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Inu Yasha Bloopers

Inu Yasha and Miroku, somewhere in the wild.

Inu: O, thanks a bunch!

Miroku: Was it my fault that we got stuck here?!

Inu: YES!!

A few birds fly away.

Miroku: Where are we headed again?

Inu: AGH! YOU ARE SO FORGETFUL!

Kagome: Do they even know that the edge of the forest is right next to them?

Sesshimaru: My brother's so stupid, it'd take them weeks to get out.

Kagome: Oh, your no help!

Sess: Oh, you were asking for help?

Kagome wakes Sess over the head.

Kagome: YES!! I WAS ASKING YOU FOR HELP!!

Rin: Ah! *runs to help Sess*

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Sesshimaru's fight with Inu.

Inu dose the amazing attack.

Sess: You imbisole!

Inu: I can't fuckin' see!

Sess: I'm over here! You moron!

Inu: You wouldn't be able to hit the target either if you were blind!

Sess: Yes I would!

Kagome, Sango, Miroku, Jankken, Shippo: GET ON WITH IT!

Inu: Just bcause your older doesn't give you more power!

Sess: Yes it dose!

Inu: No it dosen't!

Sess: Dose to!

Inu: Dose not!

Sess: Dose to!

Inu: Dose not!

Sess and Inu continue fighting.

Director: Are they always like this?

Kagome and Sango: Yup.

Sess and Inu start punching and kicking each other like two little children.

Kagome and Sango: They always fight.

Director: Interesting. Make them stop.

Kagome, Sango, Miroku, and Shippo: WHAT?!?!?!?

Director: You heard me, make them stop.

Now Director, Kagome, Sango, Miroku, and Shippo are fighting.

Rin and Jankken stare at each other and start laughing.

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Sesshimaru meets Rin.

Rin comes around trees.

Sess: *snarls*

Rin stummbles backwards and hits a metal grate.

Sess: Is she ok?

Rin: Ugh. That hurt!

Rin starts crying.

Sess: Don't cry! Its ok! You'll be fine. *huggs Rin lightly*

Rin: It hurt!

Sess: Shh. Get her a band-aid.

No one moves.

Sess: *growls* NOW!!!

Jankken hobbles forward and gives Rin a band-aid.

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Jankken talking to himself on Sesshimaru's pet dragon.

Jankken get hit with a metal bat.

Jankken: lord Sesshimaru!

Sesshimaru: *looks down at Jankken* did it hurt?

Jankken: Yes.

Sess swings metal bat agian and-

SMACK!

Jankken gose flying through the air.

Sess: Have a nice trip!

Director: CUT!!! Sess, that's not in the script!

Sess: You got a problem with me?!

Director: Hehe, no I don't. ^^;;

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Inu Yasha-tatchi walking to a village.

Inu Yasha: This is sooooooo boring!

Kagome stops walking.

Sango: What's the matter?

Kagome: I'm going through my period.

The guys stop and look back.

Miroku: What are they saying?

Inu: Got the slightes clue.

Shippo: I think it's a girly thing!

Miroku: I dunno. Shall we listen in?

The other two nodd.

Sango and Kagome run up and whack all three boys on the head.

Sango: It's a girl's chat!

Kagome: Keep out!

All three boys: X_x Yes, Kagome. Yes, Sango.

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Koga and his wolves.

Koga: Feed to your hearts desire.

Wolves start growling at Koga.

Koga: Er... are they supposed to do that?

Sango: I don't think they are.

Wolves lung at Shippo.

Shippo: !!! HELP!

Sango jumps in the way.

Sango: Oh, no you don't! *Throws boomerang*

Kagome: Eeeeepppp!

Wolves start chasing Koga ang Kagome.

Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Inu Yasha: Grrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!! Get away you filthy beasts!! *tensiga slices first wolf in half*

Inu starts running himself.

Inu: Next plan!

Sesshimaru jumps in the way of the wolves as they charge.

Sess growls and wolves turn and run away.

Inu: I hate brothers.

Sess: I hate you, Inu.

Inu: I hate you more!

Sess: I hate you even more!

Inu: I hate you enevn more than you hate me!

Sango, Miruko, Shippo, Koga, Kagome, Director: SHUT UP, SESSHOUMARU, INU YASHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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