Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Psycho's and F_D_C2003's CRAZY Killing Spree Story ❯ The Legend of the White Room!! ( Chapter 24 )

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I know its been forever, and this fic kinda died a long time ago...but I had the beginning of the latest chapter hidden in my laptop so I decided to finish it!!! ^0^ hope you enjoy

Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 10.19.2009 | Pages: 17 | Words: 10.8K | Visits: 151 | Status: Completed

Ryou: *is curled up in a ball rocking to and fro after attending a Cosplay event and being glomped incessantly by fangirls* That…was…. the worst insult of myself…I've ever seen… the horror! The HORROR!! WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE TRYING TO STEAL MY IDENTITY?!!!

Mokuba: Oh come on you know you liked it!

FDC: *trying to comfort Ryou*

Jou: There was a pretty good Kaiba there actually… she was very sexy. Oh yes she was. *snicker*

Kaiba: >.> They all looked like transvestite hookers in cheap imitation costumes. Nothing at all like the real McCoy.

Psycho: That's so fucked up but kind of funny at the same time xD

Pegasus: Ryou is mentally disturbed!!

Honda: Like you aren't?

Pegasus: I am the epitome of disturbed! And PROUD OF IT!! ^_o

All: e_e

FDC: At least he admits it e_e

Honda: Otogi comes in at a close second

Otogi: >.> hey! Just because I like dice and headbands doesn't mean I'm a nutter! Unlike some people with shark fin hair that I know…

Malik: Hey, leave Ryou alone. He got attacked by lesbian elves in the mall on Christmas Eve last year remember? Who could blame him?

Bakura: That was sweet.

Psycho: >.< you have a disturbing hentai mind, and I like it.

Bakura: Why thank you ^_~

Psycho: Welcome

Raven: Freakin' sweet XDD

FDC: XDDD nice.

Yuugi: o-o;;;

Yami: Hahahaha!!!!!!! *drunk*

Ryou: Wow…OK I think I'm ok now.

Noa: Geeze…Psycho you've gone from a clinically insane authoress to a disturbed pervert…

Psycho: *shrug* We all revolutionize in different ways… ^0^

Otogi: *still goin' off at Honda* At least I'm not a Christmas tree molester!!

All: *glance at Marik*

Marik: What? *spraying fake glittery snow in his hair*

Psycho: Drunken idiot

Nyoko: *turns on all the Christmas lights* Oooooooh, aaaaaahhhh....

Mokuba: *joins her and starts seizing*

Noa: It's only October, why do we have the Christmas tree up already?

Psycho: BECAUSE WE DO!!

FDC: Speaking of October, it's nearly Seto's birthday! ^_______________^

Kaiba: Ugh.

Jounouchi: Screw Kaiba's birthday, what about Mokuba? He's been having seizures ever since chapter 20…

FDC: I think the poor kid needs some meds! Kaiba, why do you keep neglecting him?

Ryou: *pats Jobe, FDC's Christmas tree* ^^

Kaiba: That kid is beyond help.

FDC: I thought you were supposed to be the super special sexy awesome big brother and wouldn't give up on his younger one? OMG JUST END HIS SUFFERING ALREADY!!!!!!! *grabs Kaiba by the collar, shaking him violently*

All: o-o;;;;;;

Kaiba: *flicks her off* Um... yeah. That might be in the anime script, but not in real life.

Psycho: =_= he's your brother for crying out loud

Honda: So get him the help he needs!

Kaiba: ...............*busts out a drawer and throws many thousands of pill packets and bottles everywhere* YOU THINK I HAVEN'T TRIED?!?!?!

Psycho: ok let's calm down now…

FDC: *curls into a ball* Everything I've ever known was a lie!!! YOU FAIL AT LIFE SETO KAIBA! YOU HEAR ME? PHAIL!!!!!!!!

Raven: right um... I think someone needs her ADD pills and some Ritalin....

FDC: *hiss* Never!!

Ryou: *latches to Bakura* She's scaring me!

Kaiba: I hate you all! No one understands me! *runs off crying*

Mokuba: *stops seizing for a moment* What the hell?

Psycho: -_- ok someone better go check he doesn't kill himself

Bakura: I'll just take this in to him *grabs a bottle of JB*

Nyoko: Maybe give him a little TLC while you're in there ^_~

Psycho: Jounouchi might get jealous though xD

Noa: O_O;;; *pokes FDC* I don't think I've ever seen anyone make him cry before.

FDC: *twitches violently* ;

All: o-o;;;

Jou: is he gonna be ok?

Yami: Oh what a *hic* emo!! *stumbles around after too much booze*

Psycho: Dude don't contradict yourself like that XD

Yami: I'm not an emo!

Yuugi: -.-;;;

Jou: Soooo wearing dog collars, leather pants, too much eyeliner and capes that defy gravity isn't emo?

Yami: No… it's… remo!

FDC: “Remo”?!!! X_X

RavenFire: Now he has his own stereotype?!

Malik: I want one!

Marik: You have one! It's called `fag'.

All: xD!!

Bakura: Nicely said, Marik.

Malik: Hey I'd watch what you say to me afroman. You were BORN from me, bitch! Therefore you fall under the same criteria.

Nyoko: Oh, here we go… *eye roll*

Psycho: *cough* ^^ How about we carry on from the end of the last chapter, ne?

FDC: You mean where people were making confessions of their love?

Psycho: Yes, and it ended something like this....

“Kaiba: If we're quite done here.... I'd like to leave.

Jou: Not until you tell everyone who you love.

All: O_O

FDC: Now THIS is worth waiting for...

To be continued...”

FDC: XDDD oh sweet sweeeeet revenge…

Nyoko: Let's chain him naked to the door to force it out of him!!

Psycho: O_O o...kay...that might not work, as sexy as it sounds

FDC: XD don't you think that's a bit harsh? &nb sp;

Raven: *smirk* Not if he's gonna be stubborn about it... how about it Kaiba-kun? Hmmm? &nbs p;

Kaiba: *has overcome his crying fit* Over my dead body.

All: o-o

Raven: *raises eyebrow* You heard him, he practically asked for it.

FDC: XD that was such a pun, Kaiba-san!!

Marik: He did that on purpose! *burps making the entire room smell like bourbon*

Psycho: >.< Yes, but I for one would love to know who he loves.

Otogi: Who he REALLY loves.

Malik: Duh, we all know its Jounouchi.

Bakura: But we don't KNOW know it until he tells us so.

Nyoko: And for this we must resort to torture.

Jou: O_O;; eeehh.....

Raven: *cackles*

Bakura: Ooh let me, let me! I love torturing people!

Honda: Where's Anzu when we need her?

FDC: ^^;; Do you think that sometimes we're committing a crime against nature?

Noa: Yes, as a matter of fact, you are!

Kaiba: *has come back and starts crying again* Leave me alone! I'm already being totally OOC, isn't that enough for you people?!?!

Psycho: No, no it is not. *cracks a whip*

Jou: *feeling somewhat guilty* What if he doesn't really love me?

Bakura: Then we will make him.

Ravenfire: And he will like it.

Nyoko: And that won't be hard. *grins*

Shadi: The voices are telling me to tell of the `white room'! *skitzing out inside his turban*

FDC: >.> and what voices might those be, hamster boy?

All: *silence*

Shadi: …………………

Noa: *shudder* I don't know if our readers will want to know about the white room…

Isis: Well, why not?

Pegasus: It could be fun!! So fabulously fun!

Anzu: LIKE FRIENDSHIP!!!!!!!!!!!

Honda: Oh, there she is! *punches Anzu in the face just for the sheer amusement of it*

Otogi: She makes a great punching bag!

Psycho: Getting back on topic here, I think something must be done about this current predicament.

FDC: Not that most care about what Kaiba thinks about it, but, don't you think that might be a little unfair to Jou-kun? o.o

Ryou: I should think so!! ;

Bakura: e-e Hikari, you're making this awfully hard to enjoy!

Shizuka: But it might not even be my brother…

Psycho: All the more to find out whom holds the key to Seto Kaiba's heart!!!

Noa: Let's weigh up the options here, if it isn't Jounouchi, who is it?

FDC: Is it…Malik?

Malik: Pffft SOOOO not my type!

Psycho: Or…Ryou?

Ryou: o.o; um…

FDC: I don't see it.

Psycho: Neither. Honda?

Everyone: ….*busts out laughing*

Honda: Hey! Why can't I make a good candidate?

Raven: Because…just… no.

Nyoko: What about Shizuka?

Psycho: UGH! No cannons, PLEASE, no cannons. Same goes for Anzu >.<

FDC: >.< I don't think it would be either of them anyway… How about Otogi?

Noa: You know…somehow…I can see that.

Psycho: Well, they're both cute, and stuck up, and rich and famous. Why not?

Otogi: WE HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON!! In fact I don't ACTUALLY think we say one word to each other in the entire series! He talks more to Yuugi and Yami than me!

All: -_-;; point taken.

Bakura: Even so, I can't see him with the Pharaoh.

All: *glance at Yami who is spacin' out*

Yami: @.@ *drunk and high*

All: -.-;

Yuugi: *sigh*

Psycho: Ooh! I know! Bakura and/or Marik!!

FDC: Ne? How? They don't interact with him either…

Psycho: Because they're all a) sexy, b) evil and c) sexy! :D

Nyoko: You may be onto something here, hikari! Although Kaiba is kind of… the villain that isn't.

RavenFire: The only people left, besides us, is Pegasus and Shadi…

All: *cringe and shudder*

Pegasus: You're all so mean!

Noa: Enough with the guessing already!! Its giving me a migraine

Shadi: The white room! The white room!

FDC: Alright already! *shoves a Christmas decoration in Shadi's mouth*

Otogi: The white room is one of the best legends ever!

Malik: Legend?

Kaiba: You know I am. *once again recovered from his crying and smirks*

Bakura: It must be told, so at least we will have satisfied our curiosities!

Rakuen: *bouncing around the room* Tell them about the white room Mommy!!

FDC: e_e ok. Hitch up the rating!

Pegasus: For once I agree with the rag head…I mean Shadi. He came up with a decent idea…

Psycho: It could make for an interesting topic, but it may get a little out of hand…

Jou: o_o;; I thought it had long been forgotten…

Raven: Well………….. YOU THOUGHT WRONG!! *snaps fingers and a TV appears*

Nyoko: Is that the best you can do? *makes a home entertainment theatre appear*

Pegasus: Puh-lease!! *mock limp wrist and makes a movie theatre appear from nowhere*

FDC: Is this like the war of the products against the creator or something?

Nyoko & Raven: >.>

Pegasus: You will never be better than me! For I am your creator!

Nyoko: In a way… but… I could never call you my father

Raven: I second that! But wait… how come if he created us, then we remember our pasts?

Marik: There are like, 12 different stories. They mix `em up a little.

Psycho: O_O why do I feel more and more like this is a scene out of “The Island” …?

Honda: Yeah, dude, they sound like the clones!!

Jou: Remember Honda when we cloned you to save us from the evil pencil sharpeners? XD

Honda: Dude that was awesome!!

FDC: e_e;; they're just fucking with us.

Nyoko: No we're not….

Psycho & FDC: ……………………

Pegasus: ………………GOTCHA!!

Raven, Pegasus & Nyoko: *giggling*

Others: *completely lost*

Ryou: I totally do not get it.

Malik: I think only they understand…

Psycho & FDC: -_-;; ok let's get back to it now…

Noa: I don't think I need to see this e_e;;

Shizuka: Me neither!

Mokuba: *too involved in having a seizure to care*

Shizuka & Noa: *get up and leave*

Everyone else: *takes their seats in the movie theatre that appeared from nowhere*

Kaiba: *is obviously fuming* I will not be party to this sick activity! This footage is private and confidential and should remain so! You'll all be hearing from my lawyers! *also gets up to leave*

Jounouchi: Yeah what he said! *tries to leave with him*

Nyoko: Where do you think you're going?! *straps Kaiba into a seat so he can't budge* that's more like it. *dusts off hands*

Kaiba: >.> *mutters unintelligible things, and other words such as `lawsuit' and `kill'*

Ravenfire: Oh no you don't!! *also straps Jounouchi into a chair*

Jou: -___-

RavenFire: Huzzah!! =^_^=

FDC: Is everyone ready? *has popcorn and coke*

All except Kaiba & Jou: We are!!

Pegasus: Lights, camera, PORNOGRAPHY!!

All: O_o

*lights dim as the film begins*

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*scene begins as Jounouchi and Kaiba are locked inside an entirely white room with no doors or windows, and only white cubes to sit on*

Jou: “Great so, what are we doing in here again?”

Kaiba: “Apparently this is our punishment.”

Jou: “For what?!!!”

Kaiba: “I think those idiot mongrels want us to sort our differences. As if that's going to happen. There is just no reasoning with you.”

Jou: “By sticking us in a doorless, windowless white room?! How the hell did we get in here anyway?!”

Kaiba: *sigh* “It's all smoke and mirrors. I can't believe you haven't figured that out by now! Twit.”

Jou: “Well…I'm just gonna sit over here and wait until this damn shit is over.” *goes and sits cross legged in the corner and glares at Kaiba*

Kaiba: “The idea is for us not to argue. Then we will be released.”

Jou: *scowls* “That's fuckin' impossible with you! What, they want us to declare our undying love for each other or something?”

Kaiba: *raises eyebrow thoughtfully* “That could be my ticket out of this predicament.”

Jou: *glares harder* “Your ticket?! Don't I mean anything to you?!”

Kaiba: “You really think I care about you?”

Jou: *falters* “Well…no…”

*silence for several moments as both Bishies sit blinking at each other* ………………

Jou & Kaiba: *immediately jump on each other and start making out feverishly*

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Everyone watching: ((O.O))

Kaiba & Jounouchi: *hiding faces in shame*

FDC: Wow this really is legendary!!! ^___________^ *eats more popcorn*

Psycho: Can't say I disagree O.O *sips on frozen coke and raspberry*

Rakuen: Mommy…why are they doing what you and Ryou always do? I thought only people that love each other do that sort of thing…. And the big Meanie and the Puppy hate each other!

FDC: =_= *covers Rakuen's eyes*

RavenFire, Psycho & Nyoko: XDD

Ryou: o.o; *blushes*

Bakura: *just raises eyebrow* This is entertaining…

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Jou & Kaiba: *are still wrestling and making out breathlessly on the floor, clutching at each other's shirts*

*suddenly a window appears in the wall*

Kaiba: *looks up* “A way out!!” *lunges for the window and then it disappears*

Jou: O_o “Where did it go?”

Kaiba: -_-

Jou: “You don't suppose that if we keep makin' out it'll come back…?”

Kaiba: *glares at* “You imbecile! They're just trying to fuck with our minds again!”

Jou: “So what just happened now meant nothing to you? You just used me ya jerk!!”

Kaiba: “…I didn't say that! And you used me too. So there.”

Jou: e_e “Why don't we just TRY it again and see if the window comes back? And if we go even further then MAYBE a door will appear!”

Kaiba: “And hell will freeze over!” *glares harder*

Jou: “We're arguing again you asshole! Excuse ME for trying to think of a solution!”

Kaiba: *sigh* “Fine then let's try this again.”

Jou: *shuffles closer to him* -_- “so…degrading…” *mutters*

Kaiba: *rolls eyes* “At least make it look believable.”

Both: *start pashing again but this time make it look like they're enjoying themselves*

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Jou: =______________=++ this is so humiliating.

Kaiba: *has tried multiple times to get up and leave but Nyoko has chained him to the chair in her ever so mysterious way* >__________< need I remind you it was your idea in the first place to do what we did.

Jou: e.e yeah yeah…now my most private of secrets has been revealed… great, just great! I'm never gonna hear the end of this!!

Psycho: As much as I'd like to say `no, no you are not'……I think I'd still rather subject Kaiba to harassment about it than you, Jou.

Jou: -_- gee thanks that makes me feel so much better…

Kaiba: *growls in frustration and glares daggers at Psycho*

RavenFire: Oh stop being such a stick in the mud we know you like it!!

Ryou: I think it's time we called it off…. *feeling sorry for Jou-kun*

Pegasus: NOOOO the best part is coming up!!!!!!

Everyone but Kaiba & Jou: o.O;;

Kaiba & Jou: =___='''

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*all the while Jou and Kaiba are making out again, putting a little more effort into it, and then a door appears in the wall behind them*

Jou: *tries to turn away from Kaiba to get to the door but gets held in place*

Kaiba: *stops kissing for a moment* “Wait”.

Jou: *pulls back* O_o “Wait?! Why?! I wanna get out of here!”

*door disappears*

Kaiba: =_= “that's why, baka!!!”

Jou: “Oh for the love of…” -_-

Kaiba: “This proves our theory will work, though.”

Jou: “I can't keep fuckin' well making out with you for ten hours just to get out of this hole!! I'll die from lack of oxygen!! And wrongness!!”

Kaiba: “You have a point…for once. So…maybe…we need to think outside the square.”

Jou: >.> “what are you suggesting?”

Kaiba: *just blinks* “You know…”

Jou: *stares blankly*

Kaiba: “OMFG do I need to spell it out to you?!!!”

Jou: …*registers* “you wanna have sex wit me? Is THAT what you're saying?”

Kaiba: “Ugh, NO! We will make it LOOK like we are. That's what they want to see - it's a supply and demand principle. Which you would know nothing about.”

Jou: “You really want out of this room THAT bad?!!”

Kaiba: “Yes. I don't see the problem; it's not like we're really doing it. We're just fooling them into believing it.”

Jou: …………*narrows eyes* “You're so…unfeeling about all this…I don't think I want to! I feel so violated!”

Kaiba: *sigh* “Then what other ideas do you have genius?”

Jou: -_- “fine…”

Kaiba: “Let's get this over with then.”

Jou: *feeling awkward* “Do we have to get naked?”

Kaiba: e_e “lets just see how far we get before a door or window appears again…”

Jou & Kaiba: *once again start making out…ten minutes goes by and nothing happens…*

Jou: THIS ISN'T WORKING!!!!!!!!

Kaiba: You're not trying hard enough!

Jou: RAAAGH!! *goes crazy and rips his t-shirt right off his chest* IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED TO SEE? HUH?!!! You want me to go down on the bastard right here and now?!! Whatever little bitch is behind this you're so gonna pay when I get out of here!

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All watching except Seto & Jou: XDDD!!!

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Kaiba: -_____-“ calm DOWN.” *grabs Jounouchi by the arm and pulls him back down to the floor* “Close your eyes, and KEEP them shut. There is only one way we're going to get out of here, so don't question what I am about to do.”

Jou: O_o “but…?”

Kaiba: “I said don't question!”

Jou: o_O “ok…” *closes eyes*

*just as Kaiba apparently starts to do unmentionable things to Jounouchi, the camera cuts out*

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Psycho: OMG NO!!! Just when it was getting good!

FDC: It's always the way…

Pegasus: That's all we got I'm afraid…but isn't it a masterpiece?!!

Nyoko: Well I say they deserve a round of applause don't you?!

Everyone but Kaiba & Jou: *erupts into applause, cheering, hooting and whistling*

Kaiba & Jou: *sigh* …

Bakura: Well, now we know who Kaiba really loves!

Otogi: Or DO we? *strokes chin in thought*

Malik: He never actually said the words.

RavenFire: I don't think they needed to be said xD

Ryou: ^^;;

Psycho: Everyone knew it was Jounouchi anyway…

Kaiba: =_=

Jou: =_=

Raven: Welllll I think that's enough torture for one day… *goes and unlocks the chains on Jou*

Jou: *immediately launches out of his seat and tries to strangle her* You little bitch demon thing!! I'll kill you!

Raven: *is not at all hurt* Oh, come off it. We just wanted some answers! *pins Jou to the floor effortlessly*

Jou: ACKKK!!!

FDC: XD

Nyoko: *also releases Kaiba* There ya go =^_^=

Kaiba: Hmph. *dusts himself off*

Pegasus: *approaches Kaiba with a microphone and video camera in tow* Do you have anything to add, Kaiba-boy?

Kaiba: NO COMMENT!! *grabs the microphone, whacks Pegasus over the head with it and walks away*

Jounouchi: *follows behind Kaiba like the puppy he is*

Psycho: XD Oooohhh that was fun!!!

FDC: Yes! Yes it was! We should do this again some time

Rakuen: Are there any other legends like this one Mommy?

FDC: None that should be repeated to someone your age >.>

Raven: We could always tell them about the adventures of the Ishtars and the Bakuras…

Psycho: We'd have to put up the rating to R18 XD

FDC: Try R25 e_e

Ryou: We could get in trouble though…

Marik: Trouble is my middle name!! >:-D

Psycho: Maybe next time…but this legend has been going for 16 pages already!

FDC: ^^ wow

Psycho: Soooo that about sums up this chapter! I hope you enjoyed everyone! ^^ I just thought I'd post it for old time's sake…and the fact that you all needed to hear the legend of the white room! Au revoir!

Malik: Please R&R if you wanna! ^^