Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Fan Fiction ❯ Heh heh, plastic spoons.... ❯ Karasu is seeeeeeexy...... ( Chapter 1 )

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Vesu-Vesu:HI!!!!!!!!! Seffer what the hell is you doin' here!??!?!?!
*comfoosed*

Durango:*whispers* You're writing a story, they're probably reading it for some stupid reason...

Vesu-Vesu:Oh yeeeeaaaaahhhh.............
*crickets chirp*

*chirp*

*chirp*

Vesu-Vesu:ALRIGHTY!!!!!! AND WITH MY MIGHTY UMBRELLA AND YOUR POPCORN WE UNITE AND BECOME
CAPTAIN PLANET!!!!!

*THUNDER!!!!!!*

*now in a huge room with checkered floor*

Vesu-Vesu:HELLO! I am PD's very confused muse! And I've decided that she is an annoying random mofo
and I'm much better at writing than her!

Durango:......'Cause you make so much more sense.....

Vesu-Vesu:Exactly! And you're not my son-in-law so you can go away and churn butter!

Durango:.............goodbye. *walks away*

Vesu-Vesu:And now that we've disposed of the riff-raff, LET'S BRING OUT THE GIANT TWEEZERS!!
'CAUSE IT'S TWEEZERS GOD DAMN IT!

Karasu:*dances out*
It's not fair, to deny meh, of the cross I bear that you gave to meh, you, you, you oughtta know!

Vesu-Vesu:YES! I ADMIT IT! I KILLED KENNY! And Karasu is not tweezers.......
BUT HE IS STILL VERY SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXY.......................

Karasu:'Cause the joke that you made-Hey where is this? Kurama?!?!?!?

Kurama:o.O NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOOOOoooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vesu-Vesu:It is gay night at Club Vesu! And frog night, and not gay night, and keg night, and-

Karasu:Alright! *drags kurama into a closet*

Kurama:Helep Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vesu-Vesu:*is hammering her thumb* OW! GOD DAMN STUPID HAMMER!
Now! For drama!!!!!! A list of everyone I am madly in love with!!!!!!!
From who I love most to who I love least!

1.Karasu
2.Hack
3.Malik
4.Hack
5.Bakura
6.Hack
7.Hiei
8.Hack
9.Steve from Jerry Springer
10.Hack
11.Kurama
12.Hack
13.Miroku
14.Hack
15.Seto
16.Hack
17.Lord Ilpalazzo
*an hour later*
164.Hack
165.Helios
166.Hack
5.Seto
6.Hack
7 .Ryou
Durango:*is back* STOOOOOOOOOOOPP!!!!!!!!!!
YOU'RE STARTING ALL OVER! AND DO YOU REALIZE YOU'VE SAID HACK 84 TIMES?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Vesu-Vesu:.....Who's Hack?

Durango:.........................Forget it.

Vesu-Vesu:Now that my thumb has turned purple, let's bring out the prisoners!

*Everyone minus Hack comes out*

Vesu-Vesu:*sob* Unfortunently, I couldn't bring Hack 'cause he doesn't belong to meh......
And I've got no permission to put him in. But oh well! I can always make another hairwrap!
If I did own him I'd *CENSOR* Mmmmmmmmmm........
Man I need a snog! *grabs Malik*
Times up! *kicks Kurama and Karasu out of the closet and drags Malik in*

Kurama:MOUTHWASH!!!!!!!!!!

Mouthwash:Yes?

Lo rd Ilpalazzo:Where am I? This is not ACROSS! Excell?

Steve:*eyeing Ryou* You got a problem?

Ryou:N-no! I'm just standing here!

Steve:I SAID THERE'S NO NEED TO GET VIOLENT! *punches out Ryou*

Kuwabara:HEY! Kareoke mic!
YOU ASK ME IF I LOVE YOU!
AND I CHOKE ON MY REPLY!
BECAUSE I'D RATHER HURT YOU HONESTLY THAN DECIEVE YOU WITH A LIE!
AND WHO AM I TO JUDGE YOU! FOR WHAT YOU SAY AND DO!
BECAUSE I'M ONLY JUST BEGINNIN', TO SEE THE REAL YOOOOUUUU!
AND SOMETIMES WHEN WE TOUCH-

Helios:*dies from noise*

Steve:HEY! NO KILLING!!! *rips Kuwabara's head off*

Seto:How come you get to kill people?

Steve:Because I'm Steve.

Hiei:Besides, do you have a problem with that?

Vesu-Vesu:*comes out of closet looking ruffled* AHEM! AS YOU WERE PRIVATS!

Bishounens:SIR YES SIR! *come to order and salute*

Durango:VESU! GIVE BACK MY TEE-SHIRT!!!!!!!

Vesu-Vesu:NEVER!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T CATCH ME! I'M CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!!!!!!!!!

Jack Sparrow:No more rum?

Vesu-Vesu:O.O Nung.............*frenches JS*

Jack Sparrow:*pause* ............No more rum?

Vesu-Vesu:Now we add a little cinnamon! BAM!
Let's all sit in a circle and talk!
*sings*
Karasu, Karasu! What do you want to do today!

Karasu:*sings* I wanna do kareoke, and go in the closet with Vesu, and slap Kurama's ass!

Kurama:o.<

Vesu-Vesu:Well do all of those things! in exact order!

Hiei:No! Kurama is mine!!!!

Karasu:Yay! *grabs kareoke mic*
Who took the bomp?

Every day and night
Every day and night
I can see your disco disco dik is sucking my heart outta my mind
I'm outta time
I'm outta fucking time
I'm a gasoline gut with a vasoline mind
but
Wanna disco?
Wanna see me disco?
Let me hear you depoliticize my rhyme
One
Two
Three
Four
You got what you been asking for
You're so policy free
and fantasy wheels
and everything you think
and everything you feel is
Alright,
it's alright
alright
alright
alright.
I take you home now watch me get you hot.
You're just a parrot
when you're screaming and shouting
"More crackers please!. More crackers please!"
You want what you want
but you don't wanna be on your knees
Who does your, who does your hair?
Who took the Bomp from the Bompalompalomp?
Who took the Ram from the Ramalamading dong?
Who took the Bomp from the Bompalompalomp?
Who took the Ram from the Ramalamading dong?
How are you?
Fine, Thank you
How are you?
Fine, Thank you.
You bought a new van
the first year of your band
You're cool and
I hardly wanna say
"not" because I'm so bored
that'd I'd be entertained even by a
stupid fuckin linoleum floor
linoleum floor
Your lyrics are dumb like a
linoleum floor
I'll walk on it
I'll walk all over you
Walk on it, walk on it
walking one
two
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who?
Who took the Bomp from the Bompalompalomp?
Who took the Ram from the Ramalamading dong?
Who took the Bomp from the Bompalompalomp?
Who took the Ram from the Ramalamading dong?
See you later.
See you later.
See you later.
See you later.

Bakura:.........What the hell was that?

Vesu-Vesu:Enough singing! On to the closet than the ass smacking! *drags Karasu into closet*

Karasu:^-^

Lord Ilpazzo:Huh. She sure likes dragging people into the closet.

(To beh comtenyoud)