Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Bachelorette SAJ ❯ Yusuke and SAJ's Date ( Chapter 7 )

(Dances around). I'm happy, even though I only got three reviews in the last chapter. I don't know why, but I'm happy! So special thanks to all who read my fan fiction and didn't review, and to all who read my fan fiction and reviewed!

To the people who reviewed!:

To Me, myself and Joey- Yeah, I do have an idea who you are. In fact I'm pretty sure I know who you are! Well, thanks for reviewing!! Really appreciate the support!

To my sister, SAJ, who still has no say in who goes to the next round, who she gets rid of, or who she dates- He, he, he, he. I'm sooo evil! I love being evil! Well, this is your date with Yusuke. I made you a little hyper, and a little bit freaky, but that is one of the many sides of you! Thanks for reviewing! Also, NO MORE EVIL REVIEWS!!!!!

To InsaneAuthoress- Hey! Thanks for the review! Also, Coke Cola is pretty good, though I prefer Vanilla Coke. Thanks for the review!

Thanks to all!!

Disclaimer: I don't own Arby's, Burger King, the sword Hiei has, the hit man outfits, Blood Bath 3, Curse of the Tooth Fairy, the arcade, Yu Yu Hakusho, Yu-Gi-Oh, the camera's or the beaten up old Prob.(But my sister does own one). I think that's all. . . . Well, I don't own ANYTHING in this story. Better?

Enjoy!

Chapter seven: Yusuke and SAJ's Date

TAB: Okay! Today SAJ will go on a date with Yusuke, who she picked yesterday. Will she give him on the peck on the cheek in the end, like Kaiba? Or will she just say 'good by', like Kurama? Lets find out!

Touya: Where is she?

TAB: I have no idea. . . . .

*Twelve.*

Yusuke:(Shows up). Hey! Where's my date?

TAB: I have no idea. . . . .

*One.*

SAJ:(Comes in).

Yusuke:(Stops trying to hunt down the camera people). Where were you?

SAJ: Oh. I was getting my hair done!

Everyone:(Sweatdrop).

TAB: Just go on the date already. . . . .

SAJ: Okay! Off to the beaten up old Prob.!

Yusuke:??

*Outside.*

SAJ: Okay! Hop in.

Yusuke: Will there be enough room?

SAJ: Of course! I managed to stuff five people in the back once!

Yusuke: What-ever. . . . .(Goes in).

SAJ:(Grins evilly knowing that she had just tricked Yusuke into going into the back of the squished car).

Touya: Where?

SAJ:(Whispers to Touya). Onward folks!

*At Burger King.(A/N: Yes, again. . . .)*

Yusuke: Burger King??

SAJ: Yep!

Yusuke: No. I know exactly where to go!

SAJ:??

Yusuke:(Goes over to Touya). Do you think you could take us somewhere, special?

*At Arby's.*

Yusuke: This is the place I always go!

SAJ:? Arby's??

Yusuke: Okay! Lets go inside and order some food. I'm hungry!

SAJ: Okay. . . .

*Inside Arby's.*

SAJ: Um, do they have Fries here??

Yusuke: Um, I don't know. . . .

Lady behind the counter of Arby's: I'm afraid that we don't make Fries here. . . .

SAJ: WHAT?! NO FRIES?! WHAT'S HAMBURGERS WITHOUT FRIES?!

Lady behind the counter of Arby's:(Hiding behind the counter). Um. . . Sorry miss, but we just don't make Fries.

Yusuke: I thought Arby's made Fries. . . . .

Lady behind the counter of Arby's: Not this Arby's. This Arby's is a healthful Arby's!

Yusuke and SAJ:(Sweatdrop).

SAJ: Then. . . What is the point(pauses), Of Getting A Hamburger WHEN IT DOESN'T COME WITH FRIES?!! HUH? HUH?

Lady behind the counter of Arby's:(Hiding behind the counter). We-we can make F-Fries for you-you. . .

SAJ:(Grins in satisfaction). Okay Yusuke! I'm going to find a seat while you order! Remember, I want a Hamburger and Fries!(Walks off).

Yusuke:(A little stunned).

Lady behind the counter at Arby's: Is she always this way?

Yusuke: I have no idea. . . . . .

*A little later.*

Yusuke:(Comes over to the table SAJ had reserved). Okay, I think I got it right!

SAJ: Okay! Lets dig in!(Grabs her Hamburger and Fries, that were specially made for her, and starts to eat it).

Yusuke: Um, I think I forgot some napkins, be right back!(A/N: I just can't picture Yusuke using napkins when he eats. . . Maybe it's just me. . . .)

Lady that was behind the counter of Arby's: How do you like your Fries?

SAJ: Delicious!

Lady that was behind the counter of Arby's: I was just sent here to see if you liked it. . . . .

SAJ:(Pauses). You put something in the Fries didn't you?!

Lady that was behind the counter of Arby's: Huh?

SAJ: YOU CONTAMINATED IT!!! DIEEEE!!(Starts to chase the Lady that was behind the counter of Arby's).

Yusuke:(Comes back). What?

SAJ: DIE YOU!!!!

Lady that was behind of the counter of Arby's:(Goes behind the counter of Arby's) Hah! You can't get me here!

SAJ: SAYS WHO??!!(Goes behind the counter of Arby's and starts to chase the Lady behind the counter of Arby's).

Lady behind the counter of Arby's: Eek!(Runs off).

Yusuke:(Sighs). Great. Just great. . . . .

*A little bit later.*

SAJ and Yusuke:(Got kicked out of Arby's).

Yusuke: They didn't even let us keep our food! I wasn't able to eat anything!(Sniff, sniff).

SAJ: This is WAR!!!

Yusuke: Great. . . Just great. . . . .(Looks for a camera).

*A little bit later.*

Touya:(Walks into Arby's). Why did I get myself into this?

Lady behind the counter of Arby's(A/N: Yes, the same one): How may I help you?

Touya: Okay, I would like. . . . . Four of everything you got here.

Lady behind the counter of Arby's: You're joking, right?

Touya: No, I have a very demanding club of hit men that are very hungry and want food from this Arby's now. They might even come in themselfs and order it if I don't go out there soon with these food. Also, it must be half off.

*Outside of Arby's.*

Yusuke: Okay, out of all the things I've done in my life, this has to be the worst.

SAJ:(Grins evilly).

Yusuke:(Looks up from the camera he's holding). By the way, where are you getting all of this money?

SAJ:(Still grinning evilly). From TAB's bank account.

Yusuke:(Sweatdrop).

SAJ:(Rubs hands together with glee and looks at Arby's). Payback!

*A little bit later.*

Touya:(Comes out carrying EVERYTHING). Is this okay??

SAJ: Yep!

Touya: What do you want me to do with all this food?

SAJ: Hmm, put it somewhere for Yusuke and me. I have one more thing to do. . . . .

*A little bit later.*

Yami Yugi: Do I really look like a hit man?(Wearing a hit man suit).

SAJ: Just deal with it. . .

Yami Bakura: I just love being evil!(Wearing his tight leather outfit, hit man outfit, completely black(A/N: So dreamy. . .(Faints))

Hiei:(Hiding behind Kurama, who he had brought just to hide behind). What are you planning to do?

SAJ: I would have appreciated if Kurama hadn't come, but more the merrier! Here Kurama, a hit man suit.

Kurama:?

Hiei: Can I have a hit man suit?

SAJ: You already look like a hit man.

Hiei: >_<

Yusuke: Did you have to do this??

SAJ: Yep! ^_^

*In Arby's.*

SAJ:(Comes in also in a hit women suit).

Kurama, Hiei, Yami Bakura, Yami Yugi and Yusuke:(Comes in behind SAJ in hit men suits).

Lady behind the counter(A/N: Same one. . .): M-May I help you?

Yami Yugi: We sent in someone to get some, er, Hamburgers. We didn't get the right ones. We're angry. . . . .

SAJ:(Whispers). You have to be more convincing.

Yami Yugi: Oh. We are VERY. . . . Angry?

Lady behind the counter of Arby's: Uh. . . Would you like me to make more Hamburgers for you?

Yami Yugi: Sure.

Hiei: It must be half off!

Kurama: Wow, you're really getting into this.

Hiei: ^_^ I just love torturing humans. . . . . .

Lady behind the counter of Arby's: Um. . It will be a bit. . . . .

Yami Yugi: No, it has to be done in ten minutes, or else. . . Ha, ha, ha, ha. . . . Ha?

Yami Bakura: No, it's like this! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

Yami Yugi and Lady behind the counter of Arby's:(Hiding behind the counter).

SAJ:(Rolls her eyes). Just get it done. . . . Oh, and more Fries!

Lady behind the counter of Arby's: Uh. . . . Ok-kay. . . .(Disappears).

Yusuke: Camera!!(Runs off toward a camera person).

SAJ: Get back here!

Yusuke: Camer! ^_^ (Brings the camera with him back toward SAJ).

Camera person who is now cameraless: Hey! Give that back!

Yusuke: No. .. .(Strokes the camera). Mine, my own. . . My precious!

Everyone:(Sweatdrop).

*A little bit later.*

Yusuke: I can't believe you are doing this.

SAJ:(Grins evilly). I know!

Kurama:(Sighs). You really got Hiei pumped up. . . .

Hiei:(Taunting some people with his sword) Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Humans are so pathetic!

SAJ:(Looks dreamily at Hiei).

Lady behind the counter of Arby's: Um. . . Here is your food.

Hiei:(Turns on Lady behind the counter of Arby's). You were three seconds late! Dieeee!!!(Runs after Lady behind the counter of Arby's with his sword).

Lady behind the counter of Arby's: Eeeeeekkkkk!!!!(Runs off).

Yusuke: We should get out of here. . . . .

Yami Yugi: I can't believe I just did that. . . . .

SAJ: Come on!

SAJ, Yami Yugi, Yami Bakura, Kurama and Yusuke:(Goes out of Arby's).

Hiei: Dragon Of The Darkness Flame!

Everyone in Arby's: AHHHH!(Runs out of Arby's).

Arby's:(Crumbles into ash).

Yusuke: Man! That was the Arby's I always went to!(Sniff, sniff. Strokes the camera).

Kurama: Looks like you're going to have to find another Arby's. This one wont be brought back.

Hiei:(Walks out happily). My job is done. By!

Kurama:(Sighs). By. . .(Walks after Hiei).

Yami Yugi: I can't believe I just did that!(Runs off).

Yami Bakura: Souls to take! Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!(Goes after the people who worked at Arby's to try and take their souls).

Yusuke: So much for our date. . . .

SAJ: But that date hasn't even started!

Yusuke: Okay. . . .

Touya: The food is set. . . What happened here?

SAJ: Pay back! Onward folks!

*At an arcade.*

Yusuke: Yeah! An arcade!(Runs off to play some games completely forgetting about camera's).

SAJ: Wait up! We have to eat first, then arcades.

Yusuke: Okay!(Walks over to a table).

SAJ: Lets dig in!(Starts to eat).

*A few minutes later.*

Yusuke: Arcade!(Runs off to play some games).

SAJ: Wait up!(Runs after Yusuke). What are you playing?

Yusuke: Blood Bath 3! Take that! And that! And that!

SAJ:?? Okay, I'm going to go over here. . . .

*A few minutes later.*

Yusuke:(Goes over to SAJ). What are you playing?

SAJ: Curse of the Tooth Fairy!

Yusuke:(Sweatdrop).

*An hour later.*

SAJ: That was fun!

Yusuke: Yep. Hey, the dates over??

SAJ: Yeah. It seems like it's still early. . . . . .

All the people that worked at Arby's that still have their souls: Grrr. . . . .

Yusuke and SAJ: ??

All the people that worked at Arby's that still have their souls: Dieeee!!(Runs after SAJ and Yusuke).

Yusuke and SAJ: AHHH!(Runs off).

TAB: Well, that was a strange date. I'll have to remember never to bring SAJ to Arby's again. . . . Well, looks like Yusuke didn't get that peck on the check, to bad. Tomorrow SAJ will take the rest of the boys, and get to know them more. How? You'll have to read and find out! Later. . . .

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Yeah! Finally got this up! Took long enough! Sorry it's so short, I can't seem to get the chapters to be long. . . Dang!

Well, if you like, review. If you don't like, well still review. . . Please? Pwetty please? Pwetty, pwetty, pwetty, pwetty please???

Well, my spelling sucks, so don't mind any mistakes in this chapter!>_< I really need to improve my spelling. . . . .

Also, thanks to InsaneAuthoress, Me, myself and Joey, and my sister SAJ for reviewing! It means a lot, even if you are the only ones that review!

Two more things before I stop writing. One . . . . . About that hit man stuff, never try that at the Arby's near you. It will probably not end up good.

Two. . . .. PLEASE read my other story Yu-Gi-Oh American Idol Style! I need more people to review telling me who they want to go through to the next round. So please check out Yu-Gi-Oh American Idol Style!

Thanks!