Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ The Janitor ❯ Irritating Brothers, You Are the one and April Fools July4th ( Chapter 4 )

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Chap 4:

irritating Brothers , You are the One and April fools July 4th !

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Kagome sighed again. It was becoming a habit nowadays. Looking at her computer she yipped in joy as she saw the download finally complete on the mix ` Dip it low' full intension dub bonus track. `Burning' It quickly she placed it into her stereo and cranked it to the max. Placing it on , she opened her windows and ran outside to start cleaning her car as the music started.

Moving with the disco like intro her bobbed her head and swayed her hips. The guys came out of their houses and watched her from their usually spots.

Soon her white-t was soaked and her hip-hugger shorts too. The guys about coming out of their seats as she `popped' to the music. Soon the song stopped and the guys figured their show was over until the beat picked up and “Oooo” started. Kagome danced right with the music and having seen the video like ten times she did the moves. The guys about died when she did the hood part as she waxed the hood. The song stopped soon after and kagome slowly gave out of her daze.

As she turned to leave finished, she heard applause and someone call her name.

“ Kagome!”

She turned, confused by the dispersing crowd “ oh hi Hojo, what's up?”

“ Nothing , I just wanted to know if ...”

“ If what?” ` Please don't be asking me out...'

“ If you could wash my car sometime?”

*Sweatdrop*

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^.^ a/n : lol had to do that

kag: what have I ever done to you?

A/n: Presently ... nothing yet, but there was that time at the Christmas party when you...”

Kag: *tackles*

Sess: And we continue..

Hiei: Why don't I ever get to talk

Sess: Because no one wants to listen

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That night 8:30pm

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Kagome whizzed through the streets as she listened to her coldplay cd. She sang through the stop lights gaining stares from other drivers as they spotted her. which she ignored pulling into her parking space as “spies” ended.

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9:00pm

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She walked across the parking lot into straight through the front door. Hiei was always leaving it open for her. ` One day someone else is going to walk through that door.' She grumbled about his lack of fear of being robbed.

“ No they won't” He answered popping up behind her.

“ Ack!” She hated when he did that. Always appearing when she wasn't looking and the whole finishing one's thoughts was creepy. She felt his eyes on her body for a moment and turned.

He was looking straight at her when she did. He always was staring, unblinking. ` weirdo...cute but weird.... Grandma would love him.'

He smirked at her at started walking towards the center of the floor. Decorations in the colors of red, white, blue lined two tables along with laminated paper stars, Uncle sam hats and etc.

Two girls stood by the last table looking bored.

Both had dark hair that went down their back. One slightly taller than the other. Both had brown eyes while one had a more hazel look to them .

The taller girl wore a black shirt that said “ Not tempted but tempting” in blue writing and black hip huggers.

The other girl sported a red `t' that said “ Don't hate my because you think I'm pretty” on the front and “ Hate my because your man thinks I'm beautiful.” on the back with a winking smiley and black denim hip huggers.

Kagome smirked as she read their shirts. She liked them already.

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Kag: well who are they?”

A/n” Wait and see

Kag: You can't just leave it there

A/n : I'll be back

Kag: that's what you said to that guy at work

A/n totally different

Kag: Really, How?

A/n Well for one, you don't look like a descendant of Jaken”

Kag:....true

A/n at least not from the side....

Kag: Hey!

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9:05pm

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Sesshomaru after fighting with his brother for the past seven hours gave up.

“ fine , make the sausage pizza.”

Inu-yasha grinned popping the pizza in the oven in his office.

“ Ha, I knew I would win, today's My day”

( I bet you thought it was about him staying...lol)

“ Whatever” Sess muttered staring at the screen. He had tried to prolong it as long as possible but he had to know what she would do next. He wouldn't go down but hey why deny himself all fun.

He sighed as his brother nudged him over as he tool his place by him. “ So that's your `project' “

“ Shut-up and watch whelp”

Inu fixed his eyes on the girls “ With pleasure” He grinned “ I'm going to put in some overtime of my own....”

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“ I want perfection. The sale starts in the morning and The marketing director is coming to inspect how we peak the interest of our customers so make it good.” Hiei ordered scanning the girls. “ I'll be back in the morning to inspect things. I'll leave you to the introductions. Kagome your in charge as senior staff here.”

“ Yes, sir” She saluted

“ Kagome” He glared

“ Just getting into the spirit.”

He rolled his eyes and left them to their devices.

Kagome turned back to the girls as she heard the front door shut and lock. “ and what are your names?”

“ Sango.” the girl in the black spoke

“ Rin” she replied yawning

“Okay well let's start.”

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1:00 am Four Hours later

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Like a combat team they hit the store. Every Manikin

( manneken- means little man or jointed model of the human body -_-`*useless info ) or mannequin ( the french origin which is still from the Dutch term manneken...)

Had been clothed in the sale outfits for summer along with some in uncle Sam and Honest Ab” Outfits.

The banners up the place was starting to come together. Once the center displays where done. Kagome felt they deserved a break. “ to the food!” She commanded to her workers taking off in a stream of color.

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One and a half cases of beer, two bags of chips, three Good Humor bars and Five pixie Sticks each (which they had flavored their beer with)and Half an hour later the fun began.

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Kag: Oh no

A/n yup

Kag: Oh god

A/n here it comes

Kag: Oh dear Lord...Not that!

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“ Kagome....You are the one!” Sango said deepening her voice as she turned in her computer chair to face Kagome dressed like Morpheus.

“ Like no way...totally...kewl” Kagome said In her `Neo” Outfit

“ You are the one ...Neo KAgome” Rin said popping onto the counter looking like Naomi from the movie.

Kagome turned and jumped up to her grabbing her waist.” Naomi...You must become my new Trinity”

*Gasp* “ But ...I...I.... “ Rin leapt to `Morpheus' “ What about us?”

“ You must...FOr the good of us all.” Sango embraced Rin

“ Just.... One.... More...Kiss....” Rin whispered closing the gap slowly.

The males upstairs got closer to the screen.

KAgome jumped in-between them at the last moment with a “ to be continued “ Sign in her hand.

The girls fell out laughing.

The guys just fell.

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Inu: that was wrong

A/n: *smiles*

Sess: I don't like you

A/n I know a part of you that does

Inu- Oh brother...

A/n I know what part on you too

Sess & Inu: Continuing on

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Sango popped in her `Dirty Slave for u” DJ Tom E D remix . Christina Verses Britney ( if you guys want any of these songs leave a review with your email and aim user ID for me)

Earlier kagome had shown them the sports dept. and so along with the clothing change the now video worth dames went back to preparing the store in their skates.

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Inu-yasha now thought he'd gone mad. He did not just see three hot woman stripe down to slips and hot pants and skate around the store . “ Unbelievable...” he muttered.

Sess handed him another slice “ Believe it.”

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Rin choice was next and she just so happen to have the same copy of `Dip it low” as Kagome and decided it was music video time.

The girls, ground their hips , popping up against each other and the male stands as they danced in their skates throughout the store.

^ Pop, pop, that thang^

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“ I would if I could.” Inu- and Sess muttered at the same time.

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^ can you give it to them^

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“ Please do.”

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5:30am Four Â½ hrs later

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the girls cleaned up their mess and finished the store. Kag's turn she went old school. Finding them each wigs. Red, white and Blue dawned their heads as they changed into white tank tops and found American flag hot pants. Switching the skates for bikes they rode through the store to “ Celebrate”

Just as they lapped the main floor for the third time they ran well almost ran into Hiei who stared at them.

They all blushed. Kagome thought quickly.” DO you like it?

“ This is part of the theme.” Rin chimed in.

“ You know to bring in the families” Sango ended the sentence.

Hiei stared at them jsut as he was about to speak a female voice chimed in from behind him.

“ I love it.” A blue haired woman in a business suit holding a briefcase that looked like it had been made from the type of straw you make a broom out of appeared next to him.

“ Ladies this is your director.” Hiei ground out .

“ Pleasure” They chimed

“ Likewise. You guys did a great job”

“ Thank you” Kagome smiled

“ And I love the costumes.”

“ We tried.” Sango grinned.

“ Yes well, it shows.”

“ We just wanted to do our all.” Rin replied.

Hiei had enough.' bull**' “ Yes and they decided to stay through the day to continue to promote this ` ambeince.” He grinned at them.

“ Oh what a great Idea.. No one would be able to do the routine you guys did in a fast enough time.”

The girl's sweatdroped. They saw the just how much?

The blue haired lady smiled. “ Well I'll leave you to it. I must head upstairs.” She disappeared soon and the girl's glared at Hiei who stared back at them daring them to defy him. Soon he left to instruct the cashiers as they filed in.

“ What are we going to do now?” Sango grumbled.

Kagome glared then smiled evily. “ I have a plan... Rin grab the Hats”

The girls followed her, smiling as they went to seek revenge.

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Inu-yasha and Sesshomaru scrambled to clean the place and turn off the tv. They opened books and pulled out reports ad started reading anf writing in some as the Blue haired woman knocked on the door.

*knock, knock*

*grunts*

She walked in shaking her head “ You two work to hard.” She sighed

“ Hmmm”

“ Don't you two know how to greet a Lady!” She snapped suddenly when they kept their heads down.

He jumped and smiled.

“ Hey Boton” (did I spell that right?)

“ Good morning.”

“ That's better.” She said sitting down.

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two hours later

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The store was packed . Kagome and the girls had pulled a small platform to the middle of the main floor. Rin smirked this was going to be fun.

Dressed still in the same clothes only now with the Uncle Sam hats on they stood with their clip on mics they got from Electronics and grinned as the music started. A friend in the Returns was playing it all through the store. The beat started . It was the instrument mix of Gwen Stefani's two new songs. In two hours Kag had spit the tracks and dubbed the perfect revenge.

She started to sing. Hiei ignored it after all stores play music.

Kag; What an amazing time
What a family
How did the years go by?
Now it's only me

Sango / Rin:Tick tock
Tick tock
Tick tock
Tick tock
Tick tock
Tick tock
Tick tock
Tick tock
(Ha ha ha ha ha)

Sango:Like a cat in heat stuck in a moving car
Scary conversations,
Shut my eyes, can't find the brake
What if they say that you're a cutter?

Rin: Naturally i'm worried if i do it alone
Who really cares cuz it's your life
You never know, it could be great
Take a chance cuz you might grow
Oh... oh ohhh

Sango/ Kagome-

What you waiting
What you waiting
What you waiting
What you waiting
What you waiting for!?

All three:\

What you waiting
What you waiting
What you waiting
What you waiting What you waiting for!?

Tick tock
Tick tock
Tick tock
Tick tock

Take a chance you stupid Ho

And old lady choke on her drink as she walked pased . Hiei's eyebrow started to twitch

Kagome:

Like a new cut pattern, you're repeating yourself
You know it all by heart
Why are you standing in one place?

Suddenly the Music started again . The beat more like a marching band.

The girls hopped of the stage and into the store. Having taught the customers attention they started to follow them. Some dancing along.

Rin:

Uh huh, this my shit
All the girls stomp your feet like this

All:

A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just goin' to happen like that
Because I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl

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Hiei started to growl as he made his way throught e store. Sesshomaru tired not to laugh and Inu-yasha and Boton just stared in shock from the wing box. “ I guess there goes the family environment medal this year.” Inu-yasha mumbled.

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Sango: Oooh, this my shit, this my shit [4x]

(a/n I'm getting lazy)

Kagome:

I heard that you were talking shit
And you didn't think that I would hear it
People hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired up

Sango:

So I'm ready to attack, gonna lead the pack
Gonna get a touchdown, gonna take you out
That's right, put your pom-poms down, getting everybody fired up

Rin:

A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just goin' to happen like that
Because I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl
[2x]

All:

Oooh, this my shit, this my shit [4x]

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Boton sighed heading downstairs to stop the angry male descending upon them .” He caused it on himself. Never ask for overtime.”

She grumbled .

^Let me hear you say, this shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
[4x] ^

“ Dear Lord you better run.” Inu yelled after her.

“ It's going to be a long day indeed.”

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That's is guys ...you know what to do..

Kagomereborn out