Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Naruto Fan Fiction ❯ The Insanity Begins: Who Will Survive? ❯ Boys' strip club part one ( Chapter 5 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Weka: ATTENTION ALL BOYS!!! * A lot of windows break *

All boys: O_o

Weka: U shall all strip! ^^ Author's commands!

All boys: * Tries 2 run away *

Weka: U shall not run away! * Releases rabid fangirls *

Hiei: Other way!

Rabid fangirls: IT”S HIEI!! HE'S SO HOT!!! GET HIM GIRLS!!!

Hiei: Oh damn…

RF: CHAAAAARRRRRGE!!!!

Hiei: Come on guys! Help me!

~Meanwhile at doughnut shop~

Neji: OHHHH!!!! DUNKIN' DONUTS!!! =^O^=

Kurama: Like… u just noticed? We have been in this shop 4 10 seconds! -____________-

Neji: * Eating chocolate sprinkled donut * 0_0 * Suddenly gets hyper * YAHOOOOOO!!!!! SUGAR! SUGAR! SUGAR!! * Starts running down the street 2 the next donut shop** Eats all donuts there ** Keeps on going *

Rock Lee: Has my rival become insane?

Shino: At least I don't have any fangirls…

Fangirls: SHINOOOOO!!!!!!

Shino: 00 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fangirls: * Catches up 2 Shino and starts taking his clothes * ^^

*5 minutes later *

Shino: @_@ * Wakes up 2 find Kiba on top of him * 00 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NIGHTMARES!!!! * Jumps behind cashier * SAVE MEEEE!!!!!!

Kiba: R u okay? O_o

Weka: * Appears * It's not him u should b worrying about…

Yusuke: I'm not part of this am I?

Shino: Why is it so cold in here all of a sudden?

Weka: I think u should look down…

Shino: * Looks down * 00 * Covers crotch * anybody have any extra pants? * Crickets chirp * anyone?

Random dude: Here is mine! ^^

Weka: HELL NO!! * Kills random dude * Anyway, back 2 the mansion!

Yusuke: How?

Weka: Like this! * Transports all boys back 2 mansion *

All boys: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cashier: O_o

~Back at mansion~

Ana-Mei: * Wakes up ** Looks around 2 see Hiei's clothes all over the place* O.o

Hiei: * Lying on floor naked * @_@

Weka and boys: * Appears*

Ana-Mei: Why is Hiei lying on the floor?

Weka: Because some rabid fangirls came in.

All boys: And it's your entire fault! * Points at Weka accusingly *

Weka: WAT? 00

All boys: HAHA!!!

Shino: REVENGE TIME!!!!

Ana-Mei: No one can hurt authoresses!

Shino: How?

Ana-Mei: First, I can make u do this! * Makes Shino dance *

Shino: AAAHH!! Wait. This is kind of fun. ^_^

Ana-Mei: U won't think it's so fun when I make u do this! * Bangs Shino's head on wall *

Shino: @_@

All boys: 00

Weka: U heard her! Now strip!

Kakashi: NO!

Weka: Being stubborn eh? * Grabs all of Kakashi's books and throws them in crocodile pool *

Kakashi: 0.0 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!! * Cries *

Weka: NOW STRIP BEFORE I KILL U ALL!!!

Ana-Mei: I think they've had enough.

All boys: Thank u Ana-Mei! * Crowd around Ana-Mei and hugs her *

Ana-Mei: --

Kurama: * Accidentally touches Ana-Mei's breasts* (Big mistake)

Ana-Mei: O_O that's it! I agree with Weka! Strip!

All boys: Thanks a lot Kurama!

Kurama: Oh well. It's not like stripping in front if a giant crowd of fangirls will kill us all * Closes eyes * Right?

Kiba: I think u should open your eyes.

Kurama: * Opens eyes ** Sees a lot of fangirls in stadium * 00

Rock Lee: Will it kill us now that fangirls'll trample us?

Kurama: Whoops.

Ana-Mei: We're missing Neji.

Neji fangirl: WAT? NEJI'S MISSING?

Weka: Yep! So you'll have 2 wait!

Nf: Aww…

Ana-Mei: First victim… I mean stripper, will be… Kakashi!

Kakashi: * Does not appear *

Weka: Where the hell is he? * Goes back 2 crocodile pool *

~Back at crocodile pool~

Kakashi: * Fighting with crocodile * GIVE ME BACK MY BOOK!!!

Crocodile: * Bites Kakashi's hand *

Mushroom: * Comes out of door reading Icha Icha Paradise* Cool…

Kakashi: Little kid! U shouldn't b reading this!

Mushroom: I'm 18, dumbass! -

Kakashi: Well, it's my book.

Mushroom: Does it have your name on it?

Kakashi: No.

Weka: * Appears ** Grabs Kakashi out of pool* ^^ Back 2 stripping club!

Kakashi: NOOOO!!!! *Disappears *

Mushroom: O_O Oh well. * Continues reading book *

~Back at stadium~

Weka and Kakashi: * Appears*

Fangirls: IT”S KAKASHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kakashi: * Starts stripping* Why me? * Finishes stripping** Runs off stage crying*

Ana-Mei: =^. ^=

Weka: Next victim… I mean victim… ahhhh!!!!!!!! *Hits herself on the forehead * @_@ Next… stripper… is… Kurama…

Kurama: 00 * Starts stripping very slowly ** Does not finish stripping* I don't have 2 finish since Weka is unconscious. ^_^

Ana-Mei: I'm still here.

Kurama: Damn.

*Suddenly, a ray hits all boys including Neji *

Ana-Mei: Read and review! ^_^