Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / Weiss Kreuz Fan Fiction ❯ Kooking Without Konduct ❯ Pookaka ( One-Shot )
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: Mimosa of the year 
The greatest cooking show ever, starring Karasu the Blow Up Baker, the Guru of Gouda Bakura and... Farfarello the Hibachi Chef?!?
This could get messy.... Oneshot, could be longer though!
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / Weiss Kreuz Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 08.11.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 550 | Status: Completed
The greatest cooking show ever, starring Karasu the Blow Up Baker, the Guru of Gouda Bakura and... Farfarello the Hibachi Chef?!?
This could get messy.... Oneshot, could be longer though!
Anime/Manga: Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / Weiss Kreuz Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 08.11.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.2K | Visits: 550 | Status: Completed
Mimosa: I will be updating my other story, I just forgot about it. In the meantime, enjoy this oneshot! Review and i might write the mighty trio in other tv situations to! Heheheh...
Kooking Without Konduct
Karasu:*smiling serenely* Hellu! Welcome to the Kooking without Konduct Happy Hour, I'm your host Karasu! Today I will be teaching everyone how to make *starts twitching and shrieking*BLOWEMUPBLOWEMUPBOMBSBOMBSDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEKIIIIIILL*back to normal* cherry pie. but first, allow me to introduce my esteemed partner *bellows* AAAAAAAAAAAUUUGGGGHHHH-*stops* chefs Farfarello,
Farfarello:.............*is busy repeatedly stabbing his own hand with a fillet knife*
Karasu:*giggles and puts his hand over his mouth* It looks like our hibachi chef will be teaching us how to make 'finger food' now doesn't it? *hisses evilly* Kiiiillllllll..................
Audience:........*laughs nervously*
Karasu:And let's not forgot our ever so important appetizer expert, the endearing Yami Bakura! *gestures at him*
Yami Bakura:*smiles evilly* Arsenic goes well with crab legs...And I'm not wearing underwear. Kukukukukukukuku......
Farfarello: -.- Public nudity frightens people...Fear hurts God. *begins doing a jerky strip tease to the sudden skanky music*
Audience: O_o *is scared alright*
Karasu:Oh ho ho ho ho! Now now Farfie dearest, save that for.....for..... *screams and starts throwing tables...and bombs* GOD DAMNIT I CAN'T THINK OF A FREAKING PUNCHLINE!!! *shrieks*
Farfarello:*is satisfied with God damning his dance and stops*
Audience:*sighs with relief*
Yami Bakura:.......dUdE U R s0 W|-|Ac|<. *throws salt at the back of Karasus head*
Farfarello:*stares at Bakura* When you spill salt you are desecrating something holy. *slowly turns and smiles sweetly at the camera* It's a good thing. *kicks over a bag of salt and hums innocently*
Karasu*has calmed down* ^^ Now, before we start 'getting jiggy with it', I'd like to introduce our guest helper chefs Aya Fujimiya aaaaaand *shouts* YuGiOOOOOOh! *pumps his fists in the air*
Audience:*claps politely as Aya and Yami Yugi get shoved on stage*
Aya: o.o *sees Farfarello and glares* Die! *pulls out his katana*
Farfie:*looks boredly at his fingernails* Jeez... Come up with a new line. 'Die die die!' No one gives a crap Mr.I'm-Such-An-Icehole-Martyr-Whaawhaa-My-Sisters-In-A-Coma. Get over it, get a date get wasted get laid!
Audience:*cheers* Here here!
Aya:T_T...You suck. * regains his composure* Eeerrrrrr, >.< Buy something or get out!
Farfie:*sighs* Sad...
Karasu: >.> *loses his cheerful composure* Farfarello just gave useful advice... And it had nothing to do with God. *juggles hand grenades perplexedly* Huh.
Yami:*gasps* Bakura! *dramatically stabs a finger at him* This is all your doing you fiend! *grits his teeth* Aargh!
Bakura:*isn't paying much attention* Que? *plays with clams clacking them at each other and talking babyishly* Hewwo, I is Mr.Clammy! *clack clack* Hewwo Clammy! I'm Sammy. *click clack click*
Yami:*crosses his arms and glowers darkly* You turned Yugi into an Emo-crotch! *jabs his finger towards backstage*
Yugi:*has a guitar and is singing whinily* And then sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-she left me! Went off without me why didn't she see I need her! she is my lifeline-lalalalala! T_T *sniffles*
Bakura:*is clued in now* Oh yeah that. I thought you were talking about that rash I created from shadows on your d-
Karasu:OOOOkay! Now that we've all been introDIEced, let's begin shall weKILL? *grins and nods at Farfarello* So, what wBOMBill you be making?
Farfarello:*looks at him wierdly* I'm going to destroy God of course.
Karasu: -.-; This is a cooking show. You're a hibachi chef now.
Farf:...Confusion doesn't hurt God, it just pisses me off. *throws a knife into Karasu's forehead* What is this higemichloo chef you think I am?
Karasu: O;O...... *is bleeding* Um. You get knives. And slice things.
Farfar:*smiles* Most excellent. *clasps his fingers together* I will be making food.
Karkar:You do that. *haphazardly throws a grenade out the window and then smiles at the camera* And now a short break! ^^ Don't go away!
*commercials*
Farfarello:AOL.... It's easy. But lets talk about the Lying Bastard that is the Creator. *growls ferally and foams at the mouth*
Schuldig: ^^; *pops in* Or we could talk about the benefits of AOL..It's easy! *thumbs up*
Farfarello:You know else is Lying Scum? That guy....
Schuldig:..???
Farfarello:Dude I am not getting an effing Dell.. *sullenly pokes his finger into his empty eyesocket*
Schuldig:.....Well no. But AOL, use it, it's fast easy! *grins and winks*
Farfarello:*snorts and mutters* Like a cheap whore...
*commercial 2*
Tea:I love my friends! I'd never let them down! They're great! Uhm, not drugs though! They are bad! Don't do them!
*back to the show*
Karasu: -^_^- So! The first thing you need to know about cherry pie is cherries! you need them.
Bakura:*smiles* I will be making whinyass emo strips! *has tied Yugi over a vat of oil* First we have to flay our victim-er, tasty....thing. *holds up a machete knife*
Farf:*snarls and starts gnawing on Bakura*MIIIIINE! *steals the machete knife and runs away sqealing*
Bakura:FLITH! VERMIN! RAAAAAAAH! *tries to chase Farfarello but is blocked by Yami*
Yami:*does dramatic hand gestures* You're out of line Bakura! *growls* Yugi is my best friend! Emo or not you cannot deep fry him! *points* It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!
Bakura:....Dude, no. *calmly makes pigs in blankets instead*
Yami:*is killed by zombies*
Aya:*is standing by Farfarello calmly chopping trout*
Farfie:*leers at him* Yer hair is so pretty................
Aya:...don't make me castrate you.
Farfarello:Gonads are Gods creations. Slicing them off would hurt Him. *stalks towards Karasu slowly with a knife*
Karasu:*sees him* Sorry to disappoint but, *smiles chipperly at the camera* My balls are not on the menu.
Aya:...It's a good thing.
Audience:*laughs*
Karasu:>_o You are only allowed to laugh at myyyyy jokes! *starts smoking*
Audience*stops*
Farfarello:*jumps on Karasu and tries to cut off his...thingy*
Karasu:X_x Why meeeee? *strangles Farfie*
Aya:*pulls the pie out of the oven*
Bakura:....Um, we have a pie, and some hot dog things....And you have learned....End of show. *steals the millenium puzzle*
Farfarello:AND REMEMBER! ABORT! DESTROY THE SOULS OF FURTURE CHILDREN AND GOD WILL CRY!!!!MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! *is dragged off stage and sedated*
Karasu:X_X;;;; *coughs* Seeya next week...
Kooking Without Konduct
Karasu:*smiling serenely* Hellu! Welcome to the Kooking without Konduct Happy Hour, I'm your host Karasu! Today I will be teaching everyone how to make *starts twitching and shrieking*BLOWEMUPBLOWEMUPBOMBSBOMBSDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEKIIIIIILL*back to normal* cherry pie. but first, allow me to introduce my esteemed partner *bellows* AAAAAAAAAAAUUUGGGGHHHH-*stops* chefs Farfarello,
Farfarello:.............*is busy repeatedly stabbing his own hand with a fillet knife*
Karasu:*giggles and puts his hand over his mouth* It looks like our hibachi chef will be teaching us how to make 'finger food' now doesn't it? *hisses evilly* Kiiiillllllll..................
Audience:........*laughs nervously*
Karasu:And let's not forgot our ever so important appetizer expert, the endearing Yami Bakura! *gestures at him*
Yami Bakura:*smiles evilly* Arsenic goes well with crab legs...And I'm not wearing underwear. Kukukukukukukuku......
Farfarello: -.- Public nudity frightens people...Fear hurts God. *begins doing a jerky strip tease to the sudden skanky music*
Audience: O_o *is scared alright*
Karasu:Oh ho ho ho ho! Now now Farfie dearest, save that for.....for..... *screams and starts throwing tables...and bombs* GOD DAMNIT I CAN'T THINK OF A FREAKING PUNCHLINE!!! *shrieks*
Farfarello:*is satisfied with God damning his dance and stops*
Audience:*sighs with relief*
Yami Bakura:.......dUdE U R s0 W|-|Ac|<. *throws salt at the back of Karasus head*
Farfarello:*stares at Bakura* When you spill salt you are desecrating something holy. *slowly turns and smiles sweetly at the camera* It's a good thing. *kicks over a bag of salt and hums innocently*
Karasu*has calmed down* ^^ Now, before we start 'getting jiggy with it', I'd like to introduce our guest helper chefs Aya Fujimiya aaaaaand *shouts* YuGiOOOOOOh! *pumps his fists in the air*
Audience:*claps politely as Aya and Yami Yugi get shoved on stage*
Aya: o.o *sees Farfarello and glares* Die! *pulls out his katana*
Farfie:*looks boredly at his fingernails* Jeez... Come up with a new line. 'Die die die!' No one gives a crap Mr.I'm-Such-An-Icehole-Martyr-Whaawhaa-My-Sisters-In-A-Coma. Get over it, get a date get wasted get laid!
Audience:*cheers* Here here!
Aya:T_T...You suck. * regains his composure* Eeerrrrrr, >.< Buy something or get out!
Farfie:*sighs* Sad...
Karasu: >.> *loses his cheerful composure* Farfarello just gave useful advice... And it had nothing to do with God. *juggles hand grenades perplexedly* Huh.
Yami:*gasps* Bakura! *dramatically stabs a finger at him* This is all your doing you fiend! *grits his teeth* Aargh!
Bakura:*isn't paying much attention* Que? *plays with clams clacking them at each other and talking babyishly* Hewwo, I is Mr.Clammy! *clack clack* Hewwo Clammy! I'm Sammy. *click clack click*
Yami:*crosses his arms and glowers darkly* You turned Yugi into an Emo-crotch! *jabs his finger towards backstage*
Yugi:*has a guitar and is singing whinily* And then sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-she left me! Went off without me why didn't she see I need her! she is my lifeline-lalalalala! T_T *sniffles*
Bakura:*is clued in now* Oh yeah that. I thought you were talking about that rash I created from shadows on your d-
Karasu:OOOOkay! Now that we've all been introDIEced, let's begin shall weKILL? *grins and nods at Farfarello* So, what wBOMBill you be making?
Farfarello:*looks at him wierdly* I'm going to destroy God of course.
Karasu: -.-; This is a cooking show. You're a hibachi chef now.
Farf:...Confusion doesn't hurt God, it just pisses me off. *throws a knife into Karasu's forehead* What is this higemichloo chef you think I am?
Karasu: O;O...... *is bleeding* Um. You get knives. And slice things.
Farfar:*smiles* Most excellent. *clasps his fingers together* I will be making food.
Karkar:You do that. *haphazardly throws a grenade out the window and then smiles at the camera* And now a short break! ^^ Don't go away!
*commercials*
Farfarello:AOL.... It's easy. But lets talk about the Lying Bastard that is the Creator. *growls ferally and foams at the mouth*
Schuldig: ^^; *pops in* Or we could talk about the benefits of AOL..It's easy! *thumbs up*
Farfarello:You know else is Lying Scum? That guy....
Schuldig:..???
Farfarello:Dude I am not getting an effing Dell.. *sullenly pokes his finger into his empty eyesocket*
Schuldig:.....Well no. But AOL, use it, it's fast easy! *grins and winks*
Farfarello:*snorts and mutters* Like a cheap whore...
*commercial 2*
Tea:I love my friends! I'd never let them down! They're great! Uhm, not drugs though! They are bad! Don't do them!
*back to the show*
Karasu: -^_^- So! The first thing you need to know about cherry pie is cherries! you need them.
Bakura:*smiles* I will be making whinyass emo strips! *has tied Yugi over a vat of oil* First we have to flay our victim-er, tasty....thing. *holds up a machete knife*
Farf:*snarls and starts gnawing on Bakura*MIIIIINE! *steals the machete knife and runs away sqealing*
Bakura:FLITH! VERMIN! RAAAAAAAH! *tries to chase Farfarello but is blocked by Yami*
Yami:*does dramatic hand gestures* You're out of line Bakura! *growls* Yugi is my best friend! Emo or not you cannot deep fry him! *points* It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!
Bakura:....Dude, no. *calmly makes pigs in blankets instead*
Yami:*is killed by zombies*
Aya:*is standing by Farfarello calmly chopping trout*
Farfie:*leers at him* Yer hair is so pretty................
Aya:...don't make me castrate you.
Farfarello:Gonads are Gods creations. Slicing them off would hurt Him. *stalks towards Karasu slowly with a knife*
Karasu:*sees him* Sorry to disappoint but, *smiles chipperly at the camera* My balls are not on the menu.
Aya:...It's a good thing.
Audience:*laughs*
Karasu:>_o You are only allowed to laugh at myyyyy jokes! *starts smoking*
Audience*stops*
Farfarello:*jumps on Karasu and tries to cut off his...thingy*
Karasu:X_x Why meeeee? *strangles Farfie*
Aya:*pulls the pie out of the oven*
Bakura:....Um, we have a pie, and some hot dog things....And you have learned....End of show. *steals the millenium puzzle*
Farfarello:AND REMEMBER! ABORT! DESTROY THE SOULS OF FURTURE CHILDREN AND GOD WILL CRY!!!!MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! *is dragged off stage and sedated*
Karasu:X_X;;;; *coughs* Seeya next week...