Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Spirit detectives until further notice ❯ Chapter 3 ( Chapter 2 )

Disclaimer: I don't own SM or YYH! I wish I did though…

Couples are:

Usagi/Yusuke

Hotaru/Hiei

Koenma/Botan (They're made for each other)

Setsuna/Kurama

Haruka/Michiru

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"Hey Luna," Usagi greeted.

She was walking down the street in the rain to get groceries. Michiru and Haruka had gone to a symphony and Hotaru was at the park enjoying the rainy weather.

"You'll never believe the day I had," Luna said hopping on her shoulder.

"Was it really as dreadful as you make it sound?" Usagi asked as they continued walking down the street.

"First I was almost hit by a car, then this boy chases me for 5 blocks, I managed to lose him but I don't think I did a good job," Luna said.

"Why?" Usagi asked.

"He's in that store," Luna said.

"Well, you're on my shoulder so he can't touch you," Usagi said.

"That's a comforting thought," Luna said sarcastically.

"I have to get some things, you can either wait out here in the rain or come inside, what's it gonna be?" Usagi asked.

Luna gave up and stayed on her shoulder.

They walked inside and Usagi closed up her umbrella.

"What are you getting?" Luna asked in a whisper.

"Bread, Milk, Chips, Candies, Donut and Motor oil," Usagi said.

She was surprise to find out they actually had motor oil in a corner store; she grabbed a bottle and read it in surprise with a smirk. It was Haruka's favorite brand.

"Hey Usagi!" Kuwabara said coming from behind a rack.

Luna hissed at the boy who hair reminded Usagi of a carrot, one of the reason she wasn't too frond of him. She liked Kurama hair because it reminded her of a candy and Hiei's reminded her of that time she tried to cook something.

"Hey, she's your cat. I was trying to get her earlier to prevent her from getting drenched by the rain but looked like a failed," he said noticing Luna's slightly wet coat.

"How do you know it's a she?" Usagi asked.

"I could always tell a girl from a boy cat," Kuwabara said. "I love cats."

"I better get home, they might attack me as soon as I walk in the house if I don't hurry and get this home," Usagi said.

"All right but I wanted to ask you something," Kuwabara said.

"What?" Usagi asked.

"I was wondering if you needed someone to show you around since its different from where you're from," Kuwabara trailed off.

"Yeah, that would be great. I've read all my old manga, I need the new Tenchi, Chobits, Inuyasha," Usagi said.

"Really! I mean, I'll show you tomorrow after school," Kuwabara said.

"Ok, after school," Usagi said. "Bye."

She paid for the food and motor oil then left the store leaving a happy carrot top. She walked home humming a song that she remembered from the radio called `Rainy Day Man', she also remember how much Makoto loved the song. A green spot stood out in a small alley, she stared at it with one eyebrow quirked upward. She walked up to it while Luna hopped down onto the ground besides Usagi.

"Are you alright?" Usagi asked kneeling down to the person.

"Yeah, I'm fine," he said.

"Yusuke, your arm," Usagi said looking at the torn clothes.

"Is fine," he said angrily.

"Let me see," she said holding out her hand.

He gave her his arm and turn away.

"This cut is pretty deep, looks like it could've been done be a…glaive?" Usagi asked confused.

"So, are you going to help or not?" he asked angrily.

Usagi gave a low growl as she took some napkins out the bag. She pushed them up against his cut hard as she could making him hiss in pain.

"Ow! What are you doing?" Yusuke asked angrily.

"I'm stopping it from bleeding," Usagi said.

"Why are you helping me?" he asked.

"I don't leave people lying in streets or lakes. I'm not like other people," Usagi said.

"Yeah, I guess not," he muttered.

"C'mon, you can come to my house. Michiru has a full emergency kit at home," Usagi said.

Yusuke walked home, slightly supported by the young girl, he glared at the people who looked at them strangely. They reached her house and she began repairing him as soon as he sat upon the black couch.

"Stop flipping through the freaking channels!" Usagi shouted as Yusuke flipped before she could even see what was on the screen.

"Freaking? Just say Fucking!" Yusuke yelled.

"No way! I'm not suppose to swear," Usagi said.

"Saint," he muttered.

"Bastard," Usagi said.

"Beep!"

"Mutt!"

"Slut!" `That should make her swear' he thought.

"Dumb idiot!"

"Odango Amatta!" he shouted without thinking.

Suddenly Usagi froze and her left eye twitched. "Why you Beep, beep, motherbeep, beep you to beep, you godbeep son of a beep! I swear you're the most beepy beep I've ever seen you son of a beep! You godbeep, beep, beep, beep, beeeeeeep!" she shouted.

Yusuke stood in shock. He didn't even know that many swears and in so many languages.

"And you know what else?" Usagi asked.

"What?" Yusuke asked.

"That felt good," Usagi said grabbing the remote. She turned to Spongebob Squarepants to see the episode when Spongebob and Patrick learn the bad word.

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Beep- A swear. Just fill in the beeps.

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