Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Tenchi Muyo Fan Fiction ❯ Hanging Out With The Yu Yu Hakusho Giys ❯ In the Beginning ( Chapter 1 )
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By: SnowLion no Baka 
The insanity commences!!
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Tenchi Muyo Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Adventure / Action / Comedy / Fantasy / Romance | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 06.19.2004 | Updated On: 06.20.2004 | Pages: 5 | Words: 1.5K | Visits: 382 | Status: Completed
The insanity commences!!
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Tenchi Muyo Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Adventure / Action / Comedy / Fantasy / Romance | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 06.19.2004 | Updated On: 06.20.2004 | Pages: 5 | Words: 1.5K | Visits: 382 | Status: Completed
Hanging Out With the Yu Yu Hakusho Guys (Chapter 1)
In the Beginning
By SnowLion no Miko
Snow: I`m hungry and bored
Rose: You`re always hungry
Snow: Shut up
Rose: Make me
Sapphire: You guys want to go bug the Yu Yu Hakusho guys?
Snow and Rose: YEAH!!!!!
A few minutes later...
Snow: *rings doorbell*
Yusuke`s Voice: Come in
Kuwabara: NO NOT THESE GUYS!!!!!
Snow, Sapphire and Rose: *opens the door to see the whole YYH gang*
Snow: Oooooo cake! *jumps over to Kuwabara and eats his piece*
Kuwa: Hey that was mine
Snow: You didn`t need it, you already need plastic surgery.
Shizuru: Amen to that sistah! *high fives Snow*
Rose: *jumps in Kurama`s lap* Hi sweetie
Kurama: eh...heh...heh...
Rose: *hugs Kurama*
Snow: *hugs Hiei* Hi
Hiei: Baka ningen
Snow: *jumps in Hiei`s lap* You`re just saying that
Hiei: I mean it.
Snow: *doesn`t care*
Hiei: Hn
Kuwabara: How come the demons get all the chicks!!!
Yusuke: Yeah
Sapphire: *nuzzles Yusuke with her head*
Keiko: You stay away from mah man! *snaps fingers*
Sapphire: Since when are you from Da Hood?
Keiko: You die!! *charges*
Sapphire: DROP DEAD *charges at Keiko*
Sapphire and Keiko start to fight.
Kuwabara: MEEEEEOOOOOOW Cat fight!
Rinku: Let`s watch
2 HOURS LATER...
Keiko and Sapphire continue to beat the living crap outta each other.
The doorbell rings.
Kurama: Come in
Karasu,Bui and Rando stand at the door.
*CRACK*
Snow: *with a frozen pizza* YOU HURT MY JAGAN!!!
Bui: x_x
*SMACK*
Rose: *with a baseball bat* YOU HURT MY FOX!!!
Karasu: He`s MY fox...
Rose: Mine
Karasu: Mine
1 HOUR LATER...
Rose: He`s mine
Karasu: No he`s mine
Rose: *steps on Karasu`s face*
Karasu: fox.......x_x
Hiei and Kurama: eh...heh...heh
Rando: Hey I`m still here.
Yusuke: MAMOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sapphire: What kind of scream is that?!
Yusuke: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Keiko: Never mind,Jin is much cuter than you *jumps in Jin`s lap*
Jin: Well it looks like she don`t give a care about you Urameshi.
Touya: uhhh Rinku are you hungry?
Rinku: Yeah let`s go eat
Touya and Rinku: *leave*
Crazy Touya Fangirls: CAOME BACK TOUYAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! *chases after Touya and tackles him*
Touya: help....me....suffocating....
Sapphire: Is this real? *pokes Jin`s horn*
Jin: Yep I guess so
Chuu: Hey do ya like me mowkawk mate it takes me a full hour to fix it every mornin`
Snow,Rose and Sapphire: Oooooooooooooooooooooooookay
Rando: *shrinks Kuwabara* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Genkai: Kuwabara you nitwit
Yusuke: Genkai,when did you get here?
Genkai: Shut up,Botan carried me here on her oar
Botan: Yep my oar is so cool isn`t it? ^_____________________^
Snow: Cool *jumps on oar and starts flying arounds Kurama`s house*
*CRASH*
Kurama: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO That`s a one hundred year old vase I stole!!!
Kurama`s mom: YOU STOLE A VASE SHUUICHI?!
Kurama: I was just kidding mother
Kurama`s mom: Okay *leaves room*
*SQUISH*
Rose: EWWWWWWW I stepped on something *looks at foot* It`s Kuwabara.
Kuwabara: OOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Hiei: He`s the only ningen who would say "owchie"
Everyone: YAAY!!! YOU STEPPED ON KUWABARA *dances around*
Rando: Well I`m leaving
Botan: Hey Rando you forgot these two *points to Karasu and Bui*
Rando: Oh fine! *drags Karasu and Bui out*
Karasu: fox.....fox.....FOX!!!
*BANG*
Rose: I TOLD YOU HE`S MY FOX!!!
Karasu: x_____x
Kurama: YOUR fox?
Rose: Yep you`re MY fox
Jo Jo The Troll: Hiya I`m Jo Jo The Troll,catch me and I`ll grant you 3 wishes
Sapphire: I thought if you catch a leprecan you get 3 wishes
Jin: Me brother is a leprecan
JJTT: Catch me if you can
Sapphire: *trips JJTT and catches him*
Snow: Give us our 3 wishes
JJTT: Okay first wish...
Snow: Make all the Yugioh guys come here
JJTT: *blinks eyes like I Dream of Jeannie*
Yugioh guys: Where are we?
Sapphire: Make all the Inuyasha guys come here
JJTT: *blinks eyes again*
Inuyasha guys: Where the heck are we?!
Rose: Take us to the mall
JJTT: *blinks eyes again and everyone is transported to the mall*
Snow,Sapphire and Rose: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JJTT: *disappears*
Mall announcer guy: The mall will be closing in 30 seconds please make your purchases and leave
Snow: It`s Yami Yugi!! *runs and glomps Yami*
Yami: Help....can`t...breathe
Yugi: Ummm you might want to let go of my Yami now
Snow: I`M NOT LETTING GO AND YOU CAN`T MAKE ME!!!! *sees doughnuts* *let`s go of Yami* ooooooo doughnuts...
Rose: It`s Seto!!! *runs and glomps Kaiba*
Sapphire: It`s Marik!!! *runs and glomps Marik*
Kaiba and Marik: Help......us...can`t....breathe
Snow: it`s Fluffy!! *runs and glomps Fluffy*
Sesshoumaru: Let...go...oxygen...light at the end of the tunnel...go into the light
Snow: Sorry Fluffy
Rose: It`s Inuyasha!!! *runs and glomps Inuyasha*
Inuyasha: Can`t...breathe
Kagome and Kikyo: LET GO OF MY INUYASHA!!!
Rose: NEEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEERRR!!!
Miroku: You`ve got the ladys all ovar you Inuyasha *mutters* lucky dog demon *sees Sapphire hasn`t hugged anyone yet and moves closer*
Sapphire: What are you doing? *backs away*
Miroku: Looking at a pretty lady like yourself with no one
Sapphire: *walks really fast to Yusuke and Marik and glomps them* See I do *spots Naraku* IT`S NARAKU!!!!!!!!!! *glomps Naraku*
Naraku: Can`t breathe....help
The mall lights turn off.
Mall announcer guy: The mall is closed now
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kurama: We need to split up and look for the power thingy.
The groups are:
1. Kurama,Rose,Seto and Yukina
2. Hiei,Snow,Yami and Botan
3. Yusuke,Sapphire,Marik and Keiko
Rose: The rest of you just stay here and play games in the arcade
Snow: LET`S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! *runs to a plushie store*
Yami,Hiei and Botan: Waaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiittttttt up!! *chases after Snow*
Snow: It`s a Yami plushie OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH Here`s a Hiei plushie YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!
Evil voice in shadows: Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *pants* hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha I will
get them soon enough
Yami: *millenium puzzle glows* I sense an evil presence
Snow: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EVIIIIIIIIL!!! *jumps on to Hiei`s back* *starts glowing light blue*
Hiei: Get off baka ningen
Snow: *now has a dark blue lion`s mane with light blue lion ears a light blue lion tail and dark blue hair on the tip of it and fangs* Do I look
like a ningen?
Hiei: No you look like a lion person...
Snow: Exactly
Botan and Yami: eh...heh...heh...
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Snow: I hope ya like my first chapter of Hanging Out With the YYH Guys it will get funnier
Hiei: Yeah riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Snow: It will!
Yami: We all know it sweetie *puts arm around Snow*
Snow: ^///^
Hiei: *jealousy* Get offa her now baka pharaoh
Yami: Someone`s jealous *does kawaii smirk thing*
Hiei: Well see I can smirk too *does an even kawaiier smirk than Yami`s*
Snow: KAWAII!!! I have ta get my video camera
Hiei and Yami: *are having a smirking contest*
Snow: *has video camera*
What will happen next time? Will they find the power thingy? Who is the evil voice in the shadows? What will the authoress,Snow, put
them through next? Want to know? Read the next chappie duh! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
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In the Beginning
By SnowLion no Miko
Snow: I`m hungry and bored
Rose: You`re always hungry
Snow: Shut up
Rose: Make me
Sapphire: You guys want to go bug the Yu Yu Hakusho guys?
Snow and Rose: YEAH!!!!!
A few minutes later...
Snow: *rings doorbell*
Yusuke`s Voice: Come in
Kuwabara: NO NOT THESE GUYS!!!!!
Snow, Sapphire and Rose: *opens the door to see the whole YYH gang*
Snow: Oooooo cake! *jumps over to Kuwabara and eats his piece*
Kuwa: Hey that was mine
Snow: You didn`t need it, you already need plastic surgery.
Shizuru: Amen to that sistah! *high fives Snow*
Rose: *jumps in Kurama`s lap* Hi sweetie
Kurama: eh...heh...heh...
Rose: *hugs Kurama*
Snow: *hugs Hiei* Hi
Hiei: Baka ningen
Snow: *jumps in Hiei`s lap* You`re just saying that
Hiei: I mean it.
Snow: *doesn`t care*
Hiei: Hn
Kuwabara: How come the demons get all the chicks!!!
Yusuke: Yeah
Sapphire: *nuzzles Yusuke with her head*
Keiko: You stay away from mah man! *snaps fingers*
Sapphire: Since when are you from Da Hood?
Keiko: You die!! *charges*
Sapphire: DROP DEAD *charges at Keiko*
Sapphire and Keiko start to fight.
Kuwabara: MEEEEEOOOOOOW Cat fight!
Rinku: Let`s watch
2 HOURS LATER...
Keiko and Sapphire continue to beat the living crap outta each other.
The doorbell rings.
Kurama: Come in
Karasu,Bui and Rando stand at the door.
*CRACK*
Snow: *with a frozen pizza* YOU HURT MY JAGAN!!!
Bui: x_x
*SMACK*
Rose: *with a baseball bat* YOU HURT MY FOX!!!
Karasu: He`s MY fox...
Rose: Mine
Karasu: Mine
1 HOUR LATER...
Rose: He`s mine
Karasu: No he`s mine
Rose: *steps on Karasu`s face*
Karasu: fox.......x_x
Hiei and Kurama: eh...heh...heh
Rando: Hey I`m still here.
Yusuke: MAMOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sapphire: What kind of scream is that?!
Yusuke: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Keiko: Never mind,Jin is much cuter than you *jumps in Jin`s lap*
Jin: Well it looks like she don`t give a care about you Urameshi.
Touya: uhhh Rinku are you hungry?
Rinku: Yeah let`s go eat
Touya and Rinku: *leave*
Crazy Touya Fangirls: CAOME BACK TOUYAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! *chases after Touya and tackles him*
Touya: help....me....suffocating....
Sapphire: Is this real? *pokes Jin`s horn*
Jin: Yep I guess so
Chuu: Hey do ya like me mowkawk mate it takes me a full hour to fix it every mornin`
Snow,Rose and Sapphire: Oooooooooooooooooooooooookay
Rando: *shrinks Kuwabara* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Genkai: Kuwabara you nitwit
Yusuke: Genkai,when did you get here?
Genkai: Shut up,Botan carried me here on her oar
Botan: Yep my oar is so cool isn`t it? ^_____________________^
Snow: Cool *jumps on oar and starts flying arounds Kurama`s house*
*CRASH*
Kurama: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO That`s a one hundred year old vase I stole!!!
Kurama`s mom: YOU STOLE A VASE SHUUICHI?!
Kurama: I was just kidding mother
Kurama`s mom: Okay *leaves room*
*SQUISH*
Rose: EWWWWWWW I stepped on something *looks at foot* It`s Kuwabara.
Kuwabara: OOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Hiei: He`s the only ningen who would say "owchie"
Everyone: YAAY!!! YOU STEPPED ON KUWABARA *dances around*
Rando: Well I`m leaving
Botan: Hey Rando you forgot these two *points to Karasu and Bui*
Rando: Oh fine! *drags Karasu and Bui out*
Karasu: fox.....fox.....FOX!!!
*BANG*
Rose: I TOLD YOU HE`S MY FOX!!!
Karasu: x_____x
Kurama: YOUR fox?
Rose: Yep you`re MY fox
Jo Jo The Troll: Hiya I`m Jo Jo The Troll,catch me and I`ll grant you 3 wishes
Sapphire: I thought if you catch a leprecan you get 3 wishes
Jin: Me brother is a leprecan
JJTT: Catch me if you can
Sapphire: *trips JJTT and catches him*
Snow: Give us our 3 wishes
JJTT: Okay first wish...
Snow: Make all the Yugioh guys come here
JJTT: *blinks eyes like I Dream of Jeannie*
Yugioh guys: Where are we?
Sapphire: Make all the Inuyasha guys come here
JJTT: *blinks eyes again*
Inuyasha guys: Where the heck are we?!
Rose: Take us to the mall
JJTT: *blinks eyes again and everyone is transported to the mall*
Snow,Sapphire and Rose: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JJTT: *disappears*
Mall announcer guy: The mall will be closing in 30 seconds please make your purchases and leave
Snow: It`s Yami Yugi!! *runs and glomps Yami*
Yami: Help....can`t...breathe
Yugi: Ummm you might want to let go of my Yami now
Snow: I`M NOT LETTING GO AND YOU CAN`T MAKE ME!!!! *sees doughnuts* *let`s go of Yami* ooooooo doughnuts...
Rose: It`s Seto!!! *runs and glomps Kaiba*
Sapphire: It`s Marik!!! *runs and glomps Marik*
Kaiba and Marik: Help......us...can`t....breathe
Snow: it`s Fluffy!! *runs and glomps Fluffy*
Sesshoumaru: Let...go...oxygen...light at the end of the tunnel...go into the light
Snow: Sorry Fluffy
Rose: It`s Inuyasha!!! *runs and glomps Inuyasha*
Inuyasha: Can`t...breathe
Kagome and Kikyo: LET GO OF MY INUYASHA!!!
Rose: NEEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEERRR!!!
Miroku: You`ve got the ladys all ovar you Inuyasha *mutters* lucky dog demon *sees Sapphire hasn`t hugged anyone yet and moves closer*
Sapphire: What are you doing? *backs away*
Miroku: Looking at a pretty lady like yourself with no one
Sapphire: *walks really fast to Yusuke and Marik and glomps them* See I do *spots Naraku* IT`S NARAKU!!!!!!!!!! *glomps Naraku*
Naraku: Can`t breathe....help
The mall lights turn off.
Mall announcer guy: The mall is closed now
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kurama: We need to split up and look for the power thingy.
The groups are:
1. Kurama,Rose,Seto and Yukina
2. Hiei,Snow,Yami and Botan
3. Yusuke,Sapphire,Marik and Keiko
Rose: The rest of you just stay here and play games in the arcade
Snow: LET`S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! *runs to a plushie store*
Yami,Hiei and Botan: Waaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiittttttt up!! *chases after Snow*
Snow: It`s a Yami plushie OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH Here`s a Hiei plushie YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!
Evil voice in shadows: Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *pants* hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha I will
get them soon enough
Yami: *millenium puzzle glows* I sense an evil presence
Snow: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EVIIIIIIIIL!!! *jumps on to Hiei`s back* *starts glowing light blue*
Hiei: Get off baka ningen
Snow: *now has a dark blue lion`s mane with light blue lion ears a light blue lion tail and dark blue hair on the tip of it and fangs* Do I look
like a ningen?
Hiei: No you look like a lion person...
Snow: Exactly
Botan and Yami: eh...heh...heh...
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Snow: I hope ya like my first chapter of Hanging Out With the YYH Guys it will get funnier
Hiei: Yeah riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Snow: It will!
Yami: We all know it sweetie *puts arm around Snow*
Snow: ^///^
Hiei: *jealousy* Get offa her now baka pharaoh
Yami: Someone`s jealous *does kawaii smirk thing*
Hiei: Well see I can smirk too *does an even kawaiier smirk than Yami`s*
Snow: KAWAII!!! I have ta get my video camera
Hiei and Yami: *are having a smirking contest*
Snow: *has video camera*
What will happen next time? Will they find the power thingy? Who is the evil voice in the shadows? What will the authoress,Snow, put
them through next? Want to know? Read the next chappie duh! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
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