Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Psycho's and F_D_C2003's CRAZY Killing Spree Story ❯ Darkness surrounds us... O_O ( Chapter 3 )

*everyone is reluctantly following Kaiba off the UFO onto the Planet of the Isises and Shadi*

L_W: Okay guys you might not want to look at the sky…

Everyone: *looks to the sky and sees hundreds of man-eating dolphins swimming about in thin air*

Nyoko: Correct me if I'm wrong… but aren't those dolphins just figments of Shadi's imagination?

Kaiba: Apparently not

Ryou: Soooo now what?

Isis 1: You follow me

Bakura: Then?

Isis 2: You follow me

Yami: Then?

Isis 3: You follow me

RavenFire: How many Isises LIVE on this planet?!

Kaiba: The population of this planet is 381.5

FDC: Point five?

Kaiba: Yes well Shadi attacked one of the Isises during one of his schizophrenic attacks and chopped her in half and her legs ran away.

Everyone: O.o o.O

Yugi: That's interesting…

Joey: Can we go find the half-Isis? Pleeeeeease?! *puppy-dawg eyes*

Kaiba: Sure if you want but look out for Planet Hoppers and Shadi

L_W: What are Planet Hoppers?

Kaiba: They are space Frogs that hop around from planet to planet and breed and will eventually take over the universe. Their skin is poisonous so try to stay away from them if you can. Except all you yamis *points to yamis*. You don't have to worry since you're already dead.

Yami: So what are we supposed to do then?

Nyoko: Protect our hikaris you moron!

L_W: Hey don't call my Yami a moron!

Nyoko: Yami is your yami?

L_W: No he's my… uh… favourite bishounen!! I don't have a yami! Do I?

FDC: I don't know do you? *to RavenFire* Do you know if Lady_Washu has a yami of her own?

RavenFire: *starts violently shrugging again*

Nyoko: Here we go with the shrugging again…

Psycho: Ack! Come on let's go and find this half-Isis!!! *grabs Bakura and strides off in a random direction*

FDC: *grabs Ryou and follows*

L_W: *grabs Yami and follows*

Nyoko: *grabs Marik and follows*

RavenFire and Joey: *follows*

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~ Meanwhile with Kaiba, Yugi, Malik, Honda, Pegasus and Serenity with the Isises… ~

Isis 246: Welcome to Planet of the Isises and Shadi. How may we be of service to you?

Kaiba: Well… we want to know if our other friends can feed on any of your fleshy beings.

Isis 81: Very well. Please do follow us.

Everyone in that group: *follows Isis 81 and Isis 246*

*the Isises take the group to a futuristic city thing*

Serenity: So what does this futuristic thingy do?

Isis 246: This is where the fleshy beings you requested are.

Pegasus: Oooh yummy…

Malik: *is freaking out because he is surrounded by Isises* *to himself* This is all just a dream, they are not real... OH RA DAMMIT MALIK WAKE UP!!!!!!!

Everyone there: O_O

Isis81: May I be of service to you baby brother?

Malik: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *goes running off in random direction screaming with his arms and hair flying*

Yugi: I knew he wasn't right in the head but for Ra's sakes...

Honda: *sniff* He was so young...

Kaiba: Oh cut the sentimental crap *gets in the futuristic thingy* Are you morons coming or not?

Yugi, Honda Pegasus & Serenity: *get in the futuristic thingamajig*

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~~*With the Yami's, Authoresses and Joey*~~

Joey: Man dis place is giving me da creeps…

Psycho: Well that's why I have Bakura! *still latched on to him*

*FDC with Ryou L_W with Yami, Nyoko with Marik.*

RavenFire: WAAAAAA I HAVE NO ONE!

Joey: Me neither! *both latch on to each other*

Both: ACK! *pushes each other away and keep walking on*

RavenFire: *muttering to herself* Stupid blonde mortal… so cute though… dammitt stop thinking that! *slaps herself*

*freaky distant noises are heard*

L_W: Do you hear that?

FDC & Nyoko: *ears are twitching*

Psycho: Please don't say that skittles will start pouring out of your ears again…

FDC: Don't jinx me!!!

Nyoko: It sounds like maniacal laughter, nothing new *glares at Marik*

Bakura: Then that means that that psychotic, so called 'protector of the Millennium Items' is coming…

Marik: Nah... its just Malik.

Yami: Are sure? *is worried*

Marik: Yup.... 3.....2....1 *Malik rams into him, smacking heads with him and is screaming hysterically* See what did I tell yah? *falls down in a heap with little birdies flying around his head*

Nyoko: *winces* Ouch.... *picks up Marik and tries to bring him round*

Malik: I CAN'T STAY HERE ANYMORE!!! THIS IS INSANE!!!! *is pulling out his hair*

Psycho: Poor Malik… *hugz Malik*

Bakura: *growls in jealous*

Everyone: O.o o.O

Yami: He's too protective…

L_W: I'll say.

*more distant yelling and screaming in agony is heard*

FDC: Uh oh.... this time I think it is....

Ryou: It's…

L_W: Here comes turban-boy…

Shadi: *comes running through the air to us from the distance* MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! My friends have come to save me!!!!!! No more of the man-eating dolphins!!!! Beware of the planet-hopping frogs!!!!!

Psycho: RUN FOR YOU LIVES!!!!!! *everyone starts to run like the wind*

~ Meanwhile with the other group… ~

Serenity: Something tells me we shouldn't be here…

Kaiba: Why?

Mokuba: Because I want to eat my shoooooooooooes!!!

Kaiba: *slaps hand to forehead*

Isis 78: This way… your fleshy being requests will be granted.

Pegasus: Hurry up! This way! *is jiggling about excitedly on the spot*

Yugi: Can we get chocolate and sugar too?

Isis 149: If you would like sugar and chocolate, you can travel to Planet Pinecone. That will meet all your sugary necessities.

Honda: *to Peggy* Hurry up and get some fleshy beings so we can get outa here! We've already lost Malik… and Shadi could be out to get him!

Yugi: We can't lose Malik… Psycho would cry!

Serenity: Does she like him?

Kaiba: Who cares?

Pegasus: She likes him just as much as Bakura! But don't tell him that!

Honda: Looks like he already knows… *looks out the window to see Bakura chasing Malik around like a lunatic*

Kaiba: Wait, look! *points to Shadi who is also freakily floating through the air following them*

Serenity: Okay now we REALLY gotta get outa here! Grab the fleshies and let's go!!

Pegasus: *grabs about three or four fleshy beings*

All: *runs out of the hydromechanical-diddly-doo-daa-day-thingy-ma-boppy back to the UFO, grabbing the rest in the process*

+++++ On the UFO… ++++++

Malik: *is curled up in a ball shaking violently, muttering to himself about how disturbing that experience was*

Bakura: Yayyyy!!!!! Fleshy beings!! Blood, gore, mutilation!! Yummy!!!!!

Fleshy beings: *are cowering away in the corner looking scared and waiting to be slaughtered*

Bakura & Marik: *kill the fleshy beings and have a feast*

Psycho: *to Kaiba* I WANNA DRIVE!!!!!!!!!

Kaiba: And what makes you think that you know the directions to Planet Pinecone?

Psycho: That's what navigators are for… ^_^

Kaiba: Fine! *lets Psycho take his place in the driver's seat*

Psycho: Oooh! What does this do? *presses giant purple button*

UFO: *grows giant metal legs and starts walking around like a huge spider thingy*

Psycho: Yeehaw!!! Now we have a spider-like UFO thing!

Nyoko: Yay! Now we have some style!

Pegasus: To the planet Pinecone! *eyes RavenFire*

RavenFire: What are YOU looking at?

Pegasus: YOU hot stuff!

RavenFire: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MAKE HIM GO AWAY! *is once again running form the one eyed homo*

Mokuba: Does he have the hots for RavenFire and Nyoko?

Marik: That is one disturbing thought and NYOKO IS MINE YOU SICK BASTARD!

Psycho: WWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! *is controlling the spider-UFO*

L_W: *is clutching onto Yami*

Yami: Can't……*gasp* ….breathe….. *gasp* …being…… *gasp* …. suffocated….

Kaiba: Okay, turn left here and press the purple button again.

Psycho: *does as he says*

UFO: *crashes to the ground since it has no legs*

Psycho: -_- good one.

Bakura: *sarcastically* You are SUCH a good navigator Kaiba…

Kaiba: You shut it. Psycho, press the green button. We should be up and away soon after that.

Psycho: *presses the green button*

UFO: *levitates for 1.26 minutes and then takes off at the speed of lightening*

L_W: *is cuddling with Yami* Hey, Bakura!

Bakura: Yes?

L_W: *whispering* This is when our evil scheme begins to get rid of Pegasus…

Bakura: About time

Psycho: Hey look!!! *points to a gigantic sign which says in yellow-neon letters "WELCOME TO PLANET PINECONE" *tries to land the UFO*

FDC: Uhhh… where is the ground?

Yami: Take a stab

Psycho: *takes half an hour to land the UFO since she cannot see the ground because the whole planet is pitch-black*

Nyoko: PLANET OF DARKNESS!!!!!!!!! YYYEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!!

Psycho: O.o what ARE you on about, Nyoko?

Nyoko: Well, since I have cat's eyes, I have night-vision!! This is the PERFECT time to test it out!!

Psycho: You could have spoken up earlier!! It wouldn't have taken so long to land this Ra-damned thing…

Everyone: *gets off the spider-UFO thingyjiggy only to find that the whole place is surrounded by darkness and they cannot see a thing*

RavenFire: *smacks into Joey* Oh…err… sorry!

Joey: *blushes* It's okay…

Serenity: *walks into Marik* Um… sorry Marik

Nyoko: *hisses* Stay away, foolish girl! *latches onto Marik*

Bakura: Okay so remind me again why we're here?

Yami: Apparently there is a chocolate and sugar factory here.

Malik: How to you expect to find it in this darkness?

Psycho: Are you feeling better yet, Malik? Last time I saw you, you were acting like Shadi.

L_W: DO NOT SPEAK OF SHADI OR HE WILL RETURN!!! O_O

Everyone: @.@

Kaiba: Okay………….. Well let's go and find the chocolate factory. *starts walking which is rather pointless since he doesn't know where he's going*

Nyoko: *is holding Marik's hand* So… why is this place called Planet Pinecone if all that is here is a chocolate factory and eternal darkness?

*pinecones start falling from the sky*

FDC: I think you just cursed us.

Nyoko: ^_^;; oops…

Psycho: Ouch! Owchie! Owww!!! ~_~ *pinecones are directly hitting her on the head*

*suddenly Kaiba falls into a giant crater filled with melted chocolate and waterfalls of sugar pouring out of the sides of it*

Psycho & FDC: O_O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *make a dive for the chocolate/sugar pool*

Psycho: *is swimming with her mouth wide open*

Malik: I guess my sister was right… as usual… oh well!! *joins Psycho & FDC*

Bakura: How do you know that that is chocolate that you're eating?

Psycho: BECAUSE IT TASTES LIKE CHOCOLATE!!!!! MMMMMM YUMMY!!!! ^_^

FDC: And because I'm getting sugar high!!!! Squeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

Ryou: The addictive feeling of being high is tingling within me!!! *jumps into the chocolate/sugar pool*

Pegasus: Uh okay…. o.O

Everyone: *shrugs and joins them*

RavenFire: *starts twitching*

Nyoko: *stops RavenFire from shrugging before it becomes uncontrollable*

*4 hours later*

*everyone is stuffed full of chocolate or sugar and is completely off their tree, high as kites running around burning off energy*

L_W: Okay, Bakura, this is everyone's cue except for Pegasus to……….. RUN BACK TO THE UFO REALLY QUICKLY AND TAKE OFF AGAIN!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: *does it*

Psycho: I aint leaving with out my chocolate!!!!!!! *scoops up chocolate in her arms*

Bakura: *takes Psycho over his shoulder and runs back to the UFO real quick*

Pegasus: *watches the UFO take off* YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME HERE!!!! NNNOOOOO!!!!! THE PLANET HOPPING FROGS WILL EAT ME ALIVE!!!!

Kaiba: SO LONG SUCKER!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! *levitates the UFO and takes off again*

Malik: Where are we going now?

Psycho: ONLY TIME WILL TELL!!!!!!!!!!

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Psycho: lol, Shadi is such a freak

FDC: I know, we portray him so good.

Psycho: Poor Malik. I think I should give him some TLC next chapter.

Bakura: Like hell you will.

Psycho: Just try and stop me! I'm an authoress remember…

Bakura: *grumbles, mutters* Just because you like beach-boy better than me.

Malik: Beach boy?

Bakura: Well you are a blonde-haired tanned freak of nature which isn't naturally possible.

Malik: So are you.

FDC: Stop bickering! We love you all the same

Ryou: ;_;

FDC: But I love you most! ^_^

Ryou: ^_^

L_W: I thought this fic had ended?

Yami: It has…

Shadi: MUAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Psycho: Shadi, you're only a freak in the fic, not in real life.

Shadi: ….. are you sure about that? *insane glare*

Psycho: *freaks out* O.o

Updates: Possibly next week some time, depending if my email decides to WORK this time… R&R if you like, bearing in mind we can add you in if you ask really nicely!