Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction / Cowboy Bebop Fan Fiction / Trigun Fan Fiction ❯ Random Insanity is not a disease its a blessing ❯ Summoning, confusion, and (anti) pokemon therapy ( Chapter 1 )

Laura: I'm bored...

Disclaimer: update a fic, draw a picture do something....

Laura: hmm..nah..I'll make a new fic...a random fic...

Disclaimer: Great...just dont drag me into it

Laura: Your dragged into it already cuz this is it! So ha!

Disclaimer: shutup and start the fic..

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*A swirl of dark purple appears then fades revealing a girl of 16*

Cat: I call upon the powers of the spork! Come to meeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!! *raises a spork into the air as black swirls appear next to her and then clear to reveal another person*

Zil: Yo...

Cat: Wasssssssssssssup!!!

Zil: Thats so old...

Cat: I know! I just wanted to say it!

Zil: Someone should stab you in the eye with a relly hot french fry....

Cat: Whatever! Just summon her!

Zil: Fine... By the power of the blade come to me! *raises a huge sword and pink swirls come out and form another person*

Jes: Hi hi! Nikki! Laura! What ya want from meeeeeee?

Cat: Another fun adventure awaits us! ^.^

Jes: Reeeeeaaaally?? /\_/\

Zil: Yeah...hooray... ¬.¬;

Jes: Then this calls for...You-Know-who! *raises a pink teddy bear* Mr. Bear Bear goooooo!!!! *A swirl of light blue bursts from the bear and reveals a forth person*

Gem: Um...tea time?

All: No....

Gem: Then what...

Cat and Jes: FUN TIME!!!

Zil: Someone...help...me... -_-;

Gem: Yay......? O.o;

Cat: ok girls time to summon them!

Gem and Nikki: For real! O_O

Gem: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD! YAAAAAAAAAY!

Zil: >.>; I thought you had composure...self control..

Gem: NOT ABOUT SUCH AN OCCASION WHAT THE HECK ARE WE WAITING FOR! *Gets out a bright neon green glowing pencil*

All: By the power of our items...COME TO US! *Their swirls of purple black pink and blue combine together into a large swirl then it vanishes revealing several confused looking people*

Miroku: Um...Inuyasha...where are we?

Inuyasha: I dunno...

Shippo: I'm scared! Kagome where is she? Where's sango?

Hiei: .....

Kurama: Yusuke...did botan send us on another mission?

Yusuke: I dunno...

Kuwabara: WHAT THE HECK ARE WE DOIN' HERE!

Sesshomaru: Shutup pathetic human!

Naraku: ....

Spike: I dunno....

Gren: I'm...alive? What the...

Kuruneko: Meow?

Vash: AH! My donuts are gone! I was just sitting and eating them and now they are gone! T_T *cries* MY DONUTS!!!!!

Wolfwood: Give it a rest...

Legato: Preist..and I..are both...alive again?

Midvalley: Oh well.. *plays his saxophone*

Gren: hmm nice job.. *joins in with his own saxophone*

Yugi: Um...

Kaiba: I don't like the looks of this..

Joey: I...um...uh...

Marik: Your an idiot Joey...

Yami Yugi: Yugi...If your there..and I'm here..I have my own body! *dances* WOO! Finally!

Bakura: o.o Yami's a fruitcake...

Dark Bakura: Your one to talk..you dance ballet in your living room..how degrading..thankfully I have my own body now... *Dances with Yami Yugi*

Cat: Anyway...More might come later but for now....lets have some fun with these guys! *Evil laughter*

Zil Jes and Gem: *Join in with evil laughter*

The guys: e_e;

Hiei: Their crazy....

Cat: Now then....*whispers into Jes, Gem, and Zil's ears*

Zil: Fine...

Jes: YAY! DRESSUP TIME! *poofs out a large rack of clothes*

Guys: Um.....

Gem: I'll do makeup!

Guys: Oh..shi- *random loud beep*

Cat: Careful Careful! Censors..they are watching us...like we're...lab rats!

Zil: What are you smoking?

Cat: Catnip! ^.^ Meow!

Kuruneko: O.o; Me..ow?

Zil: Can I go home yet?

Cat: NO! You won't wanna miss this!

Jes: Now then...I'll do clothes...

Gem: I'm doing makeup!

Cat: I'll do hair!

Zil: I'll do nothing...I want no part in your crazy wacked out ideas..remmeber what happened last time?

~FLASHBACK TIME!~

*Cat Zil Gem and Jes are sitting in chairs, Pikachu lays on his back on a couch*

Cat: So tell us about this trainer of yours...Ash is his name?

Pikachu: Pi..pi pika pika chu pi pi chu ka chu pi pikachu!

Zil: O.o; Wha...

Pikachu: pika pika chu pi pi chu ka chu pi ka pi! pika pi chu ka chu pika pi pikachu!

Gem and Jes: He does what to you! O_O

Cat: Oh man...thats sick...

Zil: WHATS IT SAYING!!!!

Gem Pikachu says at night when his friends are asleep he takes pikachu far away from everyone and *whispers stuff into Zil's ear*

Zil: EW! Thats wrong on so many levels in so many ways!

Jes: I know! We gotta do something...

Pikachu: pika pika chu pi pi chu ka chu pi pika pika chu pi pi chu ka chu pi!

Cat: Oh man! Thats so...ugh!

Zil: Translation? Please?

Cat: Pikachu says that misty and brock sometimes *whispers into her ear* then when that red haired chick and gay blue haired guy and talking cat with AIDS capture it they.. *whispers into her ear*

Zil: Great now I'm gonna have nightmares! ugh! Poor yellow rat thing not even a ugly furball deserves that... *Gets electrocuted by pikachu* ACK! x.x

~ENDING OF FLASHBACK~

Zil: We got sued for getting those people in jail for mistreatment of animals..or poke-whatsits..plus..I electrocuted anyone I touched!

Cat: eh..heh..yeah...but thats in the past!

Jes: Their dressed!

Gem: and their makeup's done!

Cat: I'll do their hair!

Zil: I'll...do nothing cuz this is all for this chapter..

Jes: SEE THE RESULTS NEXT TIME!

Gem: Yeah! We'll keep you guys in suspense!

Guys: SAVE US! PLEASE HAVE MERCY! SAVE US!

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Jes: Yay! one chapter down..who knows how many to go!

Gem: This is fun! Thank you thank you thank you for letting us be in your fic Laura..or um..kitty..or Cat?

Cat: I go by many names! Normally kitty..but I shortened it to Cat...

Zil: Why do I hang around you nutcases? Gem..your supposed to be civilized!

Gem: Looks can be deceiving...my fashion has nothing to do with my personality!

Cat: Yeah I act waaaay more cheerful then I look!

Zil: Yup...

Gem: Lets go watch a movie now...

Jes: Yep..READ AND REVIEW READERS!

Gem: Please!

Cat: Hey! Thats my line! *tackles and the three girls get into a fight*

Zil: I'll shutdown the PC now..bye readers..now to find some bandaids..

FIN

(for now anyway)