Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Psycho's and F_D_C2003's CRAZY Killing Spree Story ❯ When Hicks Attack with... Marsha?! ( Chapter 20 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Again, no offence to hicks... and Bakura and Marik get kidnapped by hicks who leave a clue behind, a clue named Marsha who does yoga and speaks Arabic...

Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 06.15.2005 | Pages: 8 | Words: 4.9K | Visits: 182 | Status: Completed

FDC & Psycho: *being lazy and lethargic slouching about on the sofa* e_e

RavenFire: *whispers to Nyoko* I'm starting to think that they actually DO need sugar to get motivated right now…

Nyoko: O.O did I hear you correctly?

Kaiba: You didn't just say that they NEED some kind of unnatural boost, did you?

Raven: I did indeed…. HIKARI!! I made cookies!

FDC: O_O *wakes up and looks around alertly* Did someone say cookies?!

Noa: Take cover, people! *dives down behind the couch of which Psycho is still upon and is dead to the world*

Nyoko: *above all the crashes and bangs in the kitchen from FDC's frantic searching for cookies* I THINK I SHOULD LET YOU KNOW THAT *CRASH!!* >_< PSYCHO NEEDS CAFFEINE TO GET HER MOTIVATED!! SUGAR JUST DOESN'T DO IT FOR HER ANYMORE!!!

Bakura: Well then… Psycho…look what I have! *holds up a bunch of tea, soda and coffee and a bunch of other caffeinated things*

Psycho: *is suddenly alive and uses her feet to propel herself off the couch* @________@

Noa: *who is now squished behind the couch* Oww...

FDC & Psycho: (((O________________O)))

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Kaiba: Look at what you people have done!

Rakuen: *watching in mortified horror with big chibi eyes* ……

Ryou: Now look what you've done, yami! You've created a monster!

Bakura: Pretty cool, huh, what simple caffeine and sugar can do to these simpleton humans?

FDC: *comes running out of the kitchen like a lunatic with cookie crumbs and chocolate all over her face* ^0^

Psycho: *is twitching and twiddling her fingers wondering what mayhem she can cause next* ((O_O))

FDC: Fan......fiction...........does not….write….. itself. *twitches violently*

RavenFire: You guys seriously need some professional help...

Nyoko: Oh yes, and lots of it.

Psycho + FDC: BWHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA!!!!!!!! ON WITH THE FIC!!!!!!

All: X_X

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Bishies: *are still having a nervous breakdown inside the saloon*

Ryou: *still hissing from the ceiling*

Random hick: Why don't we propose a deal to you fine foreigners?

Psycho: O.o might I ask of your name, first?

Random hick: I'm Bubba, and this is my cousin Gump, and my cousin's brother-in-law Bud, and Bud's second-cousin Pudding who is also my cousin who is also my wife ^0^

All: O-o………..>_< INCEST!!

FDC: Why is her name “Pudding”?

Bubba: Cuz she's soft like Puddin' baby…

FDC: Eeww hick germs! Don't come near me!

Ryou: Oh my Kami, it's Forest Gump!

Gump: I take great offense to that you lil Brit. C'mere and say it to meh face!

Ryou: *hops down from the ceiling in a massive, random wave of courage* You smell like horse ass! *punches Gump in the face*

All: O_O

Bakura: Whooooo go Hikari! *waving arms in the air like a loon*

Gump: o-O *picks his now-bloody nose*

Ryou: -_- well THAT didn't do much… *goes to slug him again but is held back by a random hand*

Psycho: FDC, get your boy under control, woman! Sheesh! Now, Bubba---

Bubba: Yes ma'am? ^^ *bats eyelashes*

Psycho: *gags*

Bakura: O.o *just cracks up laughing* xD nice attempt, pal, really.

Psycho: -_- what is it you were saying about this “deal”?

Pudding: We're going to take over the world! HEA HEA!! *does a little tap-dance thingy*

All: O.0

Bubba: Yep, sure are! And we are gonna do this to make sure our plan is fool proof! Bud?!

Bud: Yes sir! Hicks, attack!

~*All of the hicks suddenly start pelting house keys, can-openers and lamp shades at Bakura and Marik*~

Marik: What the hell?

Bakura: What the fuck is wrong with you people?!

Pudding: You'll see you sexy beast. *uses her hick line-dancing powers to bring forth the mind-controlling evilness*

Bakura & Marik: @.@ *drooling* We are your servants...

Kitsune: That's not fair. I thought you said you were gonna make a deal?!

Ryou: *teary eyed* Bakura…snap out of it!

Yamifanner: Some “deal” this is!

Psycho: You fat-ass redneck bitches aren't going down without a fight!

~*Suddenly the hicks and everyone in the saloon disappear without a trace*~

Nyoko: O_O what the hell happened?!

Malik: You blinked -_-

Psycho: …………..BAKURRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! *breaks down and starts rocking hysterically* T_T can't sleep, hicks will eat me… can't sleep, hicks will eat me…

Lady Washu: It'll be okay… ^^

FDC: *stares down at a single little toy monkey on the ground left behind* o_O *pokes it*

Toy monkey: *starts dancing and singing a song about advertising the place it came from*

Noa: That's scary looking... *pokes it too*

Toy Monkey: *bites him*

Noa: O_O What the hell? That thing bit me!

Honda: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I KNEW THE MONKEY TRIBE OF “US R' TOYS” WOULD EXACT MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!

All: o.O

Nyoko: Dude, that's so old.

FDC: I've seen those reruns too many times, get over it, its old news and if you haven't noticed, no-one likes you!

Noa: I did you a favour then! You actually got SOME attention when you were a monkey. *snickers*

Honda: ROBOT MONKEYS ATTACK!!!!!!!!

Toy Monkey: *makes an odd squealing noise, does a complex yoga move, curses at Malik in Arabic and then runs off*

Malik: O_O I just understood that piece of shit!

Mary Ann: What did it say?

Malik: It said “you won't be seeing the last of me you disgraceful flock of clinically insane weed-fucked hippies!”

Nyoko: Oh that monkey is SO cut!

Psycho: DON'T LET THE LITTLE BASTARD GET AWAY!! *jumps on Malik's back and slaps his arse* Go, boy, go!

Malik: O___O *neighs like horse and runs*

Psycho: Whoooooooooooooo! Giddy up! Faster!

All: o_O

Malik: Be more mature people! How would you feel if you in my position?! *runs after Monkey*

All: *run after the Monkey shouting out their battle cries as they go*

Honda: *trying to stop everyone but to no avail* Nnnooooo you can't kill my monkey friend!! We have so much in common..!

Kaiba: Shut your face up. >.>

Monkey: *turns around and shouts in Arabic:* “You are insane if you people follow me! If you want to live, I suggest you leave now!”

Malik: o.O We have to save my yami, though!

Ryou: And mine!! T______T

Khura: What are they going to do to them?!

Yuugi: And why do they want THEM to help them save the world? Bakura and Marik have tried fruitlessly to dominate the world! But they suck!

Raven: Yeah, if anyone they should have chosen Yami since he won all the duels and whatnot…

All: *turn and stare at Yami who is standing staring into oblivion with dilated pupils and has no idea what is going on around him at this place and time* -_-;;

Yami: Huh? What are you guys looking at me like that for?

Ryou: We shall use you as a sacrifice!!!

Yami: O_O Say what?

Yuugi: You shall be sacrificed, since all you do is stand around and look stoned!

L_W: Yuugi! How can you say such things? He's your Yami!

Yuugi: He is not...I can't believe it took me this long to realize it… this is not Yami… this is Yumi!

All: o.O

Seto: This isn't even making sense anymore! And it's what now? The 19th chapter? 20th?

Monkey: Hey! Hey you mother f*ckers, your attention focused back on me please? *points to self*

Yami: *ignores the monkey* I am not Yumi! Yumi is nothing like me! Yumi is a washed-up piece of ocean scum who smells like rotten oysters! His weed is no better than mine or Pegasus's! *is making absolutely no sense now* @.@

All: ((O________o))

Otogi: I didn't even know this “Yumi” person existed! Yuugi's just going insane!

Yamifanner: Yami has always acted this way, though. Ever since like, chapter 4!

Psycho: *silently boiling* SHUSH! ALL OF YOU!

All: 0.0;;

Psycho: We have more important things to focus on right now!

Monkey: Like me!

Honda: RESPECT!! *hits his chest once and sticks his arm out in front of him*

FDC: Pegasus has weed?

Noa: You know what.... you are very annoying. *kicks Monkey into the sky*

Monkey: Noooo!!!

Honda: MARSHA!!!! O_______O You little blue-headed, shit-shaped midget, I'll kill you!! *strangles Noa*

Noa: O__O *kicks Honda in the nuts and starts having a seizure* Don't touch me you sicko!!!

All: O___O

Kaiba: *shudders* Poor kid… BLAME GOZUBARO!! I FEEL YOUR PAIN!! *also starts convulsing next to Noa*

Mokuba: *was already seizing inside his straight jacket anyway* @.@

Kitsune: O_O what the…

Psycho: >_< it's better not to ask

FDC: Really, it is.

Malik: Whatever, we'll come back for them.

All: *casually agree and walk away from the convulsing Kaiba family in which Honda is still trying to strangle one of them*

Dragon_lover: So I'm guessing we need to find the place called “Us `R Toys”

Ryou: o.O shouldn't it be “Toys R' Us”?

Psycho: What do you expect in a place full of rednecks like this?! O_O

~Everyone is walking along and finds an information sign with a map of the town on it~

Sign: “Happy smiles an' a warm howdy, t'all noo comers! We hope yo' all haf a wonnerful viset har in our sweet li'l town of Whack'stown. Eff'n thar is enny quesshuns o' corncerns, please direck yo' se'f t'th' Visito' Center in Town Square eemeejutly. Thnak yo' an' haf a nice day.”

All: O_O

Psycho: Did any one of you understand that?

All: O__O…

FDC: Look there, it says.. *tries to read* “Us R' Toys is right off th' co'ner of Ass blvd an' Face Road, cuss it all t' tarnation. An' thet it's about one block fum hyar! Fry mah hide!” Geeze, why does 'redneck' have to be so hard to read?

Ryou: Who knows... and for someone who can read pretty much any language, even I'M confused!

FDC: Oh yeah, you can read Japanese, English, Arabic, Banana, Panther, and a whole crap load of other languages too…. ^0^ *glomps*

Kaiba: These people are obviously very uneducated…

Jou: o.O I thought you were…?

Kaiba: Yes, but we got over it. The seizures were only temporary.

Everyone: O.o

Malik: Did you leave Honda there? We don't need that nutcase screwing everything up for us!

Psycho: *is getting moody without Bakura here* I think I'm going into withdrawal T_T

Nyoko: *is feeling the same without Marik* -__-++

RavenFire: Ok, everyone, stay back from Nyoko… she can be very temperamental without Marik around…

FDC: You big bunch of nancies! LET'S GO GET THEM BACK!!

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All: *stare and FDC & Psycho*

Psycho: What?

FDC: Such accusing faces...

Kaiba: You are all mad!

Bakura: And what happened to us? *speaking for Marik and himself*

Psycho: O_O Bakura!!! *glomps and tackles to the floor*

Bakura: o.o

FDC: HEY! You're not supposed to be here! *makes him vanish*

Bakura: Wha---?? *disappears*

Psycho: T_T nooooooooooo That was so cruel!

FDC: Don't worry next time you see him it'll be all better.

Psycho: Yay! *does happy dance*

FDC: Review please, people! We love ya for it! ^_^