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Insane and Out of Control, the Story of My Life

Based on the lives of four friends: Chantel *Kamiya* , Jenn *Ureshii*, Liz *Hajime* and Henry *Baka Yuurei Sama*

Prelude to madness…

Kamiya: HIYO EVERYONE!!!!! ^^

Ureshii: Whats up peeps! ^_~

Hajime: Konnichiwa! ^^

BYS: PENGUINS!

Hajime: Ok so heres the dealio…we don't own any of the random anime that happens to show up in this story so no suing us.

Ureshii: Does anyone have any iced wine???

Kamiya: Need Sugar ^^

Ok so my name is Hajime Himitsu (yah I know it means Beginning Secrets so don't comment) and I'm in the 9th grade. Those four people up there are my best friends in the whole world. There's Kamiya Hakubaikou, Ureshii Mitsune, Yuurei Hito, and me. We're a team and any challenge that we face we take in stride and help eachother out but in the mean times we get some really weird things happening. See, we can bring cartoon characters to life but it gets quite interesting like with Kamiya, she's always bringing the oddest characters out like Kurama from Yu Yu Hakesho so she can glomp him to her hearts content. Ureshii prefers to bring out Inu-Yasha because he is just "sooo damn hott" according to her and then there's me…we don't need to go into great detail on that…

Kamiya: OH YES WE DO!

Hajime: No please don't

Ureshii: but of course! We must tell them why your last name is "secret". *laughs evilly*

Hajime: you guys are so mean to me…Ureshii-chan why do you do this? As for Kamiya I can get her back very easily.

Kamiya: You can't possibly mean…

Hajime: you know it!

Kamiya: --` we are all in trouble with her memory and black mailing skills

Ureshii: I still say we tell them about what she did to the monk

Kamiya: I DIDN'T SAY A THING

Hajime: ^^' now I'm toast

Ureshii: Yup!

BYS: Penguins! I want penguins!

So by this time I'm about to have my ass grilled by my girlfriends about the whole scandal with me and the monk and Baka over there decides its penguin time.

Ureshii: I say we tell the whole world about you and Miro---*Hajime's hand is clasped around her mouth*

Kamiya: Awww…. Come on! Spill the details! I wan know!

Hajime: Do you want sugar? *Produces a bag of sugar* does the sugar goddess want sugar????

So yah, Kamiya disappeared with the sugar and I was left to duke it out with Ureshii.

Ureshii: Why can't I tell???? I think its twisted and cute all at the same time! I mean its not every day that someone…*Hajime's hand covers her mouth*

Hajime: *blushing* This is not fair this is pure blackmail!

I really had an objection to my secret being revealed since it could get me in major trouble at a catholic school. You see, I am what they call a Wiccan, a nature witch but I dabble in things much more powerful like reincarnation and altering the past, present and future and I had some fun and "made" myself a boyfriend.

Ureshii: That's right…she brought the cartoon character Miroku, from Inu-Yasha to life and went to the past and had him reborn as a human called Calin! Now Calin and Hajime have been together for almost 4 months! Its so kawaii to watch them but you still can tell that he's Miroku on the inside by his weird behavior.

Hajime: *blush blush* This is not fair. I have been found out…but I love him so much! You people are relentless! *cowers in a corner whimpering*

BYS: PENGUINS NOW! *starts acting like a caveman* Grunt grunt! PENGUINS! Grunt grunt PENGUINS!

Ureshii: You know? He just gets crazier every damn day and its driving me crazy!

Hajime: *nods in agreement* So do you want to go find Kamiya and go back to where this all began?

Ureshii: how far back?

Hajime: to when we first met up `til now and it'll be all about how we met and became friends.

Ureshii: Sounds like fun to me!!! *in a sing-song voice*

U & H: KAMIYA-CHAN??? WHERE ARE Y OU?????

So we went looking for her and guess where we found her…IN A CLOSET WITH KURAMA!

Kamiya: Umm….this is a little awkward…*tries to cover herself*

Ureshii: Hey Kamiya you should know better than make out in a closet…its hazardous especially with your best friends around.

Kurama: I should really go…

Kamiya: Don't worry about it…you can go but we'll get together for dinner like we planned.

Hajime: Sweet me and Ureshii will come too if its alright

Kamiya: OF COURSE! But…it's a couples club so you'll have to bring your anime boyfriends…not the real ones.

Ureshii: Ok I'll just find something to wear but first! Hajime and me have decided that we're gonna tell everyone our story right from the beginning. Are you in?

Hajime: Kurama's the one in at the moment *snicker snicker*

Ureshii: SLAP Hentai bitch just shut up. God *laugh out loud* you are one messed up kid

Hajime: Arigato!

Kamiya: Hell yah! I'm in! Totally ^^!

Ok so that's us so far…you'll notice that as the story goes on we'll snap back to real time once in a while to continue this plot line so watch out for those. Review and email us to ask for characters that you want to appear!

Ja Ne

Hajime, Ureshii, Kamiya and Baka Yuurei-sama