied arguing with Hiei, and wasn't able to dodge.
"Revenge?" demanded the teacher. "You are now officially expelled!"
"Expelled?" asked Hiei in a mocking whisper.
Inuyasha fumed in anger, as he stormed out the door, hands aching to rip Hiei and
everyone in that class to shreds.
~With Youko and Kuronue~
"You look quite different without your ears and tail." commented Kuronue. "Plus in
human clothes."
"It's disgusting." commented Youko, as he walked though the school gates. Kuronue
chuckled at his little spell.
"Just be thankful that I know that spell. Humans aren't use to seeing demons." stated
Kuronue, as he caught up with Youko.
"Excuse me!" yelled a girl, as Youko and Kuronue stepped to the side. A young girl raced
right past them and toward the office. "I'm dead, I'm dead." chanted the girl.
"What strange humans." added Youko, as they walked toward the office too. Knock,
knock.
"Come in!" called the principal, as the two demons stepped in. "You must be Kurama and
Kuronue." Youko cast him a bored luck, as Kuronue nodded his head.
"So where is our...class?" asked Kuronue, foreign to the word.
"You two have different schedules." informed the principal. Youko glared at him. "Um,
but you do have one class together."
"Just were, is this class?" demanded Youko, remaining emotionless.
"I have my two top students to show you around." stated the principal, as he motioned for
the two girls who had remained quite the whole time to step up. "This is Katie, Tolam."
introduced the principle.
"Hi!" stated the girl, who had blonde hair, white skin, and brown eyes. "Your really
handsome." she commented them both. Youko didn't even spare the girl a glance.
"And this is...um...she's..." started the principal, but was cut off.
"My name isn't important! No one uses it anyway." chirped up the girl, that the two demons
identified as the girl that ran past them earlier.
"Yea," snorted Katie. "You should be thankful this school even accepted you. And who would
want to be friends with you?"
"I'm glad you feel that way." stated the girl happily. "Now who's Kuronue? Please follow me!"
"She is either completely insane or stupid." murmured Kuronue under his breath.
"Doesn't she know when someone is insulting her?"
"Maybe." murmured Youko, as gazed at girl. "Weird girl..."
"Come on!" cried the girl, as she dragged Kuronue out the door. "We're going to be late!"
"A word of advice." warned Katie. "I advise you and your friend to stay away from her.
She is totally insane, and totally unpopular, and cute boys like you shouldn't hang around her."
"I think that's enough." ordered the principal.
"And she's a teacher's pet." muttered Katie. Youko looked annoyed at the girl's nonstop
chatter. Youko flung Katie away from when she clutched onto his arm.
~With Kuronue~
"What's your name?" asked Kuronue. "I doubt you're nameless."
"Of course I'm not." replied the girl. "But no one knows my name. Only me. You can copy the
rest of the school, and call me freak, teacher's pet, nerd, and etc.
"That's not what I meant." interrupted Kuronue.
"It doesn't matter." replied the girl happily.
~At lunch break~
"So, how was it?" asked Kuronue after spotting Youko.
"I'm going to have to rip that girl's voice box out one of these days." replied Youko, as
Katie waved to them. "I have been mobbed by a bunch of filthy humans!"
"Same here." replied Kuronue.
"Oh really?" asked Youko. "Doesn't smell like it to me. The only scent on you belongs to
that girl.
"Yea." replied Kuronue. "She's the one who fended off the girls for me." Youko quirked
his eyebrow. "She doesn't act like a regular human. Especially her scent."
"Yes, but she's definitely human." stated Youko. "Are you going to take her? Like you
did with many other women you have laid eyes on?"
"We'll see." stated Kuronue, as he smirked. "We'll see. But according to me memory, my
dear friend, you have never tried. What do you think of the Katie girl?"
"Don't even go there." warned Youko. "I will not touch that girl even if she is the last one in
all three worlds."
"That bad?" asked Kuronue, as he chuckled. "Well, I gotta go."
"Where?" Youko asked suspiciously.
"I promised the girl I was going to eat lunch with her." replied Kuronue, as he walked
off.
"Your going to ditch me for a human?" asked Youko.
"You're welcome to come." stated Kuronue.
"No." replied Youko.
"Are you sure?" asked Kuronue, pointing to the mob of girls.
"No, I'll just kill them."
"This isn't Makai."
"Doesn't matter."
"You'll have many on your tail."
"I don't have one at the moment."
"You know what I mean."
"I'm not going to eat with a human, and I'm not eating human food."
"Suit yourself. But can you really outrun all the spirit forces?" asked Kuronue, as he
walked off.
"Kurama-sama!" called the girls. "We love you!"
"Kuronue!" I called, but he was nowhere in sight. I clenched my fists, and quickly moved
away.
***
~Kagome's POV~
Interesting, we have to new demon students at our school. "Kuronue!" I called, when I
saw him approach.
"What am I suppose to call you? What do the teacher's call you?" asked Kuronue.
"They don't call me. They point to me." I replied, as I skimmed over my math homework.
"Does that Katie have a grudge against you?"
"Did you just notice? Ever since I made valedictorian in eighth grade, we have been
rivals."
"Now, will you tell me your name?" asked Kuronue again.
"Don't bother." muttered Katie. "She doesn't have a name. In eight grade, during
graduation, we called her Miss Valedictorian, because she doesn't have a name." sneered Katie.
"Come on Kurama, let's go eat our lunch."
"I think he's eating with us." I replied, motioning to Kurama who was already taking a
bite of the sandwich.
"This isn't over yet, bitch." muttered Katie. "I'll be damned if I lose to you again. Your
just an insignificant weed."
"Then you must be really ashamed that this ‘insignificant weed' has been invited to attend
the national competition. I will be representing our school."
"Oh, you are so not going!" yelled Katie. "I'm talking to the principal." I shook my head
as Katie stomped away, and closed my eyes.
"So, your Kuronue's friend, Kurama?" I asked, but I was replied with silence. "Arrogant,
should've known." I muttered to myself.
"You got that right." state Kuronue.
"That's okay. Could've been worst."
"I doubt that."
"Then I see he's emotionless."
"Right."
"Prideful."
"On the dot."
"Ruthless."
"Right again."
"A jackass."
"You got that r..."
Kurama cleared his throat and glared daggers at the both of us. "You do know that I'm
sitting right here, right?" he asked in a deadly calm tone.
"Oh yes, speaking of which, when did you decide to join us?" demanded Kuronue with a
smirk.
"That's none of your business." replied Kurama really coldly.
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Split
"These shrine steps, are tiring." gasped Kuwabara as Yusuke passed him. Kurama, Kuronue,
and Hiei had long reached the top, and was growing impatient.
"Humans are so weak." stated Hiei in a cold tone.
"Did you just figure this out?" asked Kurama in a bored tone. Kuronue kept silent, as he
watched the idiotic human pant.
"Reminds me of a dog when it sees it's master." commented Kuronue, after observing
Kuwabara more.
"Who are you calling a dog?" demanded Kuwabara.
"What's wrong with a dog?" asked Inuyasha.
"You." replied Hiei, as he turned and jumped in a tree.
"Come back here, you half-pint!" shouted Kuwabara, as a vine wrapped itself tightly
across his mouth.
"I advise you not to work your mouth muscles. If you do, let's just say, you will be paying
a visit to the Spirit World before you can say, wait." advised Kurama, as he barged through the
door.
"Hey, you can't just barge in like that." yelled Yusuke.
"They're only humans." stated Kurama, as if that answered everything.
"Ah!" shrieked a little boy. Hiei jumped down, and grabbed the little boy by the neck.
"Where's the wench called Kagome?" demanded Hiei, as he tightened his hold.
"Let go of my grandson, you demons!" yelled grandpa, as he took out his scrolls. Kurama
looked un-amused at his attempts to ward them off.
"Just tell us where the girl is, old man." stated Inuyasha, growing impatient.
"Kagome?" asked an elder women, as she walked out of the kitchen. Hiei threw the little
boy against the wall, as his mother quickly ran over to him. "Kagome left us three years ago."
"Great!" sighed Yusuke. "Where are suppose to go to find her?"
"We'll just have to do it without her." replied Kurama as he walked out of the shrine.
Kuwabara tugged on Kurama's robes, and pointed to the vine on his mouth. "I'm keeping it there
until you learn to keep your mouth shut."
"So, how are we going to search for the princess?" asked Kuronue, as he leapt down the
stairs.
"Split up." replied Kurama in an obvious tone. "Kuronue and I will search in one section.
Kuwabara and Yusuke in another. And I suppose Inuyasha and Hiei can go together."
"I think it would be better if we attend school, and try to fit in." added Kuronue. "If the
princess is here, she should be our age, and she would need to attend school according to human
rules."
"You have been studying the human ways and rules?" asked Kurama, amusement shining
in his eyes. "I never thought you would be interested in humans. But I guess you do have a
point."
***
~With Yusuke and Kuwabara~
"Hey! Urameshi!" yelled Kuwabara. "Where do you think your going? School's starting
in five minutes!"
"I didn't want to attend." snorted Yusuke. "Keiko's going to kill me when she finds out I
have transferred schools."
"This is important!" argued Kuwabara, as he pulled Yusuke toward the building.
Whack! "I wished Kurama hadn't removed that plant! I think I liked you a whole lot
better with that plant on!" muttered Yusuke as he punched Kuwabara in the face.
"You're going!" yelled Kuwabara as spit flew everywhere. Kuwabara attempted to punch
Yusuke, but missed, and hit another boy instead.
"Ow!" cried the boy, as he wiped away blood. He began backing away, and finally took
off on a run.
"Look what you did!" yelled Kuwabara.
"Me? You're the one who punched him!" retorted Yusuke.
"But you...." started Kuwabara, but was cut off by the ring of the bell. "I'm late!" yelled
Kuwabara as he ran off to school school.
~With Inuyasha and Hiei~
"Get off the tree!" yelled Inuyasha with a frustrated sigh.
"And I thought you liked trees." retorted Hiei. "Remind me to tell you to stay away from
a tree when you sleep in it at night."
"I didn't say I didn't like the tree!" yelled Inuyasha. "But we have to get to this sool, or
something like that."
"No." replied Hiei. "I will not attend some human, scoop."
"And you think I want to?" asked Inuyasha. "I don't want to go either!"
"Could've fooled me." replied Hiei, as he leapt off the tree, and landed in a crouch.
"Now just go!" yelled Inuyasha, pointing a finger at the school.
"I will not take orders from a half-breed." stated Hiei coldly.
"Half-breed? What do you call yourself then?" goaded Inuyasha, as he sneered. "Let's
just go! The faster I get this over with, the sooner I get to see Kikyou again!"
"Is the zombie all you can think about?" snorted Hiei, with a hand on his hilt.
"Kikyou is not a zombie! King Enma has given her life back!" yelled Inuyasha angrily, as
he clenched his fists.
"She was, and in my eyes, still is. And she will remain that way." snorted Hiei, as he
zoomed into class. Three seconds later, the bell rang.
"Shit!" yelled Inuyasha, as he raced toward class. He barged though the door, as all eyes
turned to him.
"Detention." stated the teacher. Inuyasha scanned the class, and found Hiei sitting in his
desk with a book laid out in front of him.
"And you were saying?" muttered Inuyasha under his breath. "I'll get my revenge!"
"Let's just see you try." whispered Hiei loud enough so only Inuyasha could hear. "Let's
see you try."
"Watch me!" yelled Inuyasha really loud!
"Out, out!" yelled the teacher, as Inuyasha growled at her.
"Better not do anything." warned Hiei with a smirk. "Unless you wish your bitch back in
hell."
"Bitch?" asked Inuyasha angrily, as he spun around.
"That's it!" yelled the teacher. "How dare you call your teacher a bitch? You will go
straight to the office!"
"Seems like your in trouble." stated Hiei coldly, in a whisper.
"I'll get you back for this!" yelled Inuyasha, as the teacher threw a thick dictionary at him.
Thunk! Inuyasha was to occupied arguing with Hiei, and wasn't able to dodge.
"Revenge?" demanded the teacher. "You are now officially expelled!"
"Expelled?" asked Hiei in a mocking whisper.
Inuyasha fumed in anger, as he stormed out the door, hands aching to rip Hiei and
everyone in that class to shreds.
~With Youko and Kuronue~
"You look quite different without your ears and tail." commented Kuronue. "Plus in
human clothes."
"It's disgusting." commented Youko, as he walked though the school gates. Kuronue
chuckled at his little spell.
"Just be thankful that I know that spell. Humans aren't use to seeing demons." stated
Kuronue, as he caught up with Youko.
"Excuse me!" yelled a girl, as Youko and Kuronue stepped to the side. A young girl raced
right past them and toward the office. "I'm dead, I'm dead." chanted the girl.
"What strange humans." added Youko, as they walked toward the office too. Knock,
knock.
"Come in!" called the principal, as the two demons stepped in. "You must be Kurama and
Kuronue." Youko cast him a bored luck, as Kuronue nodded his head.
"So where is our...class?" asked Kuronue, foreign to the word.
"You two have different schedules." informed the principal. Youko glared at him. "Um,
but you do have one class together."
"Just were, is this class?" demanded Youko, remaining emotionless.
"I have my two top students to show you around." stated the principal, as he motioned for
the two girls who had remained quite the whole time to step up. "This is Katie, Tolam."
introduced the principle.
"Hi!" stated the girl, who had blonde hair, white skin, and brown eyes. "Your really
handsome." she commented them both. Youko didn't even spare the girl a glance.
"And this is...um...she's..." started the principal, but was cut off.
"My name isn't important! No one uses it anyway." chirped up the girl, that the two demons
identified as the girl that ran past them earlier.
"Yea," snorted Katie. "You should be thankful this school even accepted you. And who would
want to be friends with you?"
"I'm glad you feel that way." stated the girl happily. "Now who's Kuronue? Please follow me!"
"She is either completely insane or stupid." murmured Kuronue under his breath.
"Doesn't she know when someone is insulting her?"
"Maybe." murmured Youko, as gazed at girl. "Weird girl..."
"Come on!" cried the girl, as she dragged Kuronue out the door. "We're going to be late!"
"A word of advice." warned Katie. "I advise you and your friend to stay away from her.
She is totally insane, and totally unpopular, and cute boys like you shouldn't hang around her."
"I think that's enough." ordered the principal.
"And she's a teacher's pet." muttered Katie. Youko looked annoyed at the girl's nonstop
chatter. Youko flung Katie away from when she clutched onto his arm.
~With Kuronue~
"What's your name?" asked Kuronue. "I doubt you're nameless."
"Of course I'm not." replied the girl. "But no one knows my name. Only me. You can copy the
rest of the school, and call me freak, teacher's pet, nerd, and etc.
"That's not what I meant." interrupted Kuronue.
"It doesn't matter." replied the girl happily.
~At lunch break~
"So, how was it?" asked Kuronue after spotting Youko.
"I'm going to have to rip that girl's voice box out one of these days." replied Youko, as
Katie waved to them. "I have been mobbed by a bunch of filthy humans!"
"Same here." replied Kuronue.
"Oh really?" asked Youko. "Doesn't smell like it to me. The only scent on you belongs to
that girl.
"Yea." replied Kuronue. "She's the one who fended off the girls for me." Youko quirked
his eyebrow. "She doesn't act like a regular human. Especially her scent."
"Yes, but she's definitely human." stated Youko. "Are you going to take her? Like you
did with many other women you have laid eyes on?"
"We'll see." stated Kuronue, as he smirked. "We'll see. But according to me memory, my
dear friend, you have never tried. What do you think of the Katie girl?"
"Don't even go there." warned Youko. "I will not touch that girl even if she is the last one in
all three worlds."
"That bad?" asked Kuronue, as he chuckled. "Well, I gotta go."
"Where?" Youko asked suspiciously.
"I promised the girl I was going to eat lunch with her." replied Kuronue, as he walked
off.
"Your going to ditch me for a human?" asked Youko.
"You're welcome to come." stated Kuronue.
"No." replied Youko.
"Are you sure?" asked Kuronue, pointing to the mob of girls.
"No, I'll just kill them."
"This isn't Makai."
"Doesn't matter."
"You'll have many on your tail."
"I don't have one at the moment."
"You know what I mean."
"I'm not going to eat with a human, and I'm not eating human food."
"Suit yourself. But can you really outrun all the spirit forces?" asked Kuronue, as he
walked off.
"Kurama-sama!" called the girls. "We love you!"
"Kuronue!" I called, but he was nowhere in sight. I clenched my fists, and quickly moved
away.
***
~Kagome's POV~
Interesting, we have to new demon students at our school. "Kuronue!" I called, when I
saw him approach.
"What am I suppose to call you? What do the teacher's call you?" asked Kuronue.
"They don't call me. They point to me." I replied, as I skimmed over my math homework.
"Does that Katie have a grudge against you?"
"Did you just notice? Ever since I made valedictorian in eighth grade, we have been
rivals."
"Now, will you tell me your name?" asked Kuronue again.
"Don't bother." muttered Katie. "She doesn't have a name. In eight grade, during
graduation, we called her Miss Valedictorian, because she doesn't have a name." sneered Katie.
"Come on Kurama, let's go eat our lunch."
"I think he's eating with us." I replied, motioning to Kurama who was already taking a
bite of the sandwich.
"This isn't over yet, bitch." muttered Katie. "I'll be damned if I lose to you again. Your
just an insignificant weed."
"Then you must be really ashamed that this ‘insignificant weed' has been invited to attend
the national competition. I will be representing our school."
"Oh, you are so not going!" yelled Katie. "I'm talking to the principal." I shook my head
as Katie stomped away, and closed my eyes.
"So, your Kuronue's friend, Kurama?" I asked, but I was replied with silence. "Arrogant,
should've known." I muttered to myself.
"You got that right." state Kuronue.
"That's okay. Could've been worst."
"I doubt that."
"Then I see he's emotionless."
"Right."
"Prideful."
"On the dot."
"Ruthless."
"Right again."
"A jackass."
"You got that r..."
Kurama cleared his throat and glared daggers at the both of us. "You do know that I'm
sitting right here, right?" he asked in a deadly calm tone.
"Oh yes, speaking of which, when did you decide to join us?" demanded Kuronue with a
smirk.
"That's none of your business." replied Kurama really coldly.
***
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