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The Crazy Adventure of DOOM!

Chapter 1: The Meeting in Wal-Mart!

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Disclaimer: I don`t own any of the anime in this fic!

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Snow: Ahhh let`s see, we have chocolate, and sugar and broccoli…BROCCOLI how did that get in there?! *throws can of broccoli out of shopping cart and it hits a little old woman in the head*

Little Old Woman: *is hit* OWCH! *falls over* Kids…these…days…don`t…appreciate vegetables… X_X

Snow: oops…^_^;

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Meanwhile in the video aisle…

Mokuba: Setooooooo, let`s rent this movie! Joey said he liked it! *holds up a porno movie*

Kaiba: Ack! No! *throws porno back into an old man`s cart*

Old Man: Huh…what is this? *looks at the cover of the tape that has a half naked woman with giant boobs on it* O_O G-goodness my wife will not approve of this… *looks at it again* Hmmmm… *hides it under his jacket* What she don`t know won`t hurt her. Tee hee hee!

Kaiba: -_- Perverted old fool

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In the toy aisle…

Jin: Touya lookit this!! *is playing with a voice recorder* *speaks into it* Hi I`m poopy pants!

Recorder: Hi I`m poopy pants!

Jin: ^_^

Touya: What an idiot…

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In the fish aisle…

Kuwabara: Lookit the fishy! *watches a piranha*

Piranha: *mouths* I`m gonna eat you up.

Kuwabara: *gulps*

Yusuke: Kuwabara let`s go!

Hiei: Baka

Kurama: ^_^

Kuwabara: Okies!

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The rest of the YuGiOh cast is in the school supplies aisle…

Marik: MUAHAHA!! *holds up a VERY sharp pencil* I shall kill you all!!

Malik: Shut up! *smacks him with a pencil bag*

Marik: You little…

Anzu: Now, now you two don`t fight!

Marik: Listen Mazaki I didn`t come here to be peaceful, so SHUT UP or I will-

Yami: If you harm one SINGLE hair on Anzu`s head, I will see your demise.

Marik: I`m not scared of you!

Yami: But you are scared of…THIS! *holds up a Tinky Winky doll*

Marik: AUGH!! THE HORROR!!! *rolls in the fetal position*

Yami: Well he`s not going to be getting up anytime soon, so just put him in the cart and let`s go.

Anzu: Thanks, Yami. ^_^

Yami: You`re welcome. ^_^

Mai: Oh, Joey isn`t it sweet?!

Joey: Wha? Huh? What`s sweet?

Mai: Lookit Anzu and Yami! They`re the perfect couple!

Joey: Oh, okay! *smiles like a doofus*

Ryou: Hey let`s go to the clothing aisle!

Everyone: OKAY!

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Yusuke: Hey, I gotta get a new shirt, let`s go to the clothing aisle.

Kurama, Kuwabara, and Hiei: Alright

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Kaiba: C`mon Mokuba, I need a new trenchcoat. Let`s go to the clothing aisle.

Mokuba: Okay Seto! ^_^

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Jin: WHEEE I NEED A NEW BELT LET`S GO TO THE CLOTHING AISLE!! *runs off*

Touya: Waiiit! *chases*

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Snow: Hmmm, I really need a new hat. *goes to the clothing aisle*

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Eventually everyone meets up at THE CLOTHING AISLE!!

Kaiba: Oh shitake mushrooms

Mokuba: It`s her…

Hiei: Oh great…

Kuwabara: LORD HELP US ALL!!

Jin: SNOW-CHAN!!! *flies over to her*

Snow: Hiya everyone! ^_^

Everyone else besides Jin and Snow: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Suddenly there is a big flash of light and a voice says…

Voice: HELP SAVE OUR WORLD! LEGENDARY MAGIC KNIGHTS!

Snow: Hey this is like Magic Knight Rayearth! ^_^ I wanna be Hikaru!

Botan: Umi!

Mai: Fuu!

Keiko: Hey! I wanna be Fuu!

Mai: You can`t handle the FUU!

Serenity: SHUT UP!!

Snow: You can`t tell Mai and Keiko to shut up!! DIEEEEE!!

Joey: Don`t kill my lil` sis!

Snow: Would you rather me kill YOU?!

Joey: uh no?

Snow: That`s more like it… now DIE!!

Voice: HEY!! Did I ever SAY it was like Magic Knight Rayearth?!

Everyone: No…

Voice: Okay then! Like I was saying…

Bakura: We aren`t going to take orders from a stupid voice! Show yourself mortal!

Voice: Fine!

There is a big flash of light and…

Everyone: KIKYO?!

Kikyo: Yes, it is me…

Anzu: What about the `HELP SAVE OUR WORLD?'

Kikyo: I was just messing with you. ^_^

Snow: *gasp* How DARE you?!

Serenity: Yeah! How DARE you!?

Snow: STOP COPYING ME!!! *slaps*

Serenity: WAAAAHHHHH!!! *cries*

Kikyo: Alright I`m leaving…

Isis: NOT so fast! *grabs Kikyo`s collar*

Kikyo: WHAT?!

Marik: You`re going to tell us where the Inuyasha guys are!

Isis: Since when do you care about the Inuyasha cast?

Marik: I think Sango`s cute.

Everyone: WHAAAAAAT?!

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Far off in the Feudal Era, Japan…

Miroku: Sango, if you ever meet a psychotic Egyptian dude with a glowing eye on his forehead, STAY AWAY.

Sango: But why would I…?

Miroku: Just STAAAAAAAAAAYYYY AWAYYYY *creepy voice*

Sango: Whatever you saaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy… ^_^;

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Malik: MARIK AND SANGO SITTING IN A TREE K-I-S-S-I-N-G FIRST COMES LOVE SECOND COMES- *is cut off by Marik kicking him in the crotch* *voice sounds like he just inhaled helium* Mommy…

Isis: Our mother is dead.

Malik: DO YOU KNOW THE HURT OF GETTING KICKED IN THE BALLS?!

Isis: No. But do YOU know the pain of getting elbowed in the boob?!

Malik: No. But DO YOU KNOW THE PAIN OF HAVING YOUR YAMI TAKE CONTROL OF YOU AND MAKING YOU POSSESS THE BODY OF THE ONE YOU SECRETLY LOVE?!

Anzu: Huh? He possessed me so does that mean?

Marik: YOU BIG FAT IDIOT! YOU JUST LET OUT OUR SECRET!!

Malik: I AM NOT FAT!! *cries*

Anzu: Wha?!

Yami: YOU BACK OFFA ANZU!! *extremely overprotective*

Isis: DO YOU KNOW THE PAIN OF BEING TOTALLY IGNORED BY THE ONE YOU LOVE?!

Malik: YESS!! *hugs Isis* ANZU WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO MY HUMBLE EGYPTIAN HEART?!

Isis: SETO WHYYYYY DO YOU IGNORE ME SO?! *cries on Malik`s shoulder*

Kaiba: o_O I-isis…

Isis: Oops…

Snow: Well, this is getting EXTREMELY weird!

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Snow: MUAHAHAHAHA!! IT IS DONE! CHAPPIE ONE IS DONE!!

Yusuke: YAY!!

Snow: Please R & R!! ^_^

Botan: Please and thankies!

Snow, Yusuke, and Botan: SEEYA NEXT TIME!!

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