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The Three Little Hikari's and the Big Bad Wolf Demon

By MizuDoragon

Now here's a list of people (or whatever) appearing in the fic. IY means the character's from Inu-Yasha, YYH means Yu Yu Hakasho, YGO means Yu-Gi-Oh, FB means Fruits Basket, RK means Rurouni Kenshin and means my own personal (or one of my friend's) creation. So if you don't know one of the characters… look `em up on the site. Or if you're one of those lazy people just read the fic and try to enjoy it anyway! Warning! There are a few major out of character thingies.

Oh, and by the way, the big centered asterisks cut off the play from the unscripted moments. There are a lot of unscripted moments.

Disclaimer: Come on! You should know this! If I were creative enough to make up something as cool as any of these shows, would I be wasting my time writing fanfics? I didn't think so.

Characters:

Little Hikari #1-Marik YGO

Little Hikari #2-Yugi YGO

Little Hikari #3-Bakura YGO

Big Bad Wolf Demon-Kouga IY

Dude selling straw-Inu-Yasha IY

Dude selling sticks-Kuwabara YYH

Dude selling bricks-Kyo FB

Ballerina in back round-Naraku IY

Annoying Person #1- Yuki FB

Annoying Person # 2- Karasu YYH

Wandering Bum- Kenshin RK

Other People:

Director- MizuDoragon (MD)

Camera Man- Kurama YYH

Director's Agent- Duke YGO

Director's Agent's Agent- Raven

Secretary (person who gets drinks and snacks)- Lizzy

Financial Manager- Seto Kaiba YGO

Director's Personal Body Guard- Sesshomaru (Sesshy) IY

Cast's Body Guard- Shippo (hee, hee) IY

* * * Scene 1 * * *

*The 3 Little Hekaris are walking along a dirt path. Marik and Yugi are dancing along actually while Bakura is just walking*

Bakura: I don't think it was a good idea to run away… Where will we live?

Marik: Worrywart.

Yugi: We'll make our own houses. It'll be fun!

Bakura: Sounds like a lot of work…

* * * * *

*Marik and Yugi, not hearing Bakura, keep skipping waiting for him to say his line*

Bakura: Uh, AHEM! I SAID, SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF WORK!

Yugi: You did?

Marik: I didn't hear you.

MD: CUT! How are we ever going to get through this fic if we don't even get the first scene right? You want to finish the fic, don't you? If not I suppose I could try out my idea for a never-ending fic…

Bakura, Yugi, and Marik, with varying levels of terror: Of course we want to finish the fic! We'll work harder! We promise!

MD: But the never ending fic sounds like such a good idea…don't you think?

*Yugi and Bakura nod their heads as if their lives depend on it, or in this case their freedom.

Marik: *muttering under his breath* Not really.

Sesshy: What did you say?

Marik: Nothing!

MD: Whatever. Let's just keep going. Bakura say your line.

* * * * *

Bakura: Kay! *Clears throat loudly* Sounds like a lot of work…

Marik: Work? I don't like working!

Yugi: me neither…

* * * * *

Inu-Yasha: This is an outrage! I won't do it! My part is `Dude selling straw'! That's ridiculous! I'm a better actor than that!

MD: *rolls her eyes* Would you rather be `ballerina in the background'?

Naraku: *comes out in a tutu*NOOOOOOOOOOOO! That's my part! He can't have it!

Inu-Yasha: I don't want it! I want a good part!

Naraku:*tears begin to well up in his eyes* I--I--*sniff*

MD: Oooohhhh, don't worry Naraku; you have a very good part.

Naraku: *eyes big* Really?

MD: Of course it is, it's very important. Now get backstage.

*Naraku dances and twirls away*

MD: Now say your line Inu-Yasha.

Inu-Yasha: *Crosses his arms over his chest* I won't do it.

MD: I'll give you a cookie.

Inu-Yasha: No.

MD: I'll give you a bowl of Ramen Soup.

* * * * *

Inuyasha: Fine. *arms drop to his sides* Straw! Straw for sale!

Marik: Perfect! That's what I'm building my house out of!

*Naraku dances in the background with a big, satisfied smile on his face*

*Marik runs up and snatches all Inu-Yasha's straw while Inu-Yasha's mind is under control by Marik's Millennium Rod*

Kuwabara: *sigh* (muttering) Sticks for sale…

* * * * *

MD: Say it louder Kuwabara.

* * * * *

Kuwabara:*muttering* this is embarrassing… *in a louder voice* Sticks for sale!

Yugi: Yay! I'll make my house outta that!

*Yugi runs up and buys a lot of sticks from Kuwabara and skips off holding them*

Bakura: This is just great. They took all the building stuff. Maybe I should just go home…I didn't wanna run away anyhow…

*Kyo walks downs the path, pushing a cart filled to the brim with bricks. Kenshin wanders aimlessly in the back round.*

Kyo: Sigh, *in a loud voice* Bricks for sale! Get yer bricks here!

Bakura: Well, I guess I could build my house out of th-

* * * * *

Kaiba: Excuse me, Director? *voice dripping with sarcasm*

MD: CUT! What is it Seto?

Kaiba: Well, you've run over your budget.

MD: WHAT!? By how much?

Kaiba: By $113,287.

MD: O-my-god-… I can't breathe! Secretary! I need a drink!

Lizzy: *From off stage* Get it yourself!

MD: Do you want to be fired? This is what you get paid for!

Lizzy: Fine. * Comes on stage, gets in throwing distance of DB and hurls a can of soda at her*

MD: * Opens the can and slowly drinks all of it*

Kaiba: Now about this bill, it seems someone charged $156,821.43 worth of cheese to the company account.

MD: Cheese? Who would do that? Wait a minute. Cheese! Rats like cheese! Yuki get in here!

Yuki: *Comes out holding a piece of cheese.* What?

MD: *In a sickly-sweet voice* Where did you get that piece of cheese?

Yuki: *Raises an eyebrow* I bought it…

MD: Really? Is it good?

Yuki: Yes…and yes… What's this about?

MD: You owe me $156,821.43! I said to only charge to the company account in an emergency!

Yuki: *Eyes wide* It was an emergency! Shigure made pickled radish and curry last night!

MD: *Rolls her eyes* Horrible though that is, you still didn't need that much cheese. Why didn't you just buy a sandwich? Or even just a little bit of cheese?

Yuki: *Looks down at his shoes* I… I got kinda carried away.

MD: I'd say so. How much cheese do you have left?

Yuki: Most of it. Why?

MD: Return it. *Yuki starts to interrupt* No buts. Get as much of my money back as possible, the rest comes out of your paycheck. Now leave.

*Yuki shuffles off stage, a sad look in his eyes.*

MD: Well, now that that's settled, let's continue. Say your line Bakura. ACTION!

* * * * *

Bakura: Well, I guess I could build my house out of that. It would be stronger then straw or sticks. Then I'll have the best house!

*He runs up the Kyo and buys all the bricks plus the cart and wheels off to find a spot to build his house.

Bakura: This is the perfect place! Let's get started! *Begins to lay bricks*

*Marik and Yugi walk up.*

Marik: Are you still working? I was done ages ago.

Yugi: I've been done for a while too.

Marik: Stop working. Come play with us!

Bakura: *while still laying bricks* I can't. I have to finish my house.

Yugi: Come on! Do it later!

Marik: You have plenty of time!

Bakura: No I don't. I have to finish it before dark.

Marik: You're no fun, come on Yugi, let's go.

Yugi: *sticks tongue out at Bakura* Yeah, we'll go have fun without you!

*Marik and Yugi walk off. Bakura sighs.*

Bakura: It's not my fault my house is taking so long too build… They should take stuff more seriously… Besides, I'm done now…

* Kouga slinks to Marik's house. *

* * * End Scene 1* * *

Duke: Hey, MizuDoragon!

MD: What is it Duke? I was about to start scene 2.

Duke: I got you a job! You are an actress in a fic called Six Feet Under! Your character's name is Wynd. Am I good or what?

MD: Awesome! This is great! No more working with these annoying people! Off to my new job. See you, never!

Raven: Duke! How could you do this!

Duke: Quiet or I'll fire you.

Kouga: Hey, wait a minute! This is my first major role! Is DB quitting?

Shippo: I'm sure she'll come back soon.

Karasu: I doubt that sincerely.

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MizuDoragon: That's the end of this chapter! Will I come back to this thankless job and complete this fic, or will I abandon it and leave it unfinished on my hard drive forever? It's your choice! Give me feedback if you want me to write more!