Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction ❯ Hitoshizuku ❯ Yakuza Urameshi ( Chapter 2 )

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Koenma was busy in his huge room, signing papers, keeping files on demons in the human world and searching through cases that needed to be done. They were only minor cases so he didn't bother Yusuke with them, things like that could be handled by his other agents.

The toddler like demi-god took a stack of papers that he was working on and then tapped them on the desk to straighten them out. He then stopped when he heard some very loud, crude, language, from apparently a female, from in the hall. He also heard Botan and Kuwabara's voices trying to calm down the person who was cursing very loudly.

The doors suddenly burst open with a loud "WHAM!!!" against the walls and an angry young woman marched to Koenma's desk. She had sort black hair in a boyish hair cut and furious almond brown eyes, wearing green pants and a blue jacket, which Kuwabara had lent her, being the gentleman he was; she had it wrapped around her more slender figure. She also had a small black pig with blood red eyes that was, dare I say it, hog tied.

"Um... My I help you, ma'am?" the demi-god asked, sweating and even a little frightened by the fierceness of this strange girl that looked ready to attack him

"I'm not a ma'am!" she shrieked flinging the piglet into the air, luckily Kurama caught it. Kuwabara gently pulled the girl away from Koenma by the arm so she didn't lash out at the oblivious toddler

"Damn it, calm down Urameshi" the orange haired teen said quietly, not being angry or yelling but just telling her to calm down. Yusuke-chan glared at him and pulled her arm away from his grasp, continuing to glare at anything she saw; she was obviously pissed.

Koenma was a bit confused and he gestured Botan over. The blue haired apparition went over him and bent down so he could whisper

"Botan, tell me that Yusuke has a twin sister" the demi-god said and Botan sighed and shook her head before speaking normally, standing up again

"No sir, Yusuke fell in the Jusenkyou in China" she explained and Yusuke-chan seemed to grow even more irritable. "As you see, he fell into the Spring of Drown Girl and the lead demon" she pointed to Kurama who held up the lil black piglet "It fell into the Spring of Drown Piglet"

"Jusenkyou?" Koenma asked and Botan sighed

"The accursed springs" and started to walk off, but then grabbed Yusuke-chan's arm to drag her off

"Hey!" she yelled in surprise

"Come on Yusuke" she said cheerfully "I'm sure there's a cure somewhere"

Only a few minutes later Koenma had a file on the Jusenkyou springs and was reading it, once in a while making a `Hm...' and `Um-hum...' sounds. Both Hiei and Kuwabara though had burst in to uncontrollable laughter over Yusuke's predicament. Kurama had also had his chuckles, but was now scowling the other two. The dog demon turned piglet was taken of by Gorge (The blue Ogre that's around Koenma all the time) to maybe find out the demon's motives for the killing of a human boy.

Botan came back and gave the laughing boys a stern look while putting her hands on her hips

"It isn't funny!" she snapped. Hiei bit his bottom lip to shut him self up and put a smirk to cover up his laughing. Kuwabara had to wipe away the tears because of his laughing so hard

"hehehe, Sorry Botan" Kuwabara said, still chuckling every once in a while

"Hn" Hiei said, finally over his laughing fit

"But it's hilarious that Urameshi was turned into a girl!" Kuwabara exclaimed and laughed again. He didn't notice the person behind him until he got a fist in the head "OW!" He yelped and turned around, rubbing his head. Yusuke, male once again, was glaring at him with a vein on his temple, his hair slicked back once again. He no longer had Kuwabara's shirt on, but had on another one of his spare green one's on.

(Where do you think he gets his shirts? He's lost them in almost every major fight! (At least in the anime) *Starts counting them off* The fight with Risho, With Suzaku, with Chu... *Goes on and on and on*)

"Shut up Kuwabara" the spirit detective grumbled and tossed Kuwabara's shirt back at him

"Well it looks like the curse wore off" Kurama concluded but Botan shook her head

"No, it's only a temporary cure" she said "The curse is triggered by--" She didn't get to finish because Yusuke covered her mouth

"Shut up big mouth! I never want to be a girl again!" he snapped and uncovered her mouth. Botan blushed in embarrassment a did a combination anime smile and sweat drop

"Oops, almost slipped" she said. Yusuke `humph'ed and stomped towards the double doors of Koenma's office

"We caught the demon; I'm going home. Don't bug me for a few days" he said and disappeared. Kuwabara wasn't far behind, his shirt back on and calling after him

"Hey Urameshi, how does the curse work?"

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"Tell me"

"No"

"Tell me"

"No"

"Tell me"

"No"

"Tell me"

"Shut the hell up Kuwabara!" Yusuke finally shouted "I'm not telling you how the fucking curse works!" They were still walking to their houses from spirit world.

"Come on" the orange haired teen whined "I want to know"

"No, you'll just use it against me." the black haired teen growled angrily. Kuwabara looked insulted

"Geese, you really think that lowly of me Urameshi?" he asked. Yusuke bit the inside of his mouth for a second; he hadn't meant to say that

"No" he admitted "But I'm still not telling you"

"Come on..." Kuwabara persisted "I'll keep bugging you until you do tell me" Which had already been going on for about a half hour now. Yusuke finally heaved a heavy sigh and stopped to turn to Kuwabara

"If I tell you, you'll quit bugging me?" He asked and the taller teen nodded "And you won't use it to embarrass me or talk about this EVER again?" Kuwabara nodded twice "On your honor too"

"Yes already" He said impatiently

"Fine" the Spirit Detective said and looked around to see if anyone was watching or paying attention to them "If I'm splashed with cold water" he got a skeptical look back

"You're kidding" he said

"No, I'm not" Yusuke said and turned around to continue his way home "You can believe me or you don't, I don't really..." He froze when he felt a splash of cool water on his head. Yusuke-chan spun around to Kuwabara who was screwing back on a cap to a water bottle

"Kuwabara!" she yelled "You said you wouldn't use it against me!"

"I said I wouldn't embarrass you" He corrected "I just wanted to see if it worked"

"And you didn't believe me!" she snapped and it was starting to attract people's attention. Kuwabara shushed her

"Urameshi, stop making a scene" he said and directed her to an alley way by the arm "Sheesh you don't have to be yelling" Yusuke-chan then hit the taller teen on the side of the head with a balled fist, 2 or 3 veins on her head. The water had washed out her hair gel and she was a couple inches shorter now; she glared at him and had her arms folded. Kuwabara rubbed his head where she had hit him. Normally he would hit Yusuke back, but it was against his code to hit a girl, and her punch wasn't as hard as usual. "Well what does it take to turn you back?"

"Hot water" she said and Kuwabara blinked

"That's it?" he asked

"I wouldn't joke with something like this!" she snapped again and Kuwabara put his hands up in defense.

"Ok, ok" Kuwa said "Yeesh, I'll get cha some hot water, how bout that?" He looked out of the alley to see a café across the street "Come on" He grabbed her arm and lead her out of the alley way

"Hey" Yusuke-chan said in some protest but got her balance back. She pulled her arm back and followed at her own will, though still not in a happy mood. Once a quick look in the café window though made her stop and Kuwabara paused going in, his hand on the door "I'll wait here" she said and leaned against the wall of the building

"How come?" Kuwabara asked

"Keiko's in there" the orange haired teen glanced in the window and saw it was true, Keiko was sitting at a booth drinking tea with two of her friends, chatting happily to one another

"Alright fine" Kuwabara said "I'll be back" and he walked inside. Yusuke-chan folded her arms across her chest and scowled at the people who walked by, she also had to keep pulling up her pants because they would keep slipping off her slender hips; it was quite annoying. She started to get annoyed with Kuwabara because he was taking so long. She peeked in the window to see Keiko talking to the orange haired teen, she had obviously spotted him.

"Oh wonderful" Yusuke-chan said bitterly "Just friggen peachy" She hated being a girl and she hated to wait

"Hey, looky what we have here"

Yusuke-chan looked from the window to see a gang starting to surround her. They looked like they were from a different school, wearing Kasanegafugi school uniforms. Yusuke-chan glared at them when they had surrounded her

"Looks like this lady is waitin' for someone" one of them said with a sly grin

"Buzz off creeps" she hissed and they all leaned away simultaneously in fake fear and making a mocking `Ouuu, scaaaaary' sound

"Hehehe, she's a feisty one" another guy said and leaned in close to her "Wanna come with us pretty girl?"

`Pretty girl' Yusuke-chan repeated in her head, getting a vein on her temple `Oh he's going to DIE for that'

"Go to hell" she said and punched him in the jaw, making him stumble back, a hand to his jaw. She expected him to be angry but he just grinned

"She's got a good punch too" he said. Yusuke-chan scowled and rubbed her knuckles where her fist had connected with his face. That hurt. That shouldn't have hurt, it should have KO'd him, especially when she used her spirit energy in it... She thought she did...

She froze when she felt someone grope her butt. She `eep'd at first shock and then spun around, her foot connecting with someone's face, this time knocking them into the pavement

"Keep your hands off you bastards" she yelled out raged that her personal space have been violated. The gang wasn't smiling anymore

"Hey, watch your mouth girlie" one of them, a tall blonde said and stepped forward, grabbing her chin roughly. He was obviously the gang's leader with spiky blonde hair and dark eyes. Yusuke-chan was about to gut him...

"Hands off her"

Everyone looked to see Kuwabara standing there scowling at the gang, a styrofoam cup in hand

"What's it ta you, Kuwabara" the blonde asked and Kuwabara smirked

"Well don't you know Urameshi will hunt you down if you hurt his cousin?" he said and the gang immediately took a step back from Yusuke-chan and the gang leader even moved away

"Urameshi's cousin" they echoed and the blonde started to move his gang out saying something about not needing to mess with Yusuke Urameshi. Yusuke-chan blinked and then smirked

"I guess my rep has gotten worse since I beat them last time huh?" she said, remembering when he had come back to life and helped Kuwabara save his kitten.

"Yep" Kuwabara said "Good thing they bought it, other wise I'd have had to fight them"

"Hey, I was about to pulverize them" Yusuke-chan said

"Sure you were" Kuwabara said disbelievingly "I bet you didn't even see them start to bring out their pocket knives" she lightly blushed in embarrassment

"Did too" she lied "But you could have kicked their butts too. What, scared they'll take your cat again?" Kuwabara frowned

"For one thing I would have spilled your water" he said, and he gave her the styrofoam cup filled with warm water, lightly steaming still. "Second, its not polite to fight in front of a lady unless you have to" Yusuke-chan glared at him

"I'm not a girl" she said

""You are right now he said and moved away when Yusuke-chan made a threatening whack to the head

"Shut up!" she said angrily and was about to splash the water on her self when Keiko came into view. She stopped and hid the cup behind her back

"Hey Kuwabara" she said "Yu just ran out..." she saw Yusuke-chan and blinked twice "Oh, are you on a date?" Both Kuwabara and Yusuke-chan blushed furiously

"No!" Kuwa said quickly "No, no, Keiko, its Urameshi--"

"--shi's cousin" Yusuke-chan finished, stepping in front of him because Kuwabara was about to spill the curse. "I'm Yusuke Urameshi's cousin" The cursed teen gave a warning look to Kuwabara before looking at Keiko again with a grin

"Oh" the brunet said simply "I didn't know Yusuke had a cousin"

"Well, we hardly see each other" Yusuke-chan said, starting to sweat a bit. Keiko looked at her and wondered if she was telling the truth

"Well I see the family resemblance" she said "What's your name?" Yusuke-chan's mouth opened slightly, but nothing came out. She glanced at Kuwabara for help, and he gave her an `Oh, now you need my help' look, but went to answer for her anyway

"Her name is... Is... Yakuza" he said the first thing that came to his mind "Right?"

"Yeah, Yakuza" Yusuke-chan said, glad Kuwabara didn't choose something girly "Yakuza Urameshi"

"Well, nice to meet you, Yakuza" Keiko said with a smile "How long are you staying here?"

"I don't know" Yusuke-chan said "A week or two" and then thought `Hopefully less' Keiko nodded and then looked to Kuwabara

"So where is Yusuke anyway?" she asked. She knew about the trip to China, but only knew from Shizuru, Kuwabara's sister, because she said Kuwabara went with Yusuke to fight demons in China

"Well, he's, um..." Kuwabara, thought quick for an excuse "He's still with Koenma about the last job... Paper work to do..." Keiko laughed

"Yusuke doing paper work" she giggled "I can't see it" she shrugged "Well, I'll see you later then, Bye Kuwabara, Yakuza" and she went back into the café to her friends. Yusuke-chan sighed in relief and ducked in the slim alley beside the building, Kuwabara following

"That was close" he said as Yusuke-chan poured the warm water on her self and turned male again.

"No kidding" Yusuke said and threw the empty cup into a dumpster then ran his fingers threw his hair to try to slick it back with the water, but the water from before had already rinsed it all out "Shoot" he said

"You should have told Keiko though" Kuwabara said "She'll find out eventually"

"If Koenma's goons find a permanent cure then there'll be nothing to find out" Yusuke said nonchalantly and walked out of the alley. They both had to take different directions home from the café. "See ya Kuwabara" and he started his way home

"Eh, Later Urameshi" The taller teen replied and went the opposite way home

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