Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ PASSIONS ❯ O.o......Um...... ( One-Shot )
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By: pure drivel 
A love confession, a wedding and....... Um, Yukina the secret agent? And an ending theme!
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): / Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 01.18.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.5K | Visits: 627 | Status: Completed
A love confession, a wedding and....... Um, Yukina the secret agent? And an ending theme!
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): / Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 01.18.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.5K | Visits: 627 | Status: Completed
Kuwabara:What are we doing here again?
Kagome:We're doing another story for PD.
Jou:Uugh...You mean that quack with the koolaide?
Kagome:The one and only. Just remember, this one's only a one-shot.
Botan:Thank god.
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PASSIONS
*SCENE 1* *Tristan Kagome Tea Toguro(younger) and Botan in the park*
Tristan:Botan-fluff....You are my shining star.
Botan:Oh Tristy-lurv!!! *they makeout*
Kagome:*spying on them* That tramp! Tristan belongs to me! How dare she! I'll kill her.....
Tea:*with Kagome* That isn't nice at all! Friends don't kill friends, they stick together, they work out their differences through civil
conversations, they take care of each other and friends have to be understanding! You aren't a good friend Kagome,
to Tristan or Botan because friendship breeds love and Tristan loves Botan not you, therefore your friendship is sub-standard.
If you can't understand their love, then you cannot have love because love is friendship! (If you're still reading this you're weird.)
Go friendship! All friends are good, and if you have enemys you should make friends with them and everyone will be happy!
Happiness is the key to peace! Rain and gloom don't make rainbows, it's the sunshine of friendship that makes beautiful colors
in the sky! Meanness makes storms, and friendship make rainbows! Friendship is all the colors of the world and with out friends,
the world would be grey! And- *PD can't think of anything else to say @.@*
Kagome:*sniffs* Tea, you are so right! *comes out from the bush* Tristan, you're my friend! *huggles* I love you!
Tristan: *-* <3 :Gome-yogurt! You are my true shining star!!! *makes out with her*
Botan:Nooooooooooooooo! I will not allow that slut to steal my Tristan! Powers of darkness consume thee!
*throws an eraser at her*
Kagome:x_X Tristan.......Ours was a beautiful love.....*cough* Once...... *dies in his arms*
Tristan:Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! My shining star!!!
Now I must commit treason and try to asassinate the captain! *doubletake, looks at script again* I mean, if you must die,
I will go with you!! *goes into cardiac arrest randomly and dies*
Tea:*shrieks* MY FRIENDS!!!!!! DON'T WORRY! I WILL BRING YOU BACK TO LIFE!!! BE RIGHT BACK!
*runs over to an ice cream vendor, buys ice cream cone and comes back*
Botan:Aaw fuck. *sulks* I am so depressed. *dies her hair black* The world is so grey. How I mourn.
Tea:o.O You do that. *licks her ice cream* I SUMMON THE POWER OF THE RUM RAISIN GENIE!!!!!!!
Botan:*twitches* Uuuuugh! My head...AAAAAAAAAAH!!!! *head blows up and spews brains everywhere*
Tea:o.o....................Oops.
Toguro:*comes out of Botans stump neck* I AM THE RUM RAISIN GENIE!!! YOU MAY HAVE ONE WISH!!!!!!
Tea:^.^ Okay! I wish that Tristan and Kagome were back, and everyone in the world were friends!
Toguro:YOU'RE WISH BE GRANTED!!!!! *turns into a stag and gallops away dramatically*
*across the world*
Hiei:*hugs Kuwabara* Yes! You have my approval! You may marry my sister!!
Kuwabara:YAAAAY!!! Wait, YOUR SISTER!?!?!?!?!?
*somewhere else*
Yami Malik:FRIENDS ARE THE KEY TO POWER!!! MWUHAHAHAHAHA!!! BE MY FRIENDS!!!!
Yami:^___^ Sure! Let's all be friends! You can even have my millennium puzzle Bakura!
Bakura:Aaaaaaw!!! *takes it*
Yami:x.x *dies*
*END SCENE*
*SCENE 2* *Ryou and Keikos wedding*
Ogre:*sobs* THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!
Jou:*hits him* Quiet down will ya!!
Yami Malik:*is the priest* Does anyone have any objections? Speak now or forever hold your....tongue.
Sesshoumaru:*jumps out of a helicopter and parachutes through the cathedral skylite* I OBJECT!!!!!
Bakura:*bangs his gavel thing* Objection overruled!! Take your seat Mr.Fluffy!
Sesshoumaru:............*sits down in the defendants chair* I thought this was a wedding.....
Bakura: ANYWAAAAAY! The court rules the defendant, GUILTY AS CHARGED!!!
Sesshoumaru:O.O WHAT!?!??!!? WHAT DID I DO!?!?!?!?!?!
Seto:*the prosecutor* You got all of these women pregnant and accused the judge of being a transvestite!
*waves at the left side benches where Yusuke, Inuyasha, Yugi, uh, everyone male that wasn't prementioned sits*
Sesshoumaru:HUH!?!?!?! THEY'RE NOT EVEN WOMEN, AND DEFENANTLY NOT PREGNANT!!!! *points at Inuyasha*
AND THAT'S MY BROTHER!!!!!!!!
Bakura:*slams his gavel* SO YOU'RE CONFESSING HAVING COMMITTED INCEST!?!??!?! BY ORDER OF THE JUDGE,
YOU ARE SENTENCED TO GO CLEAN THE BATHROOMS AT THE WYMCA!!! TAKE HIM AWAY!
*Yukina and Rin take him away*
Yami Malik:...........Anyway, I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride.
Ryou:^-^ *kisses Keiko*
Everyone:Aaaaaaaaaw!!!!!
Sesshoumaru:T.T *has a mop* Oh bury me nooooooooot on the lone prairiiiiiieeee........
*END SCENE*
*SCENE 3* *Uuuuhh.....Yukina and Rishid/Odion in the rain....I think......*
Yukina:*sobs* I'm not the woman you think I am Otogi.....
Rishid:Yes, and I have a confession to make......
Yukina:In the summer of 1998, I was actually a great soccer player named Riki DelCarto, I had it all.
Fame, fortune, cars and beautiful women. Then a horrible accident happened, and I had to go to Yogurt rehab,
for I had devolped a fetish. It was then that I discovered that my left pinkie is a different shade then all the rest and I was shocked.
How could I have not noticed? I spent that long dreadful summer thinking about how in the Matrix Revolutions,
I never would have been able to fight like Neo did, because I'd be too distracted by my wet sqelchy socks.
So I went through some intense training, meditations and therapies to put my mind in a machine like mode when I fight
in the rain so when the time comes for me to defeat agent Smith I would be ready. Only before my training with master
Pegasus was complete I was let out of YR and realized that my name was actually Yukina, I'm really a girl,
I've never played soccer in my life and agent Smith wasn't real. So I digress and confess. What did you wanna say?
Rishid:o.o;;;...........Master Malik crashed your car.
Yukina:Oh okay. And just so you know I am also carrying your child.
Rishid:*faints*
Yukina:*speaks into a microphone thing on her trench coat* The cat drank the milk and has taken a nap.
Mysterious guy about a million miles away in a big chair so we can't see his face god this is a long name: Excellent agent M.
I'll send agent smith to pick up and deliver the package right away.
Yukina:Right then. I'm out. *walks away but looks back at Rishid* Goodbye my love..... *dramatic sax music plays, fades out*
*END SCENE*
*SHOW ENDING THEME SONG THING*
*Jou dancing around in a sundress in a field of flowers*
Jou:I would hold the hand of the one who would lead me places!!!!
And kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet....
And I, would fly on the wings of the bird, I knew, could take me highest.. *twirls and puts flowers in Shippos hair*
Breath in breath out, you keep me aliiive!
You are the fire burning, inside of meee, you are my passion for life!!!!
Shippo:;o.O Why me?
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PD:Don't go back and read it again, this is complete nonsense, I was just bored and decided to type some stuff.
Inspired by Passions! The soap opera you should never watch or you'll get hooked and disturbed. @.@oo
How stupid can Antonio get!?!? "Ma wiafe." Che. Tell me what you think!
Sorry it isn't koolaides wrath, but I realized I can't update that til I actually get some koolaide.
(It really does help you write, but I haven't had any in monthÕs!) And if I do update soon, it wont be the birthday chapter,
I'll just put that up on my actual birthday. (june 17 I'm fourteen)
Kagome:We're doing another story for PD.
Jou:Uugh...You mean that quack with the koolaide?
Kagome:The one and only. Just remember, this one's only a one-shot.
Botan:Thank god.
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PASSIONS
*SCENE 1* *Tristan Kagome Tea Toguro(younger) and Botan in the park*
Tristan:Botan-fluff....You are my shining star.
Botan:Oh Tristy-lurv!!! *they makeout*
Kagome:*spying on them* That tramp! Tristan belongs to me! How dare she! I'll kill her.....
Tea:*with Kagome* That isn't nice at all! Friends don't kill friends, they stick together, they work out their differences through civil
conversations, they take care of each other and friends have to be understanding! You aren't a good friend Kagome,
to Tristan or Botan because friendship breeds love and Tristan loves Botan not you, therefore your friendship is sub-standard.
If you can't understand their love, then you cannot have love because love is friendship! (If you're still reading this you're weird.)
Go friendship! All friends are good, and if you have enemys you should make friends with them and everyone will be happy!
Happiness is the key to peace! Rain and gloom don't make rainbows, it's the sunshine of friendship that makes beautiful colors
in the sky! Meanness makes storms, and friendship make rainbows! Friendship is all the colors of the world and with out friends,
the world would be grey! And- *PD can't think of anything else to say @.@*
Kagome:*sniffs* Tea, you are so right! *comes out from the bush* Tristan, you're my friend! *huggles* I love you!
Tristan: *-* <3 :Gome-yogurt! You are my true shining star!!! *makes out with her*
Botan:Nooooooooooooooo! I will not allow that slut to steal my Tristan! Powers of darkness consume thee!
*throws an eraser at her*
Kagome:x_X Tristan.......Ours was a beautiful love.....*cough* Once...... *dies in his arms*
Tristan:Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! My shining star!!!
Now I must commit treason and try to asassinate the captain! *doubletake, looks at script again* I mean, if you must die,
I will go with you!! *goes into cardiac arrest randomly and dies*
Tea:*shrieks* MY FRIENDS!!!!!! DON'T WORRY! I WILL BRING YOU BACK TO LIFE!!! BE RIGHT BACK!
*runs over to an ice cream vendor, buys ice cream cone and comes back*
Botan:Aaw fuck. *sulks* I am so depressed. *dies her hair black* The world is so grey. How I mourn.
Tea:o.O You do that. *licks her ice cream* I SUMMON THE POWER OF THE RUM RAISIN GENIE!!!!!!!
Botan:*twitches* Uuuuugh! My head...AAAAAAAAAAH!!!! *head blows up and spews brains everywhere*
Tea:o.o....................Oops.
Toguro:*comes out of Botans stump neck* I AM THE RUM RAISIN GENIE!!! YOU MAY HAVE ONE WISH!!!!!!
Tea:^.^ Okay! I wish that Tristan and Kagome were back, and everyone in the world were friends!
Toguro:YOU'RE WISH BE GRANTED!!!!! *turns into a stag and gallops away dramatically*
*across the world*
Hiei:*hugs Kuwabara* Yes! You have my approval! You may marry my sister!!
Kuwabara:YAAAAY!!! Wait, YOUR SISTER!?!?!?!?!?
*somewhere else*
Yami Malik:FRIENDS ARE THE KEY TO POWER!!! MWUHAHAHAHAHA!!! BE MY FRIENDS!!!!
Yami:^___^ Sure! Let's all be friends! You can even have my millennium puzzle Bakura!
Bakura:Aaaaaaw!!! *takes it*
Yami:x.x *dies*
*END SCENE*
*SCENE 2* *Ryou and Keikos wedding*
Ogre:*sobs* THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!
Jou:*hits him* Quiet down will ya!!
Yami Malik:*is the priest* Does anyone have any objections? Speak now or forever hold your....tongue.
Sesshoumaru:*jumps out of a helicopter and parachutes through the cathedral skylite* I OBJECT!!!!!
Bakura:*bangs his gavel thing* Objection overruled!! Take your seat Mr.Fluffy!
Sesshoumaru:............*sits down in the defendants chair* I thought this was a wedding.....
Bakura: ANYWAAAAAY! The court rules the defendant, GUILTY AS CHARGED!!!
Sesshoumaru:O.O WHAT!?!??!!? WHAT DID I DO!?!?!?!?!?!
Seto:*the prosecutor* You got all of these women pregnant and accused the judge of being a transvestite!
*waves at the left side benches where Yusuke, Inuyasha, Yugi, uh, everyone male that wasn't prementioned sits*
Sesshoumaru:HUH!?!?!?! THEY'RE NOT EVEN WOMEN, AND DEFENANTLY NOT PREGNANT!!!! *points at Inuyasha*
AND THAT'S MY BROTHER!!!!!!!!
Bakura:*slams his gavel* SO YOU'RE CONFESSING HAVING COMMITTED INCEST!?!??!?! BY ORDER OF THE JUDGE,
YOU ARE SENTENCED TO GO CLEAN THE BATHROOMS AT THE WYMCA!!! TAKE HIM AWAY!
*Yukina and Rin take him away*
Yami Malik:...........Anyway, I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride.
Ryou:^-^ *kisses Keiko*
Everyone:Aaaaaaaaaw!!!!!
Sesshoumaru:T.T *has a mop* Oh bury me nooooooooot on the lone prairiiiiiieeee........
*END SCENE*
*SCENE 3* *Uuuuhh.....Yukina and Rishid/Odion in the rain....I think......*
Yukina:*sobs* I'm not the woman you think I am Otogi.....
Rishid:Yes, and I have a confession to make......
Yukina:In the summer of 1998, I was actually a great soccer player named Riki DelCarto, I had it all.
Fame, fortune, cars and beautiful women. Then a horrible accident happened, and I had to go to Yogurt rehab,
for I had devolped a fetish. It was then that I discovered that my left pinkie is a different shade then all the rest and I was shocked.
How could I have not noticed? I spent that long dreadful summer thinking about how in the Matrix Revolutions,
I never would have been able to fight like Neo did, because I'd be too distracted by my wet sqelchy socks.
So I went through some intense training, meditations and therapies to put my mind in a machine like mode when I fight
in the rain so when the time comes for me to defeat agent Smith I would be ready. Only before my training with master
Pegasus was complete I was let out of YR and realized that my name was actually Yukina, I'm really a girl,
I've never played soccer in my life and agent Smith wasn't real. So I digress and confess. What did you wanna say?
Rishid:o.o;;;...........Master Malik crashed your car.
Yukina:Oh okay. And just so you know I am also carrying your child.
Rishid:*faints*
Yukina:*speaks into a microphone thing on her trench coat* The cat drank the milk and has taken a nap.
Mysterious guy about a million miles away in a big chair so we can't see his face god this is a long name: Excellent agent M.
I'll send agent smith to pick up and deliver the package right away.
Yukina:Right then. I'm out. *walks away but looks back at Rishid* Goodbye my love..... *dramatic sax music plays, fades out*
*END SCENE*
*SHOW ENDING THEME SONG THING*
*Jou dancing around in a sundress in a field of flowers*
Jou:I would hold the hand of the one who would lead me places!!!!
And kiss the lips of the one who could sing so sweet....
And I, would fly on the wings of the bird, I knew, could take me highest.. *twirls and puts flowers in Shippos hair*
Breath in breath out, you keep me aliiive!
You are the fire burning, inside of meee, you are my passion for life!!!!
Shippo:;o.O Why me?
*****************************
PD:Don't go back and read it again, this is complete nonsense, I was just bored and decided to type some stuff.
Inspired by Passions! The soap opera you should never watch or you'll get hooked and disturbed. @.@oo
How stupid can Antonio get!?!? "Ma wiafe." Che. Tell me what you think!
Sorry it isn't koolaides wrath, but I realized I can't update that til I actually get some koolaide.
(It really does help you write, but I haven't had any in monthÕs!) And if I do update soon, it wont be the birthday chapter,
I'll just put that up on my actual birthday. (june 17 I'm fourteen)