Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Time and Again ❯ Don't tempt fate (Or his apprentence) ( Chapter 7 )

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Raven: 'pouting'

Koto: uh-oh

Yusuke: whats up with you?

Kagome- I don't know, but neithe of them are too happy... (Sweatdrops at DV, who's currently crying in the corner,)

Chiisai- -_-;;;

Raven: i have two guys that i know like me, and i like both of them, i just dont know which one to choose!!! 'starts crying'

Furyou: well i wouldnt go out with one of them...for a perticular reason...

Ganko- Then, go out with the other one

Koto: one problem with that...he's 19

Furyou: and Raven is 15...

Kagome: he's a legal adult, she is still a minor...

Ganko- O.O;;; Well, don't date either.

Koto: Ganko...if i wasnt old enough to date you, would you want to go out with me anyway, thats how Raven is now...DV whats up with you?

DV- 'watery eyes' WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No more RAMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ganko and Chiisai- ^_^;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Inu- O.O

Furyou: her mom made the whoe family go on a diet, one that includes Tofu and no Ramen

DV- Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Albert JUST ate the very last we had left!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

Inu- The FIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kagome- Fiend? Do you even Know what fiend MEANS?!?!?!

Chiisai- This is dragging on, DV and Raven are two suffering authoresses who don't own Inu or Yuyu.

DV- 'Cries harder'

 

 

Chapter 7: Don't Tempt Fate… or his apprentice

Bird Talk: Blah

Cat Talk: Blah

Male Kami/Fate: Blah

Male Kami/fate's apprentice/goddess of the future: Blah

Male Kami/fate's girlfriend/goddess if the present: Blah

Goddess of chaos: BlAh

Goddess of the past: Blah

Good morning everyone

How in the seven hells are you so cheerful in the morning???

I have no idea

Well we need it, I pulled an all-nighter last night, making sure every thing in the past stayed where its supposed to

WhY Do I HaVe A BaD FeElInG AbOuT ThIs?

Future goes through the files Koenma sent early this morning taking a swig of her soda, she looks over the names listed, and one sticks out.`Spits out soda'oh HELL no, this cannot be happening, I thought he was killed, damn it, oh SHIT!!!!! SENSEI we have a problem!!!!!!!!!

`Yawn' what squirt?

DON'T SQUIRT ME, NOT TODAY look at those names and guess which one means most trouble…

 

`Takes a drink of coffee and looks over names, sees one and spits out coffee, right onto his girlfriend'

ACK, HEY

Sorry sweetie, I am going to murder the shrimp, I also told him to make sure this one had a death sentence and was killed three weeks ago!!!

I'll go `talk'to him, NOTHING is gonna stop me from seeing my mother's murderer die right in front of me.

 

With Kagome

 

“That was close, I am SO glad Yusuke isn't a morning person, and its Sunday.”

 

“ Well Kagome, you might wanna put some clothes on…before he DOES wake up.” Sango suggested.

 

The two girls went up to the back door and found it locked.

 

“Hmmm, that's weird, I could have sworn that we came out this door? Right Sango???”

 

“I'll try the front door Kagome, you use your bedroom window, just in case.” Kagome nodded and went to the tree that was planted near her bedroom window, and climbed up.

 

Sango, however, found the front door unlocked, and walked in… and in the process, a bucket of ice-cold water was dumped on top of her, with a loud `SPLOOSH'

 

“KEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! YUSUKE THIS IS WAR!!!”

 

As Kagome entered her room she heard a loud scream, and went to investigate, only to see one drenched Sango cursing her mouth off about a certain houseguest that should be put into a cavern and a stone rolled in front of the entrance. What's worse is that Sango was wearing a white night dress, without a bra. (A/N: Come on fella's drool)

 

“Come on sango, you can kill him later, need any help with pay back?” Kagome asked with an evil gleam in her eye.

 

“No, I'll just pummel him to the ground, and THEN we'll see who is the weaker sex.”

 

“Ok then, just get dressed first.”

 

Sango finally realizes what predicament she is in and races to their room, blushing, Kagome laughing, followed her.

 

With Yusuke

 

“Hahahahahaha, that prank is priceless, I can't wait till that picture develops.” Said Yusuke, walking down to the park to meet the others.

 

“Yusuke don't you think that was a bit harsh, I mean she is your host...” said Botan floating down, "the nearest youkai is ten blocks away directly south, Yusuke you take that one. Kuwabara, you take the one tat is seventeen blocks due west, Hiei, there is one near the Higurashi shrine…and Kurama there is one directly south of us moving at extraordinary speeds, and since there are more youkai to take care of at the time than we can handle, we called in some help…”

 

“Who would that be Botan, we are the only ones the Reikai has!” Yusuke asked Frustrated

 

“Well, not necessarily, your friends, Chuu, Touya, Jin, and Rinku, are here to help, they already have their missions now get going we don't have that much time!” Botan finished exasperated. `Now I have tohelp Koenma, knowing Fate this could be trouble.'

 

With Koenma…

 

 

“YO POOP BREATH YOU ARE IN SOME SERIOUS SHIT!!!!! You let the Youkai that killed my mother and me, not to mention my grandfather, using the family's signature attack 62 years ago, that you told me had a death sentence, and was supposed to have DIED three weeks ago is ALIVE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! HOW COULD YOU LET THIS HAVE HAPPEN!?!?!?!?!

 

“Ummmm w-well m-miss f-future, m-ma'am, he w-was l-let off on a-a t-tech-techna-cal-cal-ity” Koenma was shivering in his seat in fear…no doubt using that diaper (A/N Raven: Hey, I personally like Koenma, but my friend who future is biased off of wanted me to make her yell at him for making these mistakes and I am making it as close as to her personality in this type of situation as possible).

 

“If you want to yell at him get in line…I have been interrogating him the whole night and haven't been able to get a word out of him.” Hiei said in his cold tone glaring at the girl.

 

“Well Pipsqueak, you don't have the authority I have. Koenma, if you DON'T answer me I will make sure one of your sisters get the to rule the Reikai instead of you, cause you would be dead, Fate and I will make sure of that.” Koenma visibly `gulped'

 

“Koenma, mark my words, any more screw ups and your head is mine.” Future said in a deadly flat tone that even made Hiei shiver.

 

With that the young Kami stalked out of the room, but before she left she turned to Hiei and told him, “The reason he hasn't told you anything is because he can't. Under law he cannot tell you what he knows or else every thing will be thrown into mass chaos.” Hiei looked at her.

 

“You're Fate?” the girl grinned.

 

“No…I am his Apprentice, and the Kami of the future.” With that she walked out and back to her post.

 

Hiei glared at Koenma once more, but turned and walked out, accepting the Kami's explanation; after all he learned the hard way not to tempt fate…or his apprentice.

 

Later that day at the shrine…

 

“YUSUKE WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!?” Kagome asked/yelled at the spirit detective, whom was sneaking in the door, covered in blood. Kagome didn't want to admit it but she was kinda worried about Yusuke.

 

“Ummmm, I got into a fight.” Well it was sort of the truth only, Yusuke wasn't fighting people; he was justfighting youkai.

 

“It must have been one hell of a fight, Yusuke…and I wont pummel you till you get cleaned up.” Sango said just walking in, “I drew you a bath, now go, before I change my mind and pummel you now.”

 

Yusuke didn't know why but he was afraid of her, he didn't know the reason but it seamed as if she was a threat to his youkai lineage, so he just followed her orders and went up to take his bath, and to stay out of Sango's way, go straight to bed…little did he know a prank was waiting for him.

 

Around Midnight…

 

“Hehe, this would have taken me hours to figure out, thanks Shippou”

 

“No problamo' Kaa-san.” The Kit whispered back, and went back to his and Souta's room.

 

Kagome snuck her way into Yusuke's room and laid his hand gently out. She then carefully pried his fingers, and spread the lotion in big dollops, she then closed the container and put it next to her on the floor so she wouldn't tip the 20 ounce bucket over and leave evidence of this little masquerade. Kagome then picked up a bright red feather, which would go nicely with the pearl colored lotion, and tickled Yusuke's nose.

 

She received the desired reaction…he used his hand that was covered and colored to scratch his nose. She placed a small red feather there, and moved to the next spot on his face and did the same thing, and soon Yusuke's face was covered in pearl lotion and red feathers, but not only that, he also has another surprise in the morning.

 

With the kitties…

 

My lord WHY exactly are we doing this now, I am sure this isn't err wasn't supposed to happen for a few weeks?

 

Well Kirara, Koenma made another screw up that cost us dearly, and we need to push things forward a little

 

And I am not happy about it

 

We know, young one, but we need to do this so the space-time continuum fold onto each other. These two beings are both Hikiokosu, we have to speed things up a bit

 

Oh we get it, jeez, lets get this over with already, I wanna go back to bed

 

We see where your loyalties lay Buyou, when a wake with us when you want to sleep the bed, where is your pride, have you been living on the shrine too long?

 

I'm going my pet I'm going.

 

Call me that again I will kill you.She said in a flat tone of voice. And Buyuo set the clock.

 

6 a.m. in Yusuke's bedroom…

 

Beep, beep, beebeebeebeeebeebeeebeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep `SMASH'

 

`Yawn', Yusuke got out of bed, grabbed his things; that was the best sleep he had, in a long while. Still half asleep, he walked into the bathroom…

 

...To see Kagome just getting out of the shower, and get an eye full, she started laughing until she remembered the predicament she was in, and saw that Yusuke was eyeing her with a leer that would make Miroku proud.

 

“KEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, YUSUKE GET YOUR ASS OUT OF HERE NOW YOU OVER GROWN LUG!!!!!!!!!” Yusuke luckily remembered who this was and scrambled out before he was hit in the head with a blow dryer. Which still managed to leave a dent in the door, `I'm glad I'm not fully human…or that could've killed me, wouldn't be the first time but still' he looked over and saw Souta and Shippou trying to hold back a laugh, though that could have been because of him almost being murdered by the enraged teen girl…then he noticed something.

 

“Is it cold in here or is it just me?” the two younger boys couldn't hold it in any longer…

 

“BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHA”

 

Yusuke was now confused, until a giggling Sango handed him a mirror.

 

(Raven: I stalled LONG enough, and Yusuke blame the reviewer Jinenji for this prank…I just fine-tuned it a bit)

 

Yusuke instantly reached for the mirror and his eyes widened…what he saw horrified him, in his hair were bright yellow ribbons and bows, pearl lotion and red feathers on his face, and the thing that frightened him was WHAT he was wearing… a dress with a 16th century neckline, puffy short sleeves, with a corset like bodice (not as confining though), and a short frilly skirt that looked like a tutu, and all PINK. The whole dress was baby pink.

 

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

 

Kagome came out of the bathroom fully dressed and plugged Shippou's ears; Sango took the hint and covered Souta's ears as well.

 

“Well Yusuke, did you like your cross dressing escapade, and masturbating, not to mention fighting a rooster while you slept, because it seems as if you have cum all over your self.” And uncovered the younger boys ears

 

“Why, you little…” Kagome stopped him mid-sentence.

 

“Not in front of the boys.” Yusuke just glared.

 

Later that night Yusuke was eves dropping on Kagome, Sango, and Higurashi-san, what he heard confused him, “you girls need a vacation, Summer is almost here, why don't you go some where, like back with Inuyasha where?”

 

“No, Jii-Chan we cant, not while Yusuke's here, he could find out.” He chose this time to walk in…

 

“Find out what?” Kagome just glared at Yusuke.

 

“Its nothing Yusuke, Its nothing.” And she walked out of the kitchen.

 

Well, you two are getting along nicely. Though it could be better since Kansen is coming.

 

`Great just my luck, another jackass.' Kagome put on a fake smile and greeted him as he came to the top of the stairs. Yusuke, who was watching from the Goshinboku tree, didn't like this guy by the look of him, what he saw was a guy who used girls just to get in their paints, his short fuchsia spiked hair, piercing blue eyes, and a 6 gauge stud in his right ear.

 

He was still wearing his High school uniform, which gave Yusuke even MORE reason to kick his ass for being on his turf, which is all of Sarayashiki High and Yoshihiro high student boundaries, but this guy was from Kasanegafuchi High (spelled correctly got it out of the good ol' manga) he was WAY out of his boundary's here at the shrine, his living quarters, his dare he think it, his home, even if its on the border of the school boundaries, this was no mans land for any punk that was to tread here, unless it was for a field trip but this was no school event.

 

He saw the punk trying to pick up Kagome with the old “Hey sweet cheeks” (A/N: someone calls me that they end up in the hospital…I am a Mistress not one of those girls cling themselves to any boy and love any pet name…Furyou: GET ON WITH THE STORY RAVEN!!! The public DOSENT needs to know that. Raven: sorry) move, and by the way Kagome twitched, she hated it. And that there was no way in hell that she would go out with him even if he were the last guy on the face of the planet, `she would probably go out with a youkai before that guy.' But just to be “nice” and show “respect” to her grandfather he was going to save her the trouble of hurting this guy.

 

“HEY, Kasane punk, you are off your turf, this is Sarayashiki high and Yoshihiro high student boundaries, and my pounding territory, why don't you get off while you have the chance?”

 

Kansen heard his school's punk given nickname, and turned, cause only a Sarayashiki high and Jr. high schools call his school something like that.

 

“No its not and you're you to tell me to get off, Kagome Happens to be an employee at my Dojo.” He turned around and paled, standing right behind him was the toughest punk in Tokyo, Yusuke Urameshi, but his color came back when he thought of something. “But it seems as if your out of your boundaries too, Urameshi.”

 

“Well, Kag, maybe working on your dojo, but that doesn't, but I am not out of my territory, I go to Yoshihiro high, and I live here, so Kagome is under my protection, while at school and here, I think Sango can take care of her at work, from you that is.”

 

“I am right here you know, and I can take care of my self domo arigato, Yusuke.” Kagome objected to the boy, on the inside though she was blushing, but she wasn't going to let him know that.

 

Back in Reikai…

 

“Heh, that dragon has her job cut out for her right mate?” Kouga asked his mate of 269 years.

 

“Yes, I have to tell Botan something I heard from Gabriel, the rei guide for Israel, oh and Kouga did you know that, that human you pined over for so long has found her life mate yet she doesn't know it. Yet.”

 

“Mmmhmm, and I intend to help her with her future enemies and with her new source of strength that is finally awakening.” Kouga looked at his mate, Ayame, she looked as beautiful as ever, even in the same that black Kimono she wears, but to him she was a goddess. “I know I am no match for that prisoner, but I still think he somehow bribed the jury to let him live, he should have died, after all he did.”

 

“I know love, me too, I have to leave for my shift now, good luck on helping the team with the captures and sorting them out.”

 

“Arigato Tatta hitori no Watashi, have an easy shift.”

 

Ayame nodded and walked out to the main room where all the chaos if filing papers, and sorting out who's who and looked for Botan. She saw the girl walking into the room and went walked to her, “Botan-chan, I have some news…”

 

“Hmm, what is it Ayame? ”

 

“I had just found out that Hinageshi is going out with Rinku.”

 

“Rinku? You mean that youkai boy in the Dark Tournament with the Yoyos?” Ayame nodded, and Botan gasped “no.”

 

“Yes, our little Hinageshi is growing up. Kouga thinks that, that boy will do her confidence some good.”

 

“It will definitely help, I wonder when Yusuke and Kagome will find out each other's secret, Shippou, Rinku, and Hinageshi would probably make good friends, well I gotta go see if Fate or his apprentice had killed Koenma or just scared 600 years off his life.”

 

“Bye, I have to go on shift in Italy.”

 

“See ya Ayame.”

 

Later at night at the shrine…

 

To pay Kagome back for the little bow peep incident, Yusuke slipped into Kagome's room, and went to her bureau, opened them and used industrial strength super glue to her underwear…and then went to the next drawer and did the same thing to her jeans…he want mean enough to do the same to her school clothes…only her casual stuff. He them slipped out of the room.

 

You really think he should have done that?

Hey I can't predict every little detail with these two, I know that she is going to hurt the poor boy, but not kill him

That's good

I DoN't EvEn WaNt To AsK NoW Do I?

Nope, knowing how unpredictable these two are, hard enough keeping them on the correct path.

How true, but I wonder what her retaliation is going to be…

Well we have to go down there and see for our selves…

Why?

Well I just got a letter from Amaterasu, saying that the elders will look over things until we go down and fix the problems Koenma had caused…we are the only ones who can do it

WeLl ThIs Is JuSt PeRfIcT…ThAt BrAt GoT Us InTo ThIs MeSs So He NeEdS To GeT Us OuT!!!

But he could damage things even further; the universes best shot is the Hikiokosu and we to fix it.

Raven: ok lets take a vote...who loves us and who hates us...for taking so long?

DV- My fault. v.v My computer crashed, then Dad wouldn't let anyone on for forever. Everything okay now, though (I found out Dad's password ^_^)

Chiisai- That's right, so if any of you want to murder, maim or in any way harm DV, come to me and I'll give you er address.

DV- O.O Some muse you are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Raven: so...since im sure some want to kill me for what i did in this chappie...i may want to go and fix up some Ramen for all of us...and Oden...

DV- RAMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! T_T It's not fair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I lived off of it breakfast, lunch and dinner when I was 8, and now she takes it away?!?!?!?!?!