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The Barber Shoppe

Disclaimer: I don't own any characters from Inuyasha, YYH, Fruits Basket, or any other anime I put in here.

Chapter One: Inuyasha

The bell rings as the door too a shop opens. A strange boy cautiously peeks his head in threw the door.

Barber Shop person- AHHH! Come in come in!! My name is Aya and welcome to my barber shop!

Boy- Uhhh, hi. I uhh need a hair cut.

Aya- Well then you've some to the write place! We give the best hair cuts in town!!!! YAY!!!

(A/N: Aya is hyper all the time so that's why there are exclamation marks at the end of everything she says)

Boy- Umm yea.

Aya- Come in! Sit down!! And take that stupid hat off!

The boy came in and sat down in one of the barber chairs. Aya boosted him up till he was at a good height for her too cut his hair.

Aya- Ok first things first what's your name???

Boy- Inuyasha

Aya- Alrighty then Inuyasha!!!! Do you have money?

Inuyasha- Yea…

Aya- Ok then!!!! I have no problem cutting your hair!!!

Aya took off Inuyasha's hat. His hair was a mess.

Aya- Ummm ^_^; why don't we try brushing it first… *starts brushing Inuyasha's hair*

Inuyahsa- Oww! What are you doing to my hair wench!?

Aya- Nothing nothing at all you little sheep!!!

Inuyasha- What? Sheep? I'm a dog lady!

Aya- *gasp* YOU'RE A DOG!!!! *pats him on the head and then runs too the back of the store*

Inuyasha- HEY GET BACK HERE!!! *tries to get out of the chair but can't because he's glued to the seat* What the-

Aya- I'm back!!! *holding box in her hand*

Inuyasha- Wench! What did you do too my chair!!!??

Aya- Don't talk to me like that!!!! Or you won't get a doggy treat! *holds out box of dog treats in front of Inuyasha's face*

Inuyasha- What in seven hells is a doggy treat?

Aya- *gasps really loudly* You mean you're a dog and you never had a doggy treat before!!!!???

Random pink and green mice in the corner gasp.

Aya- WHAT!!!? MICE IN MY SHOP!!?? SICK EM' FELIX!!!!

Felix the cat randomly comes in threw the dog door on the shop's front door and starts barking and chasing after the mice.

Aya- Well now that that's taken care of let's get back to the hair cut!!!

Inuyasha- Yea maybe I shouldn't get my hair cut….

Aya- Awww come'on get your hair cut!!! Please??!

Inuyasha- No thanks.

Aya- Would you do it for a Scooby Snack?

Scooby Doo- *randomly jumps threw the window* RI ROOULD! (translation- I would)

Aya- No, no, no, Scooby you got your hair cut last week.

Scooby- Raawww Ran! (translation- Awww Man) *leaves*

Aya- *turns back to Inuyasha who is trying to get out of his chair* Aww come'on I'm really good at cutting people's hair!!!

Inuyasha- NO!!

Aya- I'll give you a Inuyasha Snack!

Inuyasha- What's that?

Aya turns around takes a box of Scooby Snacks and a permanent maker and writes something one it.

Aya- TA DAH!!! *turns around and holds out a box the says Inuyasha Snacks on it and "Scooby" is crossed out*

Inuyasha- ummm….

Aya- Here try one!!! *shoves a Scooby Snack in Inuyasha's mouth*

Inuyasha- mmmmm!!!! That's really good!!!! Alright I'll get my hair cut but I only want a trim.

Aya- YAY!!!!!

Felix and Scooby- *randomly pop out of no where* YAY!!!!

Aya- Ok then first I shall brush your beautiful hair!!!!

Inuyasha- *face in the box of Scooby Snacks* Whatever.

Aya starts to brush Inuyasha's hair but it's really tangle and as she goes over one spot in the middle of his hair she rips a big chunk of his hair out.

Inuyasha- *pops his head out of the Scooby Snacks* What was that?

Aya- Nothing, nothing at all!!! ^__^; *looks around nervously* umm… here!!! *shoves another box of Scooby Snacks in Inuyasha's face*

Inuyasha- YAY!!!! *starts eating the Scooby Snacks like a pig*

Aya- *looks around nervously again* Umm, uhh, yea…. *drags the chair over to a sink* Now I gotta shampoo ya!(says with New Jersey accent) Now lean your head back…. *starts too wash Inyasha's hair*

Inuyasha- So where do you get these Inuyasha Snack things? *still thinks they're "Inuyasha Snacks"*

Aya- Ohh, ahh, It's a secret!!! YA THAT'S IT!!!! Only I know where to get Inuyasha Snacks!!!

Inuyasha- Ok….

Aya- Alright now too go cut your hair!!! *slides Inuyasha back to where he first was*

Inuyasha is still eating the Scooby Snacks as Aya starts to cut his hair. She cuts it until its really short and she cuts a big bald patch on the top of his head.

Aya- *accidentally cuts off Inuyasha's ear* SHIT!!!!!!

Inuyasha- WHAT?!

Aya- Nothing!!! I was just uhh, umm, yelling to my sheep!!!!!! Ya that's it come here Shit!!!!!

Inuyasha- You named your sheep Shit?

Aya- Yea! Its because he shits everywhere! Umm let me get my hair cut helper in here!!! WAYNE!!!!

An undercover armadillo walks in from the back door.

Aya- Here just eat some more Sco- I mean Inuyasha Snacks *gives him another box of Scooby Snacks*

Inuyasha- OHH BOY!!! THESE ONES ARE CHEESE FLAVORED!!!!

Aya- *whispers too Wayne* Ok Wayne there's been another accident. This time it was someone's ear. *holds out Inuyasha's ear too Wayne* I want you too take this down stairs and put it in the garbage disposal and lose all evidence of it.

Wayne nodded as if her knew what she was saying and took the ear from Aya and started to waddle away down stairs. By the time Aya got back to Inuyasha's hair cut Inuyasha hair (or what was left of it) was completely red from all the blood.

Aya- DAMNIT!!!!!

Inuyasha- What now call another one of your sheep??

Aya- Uhh nope calling to my fuzzy giraffe. Umm, Damnit!! Don't eat that tree!!!!

Inuyasha- Right…. *goes back to the Scooby Snacks*

Aya frantically tries too fix Inuyasha's hair but trying to get the blood out just made his hair look pink.

Aya- Ummm, Ok we're all done here!!! Hehe!!! No need to look in the mirror cuz it looks so good!!!! Umm that'll be 10 bucks!!!

Inuyasha- Alright *hands Aya 10 bucks* I just wanna see it first.

Aya- NO!!!!

Inuyasha- *looks at Aya*

Aya- Umm uhh, *picks up another box of Scooby Snacks* Here boy come here!!! *starts waving the Scooby Snacks around near her*

Inuyasha gets on four legs and starts barking and jumping around near her like a dog would.

Aya- Alright boy!!! Go fetch!!!! *throws the Scooby Snacks out the door to the middle of the street*

Inuyasha chases after the snacks and Aya hurriedly closes up the shop and locks the door.

Aya- WAYNE, SHIT, DAMNIT!!!! GET OVER HERE!!!!

Wayne, Shit, and Damnit all run into the shop.

Aya- Alright you guys you gotta stay here and I have to flee the country. *puts a fake mustache on* And if Inuyasha comes back in here when he finds out what I did to his hair just tell him that your Luigi *points to Damnit and puts a fake mustache on him*, your Mario *points to Wayne and puts a fake mustache on him*, and your Peach *points to Shit and puts a fake mustache and a crown on her* and if he asks I never existed and this is a sausage shop. Got that?

Shit- Baaa

Damnit and Wayne- *nodded their heads*

Aya- Good now I'll see you in a month. *gets on a mo-ped and rides away into the sunset*

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Alright how was that? I hope you liked it!!! Next chapter is gonna be Hiei and Inuyasha is also gonna come back in it. Hehehe. I also have to say that I don't own Felix the Cat, I don't own Scooby Doo, and I don't own Scooby Snacks, I only own Aya, Wayne, Shit, Damnit, and Inuyasha Snacks lol. Alright byeness!!!

Please RevieW!!!!!