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This is my first episode where they are babysat by none other than Lord Voldamort

Voldamort- why should I participate in this pitiful excuse for comedy muggle?

VI- because if you don't I will post these high definition photos of you in a pink dress on the Internet.

Voldamort- (eyes widen) how did you get those pictures

VI- never mind that will you do it or not

Voldamort- (grumbles and curses) fine muggle I'll do it (then walks through the front door into the torture- I mean the living room)

(Door opens and Voldamort walks in and instantly get hit in the face with a jet of water)

Voldamort- who dares squirt me with water (hears giggles and turns to see a robot with a squirt gun mounted on top suspended in midair)

Angelica- (speaking through the robot) so you're the new babysitter huh, looks like my parents are getting desperate to hire someone like you (floats closer to Voldamort) well follow the drone and you can meet us. (Robot speeds away with Voldamort following cursing lightly)

The robot goes through a door to the right and Voldamort follows, he walks in and his feet are caught in a trip wire and he was now hanging upside-down in front of the door, then the room fills with laughter

Voldamort- what the hell is this? Put me down this instant!

Mike- I see what you mean Angelica, mom and dad must be getting desperate; he looks look a vampire, should we make him eat garlic

Amy- hungy now

Voldamort-What this is no time for dinner its only 4pm

(Suddenly a clock appears in the child hand and turns the hour hand so it say 6:23)

Voldamort- that means nothing (breaks rope with blast from wand and falls on the ground) just turning the clock didn't change the time

Angelica- but this is a special clock it controls all the clocks in the house, so it is now 6:30, and we need dinner now.

Voldamort: (grumbling) where's the kitchen

Patrick: Amy and me can show you where while we help you cook

Voldamort- I don't need your help muggle I can cook just fine (then marches off to the kitchen with Patrick and Amy following)

Angelica- so what do we do to today's babysitter, lock him a closet with a bear wearing meat scented perfume surrounded by hot boiling lava.

Mike- na I got a better idea, we can play dress up, I got an idea (whispers to Angelica)

Voldamort- now what do you muggles want

Amy- ice cem

Voldamort- ????????

Patrick- she wants ice cream for dinner

Voldamort- fine if you leave me alone and let me concur the world (and walks over to freezer and begins looking for ice cream)

Then a robot floats behind him and grabs the back of his cloak and picks him up off the ground

Voldamort- you muggles unhand me this instant you !@#*

VI- (appears out of thin air and hits Voldamort with a flyswatter) this is PG so no language. Now continue with the torturing children (and disappears)

Voldamort- (screaming to be let down gets whirled in circles by the robot) uh I don't feel good… urp…sick (pukes all over floor and passes out)

Angelica and Patrick run in carrying robot controls

Angelica- quick get him into the bathroom, were going to play dress up

Children giggle evilly as they drag Voldamort into bathroom

An hour later

Voldamort- ug what happened

Mike- you got sick all over yourself so we cleaned you up, look

Voldamort- (looks in mirror and sees he is wearing a diaper and bonnet with blond wig and sloppy applied eyeliner and lipstick and his cloak has been turned pink) AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH you little twerps, what have you done!?

Angelica- we played dress up, do you like it?

Voldamort- (pulls out wand) no I don't like it, now you 4 are going to die (raises wand)

Patrick- (hits Voldamort with cinder block) no you don't, you can't hurt little kids, you need to be educated

Then the 4 children drag him again to a dark room with a VCR and wide screen

A while later after Voldamort is forced to watch Barney and Tellytubbys for 5 hours

VI- (walks in to find 4 children looking pleased and Voldamort is sitting on the ground curled up in a ball and sucking his thumb murmuring the Barney them song) look like you outdid yourself this time, it only took 5 hours, he was a bad choice

Patrick- na he held out for the first 2 hours you got' a give him some credit, but we need a new babysitter tomorrow

VI- ya you do go through them fast, see you tomorrow

Tortures- by, get someone good next time!

VI- for the record people are welcome to send ideas for character or get a place in the fic but you cant be older than 9, please R&R