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A/N: I was bored, so, Yu-Gi-Oh! Bloopers! The only warning I've got for you is, GET SOME KLEENEX TISSUE AND SOME WATER FOR LATTER!

Yu-Gi Takes

Yugi and Joey, talking on the phone.

Yugi's Kitchen phone rings.

Grandpa Moto: Yugi, can you get that?

Yugi: Hullo?

Jeoy: ........

Yugi hangs up.

Yugi: I CAN'T beileve YOU, of all people, FORGOT his own LINE!

Joey: Ehe! ^.^0

~*~@~*~

Yugi and Joey, talking on the phone. Take 2

Yugi: So you want to do what to your deck?

Joey: Find a new deck master.

Yugi: Che, yeah right. *hangs up*

Backdrop falls over as Yugi slams reciver down.

Joey: Don' look at me! I didn' do it!

Yugi: Ehe........ DAMN YOU PROPS PEOPLE! YOU DON'T FRIGGIN CARE IF ANYONE WAS BEHIND THAT!

~*~@~*~

Yugi and Joey, talking on the phone. Take 3

Yugi hangs up phone and Joey stands there dumb-found.

Jeoy: You-you-you-

Yugi: I what?

Joey: YOU FRIGGIN MADE ME FORGET MY FRIGGIN LINE!

Yugi: *_* I did?

Joey: No, the other Yugi.

Yami: Me?

Joey: I was joking. 8.8 *tearry-eyed*

Yugi: You. Are. SO. Dead.

Joey: *in a squeeky voice* Help me. ;_;

~*~@~*~

Tae and Mai talking GIRL talk. (sorry boyz, gurlz'll understand)

Tae: But WHAT IF he does, ya know.

Mai: You ass?

Tae: Yeah.

Mai thinks.

Mai: Smack him back.

Tae: Will he understand?

Mai: Nah!

Yugi and Joey walk in.

Yugi: Hey, girls. Takin' a break from the reckless Director?

Mai: Buzz out.

Joey smack Tae on the.......ahem.........

Tae smacks him back.

Joey slwoly wobbles out.

Tae: It works.

Yugi: What works?

Yami's Spirit: A GIRL thing, ne?

Tae and Mai: YEAH! SO BUZZ OFF FLY-BOY!

Yami's Spirit sticks his tounge out at the girls.

~*~@~*~

Yami Yugi and Little Yugi chatting.

Yugi: Will she aprove?

Yami nodds.

Yugi: So Tae really has a crush on me?

Yami: Oh, yes, by the way, you said that aloud.

Yugi makes an eep sound and covers his mouth as the blue screen behind the two falls down.

Yami: What'd you do, land a plane?

Director: CUT! YoutwoOK?

Yugi: ... *still shaking a bit, considering the heavy thing landed just a few feet from his left foot*

Yami: Yugi, you alive?

Yugi nods the slightest.

Yami: We got a teen in shock over here! AND SHUT THAT FRIGGIN THING OFF!

Yugi starts gasping for air as the screen blacks out.

~*~@~*~

Bakura and Yami Bakura chatting with Yugi and Yami.

Yami B.: So IF he were to seperate us, then what?

Yami Y. shruggs.

Yugi: Like I'd ever...... What are you doing?

Bakura: *in squeeky voice* I have to use the toilet.

Yami B.: Can't you hold it?

Bakura: *in squeeky voice* a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o-P! *goes running off* ({[If you watch Teen Titans, this is a whole lot funnier when Beast Boy did it. Hee hee. ^o^]})

Yugi: Wow, got to 'p' then stopped.

Yami B.: 0.o That was weird.

Yami Y.: @.@ VERY weird

Yugi: Be glad that wasn't me.

Both Yami's: WE ARE HAPPY IT'S NOT YOU!

~*~@~*~

Bakura and Yami Bakura chatting with Yugi and Yami. Take 2

Yugi: So, what about-ya know.

Bakura: My feelings? I don't think Yami Bakura cares.

Yugi: Toilet.

Bakura: Huh?

Yugi: Must......... Use................ Toilet...................

Bakura: Eh... *gently scratches forehead* You do?

Yugi: *nodds* Must use toilet *hops from foot to foot*

Yami Y.: Uh-oh.

Yami B.: Doubble uh-oh.

Yugi: Please let me use toilet.

Yami Y.: Er, Yugi, whenever you need to-

Yugi runs off set whimpering.

Yami Y.: -not let me finish my sentece, just run away. *slumps posture* oh well.

Bakura: .....*_*....... Does he know how GIRLY that looked?

~*~@~*~

Bakura and Yami Bakura chatting with Yugi and Yami. Take 3

Yami and Yugi start walking off.....

.....And Yami slipps on the wet pavement.

Yugi gets dragged down also.

Bakura: Did someone set the sprinklers off?

Yami: Highly doubt that's what they slipped on.

~*~@~*~

Bakura and Tristan talking.

Tristand and Bakura are veiwed from waist up.

Bakura: So, when you off.... ahem.... duty?

Tristan: I don't really-WHOA!

Tristan's hands propell wildly as he falls off screen.

Bakura: *still holding his hands up* Ahem, did I forget to tell you, your not supposed to move your feet?

Tristan: *from the floor* No.

Bakura starts laughing.

Tristans hand comes into veiw as he grabbs Bakura's sleeve.

Bakura goes down.

Tristan stands up.

Tristan: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA------------WAIWAIWAIWAI! *arms propell wildly and he falls, yet again.

~*~@~*~

(A/N: Let's just say-I WAS A LITTLE MORE BORED THAN I THOUGHT.)

Yugi surfing the net.

Yugi: WHAT IN BLAZIN' HELL ARE YOU THINKING?!?!?!?!?!?

Yami and Tristan: What?

Yugi: Guess how MANY fan GIRLS think I'm ADORABLE as a CHIBI?!?!?!?!?!?

Yami: A lot more than you thought.

Tristan: 14?

Joey: 170?

Tae and Mai: Hmm, 50?

Yugi: 7,000,000,000!

Yami: And this is a problem because?

Yugi: I hate CHIBI cats!

Tristan: AAAWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! Look at the kawaii little Yugi-necko!!!!

Yugi: *slpas forhead* exusse me, but THAT's the reson I HATE CATS! You CUDDLE with a STUFFED cat, FOR GOD'S SAKE!

Tristan: *blushing* I DO NOT!

Tae and Mai continue playing their game of YYH TCG (Yu Yu Hakusho Trading Card Game)

Joey and Yami plug their ears and watch the two fighting.

~-Five Minutes later-~

Yugi: WHAT THE CRAP!

Yami: Please say it's not another kitty.

Yugi and Tristan: It IS a kitten.

Yami: Of who?

Both: You.

Tae and Mai: OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! LEMME SEE!

Tae: AAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW

Mai: KKKKKKKAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Yami: ._. A kittne of-of-of-of-LEMME SEE THAT! *scans screen* Uh-oh.

Tae: AAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW

Mai: KKKKKKKAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Yami: IT IS NOT KAWAII!

Mai: Isn't he just cwute?

Tae: Aw, liwle Wami.

Yami: I. Will. Get. You. Yugi.

Yugi: HEY! I DIDN'T DRAW IT!

Yami: Then. Who. Did?

Yugi: It's MediaMiner.org! A HUGE website with thousands of authours, artists, stories, art, Aime-

Yami: You make it soud good.

Yugi: *snatches lap top back* Well, I'll just tell Fannila you hate her web page.

Yami: DON' DO THAT!

Tae: AAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW

Mai: KKKKKKKAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Yami: Grr.......... Then again, don't even MENTION this to the-the-the-the-

Yugi: Webministress.

Yami: Whatever

~*~@~*~

Yugi's Dual with Evil Yami Marik.

Serenity: Will Yugi be OK, Joey?

Joey: Well, I'm not to sertain, but dat monster Yuge's got on da feilds really powerful!

Tristan: DUKE!

Duke: WH~AT?!

Tris: YOUR STANDING ON MY FOOOOOT!

Duke: Aw, who gives a rip? *turns and storms off*

Yami: *leaning over the edge of the arena* That sucks, but don't we always blame Duke?

Tris: Good point.

Joey: Don' give a rip!

Evil Yami Marik rolls eyes.

EYM: Are you finished so I can kill you, buddy?

Yami: Ah, shuddap, ya big yapper!

EYM glares and bares his teeth.

Yami: *pretends to shake* Ah, I'm so frightened.

EYM starts choking.

Joey: MAN down, people!

EYM: *-*

~*~@~*~

The Authour's bored, so she writes a stupid outtake that has nothing to do with the Yu-Gi-Oh! episodes, sorry.

Pegasus: So, Dukie, buddy, how do you like your eggs? *A/N: imagine Pegasus in an apron cooking brekfast*

Duke: I'm not Dukie, and I don't care, just don't burn 'em.

Joey: I wan' MY eggs, SUNNY-SIDE UP!

Serenity: Can I just have toast?

Yami and Yugi: Same goes 'round back here!

Duke: *swet drop* Ehe, they want toast, too, Peg.

Peg(asus): *MAJOR stress mark* STOP CALLIN' ME 'PEG' LIKE I'M AN IMP!

Mina(Whole group): Owie........

Dark Magician: (A/N: Just imagine DM in Joey's cloths, with a towle over his shoulders and his hair all messy....... Then imagine he can talk) I can't friggin find a SINGLE dry clothing, so I borrowed yours, Joey.

Joey: WHY YOU-!

Serenity: That's fine with Joey, just don't dirty them before Tea washes them! *still has hand over Joey's mouth* ehe!

Tea: He dirties 'em, he washes 'em.

Mai: *just walking in* What's for breakfast?

Peg: Eggs, bacon, toast, and pancakes.

Mai: !!! Oooo! I want blueberry pancakes!

Tea: I want chocolate chip Pancakes!

Yugi: Yami, can they stop yelling?

Yami: *dot-eyed* I highly doubt that.

Peg: Breakfast is served!

Yugi covers ears.

Joey: Hey, what's da matter, Yuge? You always like it when Peg cooks.

Peg has evil killing face on, with the barest of smiles on.

Yugi: Its all of you yelling!

~After breakfast~

Yugi: Why do I have to do the dishes?

Seto: I hate this!

Makuba: You ate breakfast, Ni-isan! You have to help Yugi and me do the dishes! *starts pouting*

Seto: *covers eyes* not the poutty puppy face!

Maku: Yugi-sama, will you be my big brother?

Seto: OK!OK!OK! I'll do the stinkin' dishes!

Yugi: That means a 'no' from me.

Maku: It works.

~Outside~

Joey: !!!! That's not all to fair, Mai!

Mai: It's a Dual, what did you expect? Pitty?

Tea: Their gonna kill each other.

Peg: Unless they kill their decks first.

Marik: That wouldn't be all to good.

DM: Well, yeah, they'd kill each other AND their decks at the same time.

Mar: That's bogus!

DM: IT IS NOT!

Mar: IS TO!

Tea: What children they are, eh, Dark Magician of Black Chaso?

DMBC: (similarly dressed like DM, only in black instead of green and blue) well, they're forever bickring over the stupidest of things, like Yugi's trust, Mai's love, and so forth.

Tea: Can I just kill 'em?

DMBC: Yes, if you know HOW to weild a card powerfuler and stronger than Dark Magician.

Tea: How 'bout Yugi's Dark Magician Girl?

DMBC: *thinking* that works, but Yugi's gotta release her first.

Yugi, Seto, and Maku come out of house.

Yugi: I'm plum tuckered out.

Seto: Same here.

Maku: I could use a good day of WATCHIN Duals than participating IN them.

Duke: Hey! Peg, INCOMING!

Peg: Huh? *looks up*

CERSMASH! SPLAT! CRUNCH!

Peg X_@

Duke: Told you to look out.

Peg: ...................oohh...................

Duke: Aw, little Peggie got a boo-boo on his head!

Peg: *shakes head* Dukie.

Duke: Peggie.

Peg: Dk.

Duke: Pelet.

Peg: *growls* Dukie mookie!

Duke: Bastard.

Tea: how much you wanna they'll lay off for more than a week?

DM: Three weeks of chores. For if they don't lay off.

Tea: Trash for the next month. For if they do lay off for a month.

DMBC: I would say fourteen weeks. IF they lay off tomorrow.

Peg: Monkey!

Duke: Kitty!

Peg: Leech!

Duke: GRANDMA!

Peg: Why you little, obnosious, peice of horrible-!

Duke: You do realise that I've already one this? So lay off, grandma.

Peg: Oh alright! Dukie.

Duke: Grandma.

DM: I win the bet!

Tea: NOT FAIR!

DMBC: Fair.

Peg: What bet?

Duke: Yeah. Hey, Grandma, you got a spider in your hair!

Peg: !!!!!! *runs around, screaming like a girl combing hair furiously with fingers*

Duke: Phsyc!

Peg: YOUR DEAD, DELVIN!

Duke: Hee hee!

Peg: What's just so funny, Delvin?

Duke: Everytime you say my last name, you can never hit me! My last name is the witch crafters way of freezing someone!

Peg: Oh...... ._. ............I forgot. Dukie mookie, Monkey boy!

Duke: Kitty, witty, little Peggie! *walks off*

Yugi: And that was?

Yami: the conclusion of another Duke Vs. Pegasus argument, in which Pegasus never seemes to win...... ^.^ I'm so happy they fight! They looks so darn funny!

Yugi: And they sound weird! ^__^

~*@ FIN @*~

Makuba: *in back* THAT'S SO NOT FAIR! NI-ISAN! MAKE HER DO MORE!

Jinx: 0.o

Seto: *sounds of him cleaning ears out* Maku-chan, I'm right NEXT to you, PLEASE, don't BREAK my EARS.

Makuba: ............................................ NI-ISAN!

Seto: Yes, I will. JINX!

Jinx hurries off to write more before Seto can say anything.