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Chapter 3: An Interesting Night

Disclaimer:
Hajime: I OWN MIROKU! *I wish* Actually I do not own any of the anime characters from WHR, YYH, IY or any others that may appear.

Ureshii: Darn rights you don't *Inu-Yasha should be mine*

Kamiya: KURAMA!

Hajime: Yah so we don't own any of the random anime that shows up here.

So yah, later that night, after supper and all, we ended up going for drinks back at the guy's apartment. Well that was interesting all on its own since Ureshii and me like our vodka and such. So while we're doing shooters we started a game of strip poker.

Hajime: Full house! Off with the shirts guys! No cheatin' hunny!

Ureshii: Yah come on! Off it comes Yasha!

Miroku: What about you guys? Aren't you guys going to?

Ureshii: Yah yah! I'm moving! *Peeling off her shirt*

Hajime: Not me! I won the hand so hah hah!

M/I: *frown*

So both of the guys plus Ureshii peeled off their upper layer leaving the guys bare chested and Ureshii wearing her bra. It stayed pretty even for a while, missing socks here and there, until I lost my hand that is…

Ureshii: OH AND SHE GOES DOWN!!! *Lauging insanely*

Hajime: *blush blush* Not fair! I'm wearing a one-piece outfit!

Miroku: Even better *evil smirk*

Hajime: *beats Miroku over the head with her boot* Hentai!

Miroku: You know you like it! *Grabbing her ass*

I/U: TAKE IT INTO THE BEDROOM YOU TWO!

So of course by this time I'm not drunk but I'm tipsy but yet still sane enough to know what was going on. It wasn't like I had a problem doing things to him, I wasn't that innocent. So naturally, what did Miroku and me do? Well you'll find out after our next flashback!

*Flashback time! *

So yah I did have my fair share of problems that year but it was only 6 months and then we were in Sr. High! Things were going great until we found out that Hitomi was moving away and we mean far away. There had been some "issues" going on and her family decided that it was best if they moved out of town. What a tearful first week of grade 10, horrible, awful sadness that we all had to endure because of all of this. In between times however, we came to meet Utina Mitichina, a little person with a big attitude who just about cost me all of my friends. You see, Mitchi, as we called her, was a pathological liar who loved to raise hell, specifically among those who she called her "friends". She was evil to the core I will swear it even to this day. I remember how she could say something and just bring you down without a second thought. Me and the gals went through this everyday for a year and a half. We finally found a way to knock her down, little did we know that she was already planning our demise aswell.

Hajime: Ureshii! Kamiya! Minako! Yo! I finally found a way to bring her down!

Kamiya: *blank look* Who?

Ureshii: are you really that stupid Kam?

Minako: well come on Haji! Spill the damn beans! How do we get rid of her.

Hajime: Ok, she just applied to work at Hayasansai Convinience store downtown right?

U/K/M: Mmmhmm!

Hajime: Well, I did some research and found out that she can't work there until she is 18 because of labour issues and the alcahol/porno/tobacco that is sold there! She's in for it now since she gave us days, times, and her salary. I bet she didn't think that we'd get her did she?

Meanwhile…

Mitichina: Arigato gozaimasu Todoi-san *evil grin* with that out of my way I'll actually be able to get rid of them. God they are so goody-goody two shoes and it makes me sick.

So yah it appears that Miss Mitchi is trying to bust up as many friendships as possible and her main method is going through the headmistress of our school to do it. If she suspects stalking in her school we'll be out for sure! We've got to nip this one in the bud before she gets us all. Now, Ureshii and I thought we were invincable but we were wrong because within a matter of weeks, she had turned all of us against each other by spreading rumours through others since she knew we wouldn't listen to her. Minako was becoming more and more depressed because of it and Ureshii thought that I was the one responsible for the rumors of her being lesbian. I was under the impression that, out of rage, Minako and Ureshii had decided to tell everyone that I was pregnant, which I was not, but it again turned out to be another of Mitichina's plots. I finally ended up getting the nerve to phone them all and arrange a meeting to discuss what happened and here were the results. Warning, the following is a cuss-filled telephone convo that actually took place

Person on end of phone: Moshi Moshi?

Hajime: Konnichiwa, may I please speak to Fushigi-san? Please tell her it is Himistsu-san.

Person: Hai, one moment…*hollering for Minako in the background*

Minako: Hello and what can I do for you, your royal slutiness? *voice seething in anger*

Hajime: I need your help Minako-chan, I'm phoning the others on three way. *Dials Ureshii and Kamiya's numbers*

Ureshii: Moshi Moshi?

Kamiya: Moshi Moshi?

Hajime: Whats up guys, ready to forgive for a bit?

M/U/K: It depends

Hajime: My mole got us some information that I thought I should share…

*End Flashback for Today*

So where did we leave off in real time???? Oh Yah! Me and the monk had been instructed to leave the rest of the group if we were going to be perverted…so we did! You should have heard Ureshii after that one!

Ureshii: This is totally not fair…I didn't think they'd actually take us seriously!?

Inu-Yasha: That doesn't mean we can't go have fun too! *scooping up Ureshii*

Ureshii: Inu-gumi! I can walk but you can carry me anyways!

So yah, Inu-Yasha and Ureshii disappeared off into her room which is right next to mine that was when the fun really began! We were still in fore-play mode when that infernal racket started!

Ureshii: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THOSE CLAWS!!!!! *shrieking wildly* SCRAPE ME SOME MORE YASHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Inu-Yasha: Oh you like it *growl* Rough don't ya???

Ureshii: RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR *sounding like a tigress on the prowl*

In the next room:

Hajime: Oh Slap that leather coated ass baby! *beckoning Miroku*

Miroku: As my lady….what in the hell is that racket *indicating the banging and screaming* That can't possibly be…

Hajime: Oh, but it is! Wanna beat `em at their own game???

Miroku: *dopey grin* Should you even have to ask me?

Hajime: THEN SPANK ME BABY! HIT ME HARD!!!! *Throwing Miroku to the bed* Don't make me do it myself and don't make me get the whip!

Miroku: GET THE WHIP! PLEASE GET THE WHIP!!!! *begging like a puppy*

Hajime: Ok…SHIT…Ureshii has it…I'll be right back *going to Ureshii's room and banging on the door* URESHII!!!! I have an idea I know you'll like!

So that is the end of chapter 3…If you wanna know whats gonna happen ur gonna have to keep on reading!